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Smash or Pass Hetalia Edition 

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And now you know what I find attractive.
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@malokeytheallaround
@malokeytheallaround 2 года назад
Kolko: repeatedly says she doesn’t like big buff guys Also Kolko: **smashes Sweden**
@gokbay3057
@gokbay3057 2 года назад
I know right
@kassandratorres1463
@kassandratorres1463 2 года назад
well Sweden is more like in the middle ground of buff & Slime isn't he? I've never seen him shirtless so to me he seems like the middle bodytype
@malokeytheallaround
@malokeytheallaround 2 года назад
@kassandra torres true... he’s a big lad tho
@windjager2177
@windjager2177 2 года назад
Exceptions confirm the norm
@nononozomi684
@nononozomi684 2 года назад
also **smashes denmark** **smashes netherlands**
@ThePipofDespair
@ThePipofDespair 2 года назад
Kolko: Estonia: hard smash. I'm a sucker for guys in glasses *finds out how old he is* also Kolko: OHFUCK PASS PASS P A S S
@tobiasschmidt3372
@tobiasschmidt3372 2 года назад
“I don’t think I know a single Hetalia fan that wouldn’t smash Romania….” me: *raises hand* “….Unless they’re lesbian” Me: *quietly lowers hand*
@claire587
@claire587 2 года назад
I’m honestly so happy to see a hetalia fan alive on the internet lmao love your videos!
@arieslipson4744
@arieslipson4744 2 года назад
you're basically the captain of the Hetalia fandom.
@marinKem
@marinKem Год назад
wait LEVI pfp? We do love envious otaku boi. ur going places, wish you well in both crazy fandoms
@jennifercenturion8273
@jennifercenturion8273 2 года назад
can't wait to see how you will evaluate each character vs its nyo counterpart.
@alicjacaban2226
@alicjacaban2226 2 года назад
Your Poland evolved i to Nyo! Poland🤭 (Hima at first planned to make Poland and China a girls) and Hungary as crossdresing guy (did Nyo! Hungary like Yuri and is crossdreser? We must know😆)
@Sweet_Squad4ever
@Sweet_Squad4ever 2 года назад
Kolko is our matpat in our fandom lmao. XD
@malokeytheallaround
@malokeytheallaround 2 года назад
YES
@malokeytheallaround
@malokeytheallaround 2 года назад
Guess we gotta theorize what is the best smashable Hetalia character for her then-
@audreysmith9303
@audreysmith9303 2 года назад
haha yeah that's so true
@peckneckanimations
@peckneckanimations 2 года назад
@@malokeytheallaround ID PAY TO SEE THAT-
@malokeytheallaround
@malokeytheallaround 2 года назад
I CAN DO IT IF YOU WANT ME TO
@xxAryAryxx
@xxAryAryxx 2 года назад
"Austria's been married how many times and Hungary stayed married to him for how many years? And even afterwards, the two kind of hooked up every now and then? He must be pretty good if that happened!" Finally someone who gets it 💔 You don't have half Europe thirsting over you for nothing
@oikawasimp7181
@oikawasimp7181 2 года назад
Imagine passing on America 🧐 edit: Both regular America AND Nyotalia America? Damn, Kolko must *really* not find them attractive 😵
@bee3467
@bee3467 2 года назад
like How america no glasses second to none 😩
@Nova-gh5yr
@Nova-gh5yr 2 года назад
She said Nyo!America has that dom energy but then smashes every other dom character 😭
@chanshengsupremacy8889
@chanshengsupremacy8889 8 месяцев назад
HOW do you pass nyoamerica
@francinelieto8899
@francinelieto8899 2 года назад
Germany is that guy that I would tease all day long because he is adorably and genuine in his reaction. He may be strict but with a little patience in messing him up everyday he will put his guard down and voila I earned myself a loyal and efficient boyfriend.
@jokerrfox354
@jokerrfox354 2 года назад
I didn't even know the prefectures had characters until this video. You really covering ALL the characters
@lolitzi47
@lolitzi47 Год назад
There's like 100 of them
@isabellaacereto
@isabellaacereto 2 года назад
Now I just want more people to do this for the characters
@malokeytheallaround
@malokeytheallaround 2 года назад
Lol I was actually thinking about doing this, but she beat me to it!!
