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Some Scots can't say "purple burglar alarm" 

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Комментарии : 11 тыс.   
@michaelbullen3104
@michaelbullen3104 3 года назад
i love how confused yet simultaneously pissed he looks near the tail end
@jameswolf5513
@jameswolf5513 3 года назад
You no longer have 69. I apologize.
@michaelbullen3104
@michaelbullen3104 3 года назад
@@jameswolf5513 it’s fine homie almost every comment someone says “DON’T RUIN IT, IT’S AT 69!” to, usually ends up going over that amount anyway
@eatyourcereal4747
@eatyourcereal4747 3 года назад
@@jameswolf5513 eat our cereal
@zacmumblethunder7466
@zacmumblethunder7466 3 года назад
Yeah, then it goes quiet until the likes reach 665.
@eatyourcereal4747
@eatyourcereal4747 3 года назад
@@zacmumblethunder7466 you forgot 419
@lukeo5908
@lukeo5908 2 года назад
It’s like watching a man repeatedly trying to walk through a glass door
@Kurama420
@Kurama420 2 года назад
Which one is heavier? A kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of steel? *Visually having an existential crisis*
@itseskyy4859
@itseskyy4859 2 года назад
None is heavier because they both 1 Kilogram
@FreezCa69
@FreezCa69 2 года назад
@@itseskyy4859 well hello there Sherlock
@christiaanprinsloo8951
@christiaanprinsloo8951 2 года назад
@@itseskyy4859 no steel is heavier than feathers
@Lailamoreno16
@Lailamoreno16 2 года назад
@@christiaanprinsloo8951 no because if there’s one kilogram worth of steel and one kilogram worth of feathers they have the same weight but different masses it’s actually pretty simple
@mrwindupbird101
@mrwindupbird101 Год назад
Becoming self aware of your own accent or dialect is always a bit of a shock
@hwile
@hwile Год назад
Have you seen "Aaron earned an iron urn"?
@grandmabiscuits
@grandmabiscuits 10 месяцев назад
i’m weird in that i don’t have one, because i have like seven. i’m constantly switching between different ones and fucking combining mashing them all up and it’s just. not really any one thing ever.
@nitroxylictv
@nitroxylictv 5 месяцев назад
​@@grandmabiscuits Are you American? Most Texans and southerners talk with a "public" voice where they tense their throats up to mitigate the southern accent, but when they relax their entire face, tongue and throat they talk with a pretty damn strong southern accent.
@TheAutisticFrog
@TheAutisticFrog 5 месяцев назад
@@nitroxylictvhuh.
@TheAutisticFrog
@TheAutisticFrog 5 месяцев назад
@@nitroxylictvim texan and feel like i sound generally “usamerican”
@cameronphenix2096
@cameronphenix2096 Год назад
He nails it once, and could've ended it there, but he gets cocky and tries for it again and fails more than before. A true Scotsman
@TheSacredCowtipper88
@TheSacredCowtipper88 Год назад
There are, in fact, no true Scotsmans.
@poudink5791
@poudink5791 Год назад
sorry, but there are no true Scotsmen
@cosmoreverb3943
@cosmoreverb3943 Год назад
​@@poudink5791That's not what a true Scotsman would say
@th3unmaker
@th3unmaker Год назад
@@poudink5791 I thought it was "there are no true Scotsmen phallus' ". Or something.
@majorramsay55
@majorramsay55 Год назад
He definitely did not nail anything 😂
@fergin4979
@fergin4979 3 года назад
I like how he gets closer and closer, then after his best attempt it goes downhill fast
@CFret-tl4oj
@CFret-tl4oj 3 года назад
he actually gets pretty close and it devolves into him repeating “boggle”
@ds8995
@ds8995 3 года назад
I think it's more the fact his best attempt he stripped the accent back a bit. Got confident and tried it in his full accent again only to fail miserably. I'm Scottish and I feel his pain, I can only say it in an English accent 😂😂
@danielf2695
@danielf2695 3 года назад
@@VeganSemihCyprus33 fuck the ecosystem
@William-Morey-Baker
@William-Morey-Baker 3 года назад
@@danielf2695 ... you are the reason we cant have nice things... more like Daniel F Off
@danielf2695
@danielf2695 3 года назад
@@William-Morey-Baker Yes
@trishial8212
@trishial8212 2 года назад
I love how you can pinpoint the moment he realizes that he is the "some scottish people"
@ailaaaishapath9823
@ailaaaishapath9823 2 года назад
i also love how you can pinpoint the moment when your comment is recycled thrash just like your life
@99Cheops99
@99Cheops99 2 года назад
@@ailaaaishapath9823 careful you might cut yourself on that edge
@this_is_patrick
@this_is_patrick 2 года назад
@@ailaaaishapath9823 Man, you can't even troll people properly, f-ck outta here with that sh-tty bait lmao.
@diasteroid
@diasteroid 2 года назад
*sam scosh peel
@dawidek4267
@dawidek4267 2 года назад
@@99Cheops99 no u
@theraven3607
@theraven3607 Год назад
If I ever win the lottery, I am sending a purple burglar alarm to every household in Scotland. They'll try to make it the talk of the town but they won't succeed!
@decsxx
@decsxx 3 месяца назад
this is way too fucking good
@highonheroin5352
@highonheroin5352 5 дней назад
That second sentence is actually hilarious
@PoletBally
@PoletBally 11 месяцев назад
They call them violet intruder notifiers instead.
@HermeticWorlds
@HermeticWorlds Месяц назад
Indigo thief alert
@der_peevmeister
@der_peevmeister 3 года назад
“How did you defeat the Scots in the war, grandpa?” “Purple burglar alarms….”
@Azubi_Meatball4349
@Azubi_Meatball4349 3 года назад
Why are there no comments here
@Inshabael.
