[Space Station 13] the cargonian laser-limbo fiasco

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Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity. Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
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@GaldirEonai 4 года назад

Nanotrasen accountant: "So can you tell me where all the cargo budget went?" Randolph P. Checkers, standing on solid gold flooring while a giant death ray hums in the background...: "...it's a mystery."

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

A TOTAL. UNSOLVABLE. MYSTERY.

@Munky332 4 года назад

You... You don't need a budget... when you mint your own coins...

@169Monkeys 2 года назад

Hermes Conrad: "The books checks out!"

@justmutantjed 4 года назад

13:20 - "... how ablative a monkey is, in case we have to use monkeys as armour, y'know, or as re-entry shields." - Randolph P. Checkers, pioneer of the Composite Hybrid Interorbital Monkey Plastron (C.H.I.M.P.) development program.

@Synthonym 4 года назад

No one: Literally No One: Cargonia: "CARGO LASER LIMBO CREW" You are the reason the station has a cloning chamber

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

How dare you tell me the truth

@dralliw7790 4 года назад

How else are we going to further medical research.

@exterminatusnow1264 4 года назад

@@dralliw7790 And here we see why the concept of "cruel weapons in war" is a silly thing.

@damoclesecoe7184 4 года назад

_...cloning chamber..._ **cries in TG**

@bman7346 4 года назад

@@damoclesecoe7184 orange man bad

@MrGrimsmith 4 года назад

Best random line in chat ever "The monkeys do not have shotguns... I promise". Nearly covered the monitor with coffee when I spotted that one :D

@psydocthepsyduck8382 4 года назад

Allen is really bad at his job

@MrGrimsmith 4 года назад

@@psydocthepsyduck8382 So it should have read "monkeys definitely have shotguns. I made sure of it", gotcha! :P

@Hemdael 4 года назад

Cargonia rises once more, like a phoenix from a dumpster fire!

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

cargonia never dies

@Rellana1 4 года назад

Cargonia died in the first place? I thought it had just hibernated for the mean time.

@laudatum7223 4 года назад

This analogy couldn't have explained it better

@Demonicpurity 4 года назад

@@theblackpantslegion Cargonia never dies! But the Light of Z0rg demands occasional renovations.

@csmead209 4 года назад

From what was a dumpster fire, rises a Phoenix clad in metal armor forged from the slag of that melted dumpster!!

@MrBlueBurd0451 4 года назад

'I'm the guy who set up a singulo petting zoo in cargo' I lost it. Literally needed to pause the vid and catch my breath.

@VonKuro 4 года назад

Spoiler : It wasn't contained °=°)!

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

free range organic singulo

@ScarletFlames1 4 года назад

@@VonKuro "What do you mean ropes can't contain a singulo?! If they can contain MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE they can damn well contain a damn singularity!" This should be a thing.

@VonKuro 4 года назад

@@ScarletFlames1 "Ropes never contained HIM !!! MACHO MAN contain the ropes ! The RING and THA WOLRDO are moved by MACHO MAN, they wouldn't DARE to touch HIM !!!!!"

@ShiroZerotheDragoon 4 года назад

when was the cargonia zoo ep? i cant seem to find it

@Starman_Dx 4 года назад

I am become quartermaster, supplier of stations, waiting the hour that tolls for chimps. -Randolph "Oppenheimer" Checkers.

@NickLanng 4 года назад

Snowcrash is an early cyberpunk novel by Neal Stephenson about a virus that causes VR users to see static and have a seizure. Its actually an amazing book, highly recommended.

@asdffdadsf964 4 года назад

Double plus true. Pizza delivery for the win.

@MrGrimsmith 4 года назад

@@asdffdadsf964 Cosa Nostra Pizza delivery FTW! :D

@KriminalKrampus 4 года назад

fear the Deliverator

@squatchhammer7215 3 года назад

@@asdffdadsf964 wait, you got pizza?!

@169Monkeys 2 года назад

It's not that early... almost a decade after Neuromancer. Heck I started playing CP 2020 a year before it came out. It is very good though. Or at least it was when I was a teenager, rather than a geriatric Millennial. Now there are a couple scenes that are a little creepy. Diamond Age might be better if you are old enough to drink.

@sentientpackofcigarettes4697 4 года назад

Happy my laser turned out so well! It was a bit rocky at first.

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

sometimes shit happens bud

@RomaraAhallow 4 года назад

Your laser was amazing.

