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I am.

His name is Danny Gonzalez

bruh

who are YOU?

Obama

HAHAHA

Hopefully third graders aren't gettin around like that though...

@@Diana-mu7pc IM-

and some Wattpad fanfiction about his sex life thrown in there

If that whole summer vacation was spent trying to be the baby version of Barney stenson

I will admit that I came to the comments looking for someone to call this out. I am a millennial and an avid reader, so I had to laugh.

Lydia Armstrong arent you a zoomer?

@@nilen No, lol, I'm Gen Y. I was born in 1994.

Lydia Armstrong yoomer

@@alecia4710 There it is

A moment of silence for all those who's boobs gained sentience and began texting boys. Truly isn't talked about enough o7

This is why you use text to speech

but what about when my boobs try to talk over me?? what then????

@@matthewbartlett3442my booby talk for me Help

@@matthewbartlett3442 Boob to speech*

I'd rather just objectify men and non binary individuals

@@nekozombie not like thats any better what the hell

@@corvinstory what did they say 💀

@@kphoria1009 i can't remember exactly but it was some bullshit about it instead being about objectifying other identities or smt

Yeah, that shit’s not cool and ultimately fucked up. I hope someone got that reference.

Fr made me cackle

Basically the title _Adultolescence_ in a nutshell. Like no, Gabbie is 29 years old, it's just plain adult.

@@s29nv1sr1 she's that old??? bruh

when did muffins have tails?

Logan? or Jake? have both brothers written books? lmao

It's also bad business advice. Perhaps a sign he's had it way too easy.

@@umemasiddiqui8576 oh was gonna write the surname, thanks lol

Bro, you're channel is almost as old as RU-vid itself, that's crazy

Nea I was thinking the same thing

haha!! i hope your writing is going good! i’m also a writer!!

Exactly, I got the same feeling as well! I know my writing needs some work but atleast I'm better than whatever crap this was lol.

That's such good motivation

id also recommend watching a review of some of Onision's books, because jesus christ what a confidence boost

I thought I was a terrible author but know I feel a bit better knowing I’m better than Jake Paul

Fun fact: My dad confessed the other day that I was almost named Gabby 😐

@@heidihanna3131 ok? That’s not really a needed or related reply and it’s not that crazy. Sorry I guess but why?

@@Chilloutlilbro because I would've been named Gabby Hanna too and it made me laugh

​@@Chilloutlilbro why do you sound upset 😭😭

​​​@@Chilloutlilbroher last name is "Hanna" so her full name would have been "Gabby Hanna" she's embarrassed that she almost shared a full name with Gabby Hanna

Yes, its such a good idea to tell girls that boys are constantly picturing them naked, so now girls can be weirded out whenever they see someone looking at them.

I’m a teen girl insecurely obsessing over myself and other girls lololol

@New Kid speak for yourself dawg

@@sophiesmiles5891 Sis you'll realise it really means nothing when you're older. Dw about it and just have fun without checking to see if your hair looks right and stuff.

@New Kid so hes a simp for??? not just caring about appearance? what???

“Whattup I’m Jake, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to not be a creepy asshole”

wait jakes nineteen whag

bella uwu he’s 23

bella uwu he wrote it when he was nineteen because in the about me chapter thing it said he’s 19

_slams two dolls together_

ur on to something pal

Maybe he's the type who tried to scroll through the story when he read a book for the first time.

Bvlog? Lmao

​@@abigailc8829im trying so hard to pronounce that

@@hyalophora I guess it would be kind of like the German "pf" sound? Or you could just say buhvlog.

Because that’s normal

That's just how we work

Usually in middle age this happens again and men lose interest in women and go back to cars

Because only one of them goes vroom vroom.

You weren't?

Stop! I’m gonna have nightmares!

yes and to have only like two words on an otherwise blank page i was like WHAT A WASTE

Hahah 🥺✌🏼 ..aww

Or onision's

This made me cry

Ikr. God that was so annoying I rolled my eyes so much they fell out of my head.

Damn, I'd try to get a date with a girl like that if I was you

She had red eyes and the body of a spider. Exacly my type.

