So I Tried Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.. 

Its funny because Raiden is wearing Cyborg High Heels yet he is one of the most manly video game protaganists ever

@@roachdoggjr1454 it takes a real man to wear high heels... and catch knifes with them!

DMC 5 is 2019 tho

@@Bogdan_Vader which is more that 5 years ago

​@@BuffedPotato2019+5= 2024.

You nee arouyhere? He's always doing dumb shit. He played dragon dogma without ever using a lamp

​@@fernandosepulveda7297😂😂😂

Bruh i cant watch anymore, any time the game prompts him to use it he doesn't. At the end of the Bladewolf fight i had to stop watching, its too painful and cringe

You don’t get it; he is doing a challenge: a blade-only run 🤣

That seems to be a general thing that new players confuse blade mode with the basic attack.

Nor will he stand beneath the warm and soothing rain

@@B1lguun4 The droplets falling gently down on the terrain

@@B1lguun4 Mo-fo gonna be nodding at his own reflection.

@@steamdrake8660 Nor will he wash away the sorrow, all the stains of time

He is in the mud, and sinking deeper Into a peaceful life

Look, if Asmon wants to role play as a blender he’s gonna role play as a blender.

i did the same until dog

@@mesasone2280 rather than roleplaying a blender he roleplayed a punching bag.

don't lie, you did it as well. This mode feels like it's powerful but as in a classical hack-n-slash game, the true power lies in the combos, so you just have to spam mouse buttons to perform as much different attacks as possible to do the most damage. For most players it's pretty obvious after they try it a few times, but he's a bit slow due to age and the fact that he never played such games before, and of course because the game allows you to do that for a pretty long time, so it'll take him more time to learn I guess...

​@@sadge0 no I definitely used my actual attacks like a normal person, blade mode is for cats so they do backflips.

Asmon is actually a smooth brain

In real life the money was wasted on regular screws that you could get at a store for 2 cents, that cost them 2000$ a piece, for some reason.

​@@voltus20 it's actually so mentally deranged that the price gouging got that bad it's so inexcuseable

I know, isn't reality lovely?

Corruption.

Ahhahahahaa true 😂

Like I said Jack, kids are cruel Jack, and I love minors!

when the sun is cold

"Kids are cruel Jack... and I looove minors" - Armored Jeff Bezos

“Warcrime this, can’t eat the drywall that.” -Jeff “Sundowner” Besos

​@@LourdessApekattBuff Bezos

"Memes, the DNA of the Soul"

The DNA of the soul

That's a pretty meme! Exquisite!

You can’t beat me Zack!

THE MEMES

Those are game mechanics for sure. But can be easily incorporated if the player knows how to play action games like this. I don't know what asmon is thinking of when he starts on hard and just mashes buttons lol Then he complains about tiring out. Like cmon man. We all like you to enjoy the game, there's no reason to play on hard if you're gonna struggle so stupidly. If anything we'd like him to react to the story and the content rather than direct gameplay alone. I don't know if he realized this, unless its a competitive game like a battle royale or vampire survivors or some shit.

​@@ElemXCRI don't think asmon internalized any of these yet. He could use the tips lol

Yeah those are the basic things most of us figure out during or after our 1st boss or so, watching asmon struggle with these basic on the dog and then Mistral is so painful, its not even a hard game lmao, i know he's a slow learner but i feels like watching Joe biden playing this game and not Asmon.

@@EagleAngelo The thing is that he's intentionally playing bad for content. Cause the combat mechanics of the game are explained very well but somehow he never uses them and just mashes X and blade mode.

But what about the true enemy the beginning coconut true truest use of blade mode

I'm trying to. Nope, can't imagine it.

@@Dieci-9 Oooh yeah, this is exactly how I was when I played this game over 10 years ago. Much the same, I didn’t understand the mechanics that well. Absolutely enjoyed it though, the whole game was a great time from start to finish and it does not let up either. The OST is absolutely a banger too.

Like learning how to drive a car. You don't read the manual to learn how to drive. You drive to learn how to drive.

