So This is Basically Kingdom Hearts 

I, Ray Chase, hereby grant you my character's title: The Master of Masters. 👏🎊CONGRATULATIONS!🎊

and then theres aqua that actully good female character that matters to the plot that isnt sora

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 And that she is more important than Kairi and actually has a personality……

@@RandoPassingBy yep you are correct sir

There’s only Xion though. Unless you’re referring to Namine?

@@Gemnist98 Namine apparently was made from Sora's body and soul so yeah she is technically a Sora too lol

KH3RM: Where is Sora?

KHCHI/UC: _...where is my security blanket..._

@@leoleo4469 he dead!

I thought I was they only one who noticed that I'm like where the fuck is Leon or cloud or yuffie

KHXU: where is my wallet

@Kayvee If you look into your heart, you'll understand the truth. Don't give into the Bees, Kayvee. Join us, jooooin usssssss

@Kayvee become a BEEkeeper, yaayy!!!

Haha. You said *”bee!”*

@Kayvee Become a beekeeper

@@jtplays193bee-come a beekeeper

The Goofy you know is gone

The very thought of Goofy betraying sora and friends is so absurd that it's hilarious lol.

God the name is so KH, if you tell me thats a upcoming character, I’d believe it.

The goofy you know is gone...

@@ltxansta3327 IM FOYGOOX

Anytime Donald decided to open his mouth they should've had a skip Donald's dialogue button

No seriously, I hope Square took a note from the new Ducktales.

Subtitles removed critical hit on Donald

Seriously donald’s voice was so annoying. Did he ever say anything important that was vital to the story?

Every time I watch Duck Tales Donald makes me turn on subs.

I would have named the Heartless "the Heartseekers" instead. And then the Heartless name would have gone to what are now the Nobodies.

Don't forget the beings named after a word meaning not being knowledgeable, created by the dude who is absolutely knowledgeable. (I'm talking about the Unversed)

Logic

I just got that joke thank you! XD

Shouldn't the Heartless be called the Nobodies and the Nobodies be called the Heartless? Just makes more sense

It'd make for a great subplot. Imagine facing goofy as a boss.

@@firefrostpeacemaker YOUL GET WHAT YOU HEYUCKING DESERVE!!!

@@AquaFan1998 🤣🤣

@@AquaFan1998 “WILL GOODY SAY A SWEAR?! LET GOOFY SWEAR!!!!! ‘Fyuck’” Only true chads get the reference

RTGame Miitopia like-

For real? (I got stuck on alice in wonderland and never finished the game)

@@Smellytots Sorta; the line is "It's Riku! They put bugs in him!" and the context is that this takes place in a digitization of Jiminy's Journal; Data Sora says this about the personification of the Journal taking the form of Data Riku. Maleficent is putting virus bugs into him to corrupt him since her goal at the time is to take over the digital worlds and probe for information about the Book of Prophecies.

​@@Smellytots It's from Re:Coded, and the line is sora saying "It's Riku! They put bugs in him!" It is one of the funniest lines to come out of the series, and it's even funnier that it's meant as a serious line, the game plays it completely straight.

That moment when you come back to a video to see someone has made a similar comment that you did, but you got 4 likes and they got almost 300.. sad moments

@@NyxiousYTit be like that sometimes

ACCURATE.

at what point did you think disney movies had charm?

@@boingboingerson1649 Disney and charm? I think you're breaking the laws of balance here buddy.

No.....the Levels atleast have some of the Original Voice Actors. The Live Action Movies are worse.

@@boingboingerson1649 when they were original. Doing the exact same movie, but only changing the least amount possible to make it make sense(for instance, having Will Smith sing Robin Williams's "Friend like me", which was written with Williams talents and personality in mind, instead of having Smith sing his own version. Oh, and then they put Smith's version in the credits) is just aggravating and a waste of potential. Maleficent is the only one that actually is good, because it doesn't tell the exact same story, and therefore has a reason to exist beyond catering to the "cartoons are for children" crowd.

I guess you don't play KH till level 99

@@ShockCometComments Actually, i've never even touched the 90's in any of my games with KH. Never felt the need to :P

That's why he's the villian

Truee

Fuckin. Always.

Others can hold the keyblade, but not much else

@@thejumpboy1185 but he actually used it is the thing

@@Joy_Boy_Bobo not really. He only threw it. The keyblade is (kinda? Kingdom Hearts fails to explain this itself) sentient and can act on its own. All Mario did was chuck the thing

kirby does though

@@Whodjathink explain kirby then

Yo red Pikachu

I was more impressed with the Donald impression

I mean, it's ProZD voicing Goofy. He's like, _the_ Goofy voice if we discount the official one.

