Sonic Adventure 2 RANDOMIZER w/ Penny, Chase, and Alfred! 

Sonic: I'm shadow, the ultimate lifeform. Shadow: *@$#

Sonic: I’m Shadow the Hedgehog, the one and only Ultimate Life Form Shadow: *L I S T E N H E R E Y O U* *L I T T L E S H I T*

"Did you just mention c o c k & b a l l t o r t u r e to a customer?!" - Chase 19:39

17:52 This is Canon, sonic did a Shadow joke impression, and Shadow just said "FUCK YOU!"

I love the person in chat that immediately said _"PLEASE NOT THIS AGAIN"_ after Alfred came in to continue the Subway skit.

35:53 *Points a gun at Amy's head* ARE YOU READY FOR THE CHAO GARDEN TOUR!?

I'm obsessed with how Alfred changes his tone after being assigned the name 'Susan'

5:03 No idea why the "No, I'm a lesbian" response is so funny when it's literally just an honest response

Broke: Yoshi commits tax evasion Woke: Knuckles commits identity fraud

The subway bit was made 10x funnier by skipping through it "I would like pamesan cheese" "We're out of everything" *Furious coin throwing*

"You think you can hold me?" is Shadow's line for when he gets grabbed by a Boo. It's unused since Shadow doesn't have any stages with Boos.

24:40 "Tails has crawled into the husk of Eggman and is now controlling the body" Predicted Sonic Riders Fandub

Amy: "I'm sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog!" Penny: *"NO YOU'RE NOT"*

this is the reason every video game should include a randomizer from now on

15:35 "Have a good night sir" "FUCK YOU" "Sonic is dead"

Someone donated $10.98 which was the exact amount that the subway order costed in the starting bit

I think that the alternative title of the video should be: "Grown people argue over sandwiches as Sonic characters swear".

The entire subway bit gave me such extreme anxiety. I'm laughing but I'm also so stressed. Chase is too good of an actor lmao.

7:44-Oh my God that is perfect 8:04-Knuckles Commits Identity Theft 8:51-Subway 17:42-Shadow’s Roar 18:39-Subway 2 ft. PaperBoxHouse 25:05-Al Gore’s Awakening 29:58-Knuckles 2nd Identity Theft 31:20-The Rise of Baylee

y'all the moment penny said "I'll call the manager" I got a skype call, the bit is too powerful

not gonna lie: that subway skit was still a believable-enough situation to make me kinda anxious throughout

memphis tennessee goes to subway (asmr)

7:45 Snake Eater with the vocals isolated playing over a lone figure climbing up a tunnel is my aesthetic.

18:07 “The randomizer works perfectly!” *Rouge immediately zooms straight into space* Ah yes, exactly as intended

Sonic saying he was Shadow was actually just him mocking Shadow. "Look at me, I'm Shadow! I'm the ultimate life form! &($*@!"

17:52 Sonic: "I'm Shadow the Hedgehog, the one and only Ultimate Life Form." Shadow: "FOUND YOU, FAKER!"

14:36 Someone in chat said "this a jerma joke" I can entirely see Jerma do that same bit by himself.

The Al Gore bit was so well excecuted. I can practically imagine Chase staring at Alfred, rocking back and forth and crying, and Penny is fake smiling, like "It's just the level, it's just the level, it's just the level, it's just the level-"

"I was gonna put them... on *THE SIDE!* " sends me every single time

“I’m not Al Gore anymore. I DigiVolved. Into Mitt Romney.”

Alternative title: Sonic and friends' mental stability crumble while a Subway customer and two employees are nearly 3 sentences away from throwing hands.

"I'll just get some water." *beat* "If you say you're out of water..."

As hilarious as that Subway bit was... It REAAALLLY wasn't that far off. Especially at night which was why I lost it when she said "it's 11pm sir"

12:52 This moment filled me with so much unbridled rage because I’ve worked in the service industry for so many years that I’ve experienced this exact thing.

27:14 - Alfred was singing "Let Us Adore You" Also, 25:07 is the start of the Al Gore saga.

I imagine that Chase always speaks in *bold*

- Penny, I love your laugh - SUBWAY ADVENTURE 2: CHEESE-WAX LETTUCE - I can't believe Penny and Alfred are parents - parents of A GOD (Baylee)

*OMEGA COUNT HOW MUCH CHANGE HE USED TO PAY FOR THE LETTUCE*

The whole exchange between Penny and Chase from 3:15 to 4:02 is just hilarious and wholesome.

