Have I got on the wrong train?? Why are these announcements Broken 

Didn't know that! You learn something new about the train you're on each day 🤣

"We're sorry, but there will be no catering service available on this train today" A few seconds later ... "A catering service will be provided at your seat during the journey" Lol

"yeah the trains aren't that good in my area, they've got literally every single problem at once"

I am impressed at how efficiently the driver is driving, I mean 25 minutes late to 5 minutes late in a matter of seconds is quite some skill.

Bro unlocked all secret announcements

I heard a passenger say "This train will Self Destruct"

"You cannot alight from the front." You can only alight from the front."

"This Train has been Delayed By, This Train May be Delayed, This Train Has Been Cancelled"🤣

"This Train is delayed due to Animals On The Track, Due To Heavy Rain, fog snow, This Train is delayed due to a Landslide On The Train"

"This train is delayed and is running 25 minutes late 20 minutes late 15 minutes late 10 minutes late 5 minutes late"

hackers in movies - makes themself rich hackers irl :

Train crew pressed every announcement button

"DUE TO A LANDSLIDE ON THE TRAIN" 😂🤣💀

This train is officially a comedian at this point. 😂😂😂

Pov: me half asleep and im being an asked a question in class:

“I’m sorry, but we don’t offer any catering. Oh wait screw that we offer catering” 😂😂

the train said no catering service then continued to say there will be catering service shortly. And also said all the disasters that could happen. That was funny.

5:12 "this train will self-destruct-" lmao the passengers are joining in

i have a big feeling it was 'bring your baby to work day' and the baby somehow activated some random ahh announcements

Scientists: "All dreams have meaning" My dreams:

2:10 When the train driver didn't know what caused the delay......just list every single possible reason.....☠ 4:05 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12.....☠☠☠ They should also announce every single station along the Southern network...

You cannot alight from the front, you can only alight from the front.. got me 🤣also why does the train counting down so funny...

3:28 That Announcement is Announcing the train is Shrinking😂😂😂😂😂😂

7:15 "displaying fewer train services and longer journeys" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"25 minute delay seems too much. 5 minutes." DB: "How about a raise?"

sounds like the longest train advertisement on TV! 😅😅😅

That’s probably the drivers son that is having fun for doing that 😅😅😂😂😂💀💀

We're sorry it wouldn't be an catering service on this train, The catering service is on the train and will go to your seat. 🤣🤣😂😂

I sure hope they fixed the Emgineerung works Snow Rain Fog Broken rail Late incoming trains with crew members Emergency engineering Incident on a level crossing Power supply problems And the landslide on the train.... Best action took in the most dire scenario from the crew, they managed to keep the train going, just insane.

Well, at least they've got all possible eventualities covered. If I was on that train, I'd get off when it did stop and get one that was working properly! I'm picturing the Train Manager trying to get the auto-announcements to stop! So they want Driver-Only Operation....Nah!

I like the irony of them asking people to use stereos considerately while relentlessly blaring noise at everyone

A class 377 has lost its identity and we have lost a coach on this service due to the wrong kind of sun, snow, rain, lightning, people, animals, trains, track, stations and Southern Railway itself. We are running as a 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, oh damn we're just a class 153 😂

7:12 "a revised timetable will be in operation, displaying fewer train services and longer journeys."

Its as bad as the TYNE & WEAR Metro when they tell you are one station when you definitely are not or it tells you are going anticlockwise when you are going clockwise

“Due To A Landslide On The Train” 💀💀💀💀💀

You're so lucky to hear ALL the announcements, I wanted to be on that train 😅 I WAS LAUGHING FOR 4 MINS STRAIGHT HAHAHAHA 1 in a 1,000,000, great job!

POV : completely normal southern announcement : we hope you never ride with us again💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

That Train is having has a stroke.

7:01 cool the train is learning the days of the week!

I think somebody pressed the "Play all" button 😂

“This train has been cancelled” *SCR THEME PLAYS*

“Due to animals on the track” 💀

Good thing this wasn't a train crossing borders on the Continent. Imagine hearing every one of those disjointed announcements, multiple times in several different languages.

"ashford International? alight here for trains to London St Pancras International..." and? (broken) 😅😅😅

This is the funniest shit ever 2:11 2:18 Derailment and train collision lmao 😂☠

When the button doesn't respond so you press it multiple times

4:06 and 4:19 Julie Berry counting to 12 be like: 😂😂😂

Catering service on marshlink would be good lol

Oh wow there was so many incidents going on there all in one day 😂😂

I thought this was from a movie and it was gonna end in a huge disaster like these things usually do.

If only this was done on April 1st 😂😂

Every southern announcement here:

the never-ending rail announcement

The train was extra talkative! How have I never heard half of those announcements before?

the train had a fucking seizure

25 minutes late,20 minutes late,15 minutes late,10 minutes late and 5 minutes late 😂

This is like subway games in roblox when someone presses all the buttons 💀

You cannot alight from the front, you can only alight from the front.

I feel like there was a Star Trek episode where this happened to the Enterprise

overstimulation 101

It sounds like one of the spheres in Portal 2

my nightmare be like

Isn't that the same lady who does the announcements on the Picadidlly line

That is honestly one of the longest announcements I ever heard on any Train

South West trains,Southeastern, London Midland,London overground,London underground,London buses,local buses,metrobus,Brighton and Hove buses. 😂

Wth is going on 😂😂 "This train is running late by 25 mins 20 mins 15 mins 10 mins 5 mins 💀

This train will self destruct,please stand back from the platform edge💀💀💀💀💀

This is like April Fools Train LOL😂😂😂

Engineers kid messing with the screen ☠️

imagine you are in a train thats collided and the speaker says "This train has been delayed due to a train collision"... i don't think the train would be working...

"Due to a landslide on the train" Me: Aren't i supposed to be dead? The landslide: Nuh uh

due to rain, due to fog, due to- (and so on) wow the weather is quite crazy today isnt it?

This is the funniest thing I've ever come across 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine hearing that overnight!

Southern railway: "Tickets will be inapected by any means of transport that are not southern railway" 💀😂😭

Like on 2001: A Space Odyssey, it will eventually begin singing "Daisy, Daisy …"

2:08 Bad day on the railway. 3:27 They've brought back slip coaches !

That is funny laughing my head off for the full video make sure you can break them again

"A landslide on the train" 😂💀😭

Sounds like an announcement test sequence

Bruh, I love public transport bro 😂

If watching Doctor Who taught me anything, this train is haunted.

I think the train started sniffing ballast

Be nice, thiq train is learning german

Oh, great. the train is blocked because of air.

5:24 -- "This train will not stop at Ash Ketchum." 😆

6:44 London Midland still around on this train LOL?????????

That snow was caused by a lot of things..

6:24 we are doing all we can to restore this service, engineers are fixing the problem XD

Keep playing announcement that make me laugh

7:16 This may mean fewer trains services and longer journeys.

Giving yourself all advancements in Minecraft be like

The driver probably fell asleep on the announcement panel

This train encountered the final boss

She's just waffling lol

Trains can be comedians too.

I wouldn't be surprised if they had the announcer voice say every word from a dictionary

This train has been cancelled 😂😂 I am Laughing at this can’t get over this which Irish rail has something like this lol 😂

The boards got the right information but the announcements are playing up ❤

Imagine if it said "This train has been hijacked" 😂