Almost every boss is a specific mechanic check, i like that

Every good game has its Margit boss fight noob filter

Bladewolf: You know how to parry, right? No? Time to learn

Nah. The GOAT is the original cyborg: Gray Fox.

A lot of people didn't like him in mgs2 but thought he was a badass in mgs4

Raiden is one of my favorite fictional characters of ALL TIME. he had a hard life, made mistakes, was used and abused and got the good ending. He represents "the weak" and Senator Armstrong represents "the strong". Senator armstrong is a powerful foil for Raiden. This game is a masterpiece.

I enjoy playing mgs2 as Raiden compared to Snake. Though it was off.

​@@KingKilo88Honestly that's the best outcome since Raiden is the main character of MGS2. Snake is a supporting character.

kino?

Natürlich

It honestly shocks me how many people never played the game until years later when the memes (Jack!) started to pop off again. I played it maybe around 2014 and thought it was just a normal classic but somehow it must have flown under the radar for lots of people.

@@EpsilonKnight2 I played MGR on release. Immediately a favorite game, so hype. Memes are whatever, the game is peak adrenaline and camp for me…and quality.

@@jon4715memes aren’t whatever, memes are the DNA of the soul 😢

Dude they better invent a memory eraser so i can play certain games for the first time again.

@@Amoogus I would like to see a remake of this game really.I think it would sell really well

"We're making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack... Can't fret over every egg." 😎🤟

Shit games have always existed, just play the good ones

It was already bad back then, too. It went to shit during the xbox 360/ps3 era.

Thing is that terrible games back then were not 60-70 dollar overrated advertized aaa games tho right?

true if the gaming industry was good back then MGR wouldn't be the exception but the rule. its just that everything has gone so bad that even mediocre fallout games back then look like masterpieces compared to the fallout we have now.

Anyone who says this only plays the same copy paste COD and Fifa game every year

Now i want Asmon to play Devil May Cry 5

@@CTACEKC I would love for him to play that game, its so badass

Yeah if only he would more

i could not get into this game, the controls for pc were horrid but maybe its better on controller

he quit after a few hours tho

Based Max0r enjoyer

“I’m fucking invincible!” 😂

“And there’s not enough space in this preschool for the two of us”😂

“War crime this, can’t eat the drywall that, microwaving mice is wrong they said!”

He streamed it again yesterday and he's doing well

yeah so well that managed to fall off from the same rooftop in detroit twice

@@TheFranssiBrother shhh we are not talking about that

Every game its easy when you learned it...

@@jasonlobo2350 I challange you on 'Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy'

And you are his dad? Oh just a dude less than 100 like😂

@@JayThalea You are not making it far.

​@@JayThalea This is why kids shouldn't be allowed on the Internet.

@@JayThalea who are you then?

@@saschaberger7201he’s my uncle. Forgive him. He dabbles in the salts

much like Deus Ex

graphics didn't but the gameplay is

Ageless kino

It old or remake?

The songs and the patriotic speeches especially aged well

God when he dies at 1:20:00 by just standing there I can't...

Asmon isnt even listening unfortunately. Just trying not to die lol.

RULES OF NATURE

Atrocious is the right word indeed.

yeah he should just play games at the easiest mode if he can't learn a game's mechanics, especially if it's a fast paced game. Like what did you expect if you said that you're too slow for fast games?

I'm glad cause now he's forced to learn how to play.

​@@TheColdOnezExactly lol

If i could back in time, i would definetly play this Game on hard mode the first time, what a Masterpiece

For how old this game is? Bro if this came out today it would win GOTY easy.

Ehh, the graphics were dated even back when it came out. This game came out the same year as The Last of Us, the PS3 release of which looks better than the PC release of MGR.

@@KaNoMikoProductions I don't know, I like graphics of MGR. It has style. But photo realistic graphics looks... bland and restrictive to the game design. Less flexible, kinda like comparing animated vs live action. I really dislike remaster/remakes with their live action style

@@1God1Fury No one is talking about style. The texture work in MGR is garbage, simple as. I'm not getting on your case about liking the style, but the technical level didn't even match up to its contemporaries. It looked like a year 1 PS3 game, even though it was 7 years into that console's lifespan. Hell, compare it to something like God of War III, which came out 3 years earlier, yet looks miles better on a technical level, while also being more stylized. If the game had been given longer in the oven, we might've had a finished product with a graphical level to live up to the style. (mind you, MGR isn't a particularly stylized game, but I'm just indulging you for the sake of argument on that point)

He said "looks like I can't", though..