"I was gonna put it O N T H E S I D E" then some dude in chat just says "penny SNAPPEDcube"

Can the next dub be centered around Knuckles trying to commit identity theft?

8:32 Can we take a moment to acknowledge Knuckles the *most hot headed character that never thinks things through* DUPES tails and Eggman the two smartest characters in sonic lore!

when I look back on the Penny Archives, I think the clearly best joke of all time is when they spent nearly fucking ten minutes of acting out a customer service dispute entirely straight faced with no fucking jokes dispersed through out

I think I know why lesbian was in all caps in the closed captioning when Penny said it. It’s an acronym like GUN. She’s a soldier of the paramilitary organization known as: Legendary Elite Soldiers Battling Intergalactic Aliens of Nefariousness

24:51 the way Chase says gorilla gives me such pleasure

"CBT stands for Carrot, Bacon and Tomato" - Alfred, (2019)

35:53 "Ready for the Chao Garden tour?" while pointing your gun is raw AF

17:42 I love this part so much

My favorite exchange is: “Who’s your favorite sonic VA?” “Jason.” “Oh really? If Jason asked you on a date would you go?” “No because I’m a lesbian.”

Holy shit that entire Subway bit was so real it was visceral

i love how chase's laugh is like a polite chuckle that can evolve into a full laugh, while penny's is just full throttle all the time

I love how they gradually shifty from playing sonic adventure 2 randomized, to just roleplaying about a subway order.

The Subway bit was too real. Skip 8:42 - 15:38 and 18:29 - 24:40 for anyone else that doesn't want to relive retail hell.

THEN BAYLEE EITHER IS GOD OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE

Penny's improv anger always seems to put a smile on my face

These three have so much chaotic energy, if they stay in the same room for at least a whole week they would probably create a whole new universe in just that room.

Chase has ascended, he's Karen now.

4:15 “THE BOMBS ARE ABOUT TO GO OFF SONIC!!” *Sonic casually strikes a pose while you can see the incoming nuclear blast* 😂😂

26:21 THE PERSON IN CHAT SAYING "its so weird these are people my age" OMG💀💀

24:56 Alfred: BBY GORRILA Penny: It's baby Winston Alfred: (Silent 'nam flashback) ....now you've ruined it Penny: (Laughter) Chase: Why'd you ruin it for Alfred, Penny? Penny: I'm sorry

"My name is Miles Prower, but everybody calls me Tails!" "No! *That's no good!* You spoiled my plans!" "I'm afraid to call myself a hunter!" *sad* "ROARRR!" UPDATE: I'm laughing myself to death because of this identity theft scene. How did that go under my radar the first time?

*_After much debate on the customers eating habits, and two failed attempts to contact the store manager, the concerned yet sassy Subway employee finally complies with the bizarre wishes of the picky patron._* _"Okay, I will get you your lettuce."_ *_Clicking his tongue against the roof of his mouth, the customer stands on the opposite side of the display glass with folded arms, coldly watching as the overly inquisitive part-time handler loads 18 servings of lettuce onto the wax paper._* _"Wrap it up."_ *_He states pointedly, raising his right hand and swirling his index finger about in an exaggerated motion, before tucking his hand back into it's original placement._* *_The employee pauses, glancing up from the shredded lettuce with a befuddled expression, in complete disbelief of the increasing oddity of the customer requests._* _"You want me to_ *_wrap_* _it?"_ *_She inquires incredulously, arching an eyebrow._* _"Yes, that's what you_ *_do."_* *_The customer snaps back with equal incredulity and irritability, clearly exasperated by the pain staking process he'd suffered through in order to acquire his leafy greens._* _"Okay-"_ *_The employee concedes, quickly raising her hands in surrender before proceeding to do as asked. Still feeling his instruction was necessary, the customer continued on._* _"You wrap it in the wax paper and put it in the-"_ _"Yeah, no, no, no- nono, I got it."_ *_The unsupervised worker quickly interrupted, agitated by the customers blatant insulting of her intelligence- neatly wrapping the lettuce up in the sandwichless sandwich bag with an indignant grumble._* _"I know how to do my job, sir."_ _"Yeah, well you could have fooled me."_ *_He scoffed, glancing off to the side with a light shake of his head._* *_Sighing dejectedly, the employees shoulders sagged briefly, wondering why she even bothered before she asked the damning question._* _"Would you like any olives with that, or...?"_ _"No."_ *_The customer quickly refused, pursing his lips before turning back to the employee- staring down at the counter rather than at the young lady herself; seemingly pondering a last minute decision before finally voicing his desires in a hushed, almost guilty tone._* _"Okay, but I would like you to sprinkle some Parmesan cheese on it."_ (This is the content I subscribed for.)