@Inshabael. 3 года назад
@@Azubi_Meatball4349 Too much power
@Lime-rr6zf
@Lime-rr6zf 3 года назад
@@Azubi_Meatball4349 They couldn't handle the truth.
@deb-1558
@deb-1558 3 года назад
Brilliant 👏😂
@jameswatsonatheistgamer
@jameswatsonatheistgamer 3 года назад
The battle of purple burglar alarm.
@succ3861
@succ3861 2 года назад
His face when he just accepted the fact that he couldn't pronounce burglar.
@yellobanana6456
@yellobanana6456 2 года назад
“Bodgl”
@greatspaceadventure
@greatspaceadventure 2 года назад
@@yellobanana6456 It's that the alveolar L sound at the end of burglar sticks to the same sound in the L of alarm, like glued together, ha.
@The_Conqueeftador
@The_Conqueeftador 2 года назад
His face is him realizing he keeps saying purple bugger alarm. 🤣
@drrd4127
@drrd4127 2 года назад
We can pronounce burglar. Just can't pronounce purple burglar alarm together, for some reason in a Scottish accent this is a tongue twister.
@RomanDiaries
@RomanDiaries 2 года назад
Popple bodglal alahm
@ct6852
@ct6852 Год назад
When the earbuds come out you know it's getting serious.
@nirupampratapgiri1348
@nirupampratapgiri1348 23 дня назад
😂😂
@cheeezs
@cheeezs Год назад
this man was gobsmacked, dazzled and flabbergasted all at the same time
@kittyri.l3y
@kittyri.l3y 5 месяцев назад
why did i see hero from omori in your pfp
@df4196
@df4196 3 года назад
I love how Limmy takes out his earphones to hear himself mess it up
@tytaanis
@tytaanis 3 года назад
That's the way.
@Saiku
@Saiku 3 года назад
It's the other way around, having those kind of headphones in makes you hear your own voice echo even more in your head, thus making it harder to speak because you hear your own voice echo more. Taking them out makes it easier to speak without your own voice distracting yourself. However, he still could barely say it.
@meatbleed
@meatbleed 3 года назад
He might've been able to hear himself through them. Or having his ears plugged messed with his head lol
@primethread
@primethread 3 года назад
He removed them to get rid of the sidetone actually. He was hearing himself too much.
@universalrandomizer405
@universalrandomizer405 2 года назад
He can't believe his ears!!
@mericet39
@mericet39 2 года назад
That is why, in Scotland, burglar alarms come in all colours except purple.
@BilllB
@BilllB 2 года назад
And teracota!
@whirrrl
@whirrrl 2 года назад
can they say black burglar alarm though?
@suwako2422
@suwako2422 2 года назад
My favorite is royal purple burglar alarm
@MiguelXisto1
@MiguelXisto1 2 года назад
Hahaha
@brinicole2999
@brinicole2999 2 года назад
😂😂
@RegisTraiter
@RegisTraiter 11 месяцев назад
"Say "purple"" "Pobble" "Close enough. Say "burglar"" "Boggler" "Hm. Say "alarm"" "Orram" "Fine. Now, say "Purple burglar alarm"" *INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCOTTISH NOISES*
@balo720
@balo720 Месяц назад
that is how we say it in scotland
@balo720
@balo720 Месяц назад
especially in glesca
@Wampa842
@Wampa842 Год назад
I call this "Unfettered Enthusiasm Meets a Merciless Reality"
@theelementalscientist6631
@theelementalscientist6631 3 года назад
The look of confusion on his face after the 2nd try is priceless
@MrClickity
@MrClickity 3 года назад
"What the hell is happening here? Am I having a stroke?"
@oleanderkazzy_
@oleanderkazzy_ 3 года назад
1k likes in 3 days never done before
@CarlosRios1
@CarlosRios1 3 года назад
When someone tells him feathers are heavier than steel
@sophie_arkenstone1484
@sophie_arkenstone1484 3 года назад
Lmao! He really looked like he thought he was gonna get it!
@GenericYTFan
@GenericYTFan 3 года назад
He was like huhhhhhh
@mellowyellow360
@mellowyellow360 2 года назад
When he realized that his accent is heavier than steel.
@unsubfrommeplease5527
@unsubfrommeplease5527 2 года назад
@fraser.... what
@islandhopper7614
@islandhopper7614 2 года назад
@fraser */blink\*
@Zargabaath
@Zargabaath 2 года назад
@fraser Not if they're both a kilogram.
@anak5880
@anak5880 2 года назад
@@islandhopper7614 I don't get it... */face of extreme confusion and sadness*
@gutstallion
@gutstallion 2 года назад
You mean "schteil is hæviyer þan faýthers"?
@Got_No_Chutzpah
@Got_No_Chutzpah 7 месяцев назад
Every few months, I am recommended this video. I watch it over and over, then forget about it till the day the algorithm decides it's time for me to return.
@yasininn76
@yasininn76 2 месяца назад
It's a mathematical constant in the universal continuum, the true form of order and stability. It always comes back, one way or the other.
@chickenbawqueyt
@chickenbawqueyt 6 месяцев назад
"em some scottish people canesee pople boclelarm pople boclelarm *confused* pople boclelarm *pulls out earbuds* pople baglar alarm pople boclelalar-- bodcle bogle pople baglar bo--"
@plotsky_
@plotsky_ 3 года назад
"Em the some scottish people that can't say puplbuglealam" *realizes he's scottish*
@gillymac9363
@gillymac9363 2 года назад
Uber lol
@9usuck0
@9usuck0 2 года назад
5k isn't enough likes for this comment.
@vive335
@vive335 2 года назад
Puppy eagle alarm 🚨
@xXIDanIZz
@xXIDanIZz 2 года назад
Underrated comment is underrated
@definity_j0rd4n
@definity_j0rd4n 2 года назад
'Llandrindod' how tf am I supposed to say this place? Landing dog?
