Two A-Holes: This Day in SNL History 

Comedic Meryl Streep!

Like a Don Martin character in Mad.

I really liked him in that Aniston movie.. Very funny

diane cry-anne nguyen I put Kristen Wiig on the Mount Rushmore of SNL

Rick CBG DEFINITELY with Kate Mcinnon, and Bill Hader

House

Quite attractive I find him.........😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

16 here and you ain't lyin.'

Oh I totally believe it

I am in retail and yes they exist

1 year in retail. Yup.

Scene: We find ourselves in the interior of an at&t circa 2007, most definitely a mall. The employee, getting paid to greet their customer within 10 feet 10 seconds asks, "how can I help you today?" Chad bro: "Ya her phone doesn't work. Right babe?" Karen: "Ya babe. It's brokeeeen." RSC: "So uh... What happened?" Chad: "I dunno, it doesn't work, does it babe? Babe?" Karen: "No, here." *throws phone across the counter at the RSC, a 19 year old* Rsc opens the phone to find the liquid indicator dot is red, the color of sadness. RSC: "Ya guys, im so sorry! It looks like there is water damage, that's probably what the problem is. Did you maybe leave it in the bathroom with you or splash some water on it on accident?" Chad: "I dunno, babe? Did you get it wet?" Karen: "I mean, well yaaaaaa.... I went to the Porta potty at the rave and it dropped into the bowl thingy so I just fished it out!!! Remember? You asked why my arm was blue, it was, like, whole thing." RSC slowly pushes the phone away, realization dawning on her about what has just transpired. "I'm sorry, I can't help you with this. You'll have to call our insurance line. Here's the number. Have a nice day." And scene. This literally happened to me back in the mid 2000s and yes I almost died. 💀☠💀

Whistleblower steals.👽

You have a skewed idea of what real anxiety is.

@Eshah Me too. Like fingernails on a chalkboard.

@Thesaurus As someone who has been diagnosed with it, I can say that no she or he doesn't.

@@Himaryous Clearly you do as well. Most doctors will hand out a diagnosis if it means they can push the pills made by the companies that pay their wages. I'm really not trying to take away from the stress you may feel. But I know what real stress is. Getting beat by your parents, getting kicked out of school, forced to go to military school, forced to go into the army, forced to go to war. That's real stress. ;)

Me too, it's just annoying not funny

Matthew Scott is it just me that thinks the guy is actually really sweet 😅

Actually it's A4 Bond Paper After two A holes 😂

Now that's a positive POV.

so basically, a white couple from hollywood.

"Do you take this man..." "Yah do you take me babe?....Babe? ...Wanna marry me babe?... Wanna get married babe? Babe?" "Uhhh...YEAHuh". "She says yes." "I wanna marry him." "Who babe?" "Him." "Ma'am, you can't marry me, I'm the priest." "I wanna marry a priest." "She wants to marry you. Marry him babe."

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I was watching the one of Melissa McCarthy doing Sean Spicer last night. She took out a huge piece of gum and went to town on it. She threw a chunk of it at some point.😛

This should be two aholes: a documentary

@@notthedoctor8621 yeah, NBCUniversal won't run that into the ground in a heartbeat. It's not like they've ever done that to past SNL characters they tried to make into a franchise. Oh wait...

But why not do that? Is it because the computer has always read your mind before you completed the circuit inside your brain cells??😍😭..or are you Mr. Good bar or not the bad Robot in charge of all media 👽🖤😭😍🙂

And it punched back.... Get a a fking life.....

@@degsbabe you have issues....... Get off youtube NOWW

I love it b/c you can tell Jon is about to laugh the whole time. Great riff on the carousel speech

Lol, I'd by the hula hoop from him.

Azeezah Goodwin I still remember the carousel speech.

I'm so sorry you have to deal with them. Please make fun of them at the holidays for me. My relatives have all caught on to my sarcasm. They just don't call me out on it anymore because I'm an amputee. I still get sideways looks, but it's not as fun anymore.

