Smoked Kid Cuisine Sausage 

I've been saying for years that corn ruins every food but no one listens! Repent people! Stop your darn corning now!

@@MamadNobari Oh yeah? Every food? Go ahead and explain how corn ruins cornbread.

@@jalfredprufrock1915 Cornbread is inferior banana bread.

@@skurblord3401 incorrect

@@skurblord3401 Banana bread is heathens' zucchini bread

That's the brownie water.

He’s more brownie now then man.

Ordinary Brownie

Same

Your hands are getting too skinny I think

Thanks for carrying on the tradition.

Man did this as a joke in 2 videos and the comment section has decided to continue on the joke. I love this channel

Conagra Brands

@@Jumbleman5 Conagra: We put the CON in Agriculture.

Lol

They’ve gone downhill

​@@OrdinarySausage it all happened as soon as they changed the damn penguin

Like how Lunchables used to give us hamburgers or even those vanilla cookies.

@@joshc5613 That's where it all started, with that damned penguin. Every time he changed, the food changed with him - it got worse. He was a good penguin - he used to skateboard, surf, even dance: look at him now. He gave up his hobbies, his passions; the light in his eyes is long extinguished. He's a shell of his old self; he stopped caring, and as he stopped caring so did the executives behind it all. Now he's just a penguin selling his body for a quick buck, posing and doing cameos for what money still remains - the execs know he's desperate, so they toss him scraps and he shakes what little dignity they haven't already taken from him. He eats the same meals he sells. You can see it reflected in his listless little eyes - the penguin is dead inside, and slowly the kid cuisine is taking care of the rest.

@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Just like Bloaty with Bloaty's Pizzahog.

Yes. Cat food sausage is the future.

@@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 the future of the human race???

idk,some of those cat entrees look mighty tempting

i was not prepared for this comment after having just come back inside from smoking

Someone deserves to get slapped. My condolences for your bleak and tasteless childhood.

True

I am so sorry to hear this. I got emotionally abused but it seems you got culinarily abused.

My dude the only struggle meal worse than Banquet frozen meals or those ones in the green boxes is Kid Cuisine. Those three are basically my most distinct flavor memory of the 2008 recession because they cost $1 per meal at the time - horrible, horrible products I refuse to touch to this day.

@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger There's something about that salisbury steak, tho, man. Probably the confluence of chemistry and biology that is something no one should contemplate before eating it... but godddam they good.

It’s like an Italian coming back from the mechanic shop covered in grease and beating his wife cause she won’t get off his back

and the poop jokes would flow...

literal slavery lmao

@@gegethedog comparing people kidnapped and forced into slavery to thieves, murderers, drug dealers and rapists serving time for their crimes and going "yeah that's the exact same situation" is definitely an interesting take

anyone have a source for this? google brings up nothing

​@@Enixon869 call it indentured servitude then. Also consider that in the US innocent people are pressured into taking plea deals on the regular to grease the wheels of the prison industry.

@@lejuanca I can't for the life of me remember where I read it sadly, it's not the kinda thing you would think to bookmark in the moment

Mr sausage is far better than that talentless hack ever was.

How many of his videos have you watched? You're making a heck of a lot of sense, and that ain't really his thang.

what are you the ceo of making sense?

​@@garywatson3778 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. The spurning of talent off the Cold Shoulder of Babish. I saw a glittering friendship between the Sausage Maker and the Moist One. I was witness to madness as it took physical form time and time again before resting in the embrace of the dish upon the Range and the Plate, within the confines of two boxes, and once I even had the pleasure and honor to see it as it bathed in the waters of a hot spring. I watched the birth and the death of SYBI. I was there when we said goodbye to our old home, and when the feared depths of our new home were conquered and transformed into what they are now. I recall the Wall of Creations fondly, and long have a missed times spent gathered round the Table. All those moments gone and forgotten... Like grease in the drain. Time... To fry...

I say an air fryer would be better, and most come with a rack or 2.

@@DanteEdward I see you and I kindred sausages. We all know, sadly, he will put bread through it to clean it wren they pry it from his cold dead hands. Or when Mrs. Sausage inexplicably freezes another 45 loaves of bread.

All that's missing are the white gloves.

You're ignoring the fact that cat food sausage is now the standard deviation of what is a "good" sausage on this channel.

@@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 i forgot about that but i guess it's because of these things it's still """"food""""

IT WOULD BE TOO LONG IF YOU PHOTOSHOP THEM TOGETHER

How the mighty have fallen.

SAME I THOUGHT HES MAKE A SMOKED KID SAUSAGE

Wolf chili. Log cabin syrup. Egg beaters, Tennessee, pride and blue bonnet and hungry man.

There’s not many food that you can buy at the store that is not owned by ConAgra

Conagra sausage!!