@donotwantchannel Год назад

"All we gotta do is build a monkey, uh, destruction chamber and go from there." This episode is loaded 😂

@robintst 3 года назад

Limbo anywhere else is, "How low can you go?" But here... it's, "How low can you car-go?"

@theblackpantslegion 3 года назад

ha.

@kazwhateley5355 4 года назад

I love how the first thing the cap does is to call in the HoS. Not to stop the cargo laser, but to offer it as an execution device.

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

Well, a man must find a use for the tools at hand, you know....

@Ultrawup 4 года назад

That captain and HoS were mad lads, absolutely amazing! Just imagine how often the fun would have ended once either of them got wind of a "death beam in cargo"...

@Maximum_Bacon 4 года назад

This. This is how you cargo. Or not. Just have fun folks.

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

Cargo is Cargo. Checkers is Checkers

@MudDragon723 2 года назад

Tex is such a caring leader of Cargo. Enabling his subordinates to pursue their passions for death lasers. If only all QMs were so understanding…

@DeadLikeYou 4 года назад

Oh man, here we go. Cargonia episodes is only bested by Hellburns

@Laughing_Dragon 4 года назад

Imagina cargonia with hellburns, cargonia and engineering working together to make the most perfect of hellburns...

@beanslinger4616 4 года назад

@@Laughing_Dragon Mein Gott

@SwirlingDrama 4 года назад

I can hear Tex grinning when he says "I'm helping!"

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

I'm....helping.....

@Dudeosaurus 4 года назад

"Where are all these burns coming from?"

@TotemSP2 4 года назад

Cargonia and shitcurity, united under limbo. Ain't that something. 😂

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

Everyone likes limbo

@KirKanos01 6 месяцев назад

i love the start "uh...something exploded." ^^

@moonshinedusk8787 4 года назад

Randolph P. Checkers Esquire is the boss one day away from retirement who was just told his severance pay was cut so that a Nanotrasen Board Member could get a Bluespace Crystal toilet seat and just doesn't give a fuck what happens anymore.

@moonshinedusk8787 4 года назад

And man, when the 'Limbo Accident' hit, I just couldn't stop laughing

@JesusHChrist-REAL- 4 года назад

'Hey man, the Lazer is safe, see?' instantly turns into a fucking skeleton on contact

@Laffyapathy 4 года назад

"Gotta figure out how ablative a monkey is, in case we have to use monkeys as armor, ya know. Or as re-entry shields." I'm dying LMFAO! You truly have the gift of science talk, Tex.

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

I'm very scientific

@beefylovelord7385 4 года назад

at least he stands behind his product, and in front of his product, which is now coming out the back of him. Perfectly safe!

@SuperCaitball 2 года назад

10:40 >a robot cat named Kitty 9000 asking the quartermaster for fish wow they are literally me

@willis1712 8 месяцев назад

I've really been enjoying rewatching these classics

@MrsBlutwurst 4 года назад

Seeing this makes my heart full of pride and joy. HAIL CARGONIA!

@rustyshackleford1508 4 года назад

CAR-GO-NIA MY HOME AND NATIVE LAND

@davidday-muncey5766 4 года назад

I remember a player a while back complaining about how boring and unfun Cargonia is to play and my reaction was "you wouldn't get it." It's great being QM of a robust team of miners and techies - add to the mix a bored, RP inclined admeme that personally dislikes you and it's spectacular chaos. I love it!

@Rick586 2 года назад

Infamous last words: "I'll show you how safe it is."

@RevDrKillJoy 4 года назад

So I'm thinking "Discount Dan's Dehydrated Monkeys, Just add water!"

@pacecory1 3 года назад

Always thought this game looked so much fun, but its also super intimidating with how complex it seems.

@TheStratovarian 4 года назад

Oh my word, the chef losing it was great.

@TotemSP2 4 года назад

Kitty 9000 reminds me of that cat milking monstrosity from the Lynchian Dune movie.

@tJ9etBxDq5VdSj2 4 года назад

man you really should've put all those monkey cubes in 1 crate, and sent the rest back to centcomm..... the poor fuckkkin chef lmao

@XanthinZarda 4 года назад

I love the buildup in this episode, how further things go beyond the expectations and then like a candle dipped in water, anticlimax.

@HumbleMemeFarmer 4 года назад

Death rays, fraud, and random chimp events, oh my.

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

This is space station 13

@edgyebi1610 4 года назад

Laughed harder by far at this episode than any other. Glad to see SS13 always has something new up it's spess suit.