Just watch mad men then 😅

Jon Hamm?

​@@cliffbrown1798 in the first one, the 1960 Ad Agency.

Haha, you ain't kiddin'

I have provided customer service in L.A., this is kinda tame

andrewthezeppo yikes. I guess I’ve been lucky.

So glad I don't live there anymore.

Orange County actually

Fine line between supportive and enabling...

sounds 'like' ideal to some and therein lies the problem. you gotta be sick to see redemption.

@@vonshango6311 He's not an a-hole to her. He's a good husband or boyfriend, but not really anything else.

Hahaha they both clearly like one another, just not anybody else

So true! But do you think either of them notices?

Norma Jean Happy belated Birthday 👽🖤😬😍🙂

The best line in the video. Unfortunately, most commenters probably do not get the Happy Birthday Marilyn Monroe reference.

Trey Stephens then enlighten us? Or just me 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

It would be cool if he played an unprepared, folksy soccer coach character.

@@grahamh.4230 That's a totally random and weird idea.

Mine hurts just watching 😂😂

The worst thing that there are actuall people who chew chewing gum like this. Discusting to watch

Robertas Liūtas people who chew like this should not be allowed on the planet

555 likes.

but you haven't seen me yet

So you're a sucker for a holes then

@@zatoichi4449 we don't wanna see you

He recently got divorced, so maybe there’s a chance for you Suzanne.

@@suckyamudda9797 Is that what they say every time you get close to having a relationship?

exactly, it was so funny how she draws out his approval seeking

Spark it Spark it Sparkercigarretebabe Spark it

Sparkarette?

that gave me anXIETY I was like just tALK ALREADY

Miriam Cowan HAHAH SAME IKR

At least these people are more dense/oblivious than anything, they're not yelling or swearing or getting violent etc.

Facts

Next time just tell them "f off"

I have met these a holes. You want to punch them but cry from the pressure of being nice to them.

Yes, I've met these people. 🙄

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Yeah, I've often considered that these characters must be based on real people someone interacted with. It's a dreadful thought.

@@melissasaint3283 we see them everyday - the trumps

33 yrs in real estate & I've met plenty of them. I don't have the patience for people who are like that anymore and I ridicule them now.

Me too..lol😍🙂👽

Right? His acting was awesome here, too bad the audience was kinda dead

I was wondering if that was him!

Have you ever seen Magnolia...John C Reilly is an amazing actor.

He’s a great actor. Watch anything he’s in for the 20 years before Ricky Bobby.

He was in Patriot also, I was surprised when he started playing comedy roles .

I'll watch anything with Bill Harder, absolutely anything 😁

@@jennyk9748 I prefer Bill Deeper myself

😂😂

I hear you. Working in patient registration ER I get that quite often.

I'll take 2 physical horses

@@Chimchimchu Same here, I physically want 2 horses!

Hope you're not serious about that "life lesson". These people are a-holes.

"Underrated" #2. Millions more await for your use. GUARANTEED to make you sound as if your IQ is 40 points HIGHER! (Though it will inescapably remain in the low double digits)

She'd b perfect

@angarch why not?

She's hosting in 2 weeks so it's possible.

Yes. Most did. I hope

You are NOT the only one 🤣🤣🤣

Yes i did. That would have been funny too, happy with the hula still. Hey, why do you have like seventeen subscribers when your channel has no content?

tyrone shoelaces Dude I’ve been asking myself the same thing. I’m like......there’s nothing here folks sorry

Kaycee Botte Haha, well ok then. And.. congrats? Ha and i just checked mine. No content, two subscribers. ..then i subbed to yours lol

I just laugh at them and usually would get one of my co workers to help me with them because unfortunately at my job we just couldn't refuse service

These people are children who gnawed lead paint off of the windowsill when young.

