The New Hetalia Heights are still NONSENSE 

Himaruya probably made the Japanese characters his height to feel better about himself

I'm so glad Netherlands finally makes the 6ft line, congrats everybody

I'm probably in the minority here in that I think that it makes sense for a lot of the characters to be shorter. The countries have been alive for hundreds of years and people used to be shorter. The heights are like the human names Himaruya chose. A lot of the names are not popular today but they used to be popular in the past. I think he wants to give the characters a displaced in time feeling to them. However I'm still laugh at them. Japan's so fucking short lmao. In real life Japanese men are some of the taller men in Asia. I wonder if Himaruya heard too many "lol Japanese people are short" jokes while living in America. It would explain a lot lmao. I can't believe Iceland is this fucking short. I hate this. France most certainly wears heels. Lithuania grew I'm so happy. I can't wait to see ameliet with this change. >:) It was illegal being 6 feet tall in Hetalia and Netherlands broke it. How did this happen.

Petition for Hima to let the Netherlands be 7’0” instead

TLDR: France wears heels

characters are finally six feet holy shit i always thought the whole 5’11 thing was annoying. like… characters like russia should be way taller IMO edit: YESSSS LATVIA GETTIN SOME HEIGHT!!! he deserves it

I truly think hima has officially gone insane after I saw the canonical height of Belarus. Also I can't believe I'm taller than my own country, like in my headcanon she's at least 5cm taller than me

Taiwan makes sense because as a country Taiwan is really really young and wasn't recognized by a lot of countries until recently. Monaco is also independent and well developed so her being an adult makes sense. Rome was probably taller than average because he was powerful for his era, Poland was small hundreds of years ago and already an adult at the time of the Polish-Lithuanian marriage. France def wears heels 100%. Macau is tall because money and growing. Lithuania was probably Stuck as a Teenager around 16 during the USSR and got a last minute growth spurt after being independent finally being an adult adult.

Am I the only one who lowkey likes the canon heights? Like, sure, I think a lot of the tallest characters should be scaled up a bit, but I actually like the order they’re in and some characters being shorter/taller than the average fits with their personalities in my mind. Just my opinion, though.

I remember when I first joined the fandom I assumed Russia was like 6’5 and got a total shock when I found out he was shorter than my dad 💀

Somehow I just found it funny that many fans forget that Hetalia is also a fictional work. Not everything are spot on true like reality. But yeah, I low-key agree that some countries heights are just weird.

18:41 did you call Lithuania "basketball land?" apparently, basketball is the most popular sport in Lithuania

I will accept the "APH Egypt is Trans" headcanon with open arms. It's so much better than the "APH England/APH Canada is Trans" headcanons. MONACO IS MY HEIGHT

I remember when I first heard news of this chart three days ago I panicked because I thought Hima might have made England shorter than France to match the animes, and the delicious symbolism of their equalness in height, no one overtaking the other, would evaporate. I breathed a sign of relief when I saw that their heights went unchanged. Also, my jaw dropped when I saw Canada's height. I've headcanonaded him as exactly one centimetre taller than America for at least four years as of now. I feel high as a kite.

Makes you wonder how tall Hima is. Lol if he thinks that 6 feet is tall. I can relate tho. I’m under five feet and anything above like 5’4” is tall to me.

12:09 "Indonesia who is well known for having some of the shortest ppl on the planet" PLS, I AM INDONESIAN THIS IS SOO TRUE WE'RE SHORT 12:13 "is also 170cm" welp, at least the guy representing us is tall as we wanted

Hetalia AU where they’re all the height of the tallest person from their history

I am happy that Latvia grew. But in the manga, Taiwan is seen to be smaller than Vietnam, so it is kinda weird. And that Slovakia is taller than Turkey is kinda odd, too.

As someone who grew up in Brunei, I feel bad for being shorter than the SEA countries even though they are shorter than average😭

It makes sense for Japan to be shorter than China. For most of Japanese history, the average height was >150cm, partially due to the semi-vegetarian diet imposed upon everyone by the strictly Buddhist court. As such, in China, a common insult for the Japanese is “小日本”, literally meaning "small Japan", while the archaic official name for Japan in China was “倭”, literally meaning "dwarf". It wasn't until quite recently that the average Japanese man's height started to increase, and even so, as of 2021, the average Chinese man is slightly taller (~3.6cm, ~2 inches) than the average Japanese man.

