Snapchat is so dumb 

The guys videos he just complains about how dumb things are i’m starting to think he’s the dumb one

dirt is dirty

snapchat adding those "news" stories and random content was the start of their downfall like they're a messaging app imagine if your text messaging app started putting buzzfeed articles in between your convos

"Snapchat's content is so aggressively stupid that it makes me angry at every single person who has a hand in creating it." is def a quote to remember

I love how the blackmail material was literally just a photo of the guy speaking to a woman on a sidewalk, they weren't even in the house or car or doing anything incriminating.

my favourite part of this is imagining that dennis is sending his wife money from their joint bank account

Remember when Snapchat promoted domestic violence with a game called "Would You Rather?” asking users if they would "rather slap Rihanna or punch Chris Brown”? When Rihanna tells me to delete Snapchat, I delete Snapchat. Glad to hear they’re still trash.

I like that Dennis uses his phone number to talk to his wife and Snapchat to talk to his lover. Like, did you guys just outright state people use this platform for cheating?????

Another thing about Snapchat is that when you do find an interesting story, there are a million ads every 10 seconds that make it so annoying to even finish the video

Drew did that clever transition with his clone just so people wouldn't comment about how his shirt changed colors.

Okay but are we all going to ignore the man screaming “I WOULD LIKE TO PLEAD GUILTY, TO LOVING MIIIIILK”

Dude imagine being a Snapchat “journalist” like it doesn’t really get any lower than that I’d rather tell people I shovel shit for a living

Im very proud to say ive been sober from snapchat discover for 6 months and ive never felt better. Thank you drew for helping me beat my crippling addiction

Why is Dennis shocked the wife knows about Elizebeth when she’s the one who sent him the pictures of them together?

Finally someone talked about how stupid Snapchat’s right side is, its literally all click bate and garbage content

Dennis is surprised that Wife knows about the affair when she literally threatened to reveal the affair a few minutes ago

dennis has 4 people in his contacts and this is the first time hes talked to any of them

Honestly getting tired of Drew complaining about everything, when is he gonna make a video of him falling down?

snapchat is like the garbage man bringing the landfill to you instead of taking ur trash

I think the bigger transgression was the dad preserving his secret rather than getting the cops involved to SAVE HIS DAUGHTER 🥴

I love how in the Julia story, the wife doesn't re-record her voicemail to cover her tracks, and the people that made it don't even try to change up the audio between the wife and the employee, so it sounds like they're both trying to make sure they're heard on the voicemail which is just a hilarious image and makes me think that the wife gave it away deliberately

The Burger Palace employee's voice being the exact same volume as the mom's voice as if he was speaking directly into the receiver ahjdhskfshg

plot twist: wife was actually just at a different burger palace and julia is dead

"Computery email" is still one of my favorite dumb jokes from Drew.

My wife laughed for a solid minute when I started this video because and I quote "he looks like Charlie Brown".

I love thinking about the mom tying her kid up and taking a picture of her being in the trunk and then being like "OK honey, get those off and let's go get a cheeseburger"

so did Julia just let her mom tie her up for the photo or was she unconscious

I quote “um, you hickeyed me… How dare you.” almost everyday. The cadence just always gets me. 6:36

16:16 shit look like she pulled it out the landfill 💀

drew's just tryna show off his collection of striped shirts

Once I saw an article that just said "Jake Paul has been banned from women"

The shirt switch after the skit is actually amazing.

The husband cheating and somehow still being written as the good guy gives me Dhar Mann vibes.

Kidnapper: "Don't call the cops or we'll tell your wife about Elizabeth." *Kidnapper turns out to be the wife* Wife: "I know you cheated on me." Husband: *tim allen grunt*

I just wanna know how the wife got a picture of her own daughter tied up in the back of a car💀😭

Drew, your writing is so insanely good. I don't understand how one person can come up with this much material. You're a savant. Brilliant and hilarious.

16:58 i'm italian and i think that's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen

Drew talking about the convoluted way Julia could have sent the picture herself. Drew has been in quarantine so long he's forgotten what friends are.

Drew’s ability to constantly mesh his commentary with his skits is unmatched

16:44 One can only assume because of his kid with Logan Pail

9:52 all of his Venmo recipients are characters from Lost lmaoo

You forgot to mention the exercise ones that just show “powerlifters” doing unnecessarily DANGEROUS lifts that have likely gotten people injured trying to replicate it. That shit pisses me off.

watching drew, danny and kurtis feels like a cinematic universe where express vpn is the main character

My friend made me get Snapchat because it was the only way I could communicate with him because he didn't have cellphone service. I quickly learned that the only reasons to use Snapchat are for drugs, amateur pornography, and romantic infidelity.

I’ve never been happier in my life. Thank you so much. 10:05 ITS A LOST REFERENCE SOMEBODY ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT THIS MASTERPIECE OF TELEVISION!!

“Empty brain” explains that feeling so well, but it needs a misery mode where you KNOW you don’t want to think and still feel bad.

”WE CAN’T BELIEVE MIA KHALIFA DID THIS 😱😱😱” *literally a video of Mia Khalifa working out*

I love how the Burger Palace worker says his line “in the background” directly into the microphone

I mean, wouldnt the smart thing to do be, to take all that info to the police, pay his wife nothing, and then legally frame her as a lunatic that has kidnapped their daughter and may be willing to kill her.

I lost it at the “whoa I gotta see what THIS GUY has to say!” And then it’s just brown Gaston modeling his weird ass jaw line in like 5 pictures.