@tolowokere
@tolowokere 2 года назад
The fact that he's actually shocked is what does it for me.
@angel_withaflamethrower
@angel_withaflamethrower 2 года назад
Hi
@tolowokere
@tolowokere 2 года назад
@@angel_withaflamethrower Hello.
@ComicalCoconutOfficial
@ComicalCoconutOfficial 2 года назад
What’s weird to me is I’d think he’s say it, might be gibberish to other people, but he’d be fine with it bc he’s scottish. Idk
@JoeRoganTheBald
@JoeRoganTheBald 2 года назад
It’s Yegor from cod mw
@010io
@010io 2 года назад
Sounds like a Turkish 🤣🤣🤣
@BigJiggly
@BigJiggly Год назад
Congrats to the man for working to overcome his disability, I simply couldn’t imagine the horrors of being Scottish.
@theoldcavalier7451
@theoldcavalier7451 5 месяцев назад
Truly a fate worse than death
@Demonomania87
@Demonomania87 9 месяцев назад
Scots.exe has encountered an error and has stopped responding.
@robbiel8677
@robbiel8677 3 года назад
An english guy once told me that we scottish people sounded like pigeons to him and I never got it... now I do.
@BlaecOleander
@BlaecOleander 3 года назад
Noooo 😭
@BlaecOleander
@BlaecOleander 3 года назад
I didn't get it at first and so I replayed it and now I can never unhear this
@BeaverIAB
@BeaverIAB 3 года назад
As an Englishman, I don't understand what he was on about.
@phodd
@phodd 3 года назад
Scotland is a place whaur doos coo an' coos moo.
@blockrock44
@blockrock44 3 года назад
What kind of pigeons do you all have there in England??? Doesn't sound like a pigeon at all to me.
@erfho8y
@erfho8y 3 года назад
How he actually takes out his earpieces to hear himself more clearly, priceless.
@codydinsen1375
@codydinsen1375 2 года назад
Ears are so funny....
@trisha9165
@trisha9165 2 года назад
takes em out then licks his lips like that's going to help lol
@LeHunkyDory
@LeHunkyDory 2 года назад
But have you tried turning down the radio to see/read the side-streets better..? 😅
@JassZoigel
@JassZoigel 2 года назад
@@LeHunkyDory uh that totally work because friday, friday
@dungeonmaster6292
@dungeonmaster6292 2 года назад
@@LeHunkyDory you only have limited cognition. So everything that detracts from one sense causes other senses to compensate, i.e. struggle
@Honeykarthika
@Honeykarthika Год назад
Imagine 5 scotsmen trying to say the same together.
@Wolverinejackman
@Wolverinejackman 11 месяцев назад
It'd probably sound like the Kazakh reporter diesel engine
@mr.duckie._.
@mr.duckie._. 10 месяцев назад
subtitles: n, the some scoish that cana see popul bo(d)gan alam popul boglala lam popul bo(d)glala lom *takes earphones out* popul borglar alam popul boglar ala- bodgulm- bodgulum- *puts on earphones* phophle bodglam-
@SirAsdf
@SirAsdf Год назад
You can hear his own throat start to strangle him.
@fonzylopez5806
@fonzylopez5806 3 года назад
that moment a man becomes aware of a crippling disability he never knew he had.
@idot3331
@idot3331 3 года назад
A rare condition found in only 0.06% of the world's population. Being Scottish.
@wanderlustwarrior
@wanderlustwarrior 3 года назад
I thought he already knew he was Scottish!
@FinleyZero
@FinleyZero 3 года назад
Reminds me of that streamer who realized he was starting to go bald during a livestream.
@thesaviorofsouls5210
@thesaviorofsouls5210 3 года назад
"Im retarded?"
@thepenguin9
@thepenguin9 3 года назад
@@FinleyZero who?
@jennahinckley8216
@jennahinckley8216 3 года назад
This has the same energy as that “Aaron earned an iron urn” Baltimore accent test
@RonWolfHowl
@RonWolfHowl 3 года назад
*ERNERNANERNERN*
@RonWolfHowl
@RonWolfHowl 3 года назад
Thank you so much for sharing this
@koyyle
@koyyle 3 года назад
Yo we had someone say that in our class and they legit said errerrneherrrern
@rystat
@rystat 3 года назад
“Shit we really talk like that?”
@golazo
@golazo 3 года назад
Ah the world famous Baltimore accent
@Plethorality
@Plethorality Год назад
Thank you for the joy you bring to the world.
@dadofgio
@dadofgio Год назад
Nobody: Scots: Porprborgrorrorm
@TrevDawgRS
@TrevDawgRS 3 года назад
I love how his reaction is like he just realized what scottish people sound like to others
@rogerfurlong1535
@rogerfurlong1535 3 года назад
Love from Canada to you guys, we take a lot of sh*t for our accent from the Murrakins. I swear I've never said aboot in my f-ing life hahaha
@AmandaFromWisconsin
@AmandaFromWisconsin 3 года назад
@@rogerfurlong1535 You don't think you do, but you do.
@rogerfurlong1535
@rogerfurlong1535 3 года назад
@@AmandaFromWisconsin If you are from Wisonsin, you guys are the aboot kings haha
@CountingStars333
@CountingStars333 3 года назад
@@rogerfurlong1535 you have an accent?
@jagmannenarbrand8373
@jagmannenarbrand8373 3 года назад
@@rogerfurlong1535 You guys say aboot all the time. You just cant hear it lol. Americans exaggerate the Canadian way to say it but you guys still say it lmao.
@systempatcher
@systempatcher 2 года назад
His face becoming more and more hopelessly defeated is absolutely hysterical
@Wickedsight
@Wickedsight 2 года назад
Inside voice going: I don't get it.