I will not stand for overlooking the idea of Egypt being ftm, there's too much evidence in his personality Istg

Actually looking at the art of France you have up, he does indeed seem to be wearing a heeled shoe with maybe about an inch or so of heel Honestly height in anime is always a problem, I'm a 5'10 women meaning I'm taller that nearly every single male characters in anime even though they look like they'd be taller than me like person 5 joker looks so tall but he's my height... As for Russia I personally always thought he was about 6'4 from how he was drawn.... 😅

As a trans Egyptian, I support this Head-canon.

I’ve always pictured them taller than average humans because it seems fitting for personified countries. Guess that headcanon’s out the window. Could you imagine meeting your country and he/she’s just a little midget thing? 😂 cmon, Hima!

The fact that Latvia finally grew is just.. A blessing Truly amazing Though I must admit me being shorter than everyone except 4 is kind of embarrassing

I will accept the "APH Egypt is Trans" and "France wears heels to be taller than England" headcanons. You are not getting them back, i have shoved them in my bag and run off with them.

The trans man Egypt headcanon made me super duper comfortable

France wears heels and you can't change my mind lol

I feel like Hima puts no effort into learning the standard heights of other countries and just throws out a random number for everyone

i think Macao is actually suits 175 cm because he is famous for running casino and maybe that gave him a mature and adult image... But im really shocked that Netherland is higher than Russia...

If i remember indonesia mans average is 160+ while indonesia females averages is 150+ and Hetalia indo is 170,well atleast he is tall- :')

I've always hated giving the characters official heights, so yeah, I definately ignored them and pretended they weren't real and used my imagination instead. But I'm glad the height chart was reviewed and changed to correct some of the heights. Looks like Russia has stopped pushing against Latvia's head! Glad that Latvia had a chance to finally grow! I am absolutely shocked at the fact that Ancient Egypt is shorter than Lietchenstein! She's a freaking child!

Can we just a video of your personal headcanons of everyones height

12:08 Makes me think of that meme with the big men surrounding a tiny woman and it makes me laugh. But gotta disagree on China. He’s old, but he appears as a younger man, so despite all the old man jokes there’s no reason for him not to be average height. He’s also a modern superpower, it’s not like he’s retired or something. His landmass is huge, he’s an economic powerhouse, and in current events America’s rival. Yeah, I don’t think of him as tiny. But hah, Basketball Land. At least Liet is accurate in this dumpster fire of a chart.

5:02 Actually, in my country's fandom, Vietnam! They say she's too short for their own canon... At least 159cm or 160cm, they say. But I think Hima's canon is actually quite suitable for the height of women here (most of them range from 154cm-159cm) so I have no opinion on this. . . P/S: Im also a 100% Vietnamese woman, but compared to them, I am 165cm tall, which makes me so different :")

TRANS EGYPT TRANS EGYPT YES I NEEDED THIS

Hey Kolko, i really wanted to congratulate you on all the success of your Hazbin Videos. You really deserve more views with all the love you put into your craft, and im happy that you still keep the hetalia community alive even though the views are low. You really deserve the success, and thank you for still sticking with us!

That moment when your literally taller then all of them 😂😂

Iceland is a baby. my headcanon was that he is 1 cm taller than Hong Kong, huh.

Yes, I believe that Francis wear heeled boots.

technically, Lithuania is taller than Russia by the height averages and I refuse to see it any other way because I find it absolutely hilarious

16:22 "Now I know what you all are thinking" Me: Where the heck is Canada, in the wiki it says he's shorter than America

JAPAN SKJSJSJHHAAAH I've always imagined him being the same height as china or something Germany is fine still tall 😩😩😩 Why is Russia so small lmao- THE ENDING ISJWJWJDHSW

POLAND GREW! I'm still salty that he is 10 cm shorter than Lithuania!