Ohh.. I thought he said "Pengu".

I though he said thank you. Which was hilarious 😆 but wrong

I thought he said "y-goof". It's like Goofy, but backwards.

Ludo: * Playing charades in the corner. *

* humming moth sounds *

Armrest is purple

Bitch needs to get over herself and work on that sequal

when he said that I spat out my fucking soup and had to clean my screen but it was ok because it's SO fucking true

KHCoded: A boy program learns how to be hurt. KH358/2: A boy gets a job, but then quits. KHBirth: Three sheltered youngsters get used. KH3D: Two boys sleep through their test. KH0.2: A girl almost makes it home, but gets shoved through the wrong door. KH3: A boy gets everybody home, but gets kicked out of his reality.

He said the name of the song!!!!!

@@MrAuthor3DS Nice sumary

DDD: ??????

KH3. Boy travels around the least amount of large but empty worlds yet, accomplishes nothing then back end does everything last minute

Well he’s not wrong. Donald gets knocked out and rendered useless in like 10 SECONDS!!!

Something that always confuses me is that everyone else's Donald can't heal, but mine always will while I'm midway through casting Curaga

@@Dat_DekuBoi It's mostly to do with the higher difficulties as Donald doesn't get the best HP pool in the late game. Also doesn't help that he is soft on the defense side as well, he is the healer/mage after all

ZETTAFLAAAAAAARRE

@@xenocross6597 Bro please no, you're giving me Vietnam style flashbacks doing that shit

It's actually not. You see, that bit with Goofy/Foygoox? That's main character/main plot development, and by god, we CANNOT have that in a Disney world. AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL FILLER PLOTS ONLY, NO ITEMS, FINAL DESTINATION.

Nyzer also Kermit the frog is a main character and therefore would never be bad

Lmao I thought it was a spoiler

Wait, so it’s NOT canon?

The best parody is one that almost perfectly imitates the real thing

On the bright side Donald doesn't die every two seconds in the 3rd game. On the down side pretty much all the world's have us as observers and not as involved as we used to be.

mystery gamer he’s unconscious could be because you forcing a Mage to be a Tank and he doesn’t have the greatest defense or strength.

I beefed up my Donald because of that. You have to put the right abilities on each.

@@HupCapNinja I'm assuming you were trying to respond to me but no, I didn't have him trying to tank anything. I messed with his settings as best I could but he still gets his ass kicked. Even after dumping a ton of Defense boosts and giving him items that boost defense everything wipes the floor with him. KH3 Donald however, you have more customization options and his AI doesn't get caught in a stupid healing loop.

Zettaflare

Ah yes, a fellow man of culture.

I loved that sketch

"Sounds vaguely inappropriate...." "I WANT HER TO STEP ON ME!" "That is definitely inappropriate."

Christian is gay

@@ArcNine9Angel *sobbing* “Aqua got Norted….”

Riku! I mean Donald!

He has a thing for him. Let's admit that

They on all that yaoi shit

Make sense, he's based on cloud(nomura really like characters with no dick...or with a big closet)

@@ratwiththepizza539 I think he just views Riku as a brother. Pretty sure Sora has a thing for Kairi, especially if you look at the end of KH3 and Remind.

Isn't that from re:coded..? Because it's referring to digital bugs if I recall correctly.....?? I'm not sure I think I blocked that game from my memory, I didn't even play it, just watched the cutscenes lmao

@@AkumaDayo the line is about riku lol and it was recoded

@@greatestever4568 lmao that's exactly as I thought

And here I was thinking it was a continuation of the "bees" joke. Good god, looking in on this series is like watching a dozen train wrecks all happening at once, then finding out that some of the train wrecks happened at different times, and that each wreck had some sort of intricate causal connection to all the others.

@@IBeforeAExceptAfterK So the Polar Express crashed into the Orient Express, while the Owl Express was crashing into him from the side. Also, Phantom Express had already crashed into the Polar Express. Oh, also Chicken Express is here, somewhere

'No one is being coerced, do not question.'

Let’s eat some ice cream, we are best friends.

It's only in 1 game and technically in dream world but not actually dream worlds

"Technically in dream world but not actually dream world" tells us exactly what the writing is like.

...that was a banjo...

