Soviet Union Anthem - MISHEARD LYRICS 

"stop sad men" Depression rates drops to 0%

"I don't care" 2 seconds later: "I care for more, I care"

"i feel your every door" "god's precious goomba" "Lenin will eat me" "Stop sad men" "Belize have a door" "John lennon is scary" These parts made me on the floor rolling XD

As a Russian, this stuff is confusing when trying to catch the real lyrics while reading the misheard ones Brain hurts

*Watch out comrades, he feels our every door*

"lenin will eat me" "john lenon is scary" the singer was depressed all the time

После этого видео, когда я слышу гимн СССР, я не могу не думать о дверях

I got dying at “Lost tea from a yeti” “see how I rode my arm” “Belize, have a door” 😂

as a Belizean, I can confirm we have a door

the actual russian lyrics: party of lenin, strength of the people the misheard lyrics: *I feel your every door* *see how i rode my arm*

I am a ukrainian, who is fluent in russian, and I was not able to understand you all before, but when I did a pause for a minute and started watching video again and reading the lyrics in the video I freaking started to hear the same things. What a magic.

As a french person who lives both iowa and in belize. I can confirm we have a door and always carry a red tictac

"God's precious Goomba..." "And Lenin will eat me..." I died there xD

Moral of the story: soviets can't ride camals. That why the Afghans won

I am from Belize and the soviets won't stop feeling our door.

As an Iowan, I feel proud to know that the USSR loves us

Everyone, one thing we must know is that, “Belize have a door.”

Kid: Has long nails Teacher: *Now this is an avengers level threat* Kid: Gets bullied The entire school: 2:52

As a person from a post-soviet country, I'm now convinced these are the actual lyrics

As a person from la paz I can confirm they boomed us

"Belize, have a door" "I feel your every door" Looks like doors were important things in USSR

"Things to do in Russia" 1. Feeling your every door 2. Demonstrating how I rode my arm 3. Stopping sad men 4. *GOD'S PRECIOUS GOOMBA*

It makes more sense than half of real anthems 💀

I have saved this song to my music playlist and I don't regret it one bit.

As a Russian speaking person, listening to this really hurt my brain.

There’s three words missing WE OURS US

As a person from Belize I am very grateful for the soviet union gifting us doors

"John Lennon is scary" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

“STOP, sad men” Truly peak for Russian history

the funny part is, that the lyrics actually makes sense

Help, I forgot how to speak Russian

I just used my singing voice and followed along with the anthem. I’m declared a Soviet spy now

"Lenin will eat me" "There's pasta for me" "John lennon is scary" "Belize has a door" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Alternative title: How to sing the USSR Anthem if you don't know Russian

2:57 She’s man?

*watch out comrade, he feels our every door*

"God's precious Goomba" welp Mario's going to hell... Also, I love how the song ends, Soviet Russia really wants doors in Belize... and it wants to feel every one of them...

As a person who doesn't know Russian, these lyrics are 100% accurate !

dad: why are you listening to soviet union’s anthem? *me:*

One misheard lyrics that I say when I sing the song is "Smoking it's my balls"😂.

“Stop sad men” We did it boys, we ended depression

Dislikers are people who dosent believe that belize have a door

I appreciate your 4 hours and 38 minutes!

I like the extra bits like” IS PASTA FOR ME” and the dog said ooh can i have some

As a Russian I'm not even offended this is fucking hilarious

America: I don’t give a shit! Soviet Union: I DONT GIVE A BUM!!!

The part from 2:30 to 2:37 is heart warming

As a mexican… i approve of this masterpiece. Como una mexicana… yo apruebo esta obra maestra.

As a Russian, I can confirm I feel your doors

Russian misheard lyrics: I CARE FOR MORE also Russian misheard lyrics later in the song: I DON’T CARE

"Stop sad men" "I feel your every door" "See, See a man" "I can't ride a camel" My fav parts

"Lenin will eat me" "I cant ride a camel" "We live here, We lose here." This is so fucking great! xDD

"A Frube in a doggy is pasta for me." - Vladimir Lenin, 1917

masterpiece

These lyrics are infectiously catchy!