Egypt ftm new favourite headcanon

I thought America was taller than Austria...

It says Monaco is shorter than Liechtenstein...yet she's taller. My brain is hurting.

ngl, i thought we all headconed France with some form of hills- also, i cant wait to see people draw thier ocs next to all the charaters with thier cannon height. I wonder if anyone else has an oc, like me thats above 6'0, mine is like 6'6.8" but he wears hills, like big platforms most of the time that makes him almost around 6'9.

Hetalia heights make as much sense as Pokemon heights. And I’ve personally gotta veto trans Egypt. The place is pretty conservative. And I tend to dislike HCs and elements of canon which involve angst for reasons unrelated to national issues, of which dysphoria is definitely one such personal issue. I know it happens in canon but I hate it when it happens there too. And IDK if Hima writes LGBT rep as much as he’s just a fudanshi. Functionally yeah that is LGB rep I guess, but it likely wasn’t intended to be taken that way as much as “Ooh look at the cute boys kissing!”. Then again I guess being a fudanshi at all is pretty gay too?

I... am taller than Icey... I've always headcanoned that we were the same height but nOOOO. (i am 5'6")

1. Why was I able to read the description in my head in America's voice? 2. I second that headcannon of Egypt being Trans *yoinks away to photo copier unless that isn't allowed then kindly observes it* 3. I think Russia *also* should be taller. This is a joke please don't kill me loved the video!

Netherlands is the only character taller than me lolll

I'm exactly my own height (Spain). Yes i have an obsession with me being España.

Trans Egypt is so poggers!! (Or maybe I'm just projecting, as a trans guy myself who is pretty short compared to other dudes-)

It annoys me that USA is so short. He should be over 6 ft. Oh well. Head canon exists for a reason.

to me, ukraine and belarus should be like 1,70 - 1,75 👁👄👁

Actually, about Veneziano, didn't he express a little bit of embrassment regarding his height in one episode? There was an episode where he was running towards Germany to greet him. He intended to greet him with a kiss on each cheeck but when he got in front of Germany and tried to rise himself on his tip-toes he remained frozen in place because he couldn't reach close enought to his face no matter how hard he tried (there still was a 8 cm difference). From there the scene had gone like this: *Veneziano nervously and pathetically tries to get himself a little taller in order to reach Germany's face.* Germany: Oh! You want a kiss. *Germany bends and gives him a kiss on each cheeck* Venetiano out loud: Veeeeeee......... Venetiano in his mind: Mmmh, cazzo! He had to bend. That's so embrassing/humilating.

I refuse to believe Lithuania is over 173 I know Lithuanians are tall but considering our history, I’d expect him to be around 170

Aw man, now im shorter than Taiwan :( Ps: im around 5ft

I'm Romanian and I've been 160 for a whole xD Maybe because I'm still a teenager Finally I'm taller than other characters too not only sealand and Latvia ಥ‿ಥ

i always viewed india being tall..T_T seeing him same height as my country(ph) mildly upsets me...like india is huuge country and like a sensei vibe to us..

Aren't some of the heights also based on the country's economic strength and growth? It would make sense to why some are taller than expected or grew exponentially.

me and Iceland are the same height and for some reason that doesn’t feel right

I love how excited she talks about Estonia

I think, Netherlands should be 2 meters and Russia should be 2.10 Meters

I’m surprised that my husbando Poland is 170 cm That’s so tall :0 But at least he is taller than me 🥰

LMAO I am exactly the same size as France and I am French ToT

Whyyyy are russia and Seychelles so short

Just like with Pokemon, I will also be ignoring this height chart

I'm just busy celebrating the fact they recognised Cyprus in the book tbh. I missed my boy. (although... most of the heights were wild. Wasn't Estonia always taller than Lithuania?) Edit: I'm not too angry over not being consistent with the average heights, it's just that a lot of them don't add up to what we've been told in canon. I feel like Rome should be taller - he always seemed a tall, imposing man to me. And Hungary feels like she should be taller.