@@MrCrowley2474 yes, but a miniature banjo is also a ukulele. Or a kazooie, idk.

@@E4439Qv5 *Spiral Mountain intensifies*

Kermit: "Yeah, it sure was a crazy situation! Of course I come from the swamps of Louisiana and I've played a banjo all my life, so me playing a ukelele isn't so weird."

That’s a banjo you uncultured swine

not pictured: Namine and Xion.

@@appalachiabrauchfrau well yeah, they're the kai-recolors

man I’m dead

Okay, but think about this : -Roxas is a clone of Ventus -Vanitas is a clone of Sora So... Vanitas and Roxas are clones, and Sora really has nothing to do with the matter except that Sora made Vanitas look the way he is- Oh so dear creator, VENTUS 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 CLONE!

@@MegaBluecrest i see what you've done there look like a sansational punchline.

*eyes Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix*

the first time i played KH2 final mix i didnt understand how drive forms worked, so i didnt get dodge roll untill thE ROXAS FIGHT

@@JustinMAuraWielder I had to think about that for a moment, but yeah.

I never got dodging in my playthrough of KH2 final mix since I always stuck to valor form

@@Oreboat Understandable, I honestly really liked Valor form but to be honest I never really used any of the forms outside of leveling them up

i think thats the saddest part here since it sounds almost believable in kingdom hearts despite being hyperbole. unless jello just leaked info on kingdom hearts 3 plot...

you know for a fact that can happen and the explanation might be as stupid.

Honestly i just want another great track by Yoko Shimomura tho that's the only guarantee thing in KH now a days.

"What a digital dummy!"

This was so accurate

*_A’hyuck_*

well they seem to have northed aqua everything is possible now

We first heard it here peep! Remind me in February 😂😂

It fits right into the game honestly.

👌👌👌

I mean... X marks the spot, and magic is all symbolism. The real question is did Xehanort put the x in his own name so he could track himself across time, and also does he get a migraine from the feedback loop of pinging himself?

@@Xahnel Yes which is why he's always carrying around that bottle of excedrin, which also conveniently has an x in the name

@@Xahnel DONT TRY TO VALIDATE THE ASTONISHINGLY LAZY WRITING!!

Wow that is lazy writing

@@Jackbarrany hey man, magic be magic, you can make it do anything you like. Names have always held power in magic ideas. Symbology has always held power. That's why the blood of virgins and a demon's true name as such cliches. The blood symbolizes innocence and the violation of it. The name symbolizes knowledge and the control knowledge grants. Japanese as a language is highly symbolic in nature. You can see this idea in much better peices of media, like Spirited Away, where the witch steals portions of people's names to forcibly take control over them. The nobodies are renamed by Xemnas to symbolize the birth of a new being, the point of commonality that binds the team, his control over that new being, and more directly, as a secret method of magical control. The shirt mark is just an expansion on that idea. Sora would have never accepted being renamed so that this magic symbol is a part of his very being, so Xehanort did the next best thing, and snuck it on to his person in a way that no one would notice: by taking of everyone's weird fashion choices.

Donald Glover Voice: God Like

Goofy Voice: Oh hey ProZD, fancy seeing you here again

Funniest part of the video 😂 cried just a little bit

I laughed so much I am actually literally insane now... This is real

We all know Donalds greatest enemy is the english language

It makes me want a one hour version of Donald freaking out

You won't win Foygoox! We'll just swap out Donald's normal VO for Don Cheadle!

Yes.

@@TheAdventStudio Was about to say this.

Ansem, Keeper of Bees and Bexes make Queen Bee Xeanort

It's a reference to how the first game initially gave the impression that Sora was the only one, based on Aerith, Yuffie and Squall's explanation. Then billions of others show up with time.

If you want to know my true identity, find my shadow again in the Keyblade Graveyard world that never was.

No, she comes in red and amnesia, period.

Poor sadness, she never had a chance

What’s sadness?

tragedy fodder. It was either her or mr.Memorized

You forgot kawaii

- A bunch of Zelda game releases and a bunch of Mario games

Three evangelion movies

@@Zeldafan1ify thats normal, 13 fucking years

All the FNAF games.

Infinity War, Incredibles 2...

Nope

I want it too

yes

notice that donald turns into your kind at the end. -le gasp- SOCKS ARE TAKING OVER

Tw1stStr!pe FBI would like to know your location

Kingdom Hearts: half the characters are Sora, the other half are Xehanort!