@Joseph14144 I dont understand how youtube is this useless and cant ban you. Obviously a bot on every asmon video with same useless trash

so many likes on a wrong comment, wash your ears once in a while.

@@cihan370 gotta blame english on this one.

the fact that he plays games like he didn't do the tutorial. the game tells you what you needed to do. but he just keeps mashing shit until something happens. this is just painful to watch.

Would love to see your first time playing this game..

@@Tsolus I think you’re being a bit harsh there. MGR is a game that not only teaches you how to parry but also can be very punishing if you’re not patient either. I played almost exactly like he did the first time went through the game, not really understanding the mechanics that well. He’ll get better at it.

I didn’t die once against mistral on my first ongoing playthrough which is on hard mode.

@@ragnab5549 , don't try to justify playing the game for two whole hours and still suckin as much as minute one. Some of us can look at the combo list. Bro, by 30 mins in , I didn't even know how to touch the ground.

​@euphorna6349 Facts. I knew within the first 3 enemies that blade mode was situational and when I could use it. Wolf was a hard lesson on parrying though and those ape things in the sewer were a pain. Other than that this game is easy to pick up on if you have any game sense. It's basically 4 buttons outside of movement. Honestly Asmond should've started on normal difficulty. Playing on hard with no experience is just punishing for no reason.

WoW player

That's Asmongold for ya

Block, not parry because the parry makes Raiden do a sword hit ☝️🤓

​@@destructo3457parrying is basically the same thing. Frames are very lenient on the parry

@@jasonlobo2350 Nah, specially on Revengeance difficulty it's completely different, parry can basically almost one shot even bosses

@@destructo3457 im saying blocking and parrying are performed by doing the same thing. You can get a parry by mashing block to

@@jasonlobo2350 Nuh uh

yeahhh

Fr, I didn't expect him to play

Shadow Warrior 2 did it

Where you able to CUT WHAT YOU Will in shadow warrior???? 😳😳😳

MGS2 Is still a masterpiece and the amout of details in it is insane

meta?

call this a "metal gear game" is very generous, its more like a parody of it

@@Spillow-C obv i aint taking armstrong busting it down as serious but remember hughie got offended at snake in mgs1 for making fun of his japanese cartoons

@@eobardsprodigy seriousness has nothing to do with it, it's the overall tone and how its written, and this game is not made by kojima too

He quit, got beat up by girl

⁠jezz man can’t even handle the game for 2 hours

@@JayThalea He'll probably play it off stream. Masochism is an attribute you pick up when you grow up on 90s games, which a lot were console ports of quarter devouring machines.

I've played this game for it's soundtrack (before the "Standing here" meme, I've heard "Rules of Nature"), I wasn't interested before because it didn't look like Metal Gear. No regrets

This game its all about gameplay and music lol story its just corny edgy bs

love the music big dog.

from what I can tell he took an hour off stream to just learn the game and switched to mouse and keyboard for followup

to be fair the game is extremely junk to play, both the character movement and the combat, especially the automatic/manual lock on and camera, it may look cool by looking a gameplay but playing it is another experience for the worst. thats probably the only time when its not (compeltely) his fault, blaming the game would have made just a bit of sense.

I actually have to go down the comments to know that it actually changed his life

That why he quit😂

Yes, he realized he has to quit a relatively non-complicated game before he understands the combat.

Fox engine aged well

It even beat SSKTJL

@@roachdoggjr1454this game didn’t use the FOX engine, it’s Havok. Only phantom pain, ground zeroes, PT, and that awful MG survive game used FOX. Konami basically shelved it.

