(Some of) The Best of Ali Siddiq - Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Ali Siddiq explains why no one goes to jail after drinking a margarita, wonders why so many white men fall of their roofs and recalls one of his daughter’s swim meets.
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@mrrodriguez2947 4 года назад

"How I get here?" "YOU DRANK A PITCHER OF HENNESSY!!" 😂😂💀

@Chaechaos 4 года назад

Ain't nothing good coming from that 😂😂

@mrrodriguez2947 4 года назад

@@Chaechaos not at all😂

@TWillTheCreative 4 года назад

Cause anyone with sense know ain’t nothing good coming from that pitcher 😂😂

@SU-mf2fp 4 года назад

“Dan the Lion” 😂🤣😭🤣

@Adrienne.Michelle91 Год назад

@@Chaechaos not one bit

@bigtubb 4 года назад

"I just told yall cuz I cant tell my friends" lol.....

@AiNEntertainment101 Год назад

...thank you - was looking for this comment. :D

@safealaswas2001 4 года назад

This guy is so underrated in the stand up comedy world 🌍

@sleezonino5118 4 года назад

Hellaa underrated

@TheGail123456789 4 года назад

Get at Bobby Sumner @BET

@YaBoySheeny 4 года назад

Cause he started so late. Not enough practice at writing material enough like a factory machine. Had he been doing this longer man he'd be a legend of our era.

@YaBoySheeny 4 года назад

But there will be more of him cause comedy central know

@johnlewis8934 4 года назад

Exactly

@galaxy-od6ux 4 года назад

Been waiting for this, MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS PEOPLE😅

@candiedwards974 4 года назад

galaxy 2020, Awe Snap!! Mexican’s got on 🥾! I know what that means 🏃🏻‍♀️

@MsMookalate 4 года назад

Right.👢👢👢👢👢

@guillermoromero8041 3 года назад

Mexican got on boots.... so what Mexicans got on boots. I’m the same, always gonna be the same, Mexicans got on damn boots.

@shiestysean 4 года назад

I like this special he did. He’s been in prison so he came back and did a show. Made em laugh and show them there’s something good you can do after all that

@ejwillison2001 2 года назад

100%, one thing so many of those dudes just dont have anymore is hope for their own life. this dude comes in and shows them that even a 15year sentence doesnt have to be the end of your life, youve just gotta get out and work hard for it. that little spark of hope is SO important for them to actually be rehabilitated instead of just traumatized imo

@shukriebenzlab3488 2 года назад

@@ejwillison2001 well said human much #RESPECT

@multifandomz8221 3 года назад

"Tim look! Red chested robins" IM DYINGG THIS DUDE IS HILARIOUS AND THIS IS EXACCTLY HOW MY TOWN ACTS

@travionkemp9996 3 года назад

Facts

@istdochallesegal3427 4 года назад

"My flower game is real weak" - IDK but that I think that cracked me up way more than it should have

@Protectobot 4 года назад

I haven't finished watching this clip yet but I think I know what that joke means already, and it's already funny 😂

@emilyzini6078 4 года назад

“Ted ass is off the roof again... Go ask the Mexicans cause they ain’t never off the roof” They got them boots on 😂

@momoni368 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

@jopinscott1777 Год назад

Mexicans wearing boots previously meant something entirely different to Ali!😂😂😂

@VidaFBaby1 3 месяца назад

🤣🤣🤣

@shaamya 3 года назад

Hahahah!!! This is so true!!! I moved to Maine and they got me all pleasant, feeding chickadees and gardening: smiling at lilac trees, grinning about the smell of the ocean. #imfromEnglewood #blackwomaninmaine

@leesajoy3234 2 года назад

Im from Lynwood! 😂😂😂

@iMsOiNsO 2 года назад

Lmao I don’t think I’ve ever in my life heard someone represent Maine….😂😂😂😂 but then again that’s probably the last state on my list to visit 😭🤣

@safello 2 года назад

I can listen to this guy just tell stories all day.. such a talent

@jtsh 4 года назад

Ali is on the level of funny where even the way he sets up the joke can make you laugh.