@vulture8298 4 года назад

Oh god, I so understand Mandalore's review of SS13 now. I tried to join a newbie-Server labeled "For Newbies" after two or three days of SS13-Wiki-surfing. First thing I notice is, that there is no sound whatsoever, despite it being on in the options, next I try how to unbuckle my seat to get my ass to cargo (I wanted to start as prisoner, but that was full?). Then I turned into a purple lizard, okay, that's cool, then some guy told me to get lost after calling me a Ling and wishing me good luck. I hadn't even figured out *how to talk* because I forgot the hotkey. Nope. Barrier to entry is too high for my little feet. But I'll watch every last of your videos, because they bring me immense amounts of joy ^^

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

there's like, 800 episodes in my playlist of ss13. You're welcome to watch and try to follow along. It's nearly 10 years of being a spaceman, and its history. However, I'd much more recommend watching my "Best of" playlist the community has suggested. it contains many more of the...classier shenanigans. However, you're right. It's a hard game to learn. harder still because of much of the community. But, still, there's something unique about it.

@vulture8298 4 года назад

@@theblackpantslegion Way ahead of you ^^ Atm I've watched ~50 episodes of the "best of SS13" playlist and I won't stop watching any time soon ;) Edit: even after setting up a test server to learn the basic controls, I couldn't even get out of my room for 10 minutes. It's not meant to be. The game is still great to watch though.

@MrJeanBeam 4 года назад

I Never played SS13 so I dont know if it Would be possible but when you are a traitor again, could you try to release tons of bees through the vents. I think it would be amusing to wach :)

@xlink9777 4 года назад

It is very fun, once you learn the controls. Don't get discouraged at how hard it is at first!

@dewae3254 3 года назад

sadly the vents are only ever good for plasma floods from murderbone ais with zero creativity

@runei355 4 года назад

Laser Limbo. Part of the Cargonian Olympics since 2150.

@Speknoz 4 года назад

The only difference between fucking around and doing science, is taking notes.

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

True, and funding.

@Phamtomdark 2 года назад

I think that Snowcrash is a reference to a classic sci-fi of the same name.

@Archangelm127 Год назад

What the hell was wrong with that chef? Why was he not serving delicious, delicious monkey-burgers?

@mrtspence 4 года назад

This was a damned good one. Extremely funny.

@vonriel1822 2 года назад

That is a title that promises a lot. I aim to see if it delivers. Although, admittedly, I've already read the top two comments, and I'm fairly sure it will.

@mattiasolsson2354 4 года назад

"Soon coming to hallway near you!" Hahaha noooo!!! XD

@meatybtz 4 года назад

This made my morning.

@Dalton791000 4 года назад

Port master seems like it might be an exotic version of your real job.

@Lethanyr 4 года назад

Thanks man. Love it!

@braindeadfred1801 4 года назад

Cargonia! The future of science today!

@roberthenderson4440 4 года назад

One thing was apparent from this session Tex. You needed more whiskey.

@AlVainactual 4 года назад

43:56 Gendo Ikari spoke out of my goddamn mind.

@katarjin 4 года назад

As soon as you said "...broken glass, nothing we can't have some fun with." broken glass fights popped into my head....like snowball fights but stabbyer

@graywayfarer 3 года назад

NASA is one of the partners in the ISS which *is* in space, full-time.

@bthsr7113 4 года назад

Would it be possible to throw a mirror at the PTL for hijinks and murder? To redirect the beam to other parts of the station?

@unyix2 4 года назад

I should be asleep but yeah I’ll ruin my sleep schedule for the sake of entertainment.

@pbovymligsvim4182 4 года назад

Blackpants is asmr and gaming channel

@freefiremclin9379 4 года назад

That was pretty good

@DustZMann 3 года назад

huh, so that's where the BSA came from...

@darkhunter_2520 3 года назад

Imagine if some nuke ops ran in not knowing what Cargonia made.

@cipherzero1115 4 года назад

It's amazing what you guys do in Cargo XD fucking HILARIOUS.

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

Cargo is Eternal

@sebastianthomsen2225 5 месяцев назад

LIMBOOO! 🤪👍

@gorionus9812 4 года назад

Hail Cargonia. Rule Cargonia! Cargonia rules the... crates.

@malibeaburguillo4705 3 года назад

I have no idea what is going on, But it looks cool

@walt_man 4 года назад

The BPL can come over ot my house and play "Escape The Dark Sector" once the boat comes into port, sterilized of course.

@michaelkleczynski1600 9 месяцев назад

Q: How do you get morons to kill themselves? A: Give them a Limbo Laser.

