Skyrim, But I Bleed Gold? 

love how he calls Skyrim seasonal since everyone who replays the game gets addicted to it again for a season

I love how, instead of making his money his health, he basically just gave himself a second, shittier healthbar in addition to the normal one.

Dragonborn: "I would like to buy all of your Iron Ore" Shopkeep: "That will be 50 gold" Dragonborn: *Cuts self to bleed out payment*

Y'know what this mod needed? A Sonic Ring Loss sound for whenever you got hit.

Jabo, after spending several hours murdering his way through the countryside: "Everyone is just out for me, what did I even do?!"

Do Jabo and Joov just keep trying to one up each others challenges? That feels like that’s what is happening here

I love how because of one DougDoug video, everybody now hates Fondle and even Jabo (who I’m guessing didn’t know about the video) started calling him Fondle too

One moment: Voice of the Emperor is a "goo goo gah gah" baby tactic The next: Voice of the Emperor is a "Gigachad tactic"

brings a whole new meaning to the term "hemorrhaging money"

Pro tip: the lesser ward can completely shut out a dragon's breath attack at every level and any difficulty. If you do nothing for leveling magicka, it's good for one breath and you probably won't be able to recharge enough for any more in the same fight. Obviously, if you're a mage, you can just totally no-sale dragon's breath all day.

Oh yeah, we eating good today.

american healthcare:

See dragons are particularly potent because they're using the "Marked for Broke" shout and it's effective

11:04 is he following me? Oh my god hes following me. *Proceeds to incinerate stray dog*

Absolutely love these intros, greenscreen cropping into random places is great lmao

*plays like a psychopath killing everyone he or chat feels like* *cant pay bounty* *is chased by the entire town of riften* "What did I even do?"

12:48 that actually caught me so off guard

Whenever somebody mentions mages being bad because they are strong in skyrim i remind myself that people to this day have to fix two handers instantly killing anyone because they can trigger executes even at full life while magic related mods usually just add more busted spells

What would be nuts is if your health bar was replaced with a gold counter. 100gp=100hp. A realistic depiction of the American healthcare system.

"Honest gold for honest work" takes new meaning now.

Thank you Jabo for blessing my Sunday with a Skyrim video

I get into Skyrim during Christmas time because I first played over the holidays, and the smell of these super common Christmas flowers just reminds me of that first time.

killing the spouse and losing the passive store income might be the biggest mistake of the run

How bro resisted the stealth archer is the real accomplishment

if Die Hard is a Christmas movie, Skyrim can be a Christmas game!

I agree, Skyrim is absolutely a winter game, I always come back to it for the winter. Just like Destiny 1 and Bloodborne are Fall games

This might be my new favourite video, dethroning the every kill a new weapon for FO4

For a speedrunner, it's amazing how much stuff jabo _doesn't_ know about skyrim.

Hey Jabo, I really appreciate these videos on RU-vid, and you taking time to explain shit and stuff. Not a Twitch person, don't really like streamers or stream cuts but you're and your videos are an exception =) Thanks again.

Between Jabo and Joov poor Marcurio is taking some lumps

having the shout slow time and using it your first time in solitude makes the first cutscene quite amusing.

RIP best boy, Stray Dog. Cut down in his prime by the insidious Jabo. He will be missed. bork bork bork

I love that this is essentially playing Skyrim with two different health bars

Man, just need to say it. Great videos you do, especially love watching them when I am sick and lying in bed drinking tea, always just gives me a fuzzy feeling. Thanks for all the videos ❤

Always love seeing these, thanks for the video Jabo!

The necromancer in Meridia's temple usually takes several lives even when I'm using op mods. His attacks are really wide-range and deal shit-tons of damage. Crazy that you decided to do it on a whim in your circumstances.

this was so fun to watch would love to watch more of this style

The beetle racing music at 32:17 !! The nostalgia!!

ItsJabo uploading skyrim challenges is seriously better than Christmas nowadays

My cat is going to love the plushie

I'm subscribing for sure I was looking for content like this lately . Keep up the good work man

I love that the frost troll is the first true boss of a new playthrough haha

Awesome run, hilarious video, thanks!👍😎👍

Stream was amazing, happy to be watching the youtube vid

I really enjoy youre skyrim funny and unique journeys every time

I’m glad people aren’t easily forgetting Fondle’s crimes

Ah yes, the three elements: Poison, Fire, and Electronics.

Never forget the poor dog that jabo killed for no reason.

We could've had the greatest apology video of 2024

RedYetti going off as usual

This premise sounds like a fairytale which grandmothers could tell to their children in Skyrim.

Two words: Atronach Stone. Mages won't know what hit them.

love the silvagunner music in the background!