“Snapchat is dumb” Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa

Why would the wife just call the husband while he’s sending the money, and she’s ordering food. Like, she’s just heard from him, he says he’s sending the money, she’s rolling along burger palace drive thru and thinks to herself, this is a good time to send my husband I’m threatening a voice mail.

I’m someone who uses Snapchat constantly to talk to my friend but I cannot stand the discovery tab. Some of the headlines literally make me turn off my phone for the rest of the day

When they dyed that dress it just seemed like they realized it looks like shit and are lying to themselves

Get those girls who pretended the wedding dress came out pretty their Oscars right now

Drew repeatedly saying “falling down” at 3:15 made me remember and look up the musical masterpiece of “Falling Down” by Selena Gomez & The Scene

5:22 “it’s 3am im not opening that” 😂

"Either he lives in Utah, or he's cheating" = Underrated polygamy joke

It seems pretty shady that all the "pretty" Snapchat filters warp the user's face in a way that emulates cosmetic procedures (smaller nose and chin, bigger eyes and lips) whilst the "news" section (at least for me) almost exclusively shows stories about plastic surgery/filler addicts, "extreme" bodies, make-up looks, and celebs with surgically cultivated physical features. Snapchat is like a recipe for facial/body dysmorphia

Drew can you be quiet I’m watching a video

0:04 “if you’ve been wondering where I’ve been for the past few weeks, I just said the jungle. Aren’t you listening?”

I love how the bloke has his wife's number saved as "wife" and not, you know, her fucking name

“Welcome to burger palace may I take your order?” Wife: “I GOT. TO GO!! GOTTA GO!”

“If you like to watch nothing happen, you’re going to love this...” *ad for beer plays* This always happens at the weirdest times.

Dude I feel 110% exact same way thank you for putting this out I couldn’t of said it better so glad to see other humans out there that haven’t ruined their brains yet with social media bullshit thanks man take care

Ok but... The mom actually tied up her daughter and took a photo of her in the back of a car? Apparently someone elses car, cause how would Dennis not have noticed if it was hers? Like how did that go down, did she explain the plan to Julia? And she was cool with it? Was she pretending like "hey let's prank your dad"? Did she... force her? Edit: I know that it's a fake story, guys. It very obviously is a fake story. I was trying to point out another stupid thing about the writing, by asking leading questions. I am also aware that parents can kidnap their children, but they don't usually tie them up in their car trunk when that happens? The kid likely trusts their parent, they don't have be tied up.

6:36 So the story starts off with Ad: *NEW PIZZA HUT SQUARE PIZZA-*

0:35 Drew, plug in your phone

Drew is giving me “Charlie Brown meets millennial crisis” vibes and I’m here for it.

“I would like to plead guilty.... to LOVIN MIIIILK”

Why does the wife’s voicemail sound like a Kardashian?

The funny thing about the Dennis story is how he never called the police despite the blackmail because he would rather his daughter spend more time in danger while he finds the $10,000 than to get exposed for cheating. 😂

Wow that text story was so engaging, I completely forgot there was a dead drew on the floor the entire time!

who ever boils potato chips need to go straight to hell

8:24 that could very easily pass as him talking to a neighbor, friend or just some random lady who happened to be walking by

so… was Dennis just sitting casually somewhere on his phone the whole time?? just chillin???? just vibin???

Love Don't Judge is always good for a quick lobotomy

there's a lot of energy going into creating that "content" so many wasted work-hours

2:15 "Yo mama so fat." "?" "Just thought I should let you know."

"The dumbest corner of the entire internet" Someone hasn't seen iFunny Collective.

Imagine if Dennis was like a normal person and called the police despite the blackmail. The wife would have to explain herself in a court of law, and that would be some pretty wacky and hilarious antics.

That woman pouring milk into that “pasta”and saying it makes it juicy is a war crime

the fact that the payment screen has characters from Lost is hilarious to me 😂😂😂

Imagine the toxic culture that exists on the internet. Now imagine the essence of that being multiple times worse because these ideas are fed to a pragmatic group of children that latch onto anything that will bring them validation. This is what Snapchat shorts is like.

Drew: pick something subtle My brain: The kidnapper’s venmo... is kidnapper

"If you like to watch nothing, watch this!" *immediately gets a midroll ad*

Where’s Amanda? This her channel buddy

I love listening to drew tell me things I already know

When his phone said “20 percent battery remaining” I felt that

I’ve gotta say my favorite part about the Julia story has to be the fact that the thumbnail and title are entirely about the hickey at the beginning of the story. The whole kidnapping thing comes completely out of nowhere

...you can tell I used to work in finance because my first thought was, "wow, I wonder why the kidnapper chose the exact amount that requires reporting the transfer to the government"?

I’m so glad you brought up the cooking thing. I constantly see their Facebook videos shared by people and it’s maddening.

I didn't even realize Snapchat had its own """content""", I thought it was just a way for friends to be stupid together long distance.

Drew: wow the mom kidnapped the daughter, this plot twist is so obvious and on the nose, how stupid Me, who didn’t get the plot twist: ....yes absolutely

I tried watching their show “transformed” cuz I like seeing makeup before and after videos. It was 3 minutes long but took 10 minutes to watch because of all the ads every 20 seconds.

That clothing change was probably the greatest transition in the history of time

I leggit expected a sitcom-twist that the mom was, like... at a different burger palace, and the kidnappers just go "Uh, ok dude. *blam blam* Kid's dead now, bye."

It doesn’t matter if a forgot about Rick lax, somehow someway he always finds me

don’t worry, us snapchat users are just as terrified of the discover page as you are.

This is the one app i always found redundant and wondered why people used it and refused to use it even in the initial days.