So This is Basically JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 

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Stand Name: Johnny Cash Localized Name: Jonathan Currency

"It's ok, that bullet only hit me in the head... After passing through *several* dogs!" Classic Araki

"A series of weirdos who are introduced as complete sociopaths, but once they're defeated they become friends and their personality completely changes" If we're gonna be honest, Rohan hasn't changed a bit from his introduction

"Horse race with Jesus" is the best way to describe Steel ball run And you can't change my mind

"Florida man has no idea how weather works" THIS ISN'T EVEN A JOKE

He didn’t talk about Hamon, only at the beginning *wow just like the show-*

How could you forget Speedwagon? Speedwagon explains exactly what happens and constantly yelling JOJO

As a veteran jojo watcher/reader, i can confirm this is 99.7% accurate

I used to think that “Dio but he’s a Dinosaur” was a joke..... I’m so glad it wasnt

What a I love about the “United States President” joke is that’s not even a joke. *_THATS WHAT HE IS._*

Okay but seriously, Johnny Cash’s ability of filling *anything* with money is Lowkey terrifying

It's crazy that since this video came out, JoJo part 9 came out and VRV no longer exists.

I can’t tell if this was made by a man who absolutely hates Jojos BizarreAdventure or a man who loves Jojos Bizarre adventure like a son.

“After passing through several dogs” It wouldn’t be jojo without several dead canines

So for the longest time I was struggling to figure out the joke at 1:19. Was it a Trump joke, because the character is blonde? Is it an Obama joke, because he's effeminate? Is it just a jab at presidents being too posh, or something? Turns out there is no joke. That's literally what the US President looks like in the JoJo canon.

I love how Johnny Cash was supposed to be a parody but it's literally just milagro man

Before watching JoJo: this sounds pretty weird After watching JoJo: this sounds pretty weird

Johnny Cash looks like an actual JoJo’s stand.

I remember watching this 2-3 years ago, knowing nothing about JoJo except for "Jotaro's Stand is Star Platinum and can punch stuff", "Dio is a time stopping asshole" and "There's a guy named Kira". Researching this while understanding all of the JoJokes is something else.

Can't believe Jello had an actual preview of Jojolands

The localized name of the smash mouth stand would probably be break mouth

Before watching Jojo, this didn't make sense but was funny. After watching jojo, this makes too much sense and is even funnier.

They don't mention the most important part of this entire series: SPEEDWAGON!

I love how Part 9 ended up more ridiculous than this lmao

Only now do I notice, after becoming educated in the art of JoJo, that Joanne's appearance is inspired by both Giorno and Jolyne.

Jojo's parts: Part 1: Dio Brando Attacks Part 2: The origin of Dio's Power Part 3: The Vampire Dio Returns Part 4: The consequences of Dio Part 5: Dio's son Part 6: Dio's boyfriend revenge Part 7: Diego Brando, A Dio from other universe Part 8: It doesn't have a Dio

That part 9 "preview" was surprisingly convincing, both the character design and Stand ability looks like what Araki would've thought of

“Hey, you, what do you think you’re Duwang over there” *chew*

“Dio, you broke our cardboard cutout!” *Me, with Kakyoin being my favorite character:* *starts tearing up*

Seriously Joanne’s style is absolutely amazing. She is literally the perfect combination of Giorno and Jolyne.

I literally completely forgot that the whole reason Joseph was in part 4 was to help locate Kira but then he found stand baby Edit: nvm he came to find red hot chilli pepper

1:19 you can just tell in his voice he wants to laugh so bad.

My dad didn't watch jojo because he thought it was too weird and I thought "well it's called jojo's *bizarre* adventure not Jonathan's exciting neighborhood walk"

God I love the fact that there will probably be a Smash Mouth Stand one day.

Actually Kakyoin’s stand powers never changed. It’s a common misconception that he used his painting to attack Jotaro, when really it’s simply an artistic representation used for dramatic effect.

As a person who has never watched JoJo all I can say is “OH NO CHEESE BOY” as he gets thrown into the trash

"GH- DIO, YOU BROKE OUR CARDBOARD CUTOUT! DIO, YOU- *DIO!*" never have i seen such emotion from jotaro

Jello: Shows Kakyoin getting a hole blown through him Me, sobbing: TakE ThAT BacK yOu BETTeR TAkE ThAT BacK

Ok, all jokes aside... The way you made part 9 was Uberly well done! I lost it when "Smash Mouth" revealed itself. I feel like this was co-written by two guys, one who hates Jojo's and one who loves Jojo's.