Alternative Title: How to sing the USSR anthem if you aren’t Russian

"We live here" "We lose here" I felt that

As a person who can speak russian myself this is very interesting to watch.

Interesting fact: If you are Russian and know the USSR anthem (like me), then when you read those words, it seems that it should be so.

As a person with a door, I can confirm that the Soviet union feels it.

"We live here, We lose here, And I'm Szechuan Beef." There is so much meaning in this line.

ive never heard the whole ussr national anthem in my life but this made me do it

I love how some of the best lines in the song are simply offering a door to Belize

"God's precious goomba" Ah yes, God's finest creation.

As a person from Belize I can confirm, life has gotten significantly better since the Soviet Union gave us a door

THANKS BRO

"God's precious Goomba." Remember bois, don't stomp on Goombas when playing Mario

I can’t stop laughing at “GOD’S PRECIOUS GOOMBA”

« And Lenin will eat me » are the wisest words i’ve heard the soviets say

1:20 "And lenin will eat me" GOT ME XD

"We live here, we lose here, and I'm Szechuan beef!" such a powerful message... 😭

"I care for more!" "I don't care" Top 10 anime betrayals.

I now can never unhear this ever again

As a Russian, “I feel your every door” is the only way I sing it now.

"We live here, We lose here." that's... oddly profound

“We live here, we lose here, and I’m Szechuan beef” - top 10 inspiring quotes

How could you make a beautiful Anthem like this. As an Indian the Russian anthem is the most respected anthem. From India

“God’s precious goomba” got me dying 💀

"and lenin will eat me" "i cant ride a camel" "john lennon is scary" "we lose here" LMAO THOSE ARE THE LINES THAT MADE ME CRACK UP

"believe like the moos" the most inspirational quote i have ever heard

"gods precious gooba" got me ROLLING ☠

As a Vietnamese live in Vietnam, you make my grandpa feeling so sad.

Lenin : promises peace,bread and land to Russians Russians : and Lenin will eat me

It’s videos like these that make me realize there are people out there with an actual sense of humor.

1:20 I’m not that tasty, am I, Lenin?

" lenin will eat me" "im szechuan beef" makes sense

Teacher: why are you laughing? Me: nothing My brain: *God's precious Goomba*

"I FEEL YOUR EVERY DOOR!!" *Cries tears of patriotism*

As an Indian, I have just learnt lot of Vocabulary.

Lyrics: Soy sauce never see me Vest vulpix scaffolding Lost tea from a yeti Believe like the moos Fatman for your snoz, Danny Mole and a hoedown A key in a hole, sheets A guest in soy sauce STOP SAD MEN she starts I care for more (I care) Rouge mint Iowa I don’t give a bum I feel your every door See how i rode my arm God’s precious goomba Belize, have a door Sasquatch see see a man Your soul sits well on me And Lenin will eat me A ball tossed at me I can’t ride a camel A ball down the road here A frube in a doggy Is pasta for me STOP SAD MEN she starts I care for more (I care) Rouge mint Iowa I don’t give a bum I feel your every door See how i rode my arm God’s precious goomba Belize, have a door John Lennon is scary I take one For years, one We live here We lose here And I’m szechuan beef We cross over sore rabies Spots from a chisel We boom it in la paz I guess it was me I don’t care She’s man I care for more (I care) Rouge mint Iowa I don’t give a bum I feel your every door See how i rode my arm God’s precious goomba Belize, have a door Fin

"I feel your every door" is one of the creepiest thing to say to someone.

As a native Russian speaker, I keep constantly switching between these and the actual lyrics, this fucks with my brain so hard

It sounds way too similar to the pictures. Great job man I love it 😂

I solved a vulpix in which if I don't understand a language (especially in songs), I hear the misheard version. Thank you for making my idea the best.

" I feel your every door! " - random KGB officer

“God’s precious Goomba” is such a great line

You Sir, are a genious!! Thanks for the hard laughs!!

2:19 - As a Belizian, I can't believe Soviet Union will give us a door! Such a kind country!

"I don't care" "She's man?" " *I care for more* "

Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы, народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы, к победе ведет! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил. Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил. Славься, Отечество чаше свободное, Счастья народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет! Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody, I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril. Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil. Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe, Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet! Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!