@csmead209 4 года назад

Well... Time to get on to Skyrat (yes the furry server) and play cargo tech as a mail delivery pegasuses. If I get to say "I don't know what went wrong" naturally, that's just bonus points.

@LizardWizard1005 4 года назад

look, all im gonna say is.....xenobio + cargo = LOTS OF MONEY

@RoKKr023i 4 года назад

TEX! AAGH, *morphs* HNNNNGGHHH *changes shape* AHHHH *final changes* IM AM SPESS MAN NOW. THIS IS YOUR FAULT. Thank you.

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

Space does that

@Dalzedur 4 года назад

Have you ever had diplomatic immunity as an antag? Might make a good gimmick.

@gamebit8067 Год назад

Killed by super limbo death ray

@mikecampos1193 4 года назад

Boss man Tex wants his boon he get his boon

@gazzmaz8830 4 года назад

Its all fun and games till cargo starts building there own death star

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

Look man, laser limbo is a sport

@lotta-continua 4 года назад

RULE CARGONIA CARGONIA RULES THE SHIFT CARGO NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL DO SHIT RULE CARGONIA

@lennywayes4245 4 года назад

I laughed until I cried.

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

It's merely a laser, nothing more

@lennywayes4245 4 года назад

@@theblackpantslegion Sometimes that is all it takes.

@AncientSlugThrower 4 года назад

How much does the codebase share from games like Rimworld and Prison Architect? Obviously all inspired from Dwarf Fortress.

@XiaoYueMao 4 года назад

NASA is not in space only part time, the ISS is staffed 24/7 for years now

@darkowl9 3 года назад

...I may have missed something as it's been a while, but has something happened such that 720p is the highest quality? I thought it used to be 1080p... but I could be wrong.

@theblackpantslegion 3 года назад

This is youtube's doing

@darkowl9 3 года назад

@@theblackpantslegion *shakes fist* Youuuu tuuuuuube!

@Rellana1 4 года назад

So when does cargonia declare itself it's own separate nation?

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

better question, when doesn't it

@Rellana1 4 года назад

Good point. Also I'm surprised that no-one in security had problems with you building a model of the BFG 10k..

@Demonicpurity 4 года назад

@@Rellana1 the key is to make security think it was the captains idea. The moment the captain went and told the HOS it was his new execution device it became a station asset and not a problem.

@dopeskone 4 года назад

What happens when you combo money laser with a hell burn?

@jeremyreed1724 15 дней назад

Hey since you got me into NT I never got the sign up bonus of three extra muffins, still waiting on those, they arrive yet?

@bradpotts1747 4 года назад

0:16 what is this duo form?

@rawheadrexx11 4 года назад

Hey Tex any thoughts on Space Station 14 coming out on steam

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

We'll see what happens when it happens

@DickMcBastard 4 года назад

How low can you go?

@caelindartis1487 4 года назад

yeah usher

@godzillagamer6942 4 года назад

Hey tex do you still on jump Cm-13 ?

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

On occasion.

@goatburger7992 4 года назад

tex, you never read snow crash?

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

Correct. Had not, up to that point. Corrected that oversight. It's pretty good.

@goatburger7992 4 года назад

@@theblackpantslegion Read Diamond Age next for NANOMACHINES, SON

@djwomprat2001 4 года назад

Just wondering what happened to 1080p?

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

RU-vid is defaulting to lower resolutions for us mediocre tier folks.

@djwomprat2001 4 года назад

BlackPantsLegion thats just sad and unfortunate, but your content is still among my favorites regardless

@dabger1516 2 года назад

which server is this?

@commandblockgal7396 4 года назад

what server is this?

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

/vg/

@commandblockgal7396 4 года назад

@@theblackpantslegion thank you, but beware, you have enough subs to cause a tide

@joesmith5587 4 года назад

69 views. Nice.

@GrenadeMcSticki 4 года назад

Yeah! What ever happened to your eris station videos?!

@theblackpantslegion 4 года назад

They're in the playlist.

@GrenadeMcSticki 4 года назад

What are they called? I thought I had them saved but I noticed some went missing or private?

@dewae3254 3 года назад

can i get a server name please

@theblackpantslegion 3 года назад

That's vg

@dewae3254 3 года назад

@@theblackpantslegion vgeez nuts. lmao fuckin got em

@TheGrinningViking 2 года назад

Checkers, y'all pronounced the pippi frog meme wrong. It's pronounced "pee pee" like a young man talking about their genitals. I'm not angry or anything, just disappointed.