Southern Rail Announcement Fail - Part Two: No Shortage Of Available Excuses The automatic announcement system on a Southern Rail train couldn't stop giving out excuses for the late running of the service. Which one is your favourite?
A broken down train, knock-on delayes, a derailed train (hope everyones okay), a station on fire, as well as the sidings, a landslip (what are the odds), understaffed, ill passengers, a jumper (poor person), and the wrong kind of leaf on the tracks :c Give those staff memebers a raise to get through all that on one trip
Your attention please: the 12:34 Stepford Connect service to Stepford Airport Central has been cancelled. This is due to a member of the train crew being unavailable.