What if You Had EVERY STAND in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? 

Alternative title: What if Novel Kars was canon?

Gojo: “Nah I’d win” me: Za star over sticky sex experience heaven emerald hand and then a 100 other words

Magician's Red Requiem

This is just the physical form of plot armor.

6:25 the wonder of you wouldn't be even needed, bites the dust would easily take care of anyone learning your name to begin WITH

Well shit- I guess cheap trick kills me

I think a more interesting question is having every jojo stand *in one stand*. That way you can’t just take away the bad ones and have to actually find ways to work around their detrimental effects

So "Wonder of You" basically throws any bullshit the opponent uses back at the opponent. The the ultimate Uno reverse Stand.

7:07 as a single dude who has never been asked out, and literally got rejected by someone yesterday, I see this as an absolute win

Sounds fun and all until you realize that Cheap Trick, Superfly, and The Milagro Man are a thing. Also nevermind, White Snake is just dumb like that lmao.

Man stacking defensive/ automatic stands is just busted. Good luck getting past Wonder of U, Green Green Grass of Home, C-Moon, Kraftwerk, Love Train, King Crimson, Bites the Dust, White Album, Cream, The World, Chariot Requiem, Gold Experience Requiem, Green Day, and all the other bs you can throw out. Even if someone could kill you, here comes D4C and Notorious B.I.G. to ruin your day.

GER+WOU+Love Train+Cheap Trick+Bites the Dust+King Crimson+blue hawaii=the multiverse has become a hellish bethesda game where everyone is dying and respawning on top of each other and splitting infinite dimensions into infinite directions. I think.

To be fair, unless someone like Rimuru, Hajun or a literal God-like being ACTUALY comes to whip you, you basicaly become unstopable on Earth and become a demigod.

Also talking more niche stands you can just nullify all attacks coming in your direction by using green green grass of home

Use Cream to be come a void ball and then Heavens door yourself and write that you know exactly where anything is. Boom!

BUT YOU ARE STUCK IN A TRANSMISSION TOWER

Sukuna uses his Anti-Stand technique he hasnt used since the heian era against You With Every Stand

Every noble phantasm would be crazy

Building custom LEGO with harvest would be nice, finding that one piece that you know you have but have no idea where it is happens like every 10 minutes.

Use Heavens Door to reprogram Wonder of U to only activate against those with negative intentions in their pursuit of you Edit: Matter of fact use it to reprogram all the stands that are bad due to how they activate. “I can now control cheap trick” “Superfly can tell friend from foe”

I haven't even watched the video, but if you had every Stand you're just a calamity at that point. Although I'm stupid, Heaven's Door so this concept rocks. You have The Sun (actually with White Album too, you just straight up build a sauna with you as the source and have somebody run the place and make money), Cheap Trick, technically Superfly (but you may be trapped in it, you may not), Grateful Dead (you activate that and just body anybody within your vicinity so you're loving alone), Baby Face (...yeah don't use this), and the list goes on (also don't think Made in Heaven is a bane here, since you at least see what'll happen in the future).

7:37 cool sample text lol

Boy II Man+Heaven's Door first Heaven's Door writes "I will lost every game of rock paper scizor and you can beat every charecter

I would be really fucking down to come back to the requiem series btw

10:55 touhou mention, instant like

If I you had every stand one advantage you would get by accident is even if one stand is destroyed if we go by harvest rules, no damage will be don to you

Also like, is this an amalgam stand or every single stand cause like. If it's every one then anyone trying to fight you is going to get jumped by like 15+ punch rushes

As of right now i think that the power of every stand on one person is thebstringest in fiction. You basically have an answer to every kind of opponent. And yes, please do a Magicians Red Requiem video, its such an underestimated stand

The only other thing on that list I think could compete in terms of powerscaling is every negation ability. Just with the two main character negations, undead and unluck, you’re immediately unbeatable. Touch a guy, they slip on a banana peel. Not to mention they don’t even know you exist, with the power of unknown. Other than those, there’s: 1. Unjustice, reverses someone’s idea of justice, making them act against their own beliefs. 2. Unrepair, making it so that any wound you inflict won’t heal unless you die. 3. Unavoidable, making your attacks always hit. 4. Unmove, anyone you look at cannot move 5. Unchange, anything you choose will remain the same no matter the duration or infliction All of these are in the first season of the anime, and while I haven’t read the manga, I know there’s going to be more insanely busted negators out there. Like, having every negative ability means negating anything. It’s basically a more overpowered version of GER, and more, while also being literally unkillable. Edit: I didn’t even think of it until now, but “unbeatable” is a perfectly valid negation ability that could exist in the undeadXunluck canon I won’t get into the daily life perks of this, since it would honestly suck.