@Native-Kitty 3 года назад

Dear Netflix, give Ali a special already!

@faithmcnamee8256 4 года назад

hell yes one of my all time favorite comedians

@Protectobot 4 года назад

I loved his 'this cannot be happening' special about shrooms lol

@SpecialBeam 4 года назад

The trail mix comment in that last story is extra funny because earlier in the special, he went on a whole rant about how white people LOVE trail mix lol. Ali Siddiq is just too good.

@Protectobot 4 года назад

BLECCCH! I KNEW I was not a typical white guy cos I hate mayo but now trail mix too?! I don't like nuts mixed with raisins: too many textures and flavors confuse my taste buds and extra-crunchy food hurts my otherwise-invincible teeth 😂

@julavaughs1137 4 года назад

@@Protectobot greetings from Barbados. 😀

@ractacsquad 4 года назад

@@Protectobot We in this together bro. I am blackity black and I love mayo and trail mix 😎

@travionkemp9996 3 года назад

Yea that was a great set up

@avosmash2121 10 месяцев назад

Basic white girl here. I HATE trail mix- but look those yogurt raisin or nut things that get in there are the best.

@hlengiwechamane4132 3 года назад

"400 white people. They're protesting!" 🤣🤣🤣

@VangoghC5C 2 года назад

My man is hilarious. No clue how he flys under the radar. He should get way more love than he does. Mad Love and respectl

@Lenslows 2 года назад

Cause he stays low key like chapele he doesn’t go on podcasts that much and if does they are low key podcasts but almost everyone comedian knows him he’s among the top comedians rn been selling out shows since like 7 years ago

@leonphelps6929 4 года назад

Netflix need to quit playing with him and Andrew Shultz

@kennygwalk5328 4 года назад

Akash Singh, Karlous Miller, Tony Baker, Teddy Ray. So much good content they're overlooking

@johnlewis8934 4 года назад

I think they really are doing their own thing tbh. Netflix has reached out to Andrew and he kinda turned them down

@carolyntalbot947 4 года назад

This man is doing the Lord's work, with comedy. R E S P E C T 👏👏👏

@erinerin561 2 года назад

Love this dude! Give Ali a Netflix special! So dang funny 🤣🤣🤣

@aj9809 4 года назад

He gets so close to taking a sip of that water then puts it down

@jayr7960 4 года назад

Only the best comics relate

@dayloz9683 4 года назад

One thing, this man can tell a story.

@jrichie3799 2 года назад

"Dan da lion" lives in my head rent free

@VxV631 4 года назад

I love how delightful his neighbors are xD so lovely hearing people be surprised at how nice people are xD

@AngelNightmarex 4 года назад

I love Ali's comedy so much.

@Sirenity01 Год назад

I like how chill he is lol it’s like we smokin tellin funny ass stories😂n the way he says Dandelions😭😭😭

@jakerracharles3383 2 года назад

I like the fact that you took the time for those who are incarcerated . Big ups!

@jbeta4948 3 года назад

"I just told y'all cause I couldn't tell my friends." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mongrel_97 4 года назад

one of the most talented dudes in modern time!

@paulntulumbwa5264 4 года назад

"i just told yall cause i cant tell my friends".. LMFAO!!!!!!

@jayr7960 4 года назад

The honesty is beyond truth

@TheBrennivin 3 года назад

Give this man a Couple of Netflix specials! Open it up for the masses

@nonkululekosishi8314 4 года назад

I can't get over this man❤ His delivery is everything!!

@cinormak 4 года назад

"You got the wrong shoes on daawg."

@candiedwards974 4 года назад

Combo Breaker, Mexican’s got boots 🥾 on!!!

@rogerwilliams4742 4 года назад

Up there in some old wingtips.

@ladybugleelee3215 Год назад

Luv this guy, he is the best story teller and absolutely hilarious! Plus he uses real experiences, very underrated

@khandi720 Год назад

This man needs to be given his 💐! So brilliant and so underrated. EVERYTHING he says be having me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rlee1231 4 года назад

I didn't even realize he was in a prison at first. Bless his heart. Glad he went there. Still making people laugh and feel good.