@jetnipatteeravithayapinyo2468
@jetnipatteeravithayapinyo2468 2 года назад
William wallace died for this.
@pawnshot
@pawnshot 2 года назад
Same kind of face whilst trying to understand that a kilogram of steel doesn't weight more than a kilogram of feathers
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 2 года назад
...*sad Enya song begins out there, somewhere
@luckillease8907
@luckillease8907 2 года назад
I hate you
@Lemonator32
@Lemonator32 Год назад
It was at this moment Limmy realized he's Scottish.
@huntercool2232
@huntercool2232 6 месяцев назад
I love how he just realizes he can’t say it as if he heard about how other Scots can’t say it, but just immediately assumed he could and never tested it until now. 💀💀
@SomeRandomJackAss
@SomeRandomJackAss 3 года назад
“Turns out, I’m one of them.” - Limmy
@pushies5
@pushies5 2 года назад
Hi
@reno2146
@reno2146 2 года назад
@@pushies5 Hello
@Steampunksaly
@Steampunksaly 2 года назад
As a Scot myself I just buy a strong lock
@AV57
@AV57 2 года назад
I thought you guys just ran around the hills with Claymores when invaded.
@dustsans9859
@dustsans9859 2 года назад
AV 57 wait ain't this what talibans do
@jamesrodgers3132
@jamesrodgers3132 2 года назад
Cheaper I suppose
@malindarayallen
@malindarayallen 2 года назад
What color? 💜?
@AV57
@AV57 2 года назад
@@dustsans9859, you’re thinking of a different kind of claymore.
@bubdubs5294
@bubdubs5294 Месяц назад
Windswept Robert sends his regards
@jobowisheshewasnomo4171
@jobowisheshewasnomo4171 Год назад
i like that he thought the earbuds were the problem.
@mathmurdock
@mathmurdock 2 года назад
The absolute horror washing over him as he realizes his design limitations is what makes this video.
@hughmoore3251
@hughmoore3251 2 года назад
👍Thumbs up for the phrase "... his design limitations..." 🤣
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 2 года назад
I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am RU-vid's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear natt
@leowolastname2250
@leowolastname2250 2 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku alpha this, beta that, you beta get alpha there and get some bitches
@lucid6531
@lucid6531 2 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku everyone knows the true grindset is the sigma grustle, you are truly crinky crongemas
@pharoahcaraboo9610
@pharoahcaraboo9610 2 года назад
'HIS DESIGN LIMITATIONS'
@neilomac
@neilomac 2 года назад
That’s why we call them ‘lilac thief sirens’ up here.
@hobisdimples94
@hobisdimples94 2 года назад
Oh God I'm crying 😭🤣
@hobisdimples94
@hobisdimples94 2 года назад
Also that sounds like a damn good name for a band 😂
@goldenegg1063
@goldenegg1063 2 года назад
😅🤣😂👍 best comment ever 👌
@ChadKakashi
@ChadKakashi 2 года назад
Lol
@celestec74
@celestec74 2 года назад
Hahahahahaaaaa!!
@rabbitraisin
@rabbitraisin Год назад
My neighbour is Scottish (from Glasgow), I almost want to ask him to say this 😂 I can barely understand a word he says most times. I thought it was because I'm Ukrainian then I mentioned it to an English friend and he said "don't worry I can't understand him either" 🤣
@sjfrench8034
@sjfrench8034 Год назад
That reminds me of the scene in Ralph Breaks The Internet when Merida says something and Vanellope gets confused and the others are like "yeah we can't understand her she's from the other studio"
@BeatCarrier
@BeatCarrier Год назад
“Popull bogldal alomb” 💀💀
@GeoGrig
@GeoGrig 3 месяца назад
"Translate to English" apperared
@BeatCarrier
@BeatCarrier 3 месяца назад
@@GeoGrig what did it translate to
@GeoGrig
@GeoGrig 3 месяца назад
@@BeatCarrier Bogldal Alomb people
@BeatCarrier
@BeatCarrier 3 месяца назад
@@GeoGrig lmao
@Altoids101
@Altoids101 3 года назад
"Police you've got to help me my purple burglar alarm went off" "Cannae hear you"
@jasonmcdaniel345
@jasonmcdaniel345 3 года назад
Fact: You read that second sentence in the voice of Groundskeeper Willy.
@djones7492
@djones7492 3 года назад
@@jasonmcdaniel345 Fact. I did.
@zzodysseuszz
@zzodysseuszz 3 года назад
@@jasonmcdaniel345 Who the hell is that
@craighall4675
@craighall4675 3 года назад
There's been a murdare...
@hannibalburgers477
@hannibalburgers477 3 года назад
Heh, my masterpiece. What you could hear was screams of Roman levies.
@alde1611
@alde1611 2 года назад
I love how he takes out the ear plugs in hope it will make him less Scottish
@WorthlessDeadEnd
@WorthlessDeadEnd 2 года назад
Exactly. He was in such a state of disbelief that he had to hear it himself.
@neth7826
@neth7826 2 года назад
lmaooo
@thethmooteresa
@thethmooteresa 2 года назад
@Athos Aramis I second steal it ☆☆☆
@indirabella9998
@indirabella9998 2 года назад
@@thethmooteresa third steal 😂
@EmCeee411
@EmCeee411 2 года назад
@@LinhNguyen-vw2lm Is there any left for me?
@lucidmlem
@lucidmlem 3 месяца назад
0:04 Denial 0:05 Anger 0:08 Bargaining 0:15 Depression
@passenger.6996
@passenger.6996 Год назад
Thats how some of us sound in ER and doctor claims we are fine.
@alejoqc9540
@alejoqc9540 3 года назад
That's just cruel, LMAO. You can perfectly appreciate the moment when the dissonance between his perception and his actual capabilities hits him in the face.
