SNL Presents James Bond Sketches 

I could not agree more with you! I thought Jon Lovitz was absolutely insane here.. Too much man..

I wrote that sketch.

That sketch was hilarious. The cheap James Bond.

That's not too far off the mark from the way he's portrayed in the books.

Jeremy is right. The original books were written when there were rations on a lot of stuff. Bond lived very simply., A small bungalow and his favored dishes included scrambled eggs and black coffee. and cold roast beef sandwiches and potato salad. It was only when he went on the exotic missions at the expense of the government that he experienced the finer life.

Aren`t all their writers Jewish, lol!

😂😂😂

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And i kept thinking is it fake or Craig was in SNL for real :D

Million-billion...

(trillion)

Connery is the ONLY Bond for me! 👏

Would have been phenomenal with Sean Connery instead.

Bill Hader is a Nazi!

@@luisangelflores3951 is this a joke?

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Luis Angel Flores i really don’t think that’s true

He creeps me out.

Legit, I can see that

Well, I'll raise you one. Larry the Cable Guy

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I had no idea who that was

(13:42) "Dwayne"

Rougarou Yep, he’s looked 60 for 40 years!

I think he's the reincarnation of the Eldar god of laughter.

Black don't crack.

MuvaofPearl if this was meant as a “Jerk” reference, you’re fucking awesome!

Surgery

They ran out of names so they started naming new ones. Bond one. Bond two…. Cut to ash tray full of cigarettes. Bond on the phone. “I’d like to speak to Pussy Galore…oh…Octopussy is there too? Yes. This concerns her too.”

I was close on the lines…

Lol was he like maybe it was pussy galore? Lol

That was in 2002 where they mocked a scene from Pierce Brosnan's last movie

Is it online somewhere?

My theory is that he gets up every morning and puts on a plaid vest and plaid jeans, cause everyone knows, dead men don't wear plaid.

Don't forget his hair went grey when he was still very young

Wow. Look how skinny John Luvitz is! And how sane and normal Randy Quaid is!

Forreal, dude was born with white hair

He got small

Agreed.

I thought that was Blake Skelton.

Fred Armisen as a pitiful psychopath is also great.

Where were the ratings posted ?

Yes, Tim was absolutely hilarious and seemed to be very much at home with SNL and their comedy!!

I thought so!! Unmistakable voice

Thank you so much! I thought it might be Albert Finney)

He had just won a Pulitzer Prize.

What an awesome mix of talent on the first clip from the 80's. Joan Cusack, Randy Quaid and Jon Lovitz were regulars and I'm guessing that Jimmy Breslin was the guest host. It wasn't all pop stars and actor/comic of the month back then. They really tried some different things.

I'm pretty sure it was Albert Finney...this was the 80s

I know. He's gorgeous and so talented. LOVE BILL HADER. Have you seen him in "Barry"?

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Yes. I loved that accent. The low voice makes it.

YESSSSS! that's the one I wanted to see because it was hilarious

Tomorrow Is Never Yesterday :)

Maybe they will release a 2nd Bond compilation soon.

Ahhh yes, the episode with Chris Gaines was a musical guest.

I love that sketch. Parnell then calls everyone he's slept with to let them know...."Hello Robin....Is Batman there?...No, no, this concerns you too."

Before the Internet Sting was rumored to play villain in Tomorrow Never Dies

Indeed!!!

He plays an excellent villain in Dune.

I remember telling people long before Daniel Craig how they needed a new anti-hero Bond that questions his own life and even mentioned someone like Sting might have made a good anti-hero Bond.

Dang.... How have I missed that all these years😂😂😂

Me too. I still watch Newsradio.

Goldsting had a rabbit with cash up its butt!

No he doesn't, it's not as bad as some, but certainly not amazing. There's only 2 Americans I've ever heard do a good English accent, Alan tudyk & I forget who where now

Sean Connery was Scottish - Bond doesn't have to be English!

I thought that was Garth Brooks?

@@christiandarnell407 he was the doctor

Yes! 'Today is Never Yesterday'

Including calling batman lmfao!!! Oh and robin!

Nathaniel Robinson That’s a CLASSIC! I’m surprised they didn’t include it.

Every impression she does is spot-on

Matt Berg Dedication to the craft ❤️

Lol

Kate is a fearless comic actor. She knows to always go for a funny pun, then come up with what seems to be the a real gut-buster.

Whats the dealer s name?

One of the worst sketches in SNL history. It is the worst because it is dull, mediocre. The entire time i just wish he would just shut up. None of the jokes land, but i guess i need to lower my intelligence to a level where "water up my butt" is funny.

​@@squidcaps4308yeah it was pretty bad

Yeah that was great. So funny how humorless the New York crowd seemed. They need to take the stick out.

AAA list actor

Did I hear that right? " Hippopotapussy "?

Celtic Echo I noticed that, too- kitty looked super chill!

Same here, it didn't once try to wriggle or escape!

“SNL PREDICTED THE FUTURE”

You should see me in a maga hat delivering speeches about a massive huge wall

Brandon Espinosa haha! I’ll throw up thanks

Emily Krey if you throw up baconators and fresh cut fries lightly salted then sure

Kinda looks like Jim Carrey

He's looking good

Right! 4$ bucks for a martini is cheap!!!