Literally just “Cream” and “TheWorld” is ALL you need to be unstoppable

"What would you do if you had all stands in JoJos bizzare adventures?" I would have all of the stands

2:35 Do not underestimate pickel jars, hard plastic bottles etc.

aliens come to earth to kill you "ah you can use wonder of you you can use d4c " nah i can touch em shoes and blow up their entire alien ass like kira tried to do to josuke

magician's red requiem video would be fi- epic but I also love your buffing stands videos you used to do

Other combinations. Strength/Wheel of Fortune + High Priestess. Heavy Weather + Catch the Rainbow 20th Century Boy + Love Deluxe.

Kraftwerk + Killer Queen alone just lets anything become a high velocity explosive projectile

Having wonder of U would be a nightmare if you ever want someone to approach you, it'll activate against them. You could try and remove wonder with white snake but that might count as pursuit and have calamity activate on white snake. It's one problematic stand you could never get rid of

Ignoring special abilities just having like 1-2 hundred ghosts you can control at once that can beat the shit out of anything with force would be absolutely insane. If the world can pick up and carry a road roller then you could be able to pick up and move several buildings all at once. Hell just pick up your house with them and fly around with it. Stands can float right? I don’t remember

Yo, a video on Magicians Red Requiem would be sick! I'd honestly love to see more from that Requiem series in general.

lol I was gonna ask if you'd ever do a vid on how powerful the composite JoJo villain (or JoFoe) would be, but I guess this would go beyond that

Just write in your self “will get hired “ 2:00

I would just occasionally stop time, slap my friends, laugh a bit and than time would go on again. Would be the funniest prank of all time(literally of all time).

your voice sounds like someone trying to give a presentation while knowing and not knowing what they are talking about W video

You can have all the Quirks from MHA, and a Saibaman can still probably one-shot you.

3:57 sounds like he was about to say something else

The ability to instantly take apart like..your car with Harvest, fix the issue and immediately repair it with crazy diamond. or like swap out computer parts, clean your pc or console, take apart a desk or a bed because you're moving house... all to then immediately and perfectly repair it is a godlike ability.

I feel like that if you would have all the stands they would evolve into some multiverse level being and it would basicaly turn you into doctor manhatan with the world overheaven so you could do everything everywhere all at once but you would probably not give a shit about anything

Not only wonder of u,but also having love train(infinite luck and any attacks from you are lethal). Ball breker, tusk act 4 and go beyond can bypass any defense, the world and star platinum can stop time,GER make you imortal,SCR make the oponent soul attack himself if he tries to attack you,cream desintegrate matter, Hanged man ignores defense and you can do anything to hurt it. Its just too much

Milagro Man + White snake is an Infinite money glitch

the sun plus the one that makes you old would be an amazing combo

I came here with expections of clever uses of stand combos, and was met with the rambling of a man saying stuff on top of stuff

you'd turn life into a living video with all abilities to rewind, stop, and skip into the future

I feel like he forgot Green, Green grass of home can negate any attack or enemy trying to rush up on you, it infinitely shrinks anything that gets near you that the stand or user sees as a threat, and it’s automatic, not to mention the stand is semi sentient

Having every stands and losing against fate is pretty funny ngl

If I was able to have all stands IRL I would want people to be able to see it. Just imagine someone confronts you and you summon hundreds of gostly figures with different colors, heights, body shapes.