@LordFakmorIII
@LordFakmorIII 3 года назад
Eloquently described, monsieur.
@jyotiradityasatpathy3546
@jyotiradityasatpathy3546 3 года назад
Cringe
@snkybrki
@snkybrki 3 года назад
@вбриватель надводопроводнический >mfw know what dissonance and eloquent is but had to google mfw
@roems6396
@roems6396 3 года назад
@@jyotiradityasatpathy3546 What’re you cringing at?
@Nothing_to_see_here_27.
@Nothing_to_see_here_27. 3 года назад
@@roems6396 His own life, I suppose.
@_SavageMcCabbage
@_SavageMcCabbage 3 года назад
What's he tryna say? Spit it out, son!
@wryytard
@wryytard 3 года назад
Spit et oot!
@cheesefeast
@cheesefeast 3 года назад
Purple burglar alarm
@MichaelFlanagan
@MichaelFlanagan 3 года назад
Purpule burgulylurarm
@tomer4566
@tomer4566 3 года назад
Purple Bog Roll Alarm
@TheSlodfj5
@TheSlodfj5 3 года назад
TTT... Today Junior! 😂
@louis-etiennebelangergagno5514
I love how he takes off his headphones like he's gonna hear himself better saying it
@jonathansmithCrabAuthor
@jonathansmithCrabAuthor 7 месяцев назад
Most English speakers: Purple burglar alarm Scottish people: Popple bogralom
@edmunddantes7097
@edmunddantes7097 2 года назад
I love how confident he was that he wasn’t one of those “some people”.
@ajarofmayonnaise3250
@ajarofmayonnaise3250 2 года назад
Why no comment?
@edmunddantes7097
@edmunddantes7097 2 года назад
@@ajarofmayonnaise3250 Why comment?
@victoreklofslott8093
@victoreklofslott8093 2 года назад
Ted Cruz
@jabbathehut1871
@jabbathehut1871 Год назад
Unga bungs ted bundy
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Год назад
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@chesscomsupport8689
@chesscomsupport8689 3 года назад
Moral of the story: If you're worried about Scottish burglars, make your alarm purple
@Whatisahandle93
@Whatisahandle93 3 года назад
Lol I just pictured 3 burglars stopping a heist because one couldn’t pronounce the security system he found.
@missq4724
@missq4724 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 3 года назад
Is this why barely anyone plays as Bonnie in Payday 2?
@SeanCrosser
@SeanCrosser 3 года назад
Big sign that says "The passcode is "Purple Burglar Alarm""
@barneylaurance1865
@barneylaurance1865 3 года назад
No it's an alarm for purple burglars.
@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e
@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e 22 дня назад
I'm at a bar right now, and we were talking about the Baltimore "Aaron earned an iron earn" thing, and then the dude recommended this. I fucking love it😂🤣😭💀
@rkyve9
@rkyve9 Год назад
He had the same look of defeat when he realized a kilogram of steel isn’t heavier than a kilogram of feathers
@lindaj5492
@lindaj5492 10 месяцев назад
I can remember my headteacher used to try that one on random classes: but with ‘ton’ instead of ‘kilogram’: I just kept trying to picture how much space a ton of feathers would take up. Then I’d think of that old joke about the lorry driver with a load of canaries, banging on the side to make them fly before crossing a flimsy bridge. 🤔
@EvWuzhere
@EvWuzhere 3 года назад
Its not even the whole phrase, they literally just cant say the word burglar
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage 2 года назад
Didn't sound like he got any of it, frankly. Pupple bugglam?
@Amigo21189
@Amigo21189 2 года назад
"Burglar" is fine, "alarm" is fine, but "burglar alarm" fills itself with intrusive rhotacism until it explodes.
@Mangeen
@Mangeen 2 года назад
@@8thlvlMage I think for many dialects only the Scottish can understand them clearly. I got lucky in not being raised in Scotland so I don't have a thick accent but can a) understand them better and b) claim to be Scottish.
@Roo_R8
@Roo_R8 2 года назад
Lmao I mean I'm Scottish n can say it but defo agree with 2nd comment ✌️
@Jesyx
@Jesyx 2 года назад
Pappal bagalam
@Triairius
@Triairius 2 года назад
The existential crisis creeping onto his face like "Oh god, I _am_ Scottish"
@headflap7569
@headflap7569 2 года назад
A fate worse than death
@ajarofmayonnaise3250
@ajarofmayonnaise3250 2 года назад
At least he isn’t Bri’ish.
@rica5304
@rica5304 2 года назад
@@ajarofmayonnaise3250 technically unfortunately he is, he’s just not English
@ajarofmayonnaise3250
@ajarofmayonnaise3250 2 года назад
@@rica5304 😩😩😩nooo
@rica5304
@rica5304 2 года назад
@@ajarofmayonnaise3250 happens to the best of us 😔
@esharayan140
@esharayan140 Месяц назад
This is how you identify any Scottish spy
@MaryRose1
@MaryRose1 11 месяцев назад
I'm not a Scot but watching this made me rolling on my bed laughing 🤣🤣🤣
@atroyz
@atroyz 2 года назад
This is like the twist ending to some Hitchcock film when the hero realizes he’s been Scottish the whole time but never knew it.
@MrTubularBalls
@MrTubularBalls 2 года назад
Aye!
@irregularassassin6380
@irregularassassin6380 2 года назад
A yes, I love Hitchcock's less well known masterpiece "Strangers on a Glen."
@bellebonebag8096
@bellebonebag8096 2 года назад
@RU-vid is highkey garbage LOL
@verward
@verward 2 года назад
This should be like the ending of the sixth sense: "*gasp* It's me. I've Scottish all along."
