Our outdoor snowman now has a mixture of LED and incandescent lights, which kinda makes it look like somebody peed on him. And so, I wrote a song about it. Hope you enjoy "Somebody Peed on My Snowman."
(Produced entirely on a Samsung Note 9 mobile phone!)
Lyrics:
In the middle of my yard
There's a solid-frozen bard
Who sings silently through the night
But the day reveals this fellow
Has developed streaks of yellow
And it's lookin' like he's cold and isn't feeling all-white
Somebody peed on my snowman
And my number-one concern is what to do
I'd like to tell the culprit, "You're in trouble!"
For you left behind a wee bit of a clue
Somebody peed on my snowman
I can tell you that it wasn't Santa's elf
And it doesn't take a whiz to see just what the problem is
'Cause I'm pretty sure he didn't wet himself.
Now it's time to pull the stops out,
And I want to call the cops out
To investigate this mess that someone made
It was liquid, predigested
And my brother has attested
That the yellow parts don't really taste like lemonade
Somebody peed on my snowman
Went and marked their territory in the snow
I must admit, I do admire his bladder,
But the one who done it really has to go
Somebody peed on my snowman
Yes, they did the deed and then they quickly split
In the night when stars were twinkling
Someone stood beside him tinkling
But at least they didn't leave behind a sh-
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16 дек 2021