Me when Kol sayd that Indonesian citizen are the most shorts people in the world : WHEEEZEEE*

eh im happy with the asean's heights since its obvious they are based by their countries size, except for vietnam with that said, shouldnt indonesia be taller than thai or at least the same height 🧍‍♂️ im surprised msia's is actually accurate lmao. also yeah still laughing at kiku why is he so short 😭

I think Mr. Indonesian height will only be around 160-165 cm This is beyond my expectation '-'

Tbh they are fictional and are representant of THE Country not the actual people who live there, so really does it matter how tall they are not really, Marinette and Adrien are short as hell, Marinette is like 4 something and Adrien is the same height as me but I head cannon them as her being 5'4 and him being either 5'9 or 5'10 but that's MY headcannon I'm not judging them for their canon heights because even the creator has said they aren't real people so I don't see the big deal on why these canon height don't make sense to people 🤷‍♀️ just my opinion though

Woohoo! I'm as tall as Finland and I'm Finnish! :) But.. I'm a girl. Hmmm 🤔

EGYPT TRANS MAN CONFIRMED!? FUCK YEAH

150 is short but not weird imo. Also 180 is tall tho. Then again afaik general averages globally are like 175 cm for men and 160 cm for women (some nations taller, some shorter). So I don't think Hetalia heights are so bad. Then again I am like 164 cm and above 170 feels tall to me while above 180 just feels gigantic. My internalized "normal height range" is 150-180 allowing for exceptions on both sides (especially on the tall side, 190 cm - 2 m area) (At 7:30 mark so far, I want to say that I like that Egypt theory) (Iceland does feel like he would be 170s range)

Before Hima officialy introduces Indo as a male, I thought he would be a girl and standing about 150 cm/151 cm.

Tbh alfred being 175 cm astonished me, bc he gives 180 cm

Hi! Could you please do a video on Northen Ireland's age? It confuses me that he is (maybe?) older than england

Hey it's Earthsuu I know I am late to this, but I was busy working and figuring out my self-care stuff BUT I Now feel like I gotta Recon my ocs a bit. I kinda wanna make Pompeii taller than Rome. Pompeii had a Celtic Gladiators. I also kinda like the Fact the Boys are Taller than him. Also I'm a Belarus in Height, with Curves like Ukraine, and I'm a 30-year-old American Woman.

5:02 Oh damn vietnam why height 158cm? My height 162cm no one from sleep

Omg, I'm as tall as Rome, Hong Kong, AND Poland

Me, who just went rouge and made my own version of the hetalia heights: 👁👄👁

It feels so weird to be taller than the majority of characters on this list (im somewhere between 5’10 and 5’11)

Вел... Having lived in Russia for 15 years, I have achieved only one achievement. I'M FUCKING ABOVE MY COUNTRY MUHAHAHAH!!! HOW I LOVE MY FUCKING 183 CM

tbh i don't rlly care abt how tall or short they are, i'm just happy everybody got official heights now 😂

This made me so angry, thank you for doing this

Why do people think Russia should be taller than that? In my opinion it is perfect or it should even be slightly shorter, considering the size of the nation it is slightly bigger than America so it's ok, but considering the average height of people is definitely lower than that. in Russia they are 1.76 cm tall). So considering the size of the nation and the average height of Russians 1.82 it's ok

15:08 france ABSOLUTELY wears heeled boots

What's the usual diet of people from Netherlands? Asking for myself

When ancient Egypt gets called short but she's taller than you I'm 4'10- I've never felt so short in my life I'm 8 inches smaller than the average height in my country 😃 (New Zealand)

Throughout this video is just: fuck canon

Welp it's time to reclaim more land

Lol “Meanwhile America be like ‘I like feet” out of context. Also, still disappointed in Japan’s height since I am taller than him. *sigh*

I AM SO HAPPY FOR SLOVAKIA AND NORWAY YEAH

Finland’s taller than Iceland? My life is a lie.

I-I'm now smaller than Latvia--

I think Australia should be taller because he’s not just a country, he’s also a continent. At least 6’6 would be good.

I am a spaniard and I have the exact same height as Spain in hetalia