1:02 That's really my only gripe about Jojo is that Araki doesn't do group battles that well. Especially in Part 3 and 5 where there's several protagonists and enemies, most group fights quickly devolve into 1v1s with everyone else either knocked out or "I tried using my stand ONCE and it didn't seem to work, so I guess I'll just stand here and scream for half an hour!" That's also why the White Album fight is one of my favourite fights because Giorno and Mista work together almost the entire time due to Ghiaccio hard-countering their stands.

How to make the video shorter: “DIO” “JOTARO”

"Each Character has a power called a stand" Jonathan: *Gentlemanly Sadness Sounds*

4:38 This feels accurate to how much Jojo's friends help him out in a fight.

Part 9 is gonna be starting serialization soon, and I’ll be VERY pissed if it doesn’t turn out like it does in this video

“And sometimes, they forget their powers entirely.” So basically Echoes Act 2

Dio Dio again Dio boyfriend Dio babies Dio but he’s a DINOSAUR *UNITED STATES PRESIDENT*

jokes aside, the "part 9" looks like something you will actually see in jojo. except the sponsor stand the character designs and plot seemed like something in part 4 honestly

I’m just glad he called Pannacotta “cheese boy”

Johnny Cash and Smash Mouth sound like actual stands and it shows so much dedication

Is everyone ignoring how well made the designs for the fake part 9 characters are? Seriously, the two main characters have such cute designs that fit so well with the aethestic.

I love that Joanne is a mix of Jolyne's hairstyle, Josuke's hair colour, and Giorno's both. She also has Giorno's ladybug synbol there, too. I think.

I kinda wish your part 9 was canon when Joanne was hanging off a cliff I felt that.

I like how in his other videos he exaggerates what's going on to point out absurdities, but for JoJo, he literally cannot make it weirder so he just explains what happens.

Stand name: 「Smash Mouth」 Stand user: Pierre Fauchard Backstory: Pierre (aged 23) was an aspiring dentist and oral surgeon in southern Louisiana when he manifested his stand while performing surgery on a patient, killing them accidentally in the process. Due to the misunderstanding caused by his stand, he fled from the police with the help of his stand. He lives as an outlaw in the San Jose swamps with his alligator, all star. All star enjoys French dip sandwiches. Power: B Speed: C Range: B (can control organisms within 30-40 meters) Durability: A Precision: E Potential: C Description: Smash mouth has the ability to bite an organism, and infect it with venom which causes it to grow excessive amounts of large teeth around its mouth. Pierre can choose to control the organism’s movement, and can set off an explosion inside the mouth of the organism once the teeth are fully grown. If shrapnel from the teeth get into the bloodstream of another organism, that organism can also be infected. Pierre can also remove the effects of smash mouth at will. Stand name: 「Johnny Cash」 Stand user: Butch Okaneyama Backstory: butch (aged 19) is the grandson of a famous Japanese bank robber and criminal. He and his parents moved from morioh to Los Angeles after butch was injured by a bow and arrow when he was a child. As he grew older, he adopted a life of crime, (specializing in atm and credit card scams) all from the help of his stand, Johnny cash. Butch is also an avid gambler, and enjoys playing slots and roulette. Power: A Speed: C Range: A (can sense his ability anywhere inside LA) Durability: B Precision: D Potential: E Description: Johnny cash will leave a credit card somewhere, appearing to have been dropped by a bystander. This credit card is an exact copy of butch’s credit card, and can access his bank account. Non stand users can see the card, and butch can sense its location and movement. Johnny cash can also find out the full name, physical description, and birthdate of whoever has most recently touched the card. If a person returns the card to butch, then butch can turn the card into a copy of the the persons own credit card for up to one hour. If someone uses the card to spend money or make a withdrawal at a bank or ATM, Johnny cash keeps track of all money spent, and activates the ability, prison blues. Prison blues allows Johnny cash to create a contract with whoever spent the money, forcing them to pay butch back double what they spent. Not fulfilling this contract within an hour allows Johnny cash to duplicate anything (money, goods, etc.) bought or withdrawn from Butch’s bank account to attack whoever owes him money. He can duplicate these objects anywhere, as long as they are filling something. Johnny cash yells “Hurt, Hurt, Hurt, Hurt!!!” Whenever it does a stand rush. Musical references: Smash mouth: “All Star” The lead singer of smash mouth was born in San Jose Johnny cash: “Folsom Prison Blues,” and “Hurt”

Theres one problem: Smash Mouth having mouth-related abilities makes too much sense.