@firewall5189
@firewall5189 2 года назад
m night shyamalan taking notes furiously in the corner
@Chang0099
@Chang0099 3 года назад
if you watch closely, you can see him go through all 7 stages of grief in 15 seconds. a new world record!
@dopesickdog
@dopesickdog 3 года назад
what, for amount of stages?
@andersaskjrgensen5468
@andersaskjrgensen5468 3 года назад
acceptance wasn't reached, though
@flandyc4513
@flandyc4513 3 года назад
@@andersaskjrgensen5468 it was in in eyes in the last second he just didn't vocalize it
@Emppu_T.
@Emppu_T. 3 года назад
Grief speed run.
@inthemaking9714
@inthemaking9714 3 года назад
DABDA.. 5 but 7 is 😎
@ellittiscool
@ellittiscool 24 дня назад
This is what it’s like when suddenly your ears won’t pop
@mononoke813
@mononoke813 Месяц назад
“Purkle” - newest Crayola color coming soon
@mcash232
@mcash232 3 года назад
*Tries to say 'Purple Burglar Alarm'* *Scotsman OS*: "This application has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."
@jamespaxton6395
@jamespaxton6395 2 года назад
Lol
@mikosoft
@mikosoft 2 года назад
VoiceSynthesizer.exe has encountered an error and will be shut down.
@jackdiamond5340
@jackdiamond5340 2 года назад
This may be the funniest comment I’ve ever read
@_GhostMiner
@_GhostMiner 2 года назад
Scott is no responding
@Tennarix
@Tennarix 2 года назад
"Soundcard not detected".
@aarishbaig
@aarishbaig 3 года назад
I actually expected him to just look deadpan at the camera and say it "properly"
@jty9631
@jty9631 3 года назад
The sad thing is he did say it properly only 2 weeks before. This is just the rapid decline of age.
@UmbrellaSound
@UmbrellaSound 3 года назад
Dementia is no joking matter.
@paralox3078
@paralox3078 3 года назад
PerrPOL BerGLER uhLARM
@khanzy.
@khanzy. 3 года назад
@@paralox3078 Now say it in bri ish
@KahurangiSteez
@KahurangiSteez 3 года назад
@@khanzy. "oi gimme ur wallet"
@geezlouise420
@geezlouise420 4 месяца назад
some scots don't know which is heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers
@GangityBirdity
@GangityBirdity 4 месяца назад
This clip never gets old
@Bones_
@Bones_ 3 года назад
His reaction is like when someone finds out they’re colorblind and they start questioning their whole life
@kakalimukherjee3297
@kakalimukherjee3297 3 года назад
Lol true. Found out I'm mildly protanopic a few days ago. Disqualifies me from a lot of jobs. *Life sucks*
@reptile_loki
@reptile_loki 3 года назад
i found out i am colorblind at 12
@vincentweatherly9991
@vincentweatherly9991 3 года назад
@@reptile_loki I found out younger. Wish I never had it tho, can’t be my top 2 dream jobs
@HighAsASprite
@HighAsASprite 3 года назад
@@vincentweatherly9991 you never know I know someone who can’t see the colour red but works as a designer:)
@vincentweatherly9991
@vincentweatherly9991 3 года назад
@@HighAsASprite I want to be a train driver or fire fighter and the career fire fighting agency in my state requires colour
@pranavgaonkar8660
@pranavgaonkar8660 3 года назад
"Sire, the Scots are inbound!" "The purple burglar alarm!" "But Sire, our troops?" "Just do it!"
@RetroPillowcase
@RetroPillowcase 3 года назад
Sick reference
@pleasurepain9647
@pleasurepain9647 3 года назад
i’m hungry. give me food suggestions
@RetroPillowcase
@RetroPillowcase 3 года назад
@@pleasurepain9647 hamburger with relish instead of pickles
@abirbhattacharji9345
@abirbhattacharji9345 3 года назад
@@pleasurepain9647 chicken sammich with mayo and pieced boiled chicken between 2 slices of bread
@akiyamamio810
@akiyamamio810 3 года назад
@@pleasurepain9647 DEATH.
@richardpoynton4026
@richardpoynton4026 5 месяцев назад
This is some kind of ‘BladeRunner’ inspired test to root out Scottish people in the general population.
@themadness2007
@themadness2007 5 месяцев назад
This is a perfect example of a shibboleth
@dontwatchmydoomvideos
@dontwatchmydoomvideos 4 месяца назад
there's some scottish people that can't say purple burglar alarm limmy: kilogram of steel
@aaaaaaahhhh8055
@aaaaaaahhhh8055 2 года назад
“Poplebogle-“ :( Your Scot has ran into a problem. We’re just collecting some error info and we’ll restart for you.
@nfspbarrister5681
@nfspbarrister5681 2 года назад
😂😂😂 "Have you try to turn it off and on again?"
@Pe-S
@Pe-S 2 года назад
xD
@astronautical1060
@astronautical1060 2 года назад
I heard the goddamn Windows error sound in my head while reading this comment. That shit was hilarious.
@51SErVER
@51SErVER Год назад
Would you like to report it to Microsoft?
@G0d1iK3
@G0d1iK3 Год назад
Lmaoooo same 😂
@definitelymdt
@definitelymdt 2 года назад
Fun fact: In Scotland, most burglars wear purple to cause confusion when people try to report the burglar.
@agentsenpaiii583
@agentsenpaiii583 2 года назад
is this actually true
@definitelymdt
@definitelymdt 2 года назад
@@agentsenpaiii583 Yes because I have never been in Scotland in my whole life.
@jetrix9533
@jetrix9533 2 года назад
@@agentsenpaiii583 I don't think it is, lmao
@mayuwu4408
@mayuwu4408 2 года назад
@@agentsenpaiii583 probably not, I don't think many would specify that the burglar was purple when reporting them until they're asked what they looked like.