@@legrandliseurtri7495 run

Ahh the female me hello Kellen

"Yeah bro I have a girlfriend. You wouldn't know her she goes to a different school" energy

-Shane Dawson makes me uncomfortable

I agree on the Dan and Phil thing. I got both their books when they were released (I was small and rly rly loved them). They still hold up today imo as having a lot of personality and fun, and you could tell they put genuine care into them both I haven't read Shane Dawson's but I assume it also makes me uncomfortsble

shane dawsons book got several short films made as adaptations of it, all of which made me unbelievably uncomfortable, so i reckon the book is just as bad

Shane Dawson’s books are like onision’s books. Any self-admittance of having survived really intense child ab*se really pales in comparison to how much they hate women and ... “love” children 🤮

That's it, that's the entire book.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You forgot the word ePiC

Hahaha I've never even seen Riverdale but your discription made me laugh so much

OMG you are spot on 😂😂😂😂

I would like this comment but I haven't finished the video yet.. let the day ruining begin

@@ozbornn3 I haven't watched the video either yet, but I liked the comment regardless. I'm also going to like the video itself despite not having watched it yet.

Imagine how the girl felt!

I feel so bad for the girl he mentioned. How embarrassing would it be to not only do that with Jake, but also have it be written and published to the general public of 8-year-olds.

I had puke in my mouth

I mean I liked clothes hair makeup and jewelry….. 😕 it’s not a bad thing to like those things. The point is not ALL girls like those things. And the bigger issue is just him being sexist and objectifying women. You don’t need to prove that you have different or better interests…

@@maddieb.4282 it was a joke because it’s a blanket statement. Like saying boys like “cars, gym, and boobs” doesn’t mean it isn’t true it’s just a blanket statement. It’s ok if they do like cars or if they don’t but do not assume I’m against someone else liking things that I don’t have much of an interest in. To say my interests are better is odd and insinuates the interests he listed aren’t good? My interests are different but that does not mean they are better the whole point was to show blanket statements do not apply to everyone.

@@maddieb.4282 how did you misinterpret their comment so massively lmao

Boy, I remember thinking about what girls looked like with all that science removed

Honestly, don’t trust no one lol. As a dude, I can confirm that other dudes are weird. Me, personally, I’m not big into the whole “look that girl is hot” thing. I don’t get it at all. If girls were judging me based on how I look, I would be really mad. So I don’t wanna do it to other people because I don’t want people to do it to me. Plus, the Paul brothers suck. And the only actual Paul brother fans are fetuses and crypto bros. And normal people don’t like people like that. My general advice: carry a weapon, look intimidating, watch everyone around you, don’t travel to suspicious areas, and don’t put yourself in situations where bad things could happen. Sucks we gotta do this to be safe, but the world ain’t perfect so we gotta do what we gotta do. Have a good day. (Also, most guys I know are similar to me. All of what jake is saying is total bullshit. The only guys who are gonna be doing that, you probably already know who they are and what they look like. I hate them as well they are super annoying.)

R. Kelly is that you?

@@JN-ug5ky o look drakes here too neat

BecauseSCIENCE!!! Who are you

I couldn't stop laughing at that one such a perfect description

as a 27-year-old who always refers to myself as being 12... the math checks out. :D

And this guys read his book hdhdhhdhdh

Are you kidding me? That's comedy gold.

@@MrAchmed1970 Ikr! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY I COULD DIE HAHAHAH PLEASE HAHAH LET ME DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE HAHAHAH

Sounds like an actual Kanye lyric

@@yourguykhonshu3972 Holy shit it does

your pfp fits

@@koiifsh yeah, it sums it up quite nicely

@@FreeStyle786Honestly skill issue on the parents part

I would trust Rhett and Link with literally anything

I guess his advisors told him "Just write about the stuff you think about. Write down what's on your mind!" and he took it way too literal

Teenage boys

Bro teenage boys read way ahead of this dudes writing level 😂 bro we're in highschool reading shit by Charles Dickens. I'm not saying we like it, but we wouldn't read Jake Paul's shit book.

I’m gonna assume it was marketed to shirtless Jake Paul.