@stefanniacamero7945 3 года назад

I genuinely have never laughed so damn hard in my life 🙏🏽 best comedian!!!!!

@Lethargiccharge 4 года назад

YES, ALI CRUSHESSSSS IT!!!!

@Tejah 3 года назад

Lol the red-chested robins with trail mix is my fav. These pleasantries workin on me.

@ekdaufin1485 4 года назад

2 million views are mine alone. 🤣

@wen6519 4 года назад

came right away as soon as I read "Ali". didn't even check the last name until it buffered 😂

@roclee8138 4 года назад

"I open the door...400 WHITE PEOPLE" LMAO !!!!!!!

@rogerwilliams4742 4 года назад

😲😲😲

@ImJustEBaby 4 года назад

THEY PROTESTING! 😂😂😂

@ractacsquad 4 года назад

He was shooketh

@TripleXGames 2 года назад

This dude has such an interesting storytelling voice, could literally talk about anything

@CaptJackPal 3 года назад

“Hey welcome to the projects.. welcome to hell.” 🤣😂

@TADSS123 4 года назад

*All* of Ali’s material is Ali’s best material

@mars6272 2 года назад

I truly am in love! Nothing like a man who thinks he's funny... AND IS!

@katbrax8622 4 года назад

Tim look! Red Chested Robins!🤣🤣🌼

@Bbone616 3 года назад

😂🤣😂🤣😂

@till5871 3 года назад

That's just wholesome and I like it. I love that about stand up. You can listen to someone describing their weirdest drug trip in one session, and the next one is dandelions and rare chested rabbits. Delightful

@millicentharrison88 4 года назад

That last clip cracked me up. 😂😂😂

@baseballconnoisseur5726 4 года назад

This is the content we love 🤙🏼

@reneegravely1104 Год назад

This brother is awesome, he's funny intelligent and handsome .I believe he has a beautiful career ahead of him.

@HetLedie 4 года назад

I love the way he says dandelions

@joerivera6011 4 года назад

Great story teller!🤣

@lupo3694 2 года назад

"That's it. I tell y'all cause I can't tell my friends." Gold

@tommygarson8592 4 года назад

Where has Ali been this whole time man. Top notch comedy

@calixtetayoro5719 2 года назад

... in prison

@John-ub4dw 4 года назад

This dude so smooth if he was about to murder you he would say a cold line and make you smirk right before you meet your maker

@feliciawilliams5720 2 года назад

😂😂😏👏🏾

@ellieburson3177 3 года назад

truly this man has a lovely smile i know that is not the point but he has. such a lovely smile

@chinmaychouthai5132 4 года назад

Ali is the greatest comedian ever

@SadfoxGuyver 4 года назад

Google Patrice O'Neal elephant in the room . I'll wait

@KarmasIntuition 3 года назад

I got a big crush on this man it’s crazy

@fly4561 4 года назад

We love Ali!

@linuxd 4 года назад

He's so funny. Sounds like he was born in hell and made his way to heaven. Makes me so happy

@agentxp6331 3 года назад

born in the projects and now lives in the suburbs

@krowntown5821 3 года назад

Wtf. . .wait. . . what 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@linuxd 3 года назад

@@krowntown5821 born selling coke and now can buy him and him mom anything they need

@kriswallace4536 2 года назад

One of my favorites. So glad I get to see him perform twice a month. His stories are insane

@alayrabail 3 года назад

8:31-10:00 been looking for the red chested robin set foreverr😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@ramonmorris560 Год назад

about 12 years ago, I lived next door to a 3 story house which was being renovated. There were a group of Mexican guys working on the roof when one of them fell off. All of the other guys panicked and ran downstairs to see if the guy was hurt. When they got to him, he had fallen on a big pile of leaves. Dude got up, and went back to work on the roof.