@agentsenpaiii583
@agentsenpaiii583 2 года назад
@@definitelymdt that doesn’t make sense
@Chasemeister101
@Chasemeister101 4 месяца назад
He may not be able to pronounce "purple burglar alarm" but at least he can safely say that a kilogram of steel is heavier than a kilogram of feathers.
@PaunchyRobot
@PaunchyRobot Год назад
Companion piece to "aaron earned an iron urn"
@dingledoodles2615
@dingledoodles2615 2 года назад
As a Scotsman i can confirm that purple burglar alarms are forbidden.
@turkishundelightful5382
@turkishundelightful5382 Год назад
You mean popleboglealarm?
@jb7363
@jb7363 Год назад
But burglar alarms in purple are negotiable
@gianni206
@gianni206 Год назад
Are you guys ok?? What’s wrong with your Rs??
@Hastur876
@Hastur876 Год назад
Even just "burglar alarm" is unpronounceable in Scottish, try it.
@C.Church
@C.Church Год назад
What about alarmists against purple burglars?
@CoreyLaddo
@CoreyLaddo 3 года назад
I'm gonna say something to you right now that I've never said to no living soul in my life: "Purple burglar alarm"
@violet4239
@violet4239 3 года назад
AAAAAAAAAY ITS THE🕴🏻MAN
@dabossbuster2405
@dabossbuster2405 3 года назад
@@violet4239 LETTIN THE DAYS GO BY
@laika6661
@laika6661 3 года назад
HERE COMES THE TWISTER
@chrxstt
@chrxstt 3 года назад
ofc you reference the man in the video
@epichuman3198
@epichuman3198 3 года назад
I didn’t think that you would be here
@umbiione
@umbiione Месяц назад
As a Scottish person I haven’t been able to speak normally since trying it.
@crow_feather
@crow_feather 3 месяца назад
If the US ever gets into a war with the Scots, we know exactly what password to use to identify their troops from our own! 🤣
@Alteori
@Alteori 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 how to get a scotsman to glitch.
@RJ-wn6cm
@RJ-wn6cm 2 года назад
hahahah
@elizabethr.110
@elizabethr.110 2 года назад
😂👏👏👏👏
@asphaltnightfury2854
@asphaltnightfury2854 2 года назад
Ha
@phoenix1782
@phoenix1782 2 года назад
LMAO
@knightman4574
@knightman4574 2 года назад
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@polokan
@polokan 2 года назад
He goes through the stages of grief so fast 0:03 Denial 0:05 Anger 0:08 Bargaining 0:12 Depression 0:16 Acceptance
@jacobgoddard9688
@jacobgoddard9688 2 года назад
XD
@a-filipov
@a-filipov 2 года назад
GOLD
@jasonwarren9279
@jasonwarren9279 2 года назад
Best comment on here.
@CATMANJess
@CATMANJess 2 года назад
Good job funny listen to him say it in slow motion lol
@ARSZLB
@ARSZLB 2 года назад
right…even though his reaction is literally unchanged for the entirety of this 17 second clip…
@Cathydavidson061
@Cathydavidson061 7 месяцев назад
Windswept Robert told me to check you out!...What a hoot, thanks for the humor!
@rohankishibeandpinkdarkboy8853
@rohankishibeandpinkdarkboy8853 3 года назад
The fact that he went in to that sentence so confidently and came out looking like he was told that a kilogramme of steel and a kilogramme of feathers were the same weight. Edit: There I fixed the sentence. I was making a joke about one of his skits and somehow you guys found a way to make a whole thesis argument about it.
@royce_beyer
@royce_beyer 3 года назад
Only when there's a kilogram of both
@buttsufancypantsu1644
@buttsufancypantsu1644 3 года назад
@@royce_beyer But look at the size of that, that's cheating!
@wrylysmiley
@wrylysmiley 3 года назад
'I bet Limmy felt so out-of-body when this happened and he started to really try and focus, wowzers. Closest thing to a RL Steel and Feathers bit, I reckon!' A comment from 4 days earlier than this
@soffiapiano
@soffiapiano 3 года назад
I have been choking with your comment 🤣
@thundermill7109
@thundermill7109 3 года назад
“But steel is heavier than feathers!” *in utter confusion* “I don’t get it.”
@adudefromtheukvideos
@adudefromtheukvideos 3 года назад
Remembering our dear friend Benny Harvey who tragically passed away choking on his own tongue as he tried to say it. RIP big man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊
@LemonPoppyMuffin
@LemonPoppyMuffin 3 года назад
R.I.P big man
@onurgules2169
@onurgules2169 3 года назад
Gone but not forgotten
@pmarconato
@pmarconato 3 года назад
RIP Benny
@cailen2010
@cailen2010 3 года назад
Miss you big man x
@adamgardiner5869
@adamgardiner5869 3 года назад
Miss u big man.
@HoMiNGHeaD
@HoMiNGHeaD Месяц назад
it's like the brain disconnects halfway through and switches to autopilot that crashes straight into a wall
@fergalosanchez7675
@fergalosanchez7675 8 месяцев назад
Taking off the earphones to really concentration is a nice touch
@Amenomihashira
@Amenomihashira 2 года назад
The confused "bubgul? Bubgul?" had me rolling.
@whynottalklikeapirat
@whynottalklikeapirat 2 года назад
I thought Bubgul was an Uruk Hai first name ...
@606films9
@606films9 2 года назад
Budgul
@whynottalklikeapirat
@whynottalklikeapirat 2 года назад
@chinese mouth man Yeah - its Hell trying to call out his name and get his attention in the din of battle though, and writing it on a christmas card is just awkward ... fun mutations aside that's probably why some stuck with just Bubgul the Butthead. However an Orc standard of travel was named after him: "4 days as the Bubgul runs" is a colloquial orc expression. Its not too far - fun mutations and all and does not exacly refer to a straight line.