@@roachdoggjr1454 this is not the Fox Engine, but the Platinum Engine (by Platinum Games, the developers)

oh no, don't do that to him, he doesn't even know what his hands are doing

​@@1InVader1Fr😂

​@@1InVader1So, no fighting games ever from him? 😢

@@alessandrobaggi6129 eh. SF6 is way more accessible than DMC5. He probably played some FGs in arcades in the 90s. The bad part of DMC5 is that you need to reach Dante Must Die mode and a certain skill level in order to really unlock the most fun in that game. That game's difficulty system and curve is really bad, the lower difficulties don't demand enough skill for you to fully utilize the combat system, so it just ends up being a lukewarm experience.

And Deus Ex

BO2 really was right on the money about modern warfare being basically drone swarms

​@@roachdoggjr1454deus ex is almost prophetic

And the most important part of Reveangance, the gameplay. Still one of the best character action games.

I'm quite a bit older than Zack. I've never understood how a gaming streamer could possibly be so bad at games. I've never seen him start a game and look like someone that's spent thousands of hours playing video games. Misses basic tutorial information that is described through dialogue and on-screen text. It's painful to watch.

His entire body was pretty much crushed at the end of MGS2. He was already more machine than human in MGS4

The only organic parts of his body are his head and spinal chord .

​@@SolidSnake240When in Sam, only his arms

​@gannielukks1811 Sam is impressive because, as we found out through his DLC, he goes toe-to-toe with full cyborgs with ZERO cybernetics. He only has the black arm replaced out of necessity after Armstrong severed it to end their fight.

@@SolidSnake240 Not even his head. He has a brain and spine. It ends there. His face and eyes and jaw are all cyber too. His hair is just for personal taste.

"what you mean they got Trump before 2016 apocalypse mass brainrot??"

Armstrong is actually evil as hell but people like to overlook that part because he’s a strongman

Don’t get me wrong I like Armstrong too but people who think he’s right probably also has Homelander as their role model

Literally no one thinks he's right. He's just a good villain and a great character so people like him, it ain't that deep.

@@puenboy1same people who think of bateman from American psycho as a role model.

Indeed

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

@@Rini2g WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE!

@@xDinomanx ALIVE!

​@@StBrodesFOR ALL THAT I'VE!

@@delaicaknight4437NO CHOICE

Better believe it, Jack.

😂

Ironically he often being called as cyborg ninja than cyborg samurai. Sam get called as samurai instead.

But he's not black? 😂

​@@alemswazzuHe's bruhzilian

@@gannielukks1811 The most manly race

You can't fight nature, jack

Learned fairly quickly on how to deal with him I remember on my first playthrough I completely forgot how to do parries so instead i was doing the move that dodges and deals a bit of damage. The skill check that got me to learn parries was Monsoon though. Man, I have to replay this game again, it's so fun

​@@Kestilayeah same monsoon killed me so much i just had to parry, and armstrong in the Sam dlc made me learn how to roll to the side.

​@@Kestilaasmpn judges himself too harshly

Well this game is not really parry based its just blocking which is really easy but asmon is just making it hard for himself

@@rukakuu_onedaybloodborne_PC Its not copy cat, just inspiration.

@@rukakuu_onedaybloodborne_PC not true, you can parry all the time (forward+attack at the same time). Asmon will never do it, though.

​@@rukakuu_onedaybloodborne_PC completely not true

​@@chriskos7868He will once he reach to Monsoon.

I stopped watching after seeing him do it off 20 mins straight

They are carried by stats progression and gear. They never actually need to get good.

Excuse me, I am an MMO player. Asmon is just terrible at following litereally even the basic instructions.

Plus he is too old i am nearing 30 and i dont have the same reaction as i did in dota

@@varanisshouyou4379 bro, i have been at your place since 6 years. i am 35 now

​@@varanisshouyou4379 Reaction times don't just fall off a cliff as you get older. There are studies on reaction time degradation. I'm forty and still doing exceptionally well at twitch shooter games. I don't even play one game/genre. I'll play single player games or an MMO for 3-6 months then jump right back into a shooter and stomp. Everyone is different though 🤷🏼

He just needs to learn how to spam parry and the games becomes incredibly easy, the only real challenge is bosses on Revengeance mode.

The tax money will be high and the unit will only be used to help Israel 😂

​@@Verårtuthe simpsons predicted Israeli super soldiers. 😔