I once let one rip during an exam. I tried so hard to make it a silent one, but it came out sounding like a tractor's engine. For about 10 minutes after, my classmates would randomly burst out into laughter because they just kept hearing it in their minds. Even the teacher had a few good chuckles. Did I pass the exam? Not with a 19/50 😂😂
Reminds me of the Larry The Cable Guy joke: His wife whispers in his ear at church, “I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?” He responds, “Get your ears checked.”
@@chiaracaniaticarlucci4779 no, dave Chappelle, george carlin, loui ck do great jokes and they look down on hacky shit like this, people who find this funny most likely voted for trump and are on the spectrum of autism
Michaela is known for active feminist past. Also she got German ancestry. So, yes, 99% she's a mistress. I have snooker table at home, and I would love to have her taking my colored balls out of the pockets.
Funniest fart story I have is back in high school. We were in gym class doing push ups. The teacher was counting them off, we were around 8 or 9 in, and all of a sudden it hit. Reverberated off the wooden floor and bleachers, perfect acoustics. We all dropped and died laughing. Then started laughing again when we found out it was a girl. It was one of those times where you laughed so hard you got scared that you couldn't breathe.
When I used to play snooker with a mate, we considered it fair play and good tactics to drop a cheek flapper just as the other was taking an important shot.
Imagine this dudes thought process before farting, “Alright Dave you’ve got this, you know you can’t hold it, it’s coming out right now, just pucker those cheeks and we will get through this nice and quie-“
The commentator what a wally ...strange noise lol...also somebody maybe not well ..maybe that was for someone sitting next to the farter lol sheltered lives these commentators
What a perfect clip The archetypal trombone fart The laughter from the men The smile from the player The boarding house matron look from the lady at 0:59 seconds
Yeah because the first time it was funny, second time was just rude and immature and distracting for the player in a sport where concentration is everything. How long do you want it to go on for? Second time just took it too far. Only someone with an infantile sense of humour would find it amusing after the first one.
"He's going to do a straight shot down the rail." *Person in crowd, sweating profusely, legs crossed, looking up to the ceiling through tears:* _"Same"_
When I was 13, I was sat in Irish class. This is probably November 2013. Irish was held in the music room for two years while the building was expanded upon, so there was an echo, as there would be. We were all sat, nice and quiet, working away, nobody was making a sound. Next thing, I let a massive one go. Reverberated around the room, because it's the music room. Mr Ó Ceallaigh wasn't impressed... And neither was Jessica, the girl I was sat next to. Big crush on Jessica at the time. Not my finest hour.
@@youngdolo8 but looking back on it you can now see that it was indeed a magnum opus. Did the same in form class one morning.Thought it was going to be quiet and scent less. It was scent less alright, all of the energy and bodily resources went into the noise. Immediately tried to blame it on a class mate. Didnt work. Teacher was still talking about it 6 months later. But, like, other than shame what was he going to do? Give me a detention?
Fact. I've been down the RU-vid rabbit hole for the last 3 hours watching serious stuff and then this popped up on my feed.. Instant uncontrollable laughter and tears!! 😂
It shows were snooker is when the most entertaining thing that happens in a match is someone cutting a huge fart . 😂 They should invite that guy on the tour...
Cake like a shoe, shoe cake! First time I have laughed at someone's RU-vid profile pic and name. You have one a special prize, licky kicky the homebrew dog
And if it was in Hollywood they would be running around with wine glasses making sure it was high quality and then start spewing crap out of their mouths. Wimbledon too ! Maybe Cliff Richard would do a sing a long to cover it up. He is good at sing a longs and cover ups.
I love the tranquil demeanor of the commentator and how he just says "Maybe this someone is just not feeling too well at the moment". I love you guys and applaud your patience. Much love from the ol' US of A :-D
You really have to love Dennis Taylor's hands-on sense of humour. Late Willie Thorne tried to sweep it under the carpet by talking about some "noise in the crowd" (which must have been the euphemism of the year!) but Dennis just went all the way, knowing that half of the audience could hear his comments and burst into laughter. Great credit to him.
I wish we lived in a world where saying "Weetabix" in response to someone farting at a sporting event was a reasonable thing to do, but we don't - we just don't.
I have never had an audible fart in public. I am so damn good at silent ones. I'm able to completely control the amount of flow to where I push out what feels like a bubble and he got let it burst and slowly leak out. Enjoy that imagery goodnight.
I remember when I was in high school I farted, then I said while looking down at my desk "damn, somethin wrong wit this chair" and just look at the chalkboard pretending to read 🤣🤣
Someone definitely trying to put him off there. That wasnt even a real fart, it was made from a fart machine. I used to have the same one when I was a kid and I swear it was they exact same noise.
Expert b I like how I'm replying to your reply commenting about a reply 4 months after someone posted their comment replying to an original post from four years ago.
I love how everyone was surprised and amused by the first fart. But then the second one occurred, and the stern disapproval and the expressions of barely disguised disgust on the audiences faces was sublime... xD
The funniest fart I ever experienced was from a very petite girl I used to work with. It was a real rip-snorter...you wouldn't imagine anyone that small could make such a big noise! She was *SO* embarrassed! I've never seen anyone go that red!🤣
Women produce louder, and far smellier, farts than men....at least that's my personal experience of the women I've been involved with. Or I've been unlucky.