@sorry I have to say this is one of the most judgmental comment boards in response to an SNL sketch I've ever seen.

sorry mrgoogle my thoughts exactly. I just serve them. Am I going to go out of my way, no. It wouldn’t be appreciated/they wouldn’t notice. Just do your job. Honestly, they’re not really that bad. Annoying? Maybe. The ones that are bad are those who complain about everything and nothing. There are some people who you just know are going to complain no matter what you do. Even with that though, ffs, just do your job. 🤦‍♀️

😂😂😂

Totally on point THO!! 😆

With the gently swelling background music. Aced it.

TRUTH!!!!

I never worked in customer service until the past few months. People are ASSHOLES for sure

@@Ggbbaytt tell me about it, i'm extra nice and tip like 50% now because im like "I KNOW THE PAINNNNN"

@@elisabethzosaustin7442 lol. If I ever go out ppl look at me weird because I give like 35 or 40% tip on anything under 50 😂😂

@@elisabethzosaustin7442 I'm like " I know you get paid like shit and deal with d bags. I got you fammmm!"

Who was the Silver Fox???.He looks familiar.

@@bubujooestes1499 John Slattery.

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@@bubujooestes1499 I laughed when he called them that.

It really is, assholes all day.

FACTS 💯 %

Why do I not remember a Muppet named Grover? Because I am only in love with Mrs. PIGGY 👽🖤🤫😍🙂

Rocarlos Davis you never watched Sesame Street then

Gonzo not Grover

@@michellewinegardner973 😂😂😂

Still is in some countries unfortunately!

HOSTILE MGTOW .....ooookkkaaayyyy.....

Reality. Ouch.

The first chronicled wristwatch was designed for a woman. Try again.

HOSTILE MGTOW haha classic

Don't we all...

@@sophistanonym1703No.

@@TonyStark-kd5ti which magical school did you want to attend?

@@sophistanonym1703 None. Harry Potter sucks.

Mr. Stark applications have been filed in your name for the following institutions: Academy of War Mages, Ithellian's College of Magic and Science, and Plopfern's.

Same Morning ~ Used to work in an ad agency ~ loved it but nobody like the 3 a**holes. ... at a.publishers there was a guy just like Jason Sudekis ~ I wanted to punch him ~ Always late

“Buy” a mattress? WhAt the hell are you implying..?

@@camogrrl that people come to see them, stay for hours, and don't buy. Usually people like this.

That was the best line in snl history ever

Dimitra Vasileiado EVER.

Never watched one episode of Mad Men but now I know the entire premise from just this skit. LMAO...

for those who cant go and experience it, just look up any reality tv show episode that includes Paris Hilton

@Lisa Elissa That's what I was going to say - lol. They're like bad drivers: everyone thinks they have a monopoly on them, wherever they live, but they're everywhere! 😉

No it's not...It happens to be laughter and then rest🙂

I mean...a lot of them were a holes...basically everyone in that show is fucked up to some extent

Yea but he kinda turned into a good guy later on

Ur sooo rite

Yeah, the way he described Jason/the kind of characters Jason usually plays makes me think he's somewhat of an aloof douche in real life, heh.

"Your brother in law and his wife"... so... your sister? I'm actually really confused

@@andrewanderson1755 no, JJ is married to a person, and that person's brother is JJ's brother in law.

Thanks, Captain Obvious

He sure does!!😜😍😘

ahhha we used to wear that in 2006-8. I had both - ahhh..time flies haha

Anky Anku i dont care, can i have a diet ginger ale! Bahahahahahaha

@@lindaclark5911 😂😂

Or speeches, even.

@@MontagZoso 🤣

It's too bad it was wasted in the sketch since Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudeikis sucked. Usually they're both funny but this time they were terrible.

genius writing

Jon Hamm's peaches?

Charisma?)

The skit where he said about two words?

@@VMonkies who me??

What is your real human name Mr. Fat man??? And where on God's Green Earth are you actually from and don't say Cleveland Ohio 🤯😬🤨👽

No ❤️