Sami Motaghedi Under $10 would be a decent deal

Austin powers movie villains…

He was already playing movie villains in the 80's - Dune and The Bride, to name a couple.

@@sandpuppy6128 True. I had forgotten.

The only missed opportunity in the Bullets Aren't Cheap sketch is Sting's villain character not petting a real bunny rabbit 🐇

Poor kitty was scared, but yet did great. Kuddos to her.

In first I thought it is a toy. Later on realized it is a real cat.

Straight up

Yes

Agree!

And they used a real cat too!

Cue cards.

Pull off Dwayne? I think he was only interested in women. Not pulling off dudes...

@@elbolsillo BYE

@@imtryingmybest673 SEE YA

I agree, except for Fred. I never got him.

- I think Bodine's reaction to Pussy Galore's name is the reaction we all have deep inside when we're trying to be more sophisticated.

I din't touch nuthin!

SOOOOOOO WRONG I've been waiting for this all day Fred Armisen cat

SO WRONG!!!

Lmao

It was a long time ago.

Also, Victoria Jackson before she lost her mind. Or showed her true colors, I'm not sure which.

Thought the same thing. Randy Quaid was awesome. I was also such a fan of Lovitz lying character (“Yeah, yeah. That’s it. That’s the ticket”) #goodtimes

@@Coryny yea...yea, that's not me in this sketch, yea yea it's my dopplegangers doppleganger..yea,,,yea...that's the ticket.

Steve Martini

If you've seen him in Pink Panther, then you have a sense of how funny he is as a detective/spy. I still remember lines from that movie.

He's simply one of those wild and crazy guys.

2 dollars!!!

@@Kk-fc5jw You. Are. Awesome.

Oh yeah!! Forgot about this one

kancudi my two favorites!

Yes......CLASSIC

Never Dies twice tomorrow is better

Live another death much better

@Truly Greg - Excellent suggestion.

In beer technicality terms it’s called a “head”

Can you explain the joke for me? And the whole "you used to be German" bit too, I don't get it

@@juliabee8430 that second one is easy, the character was a german in the movies but got played by a New Yorker who either forgot or just didn't care to use a fake accent.

@@TarzanSawyer ah, thought as much, thanks. But I also thought maybe there was more to it since I don't get the Peggy Galore bit at all

​@@TarzanSawyer Fun fact: Gert Fröbe (Goldfinger) was also in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang movie, written after a story by Ian Fleming. Desmond Llewelyn (Q) was in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, too.

Julia Bee Pussy Galore would have a pussy. Peggy would have, well, the opposite. A peg. .

Despite the fact that the 1985-86 season was considered one of the weakest seasons.

He fused the Blowfeld character with Lorne Michaels mannerisms for Dr. Evil.

On the other side of the aisle, Jan and Victoria too. Holy smokes.

@@smorgan7297 RIP Jan. It's a dayum shame that Victoria turned into a ChumpTard biatch.

Funny story. Season 11, which is where the first clip was from, actually had Simpsons writers on the show (the good ones like John Vitti, George Meyer, and John Swartzwelder). None of them liked writing for SNL because the cast they had at the time was a bit too disparate. And most of the cast got fired because NBC once again threatened to shut down the show due to bad ratings and worse reviews. "Live From New York: The Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live" is a good read for anyone who wants to know about the 1985-1986 season (season 11), because it was a really obscure season that had a lot of surprises in it (SNL hired two LGBTQ cast members back before it became socially acceptable, Damon Wayans from "In Living Color" was once on this show and got himself fired for going off-script, Dennis Miller's Weekend Update was the 1985 equivalent of either the 1994 WU with Norm Macdonald or the current one with Michael Che and Colin Jost [read: it's a consistently funny bright spot in an otherwise uneven season], Anthony Michael Hall was the show's first and only cast member who was under 18 when hired, Robert Downey Jr. was a cast member on the show, etc).

Haha, yeah. Can’t stand it now though

How so? I mean, yes, most of the politicians are extreme, bonkers, forgetful, or flat out have no clue what they are doing. But personally, I cant see much of a connection. So I was just curious what ya meant. Not in an argumentive or attacking way, at all.

Lol

One on the left rocking Trump's hairstyle

@@kari7403 there is a politician with an eyepatch btw

No I think it was the second

And Jan Hooks who was in the same sketch.

True....😘

His Sinatra and Bill Clinton impressions were off the chain funny. A lot people don't know he an earlier career as a graphic artist, and he designed a few classic rock album covers. RIP indeed.

Sharky165 we'll also remember Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz and Troy McClure in The Simpsons

@@davidjackson2524 🤗😄

LOL he really is he killed in that sketch

Probably because casual comments about cavity searches aren't exactly acceptable these days

@@rubylilamoore6322 Actually it's because Season 11 is considered the second worst season ever and the worst one produced by Lorne Michaels.

I was bummed it wasn't apart of this!!!

Same here. That was SNL's best Bond sketch.

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@@jimjam2996 the hero we needed, not the hero we deserved

She was arguably even more quirky/weird in "Looking for Mr Goodbar". I just saw the movie a year or so ago; I read the book many years ago and recall it being better.

Me too. And I sometimes work for DK. Well done :)

Ryan Brewer he really did.

I THOUGHT I recognized that! Not to mention, everyone else just kept rolling! Not even a smirk. Well, Kristen Wiig smirked when she said:"Pussy, Pussy Galore.", so it was unrelated.