Dang, i like part 9 but these designs are so good

"Each character has a special ability called stands" *cries in hamon*

At this point, the fake part 9 seems canon.

4:22 the fact that this is an actual stand in jojo

You had no business in making the character designs for the fake part 9 look so good

Fugo has more screen time in this video than he has in the entire anime.

Okuyasu not using his powers very well/much is kind of expected. But joeseph has no excuse!

3:39 Crazy how Jello’s team predicted Pink Giorno

*Jello:* i feel like im forgetting something... *Dio:* if you forgot then it probably wasn't that important. *Jello:* yeah you're right *The Pillar Men:*

"I'm okay, that bullet only hit me in the head after passing through SEVERAL D O G S"

I love how he made "Man wearing a dead animal"s stand is a musical rereference

I watched this before actually starting Jojo's so I kept wondering when these stands would appear and why all the fighting so far is done with magic breathing.

dio ...dio again *dio boyfriend* *dio babies* *DIO BUT HE’S A DINOSAUR*

Crazy how one of THE FIRST STANDS OF PART 9 IS AN ANIMAL nice prediction

This video aged pretty darn well The ad did not…

Only 3 dead dogs? Incredibly inaccurate

I love that Joanne's hair is a combo of Giorno and Jolene's hair.

This man has mastered the art of making everyone think he both hates something and absolutely loves it

3:35 *Shameless Purple Haze has entered the chat*

Jojo's thing that always happen : -bullets never worked -dog's always Dead -random yell

I love how you can clearly hear jello smirk and hold back a laugh when he says "United States President"

Jokes on you. It's 2023 and Part 9 is in Hawaii with fuckin Jo-Dio

Why was this man able to make very good scenes and concepts for part 9? The stand designs, names, music references and abilities are something Araki would do and it scares me how good this was.

The stands you came up with for “part 9” were pretty creative actually. Controlling teeth and filling things with money sounds like things Araki would actually write lol

1:12-1:20 This part was funnier in Italian: God God again Husband of God Children of God Godosaur The president of the US

You may jest, but the fact that Arkai recently answered that we will be focusing on descendant*s* in JoJolands makes this far more genius than otiignlsly anticipated

"That bullet only hit me in the head...after passing through several dogs" The new series is gonna be lit af.

Jotaro’s part is literally “disrespect women while punching the shit out of things, but progressively getting better at both”

I hate how the whole part 9 skits sound real. especially with S M A S H M O U T H

God, this video hits so much harder now that I’ve actually watched part 5. R.I.P. Cheese Boy (Fugo), they literally did kick him out of the show entirely. We only saw his stand once too.

y'know 5 years later in an alternate reality your part 9 protagonist would have been Joane... but we got JODIO

I love how this video contains no jokes because the “jokes” are actually facts edit: ok wtf I leave for five months and I’m top comment,,,, thanks guys!!

“It only hit me in the head.” Every anime.

LOL, that VRV ad had to be the best "sponsored by" content producer ad I've ever seen.

Me:goes crazy with him showing part 9 Also me:Screams because it was an advertisement

"But don't weep for cheese boi. They replace his clothes with K I C K I N G H I M O U T O F T H E S E R I E S"

I like how King Crimson skipped his own recap

3:58 that would actually be an extremely overpowered stand though- you could fill your pockets with money, or if you felt like it, just suffocate someone by flooding their lungs with coins

Just wanted to come back to this video and say this is how I truly learned about JoJo and now I'm a massive fan, so thank you. I still think of 'do not weep for cheese boy, they replace his outfit with *kicking him out of the series*' every time I see Fugo and 'Florida Man has no idea how weather works' when I see Weather Report.

Me, before watching JoJo and seeing the Kakyoin cutout dying; “oh that sucks” Me now and Kakyoin’s my favorite part 3 character; “YoU bETtEr sTOp-”

Every other JoJo: *will unleash their full power when they really need to* Josuke: *will only unleash his full power when someone makes fun of his hair*

You forgot ""Dio but he's a dinosaur" except he's not"

Friend: what’s your favourite Jojo part? Me: David Bowe murder mystery Friend: what Me: what

I love that the universal reaction to Smash Mouth is "yo that would be a really cool stand"