@isabellaacereto
@isabellaacereto 2 года назад
@@malokeytheallaround honestly do it anyways cause there's always room for different opinions
@malokeytheallaround
@malokeytheallaround 2 года назад
Hehe okei
@darkfrost-star6317
@darkfrost-star6317 2 года назад
*This is the moment we've all been waiting for folks*
@LemonCat98
@LemonCat98 Год назад
Something tells me lithuania would be secretly freaky..its always the quiet ones..
@cynolover
@cynolover Год назад
ALWAYS the quiet ones 💀
@angleofdrakness
@angleofdrakness Месяц назад
This is making me giggle so much fhdkfjfkfmgjf
@WhoTookSpecimen
@WhoTookSpecimen 2 года назад
It’s been four days and I’m still processing that Kolko called Cuba a dilf 🖐🏻💀
@felmargego2534
@felmargego2534 2 года назад
i mean... he kinda is a dilf. he got that vibe.
@WhoTookSpecimen
@WhoTookSpecimen 2 года назад
@@felmargego2534 I’ll happily embrace Cuba’s new title of being the dilf country of Hetalia
@felmargego2534
@felmargego2534 2 года назад
@@WhoTookSpecimen along with ancient rome, germania, sweden (he be taking care of two kiddies ladonia and sealand lmao)
@jovannaabdou462
@jovannaabdou462 2 года назад
Hi Kolko, I just wanted to say thank you for all the videos you've made throughout the years. I've been an on and off fan of Hetalia for going on 7 years now and your videos always give me content to return to when I need my fix of Hetalia. Hetalia is what initially sparked my interest and pursuit of history in the first place. Hetalia holds such a fond place in my heart. I strongly believe that the fandom would not be as alive or as strong if it wasn't for creators like you who push out new and creative content. The fandom isn't perfect by any means, years of shipping wars, racial insensitivity, etc. have proved that, but I feel as though your videos have really tried to keep the fandom positive and respectful. For that, and for all your dedication, I thank you.
@alicjacaban2226
@alicjacaban2226 2 года назад
Hm hetalia have lot topics barely scratched (like Nyo! Talia having only 1 strip or Poland. Hima write about his friends hip with Hungary and make his Picture with pet dragon and make nothing with it) hm Poland in hetalia dies and is reborn (he is called Phoenix and in his marukite Po sings :draw a circle its a Phoenix ressurecting Phoenix. Even partition not stopped me) again 0 strips or France Talking about historical persons who died young and are reincarnated (Jean. D. arc is not only one i guess) but 0 strips (hm i think Emilia Plater can be reborn too)
@catalinaraffernau461
@catalinaraffernau461 2 года назад
i'm still thinking she is gonna smash every character, even the nyos. only exception would be the chiby ones like small italy i think xD
@gokbay3057
@gokbay3057 2 года назад
I mean, I guess that could depend on whether if she would consider the personality or only physical. Like yeah, in Physical pretty much every character (that are not clearly children) would be smash (I mean, could be defined more because of your sexual preference (ex: Straight Men passing the men etc) but everyone is some form of attractive). If you consider their personalities a bunch of characters have issues (Belarus has some of the most attractive designs in Hetalia imo but her personality is very much problematic).
@sophiapacione
@sophiapacione 2 года назад
It's funny, because I'm the same way--not a huge fan of bigger/muscle dudes, yet my literal ONLY exception is APH Germany. He's just too cute.
@borutouzumaki098
@borutouzumaki098 2 года назад
Omg same with me! Not a big fan of those huge muscular guys, but I would make an exception for Germany. I love him so much and I’d definitely smash him😂❤️❤️
@lunaticoni
@lunaticoni 2 года назад
Same
@mushroomfog2509
@mushroomfog2509 2 года назад
"Staring at you the entire time and I don't know" sMash
@mariapaulamontenegrocarril3912
@mariapaulamontenegrocarril3912 2 года назад
*Kolko almost doest smash England because of his eyebrows* *Me:* how can't you fall for the eyebrows charm?. 😉
@CalculatorGuides
@CalculatorGuides 2 года назад
i have a deep fear of this video and i dont know why
@myacordero9277
@myacordero9277 2 года назад
Am I a sl*t for saying smash for everyone lol 😂 (Except for the children obviously)
@auroramoon_draws16
@auroramoon_draws16 2 года назад
I understand the beefcake situation, also not a huge fan, but they are very attractive Edit: AND THE BIDDIES ✨ (lmao)
@loathecraft
@loathecraft Год назад
Kolko: I don't want to go to jail today Also Kolko: *smashes Neotalia Hong Kong*
@smolmishka609
@smolmishka609 2 года назад
The zero hesitation on some of the smashes 😂😂
@CerebralTombstone
@CerebralTombstone 2 года назад
I need infinitely more of your Hetalia content. Your channel is one of my favorites and I learn a great deal.