Let’s go, was waiting for this

Really only specific ice spells should cause you to bleed. Like ice spike. Getting hit with fire or electricity shouldn't cause bleeding, and excessive cold causes blood to coagulate, which actually happened to plenty of soldiers during the Korean War as stated by a veteran who was a medic at the time.

You should try to beat skyrim with the throwable spiders you can get in solstheim. I can't remember the exact location, but they are in some cave somewhere. Very fun to use items.

Jabo is genuinely one of my favorite RU-vidrs

Missed u jabo I'm glad u posted again

Hearing Beetle Adventure Racing music in your videos always gives me a certain amount of nostalgic whiplash. I love it.

Chao store music triggered so much nostalgia

nah the ukulele with the starfield shirt HAD ME FKIN CACKLING LMAOOOOOOOO

Jabo: Did he die to a skeever?! How embarrassing. Me: Says the guy who previously died to a mudcrab. 😂

Thank you jabo for this premium content on this wonderful day

Never been this early before and I am certifiably hyped!

Love watching Jabo while I play NV

Hi Jabo, I watched a lot of your YT lately and wanted to thank you for the great enterteinment and the effort you put in your videos! Since i love the Skyrim content, I wondered if you could take a look at Enderal - Forgotten Stories. It is made with the Skyrim engine, features a handmade open world map, an awesome story aswell as many sidequest and much more. It would be so nice seeing you try it in a stream maybe. Greetings and have a nice day!

32:30 eveytime I hear this I hear MOUNT MAYHEM in my head. The music in beetle adventure racing was great.

This man gives us the best content

Yo that thing about winter is kinda true. Well not skyrim per say for me, but I did used to play Frostpunk a lot during winter especially. Dunno why, but checks out.

your editing is sublime.

this actually seems like a lot of fun

Anyone else get a huge nostalgic flashback to A Bugs Life Video game with the music in the introduction or just me?

to be fair Alchemy is still the normal way of making money 😂

W video, keep up the great work man

54:45 the spyro a hero's tail soundtrack caught me SO off guard lmao

Imagine getting hit by a bandit and he momentarily stops to pick up your gold

Another certified Jabo classic

For future challenges, you don't have to run through town after you transform into the werewolf you can just safely wait at the spot until the timer runs down and it still will take you out of the town to the silver hand spot immediately after :)

Yayyyy jabo posted!!

Considering crimes are tracked per hold, you could go to a different part of Skyrim, get money there by whatever means, and then head back to pay the fine.

I want to see jabo use the "gold is souls" mod where you have to spend gold in order to gain levels

I love how great ur intro’s are

Thank you for remembering to upload jabo

Imagine how terrifying it would be using a flamethrower on somebody and they're just running straight through it like it's nothing while money is exploding out of them

Another amazing vid

Well, that's one way to understand 'lifesteal'...

Here is my 10 step plan to making this entire challenge run an absolute cake walk. Step 1: Get the plantation near whiterun ASAP. Step 2: Plant 20 mora tapinella, 12 creep cluster, and 12 scaley pholiota which can be obtained naturally in the necessary quantities around river wood, south of windhelm, and the area surrounding riften and iverstead. Step 3: Do the quest for the dark elf general store owner to unlock speech training, join the thieves guild for the hood, and head just outside of riften to the shrine of zennithar. Step 4: Power level alchemy to 100, and make sure to buy speech training every level from the dark elf merchant to get the merchant perk. Step 5: Sell your potions to buy fortify alchemy enchantment and obscene quantites of filled petty soul gems, iron ingots, leather strips, and a valuable weapon enchantment. Step 6: Make hundreds of iron daggers. Step 7: Enchant hundreds of iron daggers to get 100 enchanting. Step 8: Make the strongest fortify alchemy gear you can making sure to the stronger fortify enchanting ingredients from anniversary edition. Step 9: Proceed to make thousands of incredibly valuable potions. Step 10: Sell your potions to literally every merchant in the game for all their gold making sure to pick up points in the speech skill as you go.

Video Idea: Fallout 4 but Caps are the amount of ammo you have

Over an hour of Jabo dying in the most random ways? …Yes 😂

My favorite part was when he died to the sign 😂

Come one come all, come big come small, come once and come twice!

Bro turned into a Lego character when he dies

I can’t believe jabo keeps coming up with dumbass ways to play this game. Love your videos man, keep up the good work 👍

Honestly on my current playthrough I’ve kept faendal. Gave him a crossbow and he is SO fast on the draw. Holy shet

This is a pretty dope idea. If i had half a brain id want to do a step above this amd go full sonic the hedgehog mode with it. Every drop all coins in an explosion and as long as you have one coin you are good

another video lets go I can't wait for more fallout

53:20 you can go back into the ritual cave place where you drank the werewolf blood and there is a exit that let's you safely leave whiterun

This is nicely edited.

The Bomberman Hero music takes me so far back maaaaan

There's an uptick in players at the end of the year because a new anniversary edition launches every November.