Kaleb next video can you make about Man in the mirror? I personally just finished watching golden wind yesterday and thought he was such a underrated and cool stand 😊

And don’t forget that…. Only stand users can see stands. So you almost always have the element of surprise going for you in any given fight

I just imagine summoning an army of buff ghosts at any inconvenience

I dare you to do a video on my character who has a stand-like ability in my setting that has a stand-like power system, I have a short story mostly complete and I can give explanations on how the power system works.

A big one I think in terms of just pure control is jailhouse lock, that stand is insane for fights, you have way to many abilities for an opponent to remember

You're forgetting bohemian rap city. "oh I have to fight toaa? No I don't, cc goku already killed him" "Oh I have to fight cc goku? Good thing 3812 is here to defend me because I wrote that he's my best friend" ...ect

The power simply of every single stand. Would make anyone a force of massive proportions! Plus with all of these Bad Stands in disc form can’t you just use heavens door to rewrite how the stands work?

ok thank god this is a different video than the giorno one, i literally thought i was going insane.

to answer the question very succinctly, and yeah, the video points this out too: with all the stands, you would most likely just use like 2 or 3 stands among your repertoire and ignore the rest. maybe try to delete the self harming ones first once you shoot yourself with the super mega requiem arrow or something i guess and then fate will genuinely be your slave at that point. me personally, i think i would just use Harvest a lot so i can be the laziest person in the world.

Somethings I'm thinking about Say somehow someone manages to get past WoU, past ger, past everything and gets a killing attack on you, if you use d4c to transfer to a new body would every other stand transfer as well? Could you write on yourself with heavens door "I will never age" basically making you immortal or "I know how to use every stand I have to its fullest potential" or let's say we are in a base universe like sbr, can we write "I know the location of every corpse part" and if you get every part to activate love train will it's ability change based on the stand you have activated when you use love train, like d4c: LT created a small pocket dimension FV could hide in which redirected misfortune, if you activated LT with say Star plat would any attack that lands on you freeze in time without SP actually stopping time or with king crimson would any attack skip time and skip through you without you actually getting hit or even WoU Would activating love train increase the potency of calamity to where even the thought of pursuing you make the person instantly die, also I'm guessing you could do this with heavens door but let's say you write "I can infinitely stop time with the world and star platinum and resume time whenever I want "then if they somehow get past WoU and calamity you just infinitely stop time and take like 4 hours just cutting their limbs off and closing the wounds so they don't die then when you resume time they just fall becoming a nugget

2:19 why was that so relatable tho😭😭

I grew up with Kalebs videos ngl 😭

All you need wonder of u and Heaven's Door because you can write in them can't attack you without pursuing you

Upon being endowed with all stands you immediately turn into metal because you are outside the structure of Superfly.

You think Cheap Trick and that other stand that looks like it would become friends and he would convince Cheap Trick to stop or something?

Vampire Hunter D takes on all stands and STANDS on business💯💀 He’s taking them down

scary monster + golden expirit(life hability) + d4c + bad company + limpbliksquit = an entire army

As someone who works in maintenance dismantling stuff dumb quick would be the best.

and even if you manage to die with all the stands, notorious BIG will appear.

Bro I’m gonna send the entire sun on Antarctica, best April fools joke.

The perfect defense (wonder of U) The perfect offence (The Hand) And plenty of fun

You should've mentioned the Green baby's stand, Green, green, grass of home. Underrated asf imo and comboed with WoU means that their intent to pursue can be insanely powerful but they still can't reach you which is kinda funny considering they'd still get hit by calamity.

White Snake makes Milagro Man pretty good, you could generate money and then deposit it while it's deactivated. Or ynow, Cream plus any remote ability like Sheer Heart Attack.

What about Anubis? When someone picks up Anubis, they become its new stand user just like how Rohan became Cheap Trick's stand user, so when you become the user of all stands, you are immediately possessed by Anubis. You don't have the time to remove it with white snake if you had no free will in the first place. Counterpoint 1: If I remember correctly (its been a while), Anubis was loyal to its original user, the creator of the sword, so if you are Anubis' original user, it does not possess you. Counterpoint 2: White Snake is sentient. As we saw with that one time another sentient stand disobeyed its user's command, when Sex Pistols stole a sandwich after Mista explicitly told them not to, White Snake may be able to do the same against Anubis' command not to remove it. Yet again, my memory is not 100% reliable on how that situation with the sandwich went, and I am not about to find and rewatch the episode for stupid youtube comment. Conclusion: The question of what you can do with every stand depends on whether Anubis is loyal or not or on whether white snake is capable of disobeying Anubis. Side Note: Also, what about that one time where Pucci threw a stand disc into a frog and it immediately exploded. I wouldn't want to have that stand, White Snake or not. Though, I suppose that poses the question of how the hell Pucci managed to steal or even find that stand in the first place.