@trapt29 Год назад

One of the best comedians ever

@jamesjaneau2307 4 года назад

Hey...welcome to the projects... welcome to hell!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PhantomOneOfTheFewTheProud 4 года назад

Bro is hilarious keeps me balled up laughing my ass off, i watch him Every time

@ru5ty829 3 года назад

"Tim look! Red chested robbins!" Im so fucking stoned i thought Ali broke through the 4th wall and started speaking to me

@taylorcimone6384 4 года назад

Nah that’s Dan the Lion 😂😂

@IgetzBizzI 4 года назад

"Dan Da Lion"

@sweetrena8382 2 года назад

I totally agree... He's so funny just found out last weekend. Hope he comes to Detroit.

@sincityquinn Год назад

I don’t know why I never heard of him until yesterday.

@tayleermugar Год назад

He a legend to me already because of his heart 👏🏾🏆

@edwinkirkland8856 3 года назад

A funny and underrated dude period

@WeekendBuilt 4 года назад

Gotta be the best out right now. There’s not one set that’s ever been less than stellar.

@danieloleary6879 Год назад

Listen to you tonight brought a smile and laughter thanks 🙏 really needed that tonight

@carlae5615 4 года назад

Love this comedian.

@ValentineS97 2 года назад

he needs a netflix special ASAP 😂

@threella8integrity845 2 года назад

Ali Siddiq is ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL😅😂🤣😆😁 He gives me LIFE‼️‼️ Fearlessly F-U-N-N-Y. He needs to be in MOVIES, on TELEVISION SHOWS. GREAT STORYTELLER 🔥🤩🔥🤩🔥🤩🔥🤩🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@christophershanklin112 3 года назад

“That’s it l,That’s the end of the story”😂😂😂

@Zadamski 3 года назад

Showing love to brother Ali in 2021

@rbeatzremixs2018 Год назад

4:43 the guy without glasses :)) He knows about them roofs :))))

@christopherglover3829 2 года назад

The wall bit is GENIUS!!

@michaelmiller3102 4 года назад

Ali Sadiq for president 🇧🇸🔥🔥🔥 2020

@oprahwilliams8752 3 года назад

If he ever gets a special I'll get netflix!

@brandim 2 года назад

🤣 my shoe came off. I love it. I get it 💯

@gpmbae1 2 года назад

Ali is a legend. Funniest comedian today!!!

@ginacherebin1106 Год назад

I'm inlove.😂 Continued Blessings King. The world needs your brand of laughter

@natashakhan1453 Год назад

He needs to be in a bunch of movies. With major actor/actresses. Tyler Perry please believe. I would love to be a writer for that show/movie.

@lorraineclacy87 8 месяцев назад

I LOVE this man! I will follow him everywhere

@murderboys1 4 года назад

A pitcher of Hennessy 😂😂😂😂

@williamjackson3186 Год назад

Love you man I washed your show at first I didn't know but then I watch you you the truth you tell the truth funny guy the funniest people tell the truth thank you man

@DreadedLad88 4 года назад

I dont know why... but i feel like he used to write jokes for Kevin Hart.

@MrTheTomahawk 4 года назад

probably feels like it cuz of his cadence

@DreadedLad88 4 года назад

@@MrTheTomahawk and because I know he was associated with Kevin Hart before his name got out into the public

@mariaacostarizzo7623 4 месяца назад

Love this guy. Reminds me of talking to my brother ❤

@caliden3785 4 года назад

Brilliant

@steelman774 4 года назад

“The Dandelions are in Bloooom!” 👀

@oprahwilliams8752 3 года назад

The dandelion's are in bloom.... I had to pause laugh and play.

@ractacsquad 4 года назад

He is in my top 5 favorite comedians easy

@ripples07able 5 месяцев назад

I’ll see you in Minneapolis. I can’t wait!

@BigGamer9211 4 года назад

I think Tim took you on a date Siddiq. White people smooth like dat.

@jayr7960 4 года назад

Lmao you aint never lied. Ive seen instances where they dont say much but make u comfortable. Makes u see they thinking bout sum but also making u feel relaxed.

@ru5ty829 3 года назад

As a fellow white Tim, I can confirm the other Tim did indeed take him on a date.