Sounds so much how square enix would handle the plot, it felt legit

If Jello actually calls it..... I'll eat a pair of tims

Danny Caracciolo Dude, no! Not the Timbs...

YES THE TIMBS.... I"LL EAT THE FUCKING TIMBS IF JELLO ACtUALLY CALLS IT

Joseph G It’s not Kingdom Hearts without ass-pull plot twists.

disney worlds in a nutshell

WAIT IT WAS OPTIONAL!?!?

@@thatbluegamet he means plottwise. U cant skip the area to progress the game, but the world itself doesnt contribute to the story.(personally i hates it so i actually hope they had made it optional lol)

@@amimiami82 nope, you just never have to go there at all in addition, you also don't need to visit space paranoids for the second time either

I skipped half the cutscenes in that worldmi got so tired of it

The video was uploaded like 2 minutes ago how did you...?

@@twinkiesmaster69 magic

@@twinkiesmaster69 Darkness

There is, it's called "Fanbase Backlash"

there's an award LVL 100 SPEED

JelloApocalypse You should become a writer for Disney.

I've missed you too DAD!

I love the effort u put in

JelloApocalypse You’re a genius. This is genius. 😂🤣

Can't wait to see the scene animated in KH3

Kermit? What about Donald XD That’s beyond perfect

@@harrymillar4193 your right

It hurts me that this is true

Sayains had to train to become Super Saiyans. The whole keyblade issue was just shitty writing.

Oh? Tell me all about how hard Goten and Trunks trained. Or Cabba or any of the Universe 6 Saiyan's? Tell me all about it.

XD

Crash's Underwear at least Hyper Healing exists

XD ditto. So many on that on kh1...

He broke me at Bees

I laughed so hard at that that I couldn't breathe.

Same. Just same. I couldn't not.

Turner B Everyone is a Jedi. No exceptions

like vermin, you only see them after they've infested that area

Everyone is a Jedi, some just turn evil

or super saiyans

Like Kryptonians!

That son of a duck never cast the heal.

For me it was always goofy who was useless for me :,)

roslin lucky Goofy’s really good as an item mule. He doesn’t do much damage but if you build him right he’s a fucking tank.

Jcolefan658 Donald was always useless for me XD

I all ways gave him ethers and normal potions in kingdom hearts 1 like 2 potions and everything else was ethers just because he would all ways die and could use cura in fact I would rarely ever use items so I all ways gave them to goofy and Donald, 3 battles later your entire fucking stock is gone and that's with only using items in emergencies

Darkness Movie

Darry darkness benson

Indeed ... And they make a superbly delicious edible existence ... I love Honey of Darkness ...

"Because Darkness doesn't care what humans think is impossible" could be the tagline for Kingdom Hearts

and now playing “I believe in a thing called love” by The Bees

Except when it doesn't

TheApoke *Foygoox

I prefer the Donald voice myself. 😆😆

They're on to us!!

i keep coming back for the amazing cover of simple and clean

ProZD the GOAT

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yKgBhxWMTGM.html

Jonatc87 r/woosh

Cover :v mah dude not the actual song xD even tho it's very good

I need Jello's cover in my life, the exact one in the vid

Omfg it's slimecicle I can't believe it

Please no, my heart couldn't take Donald or Goofy being corrupted like that

Kermit boss battle confirmed

Until you say anything remotely bad about Xion

Its because ProZD already made fun of KH on his channel so its Kino Forgetting the fact how much the fandom would totally be down for the idea of having a Goofy subplot that involved him taking a greater investment in wanting to stop the organization if they've corrupted his son Max. The absurdity of it would be spectacular.

it's prozd, what'd you expect

Wake me Hyuk inside!

I like prozd

Who else is better for the part?

In KH2 it was removed and replaced as an action command. So it doesn't really exist in KH2. In KH2 Final Mix they added a new form called Limit Form. It basically swapped you to the KH1 character and gave you abilities that suited that style. The ability you got from leveling up that form was Dodge Roll, so in KH2FM you get Dodge Roll. If you never played Final Mix, that is why you haven't been able to unlock that ability in KH2.

He did share it in the comments. I would love to hear prozd say it.

@@Zilong09 Oh, thanks! I just didn't scroll down far enough. I agree though, it'd be pretty great to hear him actually read it

Digital Daydreams Foygox

SOMETHING SOMETHING X-BLADE

Something something X-Blade, something something Darkness.