@yourlocalkv-2commander306
@yourlocalkv-2commander306 2 года назад
Kolko: bashes character's appearance Also Kolko: smash
@silvermoon849
@silvermoon849 2 года назад
Out of my like...10 Hetalia husbandos kolko smashed only 3 of them. Guess our taste in men is really different😂
@savebatsfromscratch
@savebatsfromscratch 2 года назад
Love your explanation of Romania, it's correct.
@bee3467
@bee3467 2 года назад
"not a big fan of beefcakes" me obsessed with Germany, America and Russia: 🧐
@diaquallo
@diaquallo Год назад
Me:
@Creatorsan
@Creatorsan 2 года назад
100% would smash Italy and Canada. Not because I have pasta boy in my genes or the fact I live in Canada.. It's because Canada is adorable and Italy is best boi. (Ok, I prefer people who don't look like they could crush me)
@epsilonjota
@epsilonjota 2 года назад
Kolko: i like guys my height Also Kolko: the Netherlands, smash
@mushroomfog2509
@mushroomfog2509 2 года назад
I JUST LOVE THISSS you are a mood
@PuggsNotDrugs
@PuggsNotDrugs 2 года назад
I’m sorry I respect your decision on the smash or pass but me personally I be fighting Italy for both Germany and Romano
@vulpixle9659
@vulpixle9659 2 года назад
Switzerland has a nice amount of muscle
@windjager2177
@windjager2177 2 года назад
Switzerland is awesome
@vulpixle9659
@vulpixle9659 2 года назад
@@windjager2177 he’s probably my favorite character
@windjager2177
@windjager2177 2 года назад
@@vulpixle9659 but ugh hes just one of the best characters :)
@windjager2177
@windjager2177 2 года назад
@@vulpixle9659 so uh how are ya
@vulpixle9659
@vulpixle9659 2 года назад
@@windjager2177 pretty good
@ihateengland
@ihateengland 2 года назад
Smash smash smash smash and.. Smash
@malokeytheallaround
@malokeytheallaround 2 года назад
Lol me
@windjager2177
@windjager2177 2 года назад
w/ Sweden: Smash. exceptions confirm the norm
@yourlocalhetalianivan7176
@yourlocalhetalianivan7176 2 года назад
👁👄👁 honestly can't wait to see this
@israel_roo114
@israel_roo114 2 года назад
SAME 👁👄👁
@lapinatadelafiesta
@lapinatadelafiesta 2 года назад
Yea 😳
@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty 2 года назад
Love this~
@IvAnimatesDaH3talian
@IvAnimatesDaH3talian 3 месяца назад
I feel the need to animate this-
@hanamaritsu
@hanamaritsu 2 года назад
We have basically the same type Also respect for making an exception for sve despite not liking big buff men
@iEcilpse
@iEcilpse 2 года назад
*just rolls right into it* (anyways. hell yea!! bisexuality win) edit: 3:21 NSJDJDJ really just said ratio + not a real country + dead now HHENDJDJDJ
@alicjacaban2226
@alicjacaban2226 2 года назад
Hm female nations are rarity in hetalia (and małe in,Nyo! Talia) so nations can romancing with humans but if they marry another nation. They will most likely willbe another guy, girl
@JaneDoe24601
@JaneDoe24601 2 года назад
Oh, hell yeah! Now I really wanna see a 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' :P
@sunshineueltschy6646
@sunshineueltschy6646 2 года назад
I love this
@derhenri2002
@derhenri2002 2 года назад
Funny, I'm a guy and we both have pretty similar taste in men and women :-)
@rakiahbaker5589
@rakiahbaker5589 2 года назад
Exiting!♡♡♡
@montysaints4750
@montysaints4750 2 года назад
'Well I don't really like anything aboit them' 'SMASH'
@windjager2177
@windjager2177 2 года назад
I like how ur channel says ur based in the Antarctic
@melona444
@melona444 Год назад
"he's kinda pretty but i'd be staring at those eyebrows the entire time" exactly what i feel about england 💀 the eyebrows did kinda grow on me tho, and imo they look good in the manga
@queeny5613
@queeny5613 2 года назад
Amazing
@himasekiwari155
@himasekiwari155 2 года назад
I'm crying 😭 since my types are like the buff but not too buff, semi-buff(I respect ur opinion especially Netherlands yeps he noiceee), also Indonesia is such a sweetie, soft hearted yet kind one TVT (My opinion) Personal faves: Prussia America France Romano (i like him but wouldn't smash) Indonesia and Philippines (I'm glad Phil is canon, i don't think I'll smash him) ASEAN homies (I'm glad but wouldn't smash all) Germany Scotland Denmark Italy (like him but wouldn't smash) Netherlands (50-50 depends on mood)
@chalupachinminion3560
@chalupachinminion3560 2 года назад
LMFAO DID I REALLY GET HERE JUST AS THE PREMIERE ENDED OMG
@malokeytheallaround
@malokeytheallaround 2 года назад
*sad violins play*
@rabbit_anon3356
@rabbit_anon3356 2 года назад
But now we have the 2ps to do!