@tommyb6611
@tommyb6611 2 года назад
Papal bugr all'm
@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA
@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA 2 года назад
Scottish turned into Middle Eastern in just seconds lmao
@Nial.Ramlose
@Nial.Ramlose 2 года назад
Him removing his earpieces is the same as turning down the radio in the car to find where you're going
@Alex-is8hk
@Alex-is8hk 2 года назад
That actually has to do with our brains wanting to limit the amount of information it has to process.
@Tirryna
@Tirryna 2 года назад
THIS CRACKED ME UP!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yesiyoongster1175
@yesiyoongster1175 2 года назад
😧😂😂😂
@clairet5636
@clairet5636 2 года назад
@@Alex-is8hk yeah, hard to focus with too much going on!
@Hazzard91
@Hazzard91 2 года назад
@@Alex-is8hk Yeah, I need to upgrade my RAM.
@CandideQuixote
@CandideQuixote Год назад
Yup. I’m starting a ring camera type company B.A. Burglar Alarms and they are only going to be one color.
@cqjedi707
@cqjedi707 Год назад
This is what I ask my mum to say to annoy her XD
@alien_teetaw
@alien_teetaw 2 года назад
0:03 Denial 0:05 Anger 0:10 Bargaining 0:13 Depression 0:15 Acceptance
@DivisiveSnoo
@DivisiveSnoo 2 года назад
Underrated comment
@Terra1149
@Terra1149 2 года назад
AlphaMaleNate ok
@DivisiveSnoo
@DivisiveSnoo 2 года назад
@@Terra1149 ur comment is literally a waste of bandwidth
@Terra1149
@Terra1149 2 года назад
AlphaMaleNate fool I have u n l i m i t e d b a n d w i d t h
@corneraction6765
@corneraction6765 2 года назад
@@DivisiveSnoo r/Rareinsults
@rpfcreates4476
@rpfcreates4476 2 года назад
Taking headphones out to speak more clearly has the same energy as me lowering my music in the car to see better
@johanna_na
@johanna_na Год назад
I can't breathe 😂 You just described me 😂
@Ching_Cheng_Hanji
@Ching_Cheng_Hanji Год назад
I have to wear my glasses to hear someone more clear
@stippystips9418
@stippystips9418 Год назад
@@Ching_Cheng_Hanji its prob bc we use a bit of lip reading in normal conversation, which is partly why it's harder to hear someone wearing a face mask
@Fatherlobster800
@Fatherlobster800 Год назад
And oddly enough it works
@Fillster
@Fillster Год назад
Taking the focus off one of the senses to get more focus on another
@nolbertbriceno
@nolbertbriceno 4 месяца назад
Scotsman.exe stops working.
@yourmom6472
@yourmom6472 9 месяцев назад
As I Scottish person, I was told I would get 10 dollars if I said it correctly. I managed to say it and I got the 10 bucks
@Unbound_Selrahc
@Unbound_Selrahc 2 года назад
This was a realization for him, the more he said it, the more he realized how true it was, while simultaneously figuring out just how scots sound to the rest of the world. Lol, what a journey.
@crackkillspuppies
@crackkillspuppies 2 года назад
If I ever visit Scotland, I will try to work "purple burglar alarm" into as many conversations as I can. This is both hysterical and adorable.
@dylanp2921
@dylanp2921 2 года назад
…except in a Glasgow pub after midnight, where you will be glassed for taking the piss.
@ishmaelmusgrave
@ishmaelmusgrave 2 года назад
Ohh, or buy a T-Shirt with it on...
@tambow13
@tambow13 2 года назад
its our version of saying red lorrie yellow lorrie really fast
@Killmewithfire
@Killmewithfire 2 года назад
@@tambow13 Fuck I can't say it
@JSmellerM
@JSmellerM 2 года назад
@@ishmaelmusgrave I think the T-Shirt is the best idea as it will make much more ppl try to pronounce it.
@aaronodonoghue1791
@aaronodonoghue1791 Год назад
When Scottish people want to buy a purple burglar alarm, they ask for a violet burglar alarm instead
@Rab_Cee
@Rab_Cee 9 месяцев назад
As a Scottish person i have absolutely no reason to say "purple burglar alarm" 😂😂😂
@alexreid4131
@alexreid4131 Год назад
As a Scot this was my exact same reaction when someone (English person) years ago betted me I couldn’t say “Purple Burglar Alarm”. I thought they were crazy then this same look of horror came over my my face when I realized I couldn’t do it. It was quite disturbing at the time. More disturbing writing this when I realized I could barely even spell it 🤦‍♂️
@alexreid4131
@alexreid4131 Год назад
@will s you do realize that most everything that's been invented that we use today were invented by Scots right? And no that's not Scottish patriotism. It's a statement of fact. Look it up for yourself and you'll see. Also, I've got three degrees, served as a Captain in Her Majesty's British Army for seven years and have lived in the US for 15 years now running my own businesses. So at a personal level not top of the food chain by any means but I'd argue already have achieved a modicum of "success" (whatever that means). But, I can't say "Purple Burglar Alarm" without changing my accent. That's a true statement also.
@alexreid4131
@alexreid4131 Год назад
@will s huh? What are you going on about now?
@rohana5173
@rohana5173 Год назад
@@alexreid4131 bro is on some top-tier copium
@alexreid4131
@alexreid4131 Год назад
@@rohana5173 I can't speak to that. Hopefully he learns something though. It's always good to learn something new. Seems this lad isn't too focussed on that though. Shame.
@TheSundayShooter
@TheSundayShooter Год назад
Heard a Glaswegian during a computer game online, it was such a tremendous surprise that I forgot the name _Scotland_ and blurted out Ireland instead. He responded, "Now _who_ the f**k is Irish?" Thanks for reminding me 13 years later
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