3:15 d4c will keep you in the same coords as the base world...

You know, my favorite stand is pearl jam. I respect the guy who just says "I'm gonna use my incredible ability to just make the best food i can :]

Batman's gunna need a lot of prep time for this one.

So basically what if I had the omnitrix from Ben 10 but with stands instead of aliens.

Every stand ever just gives you the plot armor of a isekei protag ALSO Bohemian Rapsody. If including non cannon TWOH

If I were to synergize GER and WoU, I would have the ability be like: Every time the enemy makes a conscious decision to pursue me, whatever action they took would undo to before they did it. and THEN some calamity would occur to them.

You basically have domain over everything, you become totally invincible, unless you can’t use release the full stand library at once

I was gonna say Soft and Wet Go Beyond would easily be able to negate Wonder of U's calamity ability, but guess what, you also have SW Go Beyond. It would just be straight up broke, as you said lovecraftian eldritch being levels of broke.

List of stand combinations I can think of. 1. Echoes act 3 and Green Day 2. Love deluxe and killer queen first bomb 3. Harvest carrying bastet 4. Killer queens first bomb with sxx pistols 5. Justice and Harvest 6. Crazy diamond with Anubis sword 7. Silver chariot with soft machine 8. The sun stand and grateful dead 9. White-snake sleep power and death 13 10. Foo fighters and aqua necklace or Geb 11. The lock and civil war 12. Aqua necklace and Clash 13. Stone free and Echoes act 2 14. Wheel of fortune and Crazy diamond 15. Yellow temperance and magicians red or white album 16.Kraft works and Diver down. the release energy part 17. Weather report and catch the rainbow 🌈 18. The lovers and purple haze 19. Tattoo you or Mandom with Highway to heck (the worst stand) (even cheap trick) 20. Star platinum and tusk act 2-4 21. D4c and super fly 22. Hierophant green and yo yo ma (for puppet control reasons) no one will deflect the emerald splash with acid mosquitoes! 23. Talking mouth and little feet with the lovers 24. C-moon and planet waves 25. Geb or weather report and hanged man 26. Heavens door and moody blues Any ideas?

You only really need a good stand for phytokinesis, Pearl Jam and Heaven's Door (in case you don't know how to properly cook) to be set for life

If you had gold experience and black sabbath (assuming black sabbath/you also had the arrow), you could make as many stand users abilities as you want. Which means you have all types of stands possible, which just may be broken enough to make characters like dante, superman, dr doom, Kratos, etc look weak in comparison

Theres also love train dragging every good fortune towards you

If there is any singlar character from anime that can no diff someone with all stands it’ll probably be bobobobobo - but that’s genuinely kinda unfair since he’s debatably one of the strongest fictional characters ever made. You gotta pull someone like the scarlet king to handle him.

You could write on yourself with heavens door that you can teleport anywhere and you also have wonder of u and your set.

Hamon with hermit purple alone to extend your life and virility is insane and add the ability to control literally every direction of time you’re busted to hell

So basicly: if heavens door writes:"i have every existing stand" you will become the one and only, kars

Well you know there is a stand that's literally immortal even if the user dies. aka Notorious B.I.G so even if I where to die with every stand the world would still have to deal with notorious big XD

Man like I had the idea and like if you have all of it you're become op like araki make stands broken and logical.

just dont get forgotten

stand rush with 1 stand is all ready alotbut nows theres so much more

You forget pearl Jam for Utility (probably didint forget but i love that stand and cooking is easy if you dont plan on making a 5 Star course) Also like Nice and all but how do they Stack against kirby? 😂