@audreysmith9303
@audreysmith9303 2 года назад
this will be interesting
@kassandratorres1463
@kassandratorres1463 2 года назад
I like both buff & slim guys, but they cant be super buff I don't want someone who cant put down there arms, & they cant be skinnier then me, girly looking men are cool too
@danielasowa1606
@danielasowa1606 2 года назад
Love how we mostly agree
@chuugoku-中国
@chuugoku-中国 Год назад
Ok ok, but, if normal Ukraine’s breasts are big, what of Nyotalia Ukraine’s would be big? Think about it. Definite smash.
@avrinrose5457
@avrinrose5457 2 года назад
Can you talk about Kaitou Joker?
@SomethingCool765
@SomethingCool765 2 года назад
This is going to be good 😏
@kairukasaneru...3793
@kairukasaneru...3793 2 года назад
I just came here to see if you would smash Bulgaria, I'm definitely not disappointed, like.(?)
@malokeytheallaround
@malokeytheallaround 2 года назад
Oh boy...
@hollyhock9638
@hollyhock9638 2 года назад
When she reminds you that hutt river dead 😭
@ShellySwirl
@ShellySwirl Год назад
"Finland.... Pass" I mean he's literally my favorite character bhbhbh XD
@leopard8287
@leopard8287 Год назад
12:37 i heard france's laugh for a second
@kaiyakiku4928
@kaiyakiku4928 2 года назад
Why was all the NYO WAS CUTE🤩😍
@lukescastle
@lukescastle Год назад
As a bisexual disaster I approve this message
@RepublicOfIrelandFree123
@RepublicOfIrelandFree123 27 дней назад
Here’s a Germany (Ludwig) fact; He is actually very much a bottom in the relationship.
@DSMCasual
@DSMCasual 2 года назад
“Me to the Nyotalia Girl & the Hetalia Girls” Nyotalia Girls: *Smush to Oblivion* “Except Nyo Latvia & Nyo Sealand(Probably) That’s a Daughter Figure.” Hetalia Girls: *Smush to Oblivion* “Except Wy. Because she a Loli I want as a sister.”
@AshleesBathroom
@AshleesBathroom 2 года назад
I dunno what's going on anymore. I said smash to almost everyone (except those who were underaged. They were a pass. But if they were older, most would have been a smash. But they're not. So no. PASS) What's my type? I dont have a type! Help
@mariapaulamontenegrocarril3912
@mariapaulamontenegrocarril3912 2 года назад
Am I the only one who thought that Shiga looked like the child between England and Japan,? Actually some of Japan prefecturea loked like the child between Japan and other nation.
@hollow8730
@hollow8730 5 месяцев назад
I cried when u said pass to America 0-o 😭
@sa_alt8769
@sa_alt8769 2 года назад
Oh
@theNCfanfromWestLothian
@theNCfanfromWestLothian 2 года назад
How to record with Hungary and Poland and Hungary
@sanuku535
@sanuku535 Год назад
You pass Spain because he IS spanish. I approve.
@angeltheedmfan6369
@angeltheedmfan6369 2 года назад
Hetalia Characters I would smash: Philippines (I live in the Philippines) Ukraine (She's kinda hot but at the same time, just to support her during her conflict with Russia this year.)