Marketed for.. uh.

A Marty Stu if I ever saw one

Sarah Smith Steven poo

Wait till you hear about Onision lmao

Lol yesh

Wait till you find out that there are people buying and reading that shit.

to be fair rupi kaur's books don't measure up so well either

“I really liked the drawings” knowing she ripped the art uncredited from her sister, womp womp 💀

I mean you could also talk about overarching concepts or topical issues or a story about someone else…. Rap is just storytelling and it can be done in any number of formats. Doesn’t negate the fact that Jake is a dumbass but you know

I'd argue that's what a lot of songs are about 😂

or ANY music ever

Lmao i wish that was the case. The stuff she writes aren't even "sad" or "deep" its like shes almost making fun of the reader for buying the "book"

And Jake Paul’s book is r/ihavesex lol

@@vampire_6 did you buy it? Have you read it?

@@Geoffrey454 Yes lmao was bored

simp 유 r/im14andthisisdeep is stuff that’s supposed to be deep but isn’t lol

I don't have anything to say to this comment...

read this to an elementary school or middle school when the schools are back open. -(don’t.)-

Shit i cringgeeed

Holy shit I don't want to image

ugh he is so cringe and gross it makes my skin crawl!

i was also yellow . we are yellow buddies .

@@finnster3276 ayyyy yellowfriends4life

ayy jaundice pals

I was hooked up with all sorts of tubes and i was in an incubator and i was supposed to be born in spring but i was born in winter

wow i love to see all of the saffron babies coming together. how inspiring

Neiler’s_cra-Zee_moefoe - i love your profile pucture

on. i'm loyal

Imagine being 9 then being told to look up sex on google by a 22 year old

Haha loyal. Like it's a fucking gang. They're 10 minute videos, relax.

Uh, I think he DOES know that.

Mega Margaux yikes, that must be so demoralizing. Good luck with your future in writing!

i hope you get a good book deal one day, and show those youtubers who's boss

Yeah. It's frustrating to see someone achieve what's essentially your dream, and not give a shit about it.

same...

Exactly

Oh god John green made me cry

Authors who are youtubers vs youtubers who are authors

@@NapaCatJohn and Hank were making Vlogbrothers and other online projects for years and years, since almost before John became a popular author. I would definitely call them both hybrid content creators-writers-personalities

​@@maddieb.4282John Green was 100% an author before vlog as Looking for Alaska and An abundance of Katherines were both published prior, but the distinction doesn't really matter anyway since his post fame stuff (lol the one book/ turtles) is excellent anyway

Neither of them had to ride their RU-vid fame to sell books though. Even though Hank had been a RU-vidr for years before he wrote a book, he's involved in so much other stuff that it still doesn't count.

I agree with your statement and sentiment entirely...cheeses! pls no, sex experiences from this womanizer knucklehead (whos not even good at scamming...that should tell u something) are just...*shivers*... a big NO-No. lets hope the readers cringe at it after grow up into pre-teen hood. then again, i loathe the term "problematic"... thanks to twitter :-/

Randall Paquet Hes also mentioned that his fan base his mostly twelve year olds during interviews. He knows who he’s playing to

Like, how is the even legal haha. Or more in the mainstream media

Hes grooming his followers lol

He made it seem like all girls and guys enjoy the exact same thing and he tried to give advice as if he was speaking for all humans in that gender binary. Let alone to KIDS!?!

Geek Gamer i miss her 😔😔

Is her channel getting taken over by this guy again?

Ugh I might just unsub if he keeps showing up I came for the neopets

right? like i like this guy but i stan amanda and miss her :(

Simps

Rip off , maybe that's why hardly actually buys them.

I love your profile picture, totally binging 99 in quarantine

@@beepbeepbananas ayyye :))

Magoo Builds yea it’s amazing

we stan good mythical morning

Yeah I'll take "shaft" "manhood" "womanhood" "core" and "orbs" any day over that thing.

Yup and since most of the wattpad fics are just super bad that's saying something..

@@kikuchisrustywheelbearings those words make me so uncomfortable adadsda

Because Wattpad's fanfictions are mostly so bad they're good, Jake Paul's just bad.

