I still can't get over that. I honestly think it's because Chris conflates a kosher diet with having food allergies. That's got to be the only reason why Kevin The Jew gets a plain vanilla frosted sugar cookie shaped like a candle (not even a menorah or a Star of David, just a candle!)
"We were in this together... and then you were gone." "The Deth & Vivian weren't needed anymore. We won" "Based on a tomgirl's long, lazy hiatus. Now this evil... rises from where we tried to bury it. We need the narrator and his mad producer to come back" "And what if they don't exist anymore?" "They must... they must:" The Dark Trolls Rises
Re-watching this, I've decided that this ending is all in Rosechu's imagination, just like the ending for Roseanne. In reality, Chris and all the Sonichus died when they were caught up in the destruction of the 4_cent_garbage building. Simonla's egg never hatched. Depressed that both her significant other and child dead, she committed suicide. With no Chris or Sonichu's to stand in her way, Mary Lee Walsh conquered and liberated CWCville from is dictatorial state, and it is now a better place. With a better economy, most of the Soup Hotels have been closed. Rosechu starts to attend group counseling with Bubbles and Angelica, but to cope with the pain of everything that has happened, she begins to write a book of how she wish her life was.
It's hilarious how Dethchemist rushes through doing the babby voices. Does anyone else think the Sonees and Roseys probably sound like Howie Mandel's Bobby character? Just makes 'em that much more obnoxious....
Just a heads up. I left a message at Deth's discussion channel, asking if he'll consider coming back to narrate the rest of the Christmas special Chris-chan's recently uploaded. Do you think he'll consider it? You think Sonichu and to an extension Asperchu has driven him to booze for comfort? If you don't think it's going to happen, does anyone out there know somebody who sounds similiar to Dethchemist77? Maybe have his same style of narration? Or maybe I'll have to bite the bullet, and attempt to finish the narration myself. _shudder_ It won't be the same though. I imagine the task wouldn't be a triumphant resurrection like a Christ figure; it'll probably be a very awkward necromancy akin to Frankenstein's monster.
I really hope he does. It would be awesome. I'd love to see Vivian come back to annotate them too but I think she like completely dropped off the face of the earth In general too, the whole saga of Chris has gotten so batshit insane that it's almost lost that element of humor. A lot of Chris's actions are genuinely disturbing at this point. The whole thing would almost have like a creepy undercurrent. I'd love to see them bring it back though
Fuck me, that was the dullest Christmas Special of anything ever. While I'm sad that Chris will never draw another Sonichu comic, at least he had the courtesy to give up during the most boring comic where no one could give a shit about what happens next for the Sonichu family's Christmas, rather than leave us on a cliffhanger.
A...candle...with...wax...and a flame...GODDAMNIT ROSEY YOU JUST MADE A PENIS-SHAPED COOKIE(Also, the snowstorm at the end would have been the _perfect_ opportunity for Robbee to make his parents happy and be their emergency food supply.)