@anaustraliankiwi3833
@anaustraliankiwi3833 2 года назад
5:21 sheep actually don't smell that bad I use to have two pet lambs and they use to come inside but you get use to the smell and LAMB MILK (the one you make with powder) SMELLS AMAZING (don't judge me I speant 10 years in a country town)
@itsnooooofun
@itsnooooofun 2 года назад
why do you say "pass" for estonia bc he's 17 and then give characters like s. korea and nyo hong kong a "smash" 🤨
@ShellySwirl
@ShellySwirl Год назад
They probably didn't know.
@montysaints4750
@montysaints4750 Год назад
"I'd be staring at those eyebrows the entire time" Me, with abnormally thick and curly eyebrows: Ah... ´;v;`
@brokeback.mountaineer
@brokeback.mountaineer 2 года назад
she passed my country new zealand im crying 😔😔😔
@FrederickIIAnticMaster
@FrederickIIAnticMaster 2 года назад
11:13 More like he got that uniform from Prussia's closet while he (Prussia) was in Tokyo.
@tytt7827
@tytt7827 2 года назад
Gurl, S.Korea is physically 15👁️👄👁️🌚🤣☝️
@reidalyn2328
@reidalyn2328 2 года назад
Bruh moment
@tytt7827
@tytt7827 2 года назад
@@reidalyn2328 I guess she forgot🤔👽✌️
@ShellySwirl
@ShellySwirl Год назад
O h dang
@mikayla_woohoo
@mikayla_woohoo 5 месяцев назад
korea is a teenager so technically I can say maybe he’s around 14-16.
@fox_white2582
@fox_white2582 2 года назад
Me living in phillipines: its hot in here This video: i hate phillipines im burning cause its too hot
@sanuku535
@sanuku535 Год назад
2:26 Whyy do I see Laine? 12:52 The best Part? She eminates Polish woman energy.
@cayakdawson2020
@cayakdawson2020 2 года назад
The moment Kolko !!HULK SMASH!! 11:52
@theNCfanfromWestLothian
@theNCfanfromWestLothian Год назад
Estonia is of legal age in my country 🇬🇧
@PoorlyDoneTaxidermy
@PoorlyDoneTaxidermy Месяц назад
Glad we agree on egypt, hes too underrated imo
@The_RussianOperator
@The_RussianOperator 2 года назад
Buut that doesn’t mean I won’t like it
@adventurenora
@adventurenora 2 года назад
0:04 And that's when I clicked off the video xD
@marinKem
@marinKem Год назад
Excuse me? British? Boring? Getcha arse over to this ‘tasteless isle’! England stans arise! Jk btw I loved the video Yes I am English. How could you tell.
@bosqgrec
@bosqgrec 2 года назад
What's wrong with Spain? ;(
@anime_cool304
@anime_cool304 Год назад
Kyoto: Me: I dunno she be giving me a Hibari Kyoya vibe, but Hibari is hot. fuck yeah smash
@Sarajorys
@Sarajorys 10 месяцев назад
Im crying for your hate with my poor Spain contry... T-T
@daemonmattieus9201
@daemonmattieus9201 Год назад
Romania set the standard of men for me. I am lonely & I refuse to lower these standards.
@ThomasTrain-lo2xh
@ThomasTrain-lo2xh 2 года назад
WHAT TH-............WHY THE HELL IS SCOTLAND NOT A RED-HEAD? ONE OF THE STEREOTYPES OF SCOTTISH PEOPLE IS RED HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm Done! Kill me Now!!!) T-T
@The_RussianOperator
@The_RussianOperator 2 года назад
I guess I’m in China since I can’t say a opinin
@Jordanalm
@Jordanalm 2 года назад
You forgot sealand
@pathmor
@pathmor 2 года назад
We all know that it's a pass though, since Sealand is literally 12
@merfie1068
@merfie1068 2 года назад
6:23
@dawsondawn727
@dawsondawn727 2 года назад
Asians got smash
@himasekiwari155
@himasekiwari155 2 месяца назад
@user-kq3qx4et2g
@user-kq3qx4et2g Год назад
なんて言っているか分かりませんが 品定めをしている様で少し悲しいですね。
@TributesAndUnique
@TributesAndUnique 2 года назад
Are you bi?
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