Ngl, I’ve actually read some surprisingly pretty good wattpad fan fics so I agree

Imagine being scared of girls 💀

@@TotalDramaHarold I can imagine because that's me

@@naan000 skill issue

and thats on that

But didn't she die there?

@@asiyakilybayeva Sadly yes. But she LIVED!

Yah what happened with that

Asiya Kilybayeva She got resurrected

His life is a poorly written wattpad story

Ruby Red lmfaoo😂🙈

That's what toxic masculinity is. "LOOK AT ME!! I AM A MAN AND I HAVE SEX!!!"

It’s so uncomfortable

“He put his boy thingy in my girl thingy”

LMAO HELP

For sure, I loved reading it when I was younger (before I knew about her channel)

he's a guy

@@Liam_The_Great ?

@@Liam_The_Greatshe has since come out as a trans woman so she is a woman

He's not a 3mil yet

It's like a jumpscare you are just waiting, and waiting, and waiting to pop up; but it never does.

maybe he’s waiting for Amanda to return home from Afghanistan

tøp - is it plausible?? he’s been so sad ever since went missing in Afghanistan

you mean danny? whos drew??

Maxon Schreave they’re on wattpad, they damn well knew the answer to that lmao

And the answer is yes

No we said "I am reading porn"

Ahem.... *once* ?

@@sy-zu4uz LMAOOOOO I'M DEAD 😂😂💀💀

katie jeanie same I don’t know who the people in this are

yeah I think Danny just made up all the ppl in this video I can’t believe he would do this

he's seeing things again...

katie jeanie ya me too

@@les3189 ya me too

He’s also literally addressing how they’re in middle school and guys probably wanna see them naked like wtf

@@merrybright5732 yea it's disgusting

fr, he was talking about seeing under girls' clothes like, wtf

@@carlzjr7169 ikr! that's so disgusting

Ikr wtf

As a human being with a pulse I can also vouch for this.

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🇺🇸🌈

Jake loved this experience so much that he completely recreated it when he met Drew at the pub

We've come full circle😂

Abby Wolffe you win.... eVERYTHING

Nice.

yee yee she is the embodiment of ‘i’m not like most girls’

watch ReadyToGlare's video about it, the poems lack so much substance and apparently her sister did all the drawings

yee yee yee yee yee

She made it to be ironic and funny she made an insightful video on it

@@lizakalamees1781 Yee yee yee yee yee yee

Elliot Broome uh

@@elliot1154 stinky

fuck off mate

"More street" is the whitest thing I've ever heard

sbp 421 lmao

m_betan me too!

It triggered my “flight or flight” response.. no fight, *only flight*

AHAHAHAHA

m_betan yes i also started kicking my computer

I was triggered the moment Drew started reading that hot garbage. It only gets worse. It’s like when you’re dreaming and your dream suddenly turns into a nightmare and you suddenly wake up only to realize that now you’re in an even worse nightmare than before and you can’t get out of it. You can only “wake up” and land in another nighmare.

Don’t even tell me about 12th!

🤣🤣🤣

by college they just want to see their skeletons.

When they are in college... ooh boy it might be better to visit the graveyard.

When boys graduate from college, all they're really thinking of is how girls look without their bodies

Cause he’s irresponsible and dumb

@Annie Hatley facts 😭💀

Cuz he only cares about money daaa

And have you seen his newest videos? So disgusting

What do you expect from Jake Paul lmao. An irresponsible douche with no life experience whatsoever, what could go wrong about his book right?

Sex the Police sounds like a great band name

Lynn JustLynn what?

@@mayabradley4950 history is doomed to repeat itself

eva what?

image_not _uploaded history is doomed to repeat itself

oh my god.

yeah and he wants to stay in the team to get teenage girl points

Omg you just took the words out of my mouth

holy shit how is that so accurate what

I caught that too, but maybe it was on purpose because he mentioned that the poems feel more like lackluster tweets than poems

i think it is a thing to say “scrolling through the book”

kIDS thEsE DayS aM I rIGhT?