Eeeeeey, ButterBuns!!! I would say I'm surprised, but........ it's Kingdom Hearts X,,,,,,,D You love it just as much as I do

Hey buns, are you a beekeeper

Okay I believe you

I really don't like the combat in BBS

OH MY GOD IT’S BUNS

"Vote Ah Muzen Cab for president, 2020"

Bees, my god.

Become a beekeeper

It's hip to fuck bees- Joel's dad

Bees within bees await you

Explain to me something: NOTE I HAVE NEVER PLAYED KH Can only the keyblade wielders physically hold the keyblade or can anyone?

Kirby*

@@Zyborggian Well Kirby doesn't use the actual keyblade, he uses some light projection in the shape of a keyblade

I know

True

3:44 * Millions die in a pointless war * *Me* : that sucks * Goofy removes subtitles from Donald * *Me* : _This is worse than the Holocaust, Malaria and Peodos combined and needs to be banned by the U.N. now_

Mr. Kingdom Hearts, I don't feel so good.

Gotta give him potions first for that to make any difference. Never give Donald potions.

I skinned my knee, I must use a hi-potion

I Swear Donald Uses The Potions On Nothing.

I never allow party members to use items. Same with Tales of games.

There are options to change Donald's actions in the menu. I never knew until a megafan showed me it like 10 years after starting to play the games.

Because its kingdom hearts

Because kingdom hearts. Duh

Because everything i KH makes a disturbing amount of sense. As in, no sense.

That's not how sense works... Usually if something makes sense, you don't have to question why it makes sense... Hence the whole point of sense.... Sense sense sense...

It’s because it allows for him to something something x-blade

i agree, he's so full of character

Jester Jaded Donald wasn't that bad in KH2. Until I started Proud mode. Good fucking god that unconscious duck is full of character is should be criminal.

Me too

Neat bit of trivia, Donald doesn't start unconscious, it's not until the cutscene ends and combat becomes a possibility that Donald becomes the amazing character we all know.

Ikr

I think there's one extra O in the name, but it's still hilarious

His name is officially Gooofy now.

I think he added the extra o so nobody would think he was, little did he know I was actually a Heartless

Mr. Misfit honestly they would pull that kind of crap

Goofy actually being a Nobody all along, and Sora getting PTSD from it, is a plot twist I would actually expect from Nomura at this point.

IKR!!!

Subtitles: "Wait, you're going to what?" _[bee removes subtitles]_ Donald: whfkansvxlskvfowsoehruiehwja ncbjskdgqifhls!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao

*RIKU!* wait I mean *DONALD!!!*

When do you deal with cards in xc?

Everyone are muppets Except sora donald and goofy, Sora wants to be friends with everyone, donald dies, goofy is terrified because he grabbed someone and the sock came off to reveal a black hooded hand

I know right?! :o

I think it’d be a really cool concept lol

Imagine it was Happytime murder instead of the Muppets

Heh! Gayyyyyyyy

I thought he said thank you

/(ò.ó)┛彡┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻（╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\

@@genesysmartinez6946 nope

@@genesysmartinez6946 how

Well fuck

@@Messiah.Complex Oh shit did I spoil that for you? Idk if everyone's seen the trailer.

And his husband DR. BEES !!!

But he'll never be ROYAL!

I mean he has dominion over all things bees, so yeah

Actually there are thirteen queen bees and Vanitas is effectively a reincarnation of one of them.

Congratulations

But who did his voice? I don't see the credit in the credits.

He got the voice so perfect

It's really good

It's better than the original XD

3:49

XDDDDDD I DIED

"Xemnas came by and replaced my body with a digital double..."

Mr. Magolor Guy I knew it!!

Jorge J. Davila "He turned the real me into a Heartless, thus creating my Nobody...."

@@lucianluine7356 "...Simple and clean is the WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL TONIGHT...!"

@@crystalnae3122 (bees fly in sora's mouth)

You know I bet if kermit told sora to trust the darkness.. I mean bees he would instantly join the dark side

become a BEEKEEPERRR

@@althea7181 you can have all this power and more!!! YaAaAAAaAAaAY!!!

@@waffleboy419 why i read that in kermit's voice lmao

@@althea7181 beats me

This is gold.

Nailed it

Dude.... you just spoiled KH III for me. Now I have to return my preorder XD

AND PEOPLE SAID THE PLOT MADE NO SENSE

KHX plot: A bunch of furries start a war and get thousands of children slaughtered. Also Not Roxas is also there.