So around 37:20 this video just yelled at me specifically and it terrified me

16:23 “You may be able to Grind on that pipe coming out of his mouth!” Why is sonic telling me to

35:14 her name was Baylee too at first, but the Alpha Baylee made her take the L

Why do Penny Parker and her friends keep accidentally making gods?

11:33 Chase's asshole character was so strong it made IRL Chase shitty enough to break the "yes, and" rule of improv.

Of all the randomized lines that don’t turn into a bit, for some reason “Don’t forget about Y button! Y button is important too!” has just stuck in my brain

That subway roleplay has me legitimately stressed. Perfect.

someones gotta animate the subway bit. please it had me crying

38:30 For anyone wondering, that's a spacesuit. It's a costume unlocked for multiplayer by getting A-ranks on every one of a character's stages/missions and there's one for each of the main cast.

I love how Penny immediately bursts out laughter at every line regardless if the line is funny or not

8:50 - 15:38 18:38 - 24:32 This is what the voices in my head sound like while I'm trying to sleep.

Broke: Weed Crystal Woke: Slimy Knuckles

32:50 Baylee does indeed give no fucks, she gives negative.

37:26 The fact that this is so in sync with Eggman's movements is pure comedy gold and totally in character at the same time.

I love how Penny's channel is an excuse to do long and elaborate, audio improve with friends.

Penny's laugh > oxygen ❤

31:06 is when the madness begins.

The Al Gore bit might actually be the most deranged bit I've ever seen anyone do on stream. and I say that as a Jerma viewer

This just devolved into an intense Subway RP session and I love it.

This is a 5 star representation of customer service. That was fucking hilarious, and congratulations for sticking to the joke. But the punchline should have been: "Thank you for the service, you're my favourite restaurant, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW!"

funniest thing that happened in my randomized playthrough: Tails: He was what he was... A brave and heroic hedgehog, who gave his life to save this planet... Shadow the Hedgehog Sonic: I like running better!

😭 even years later scout and penny doing the subway bit makes my stomach churn remembering working in food service jvnekgjejf shes too good at playing an entitled customer

"Welcome to my abode. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so _tilted_ at the _towers."_

31:18 Baylee is the embodiment of “Everytime you’re not running I’m coming closer”

19:47 SOMEONE DONATED $10.98 I’M FUCKING ON THE GROUNDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

the angry customer / coworker that refuses to defuse the situation bit was TOO real y'all

she was gonna put it *_o n t h e s i d e_*

37:27 If Knuckles said this i would have been brought to tears.

8:09 knuckles tries to commit identity theft

My favorite part about the Subway bit is a chat member who kept telling Penny and Chase to end the bit like that member runs the stream

24:33 My favorite part. Just live and learn blasting as he walks into the computer room.

32:56 WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW BUSTED MY LUNGS ARE

I love penny’s reaction when she heard green hill she was like Nani 36:08

35:43 Legit the best part so far!!! Sonic hears Tails' introduction on the phone, and Sonic's like: "NO! THAT'S NO GOOD!" Because we already heard it...wait...it's the Knuckles virus! Shadow recieved his "Enter your ID and Password" message on 29:57 MAN THIS RANDOMIZER IS MAKING KNUCKLES THE BAD PERSON...

Subway Part 1 starts at 8:51 Part 1 ends at 15:38 Part 2 starts at 18:39 Part 2 ends at 24:32 you're welcome cause i never could find the times for this and i love it

The Al Gore bit was literally me and my OCD XD "why do we need 40?" "AL GORE!" me: "that's stupi-" *AL GORE!!!* *resets 10 times to get 40 rings, hyperventilating*

I just love the damn subway bit!!! "We're not out of water." "Good, can I get some water in a medium sized cup?" *"Sorry, sir, we're out of those."*

8:48 I came for random shit to make me giggle. I got Memphis Tennessee ordering Subway from Blaze. This video did not disappoint. 10/10 on Yelp.