Scrolling does not have to be on a computer, by definition. It makes sense to say that 😊

I'm pretty sure it's to back up his joke about them being similar to tweets.

Ikr.

nofrickinway it's so sad 😔😔💔

@@h222ley isfying?

nofrickinway ikr it’s kinda rude

he needs to leave....I miss Amanda :(

Johnny Jones He has a book?! Wow.

KitsWorld unfortunately for mankind

It’s because social distancing is driving Danny crazy

im not liking because there are 420 likes

honestly I think you might have to respect me less for doing those things

Something I wouldn’t be surprised if it was

that is literally offensive to wattpad

@@mxazra yeah... you're right ¶_¶

Yea sure but some wattpad stories are actually enjoyable

@@axolotlarson9384 Yes, I have had Wattpad and they do have some good authors. The point I was trying to make was just that they feel unprofessional and kind of messy. Wattpad was what I thought was the best example is all.

I’m going to barf

Rhiannon May same, that part made me so uncomfortable o-o

Part of the huge reason women don't get to finish during sex--even though that's beside what you meant

cbt

...

Chloe Dimitri that series was super cursed. A little too “cultured” for me

Hey is that show good? I've been thinking about giving it a shot

@@niclagoon that was a way more nuanced take on a piece of media than I was expecting on RU-vid, thank you lol

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge its really good. If you want a realistic take on teenage life, you should watch skins instead

wait which one the one zendaya or the one from the.. the ..

Jake Paul saying he relates to rappers and the struggles they went through... sounds about white

Jake means that his friends who "rap" exagerrate their songs. Many rappers who talk about their dad getting gunned down in front of them and having to sell drugs to buy diapers arent exagerrating. There is nothing wrong with being privelged as long as you are aware. He is so frustrating

sophink but in jake paul's mind they're just mr/mrs struggles

There are also a lotta rappers who exaggerate though. A great example is Lil Tecca in Ransom, where he himself admits that parts of his don't are just straight untrue and purely because he thought it sounded good. However, I think most rappers base their songs on their real lives. Exaggeration can be present in the song for the message to still come across about their personal struggles, so it's not necessarily a bad thing. The problem with Jake's comment is that he's saying every rapper exaggerates, therefore his 'struggles' can relate to genuine hardship.

@@ley8443 ah, welcome my friend

ok but optimus prime is hot

@@garfieldfan925 Ofc he is an exception

In this case the opposite is true.

TV BAD

Hello fellow Kurtistown resident

Sarah Rundall baby geniuses 2

Yee Yee brother 🤠

Pretty helpful in quarantine.

Hidbid Exactly! Even after quarantine is done, it’s best to keep a copy in the bathroom, just in case

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

this comment made my whole quarantine

It's still uncomftorble to use.

Also publishing resources and placement by book stores

We have a planet to save stop taking our oxygen and turning it in to trash.

And treees think about the trees...

I mean _technically_ paper is carbon sequestration. So shitty RU-vidr books could kind of be environmentally friendly? I'm really stretching it here.

That's what I was thinking about too. I agree whit the things Drew said, she should've worked on the book more, and than maybe there wouldn't be pages wasted w just two words on it

Pools aren't less deep when they aren't full? Unless they're the ones with the flotation rings I guess, but that's not all aboveground pools.

More poetic than anything in those books.

Rahaf M.N. Fax

Wait till you read Lele Pon's book lol, in her book she literally sets her friend's paper on fire because she was jealous, and somehow was the victim

Nice Rachel oates reference

Lol, you should look at onion boys books then

Onision's 3 novels are 100% self-insert fanfiction where he is a big strong man, gets all the girls, and takes down terrorists with his kewl skateboard tricks.

Imagine how is touch the sky

anal eyes analyze anal lies really makes you think

Heidi Kerr this hit me deep 😔

Heidi Kerr Noah centimeter could never

The irony of this is that I actually thought of and used “real eyes real lies” in a video assignment of mine in uni that my group literally plastered together in 2 days before the deadline lmao. If it wasn’t clear enough, we put like 30% effort and was basically talking random shit to make it make sense. Our lecturer thought it was some deep philosophical shit and actually liked it. We still laugh about it today.