SPELUNKY 101 - Shopkeepers

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You're a good, honest spelunker, but THE MAN keeps holding you back! It's not YOUR FAULT everything is so expensive. What entitled THEM to have all the items, anyway? And what's up with all the QUESTIONABLE SLAVE TRAFFICKING? It's time to bring HEROIC JUSTICE to the Eternal Caves and make these EVIL SHOPKEEPERS pay for all their ATROCIOUS CRIMES!
This is both an update and an expansion of my first Spelunky 101 which is now COMPLETELY OBSOLETE and you should NEVER WATCH AGAIN!!!
0:00 Introduction
0:45 Unsuspecting Shopkeepers
6:00 Aggressive Shopkeeper Behavior
8:53 Exit Keepers
11:40 Shop Keepers
12:28 Vault Keepers
13:15 Black Market
14:12 Outro
15:18 Very Important Information
Jamie "Kinnijup" White: / jamiewhite1096
Mossranking, the Spelunky magicians: mossranking.com/
Andy Hull's Dunk Lords: store.steampowered.com/app/61...
Derek Yu's Twitter: / mossmouth
Blitworks, Spelunky 2 Co-developer: blitworks.com/spelunky_2/
Frozlunky level editor, for your controlled environments: sashavol.com/frozlunky/
Buy Spelunky and rob tombs with me: www.spelunkyworld.com
You can read my novel real cheap right now! www.amazon.com/dp/B0859WDH16
Or say something nice on goodreads: / the-last-of-the-wicked
Paco has aged gracefully: www.israelbarbuzano.net/files/...
I wrote custom messages for the whole game but they are mine, they belong to me!
Johan Martin put together some cool covers of our beloved Spelunky soundtrack, you might notice them in this video! You can find his stuff here: / seybsnilksz
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I play a lot of other games in the other channel!
/ @theevergarden
My very handsome and successful website:
www.israelbarbuzano.net
Fan-made Discord channel: / discord
I'm not part of it and I have no idea what goes on in there.
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@ElBlargho 4 года назад

This is both an update and an expansion to my first Spelunky 101 which is now COMPLETELY OBSOLETE and you should NEVER WATCH AGAIN!!! ( You can watch it again anytime, it's right here: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uLd6qymFnYQ.html )

@khorneflakes4446 4 года назад

Do you plan to continue the series further?

@leaguecarrypro 4 года назад

Israel Blargh! This video is awesome man 😂 please keep the humerous tips comin... still haven’t beaten the game and I gotta get good before spelunky 2!

@Dipankar-jd7ye 4 года назад

Can you make a video on how to kill ol bitey so that she can die

@Hensley_Jb 4 года назад

😂😂yo u good?

@MeowMeow-mn7zl 4 года назад

The mine way to kill the shopkeeper is way to esay for me

@ellienonekomimi 4 года назад

"Lets say you had a stroke and you reach the ice caves without angering shopkeepers" oh israel, never change!

@ooperblownup 3 года назад

I didn't get it 😔

@bakrobertjohnston4889 3 года назад

Yea

@MechagirlSachiko 3 года назад

@@ooperblownup Almost every Spelunky master with a bunch of successful runs under their belt will tell you that learning to rob shops and get away with it is a much better strategy in the long run than being a completely honest customer, simply because more money not spent buyng things = higher score at the end of the run. Thus, Blargh treats reaching the third world, the ice caves, without having incurred the wrath of a single shopkeeper as an utterly lunatic course of action. Which it is! You should ALWAYS rob shopkeepers blind, especially when they sell bombs, ropes, guns or jetpacks.

@zacariasdelalcazar8873 3 года назад

All of you, get down to the Spelunky 2 forums AT ONCE. There are a bunch of unenlightened troglodytes over there who think that NOT slaughtering every Shopkeeper you see is an option - a *viable* option! *HERESY!*

@jestfullgremblim8002 3 года назад

@@zacariasdelalcazar8873 exactly

@confuselbamboozle 4 года назад

Gotta remember to "ransack their pockets" for bonus points!

@ohnoes557 4 года назад

*Recommended activity*

@asain_kidevil2441 3 года назад

How do you do that

@miloandcat7454 3 года назад

Asain_ Kidevil get an idol then sacrifice it to kali then sell the monkey to the shopkeeper then he will give you a bag then sacrifice it then you can ransack their pockets

@kaydenroger 3 года назад

@@miloandcat7454 nice grest gide XD

@theomarzona7421 4 года назад

REMASTERED. Now with 4x more amazing editing.

@Karu10p12 4 года назад

Hää

@GoodSmile3 4 года назад

A few additions to the video: 1). 1:35 the method will also work without sticky bombs for those who doesn't know. 2). Shopkeepers are able to glitch due to cobra's spits, snail's bubbles or sometimes even tiki trap's stabs and person who got that kind of amnesia won't be hostile to you until you touch him. Because of that, they can forget about you if you only STOLE any of their items (but never killed or shot from the shotgun even once) and stop attacking you AT ALL, but some conditions have to be met in order to work. There is a consistent method that you have to Google yourself! 3). Hyperarmour happens when they get hit IMMEDIATELY AFTER recieving some extremely light damage that they didn't even feel (for example thrown rock at the face, these terminators duh). 4). In co-op if any of your idiotic friends somehow died you can ask them to use their ghost to peacefully steal his shotgun without making him angry, one ghostly breath will do it and he is completely disarmed. You can even make him leave his shop that way without pissing him off! You can use that to disarm/calm down/what not anywhere, not only in shops. That's it. This video is a blast. Only wonder how many shopkeepers were killed in the production of this video.

@ElBlargho 4 года назад

Easily over 500!

@jaydenwilton5279 3 года назад

i think #2 might be related to forgiveness

@_ethernia_ Год назад

@@jaydenwilton5279 this is spelunky hd

@jaydenwilton5279 Год назад

@@_ethernia_ forgiveness exists in spelunky hd, it's just much harder to get it to work

@jaydenwilton5279 Год назад

Actually I have 0 evidence of this so idk

@apparentlysubliminal 4 года назад

This editing is incredible. You got more than one audible laugh out of me with this one. I've been using your bomb-jump method, with mostly successful results. I'm still amazed at how brazenly you thwart their attacks, though.

@pranays3778 4 года назад

My heart skipped a beat seeing this in my notifications. Edit: my heart has now skipped many beats. I'm dead now Blargh, DEAD. Are you happy?

@ElBlargho 4 года назад

ARE YOU A SHOPKEEPER? IF SO THEN YES IF NOT PLZ NO HAUNTING

@THEPISSPALADIN 4 года назад

DO NOT WORRY KALI WILL REVIVE YOU FOR SACRIFICING THESE OLD ASS MEN

@thenecromancer4113 3 года назад

WHY ARE ALL THESE REPLIES IN ALL CAPS?

@kirb8253 3 года назад

I DONT KNOW

@thetarr2 3 года назад

@THE NECROMANCER I DONT EITHER

@STINKERMCGEE 4 года назад

"Then proceed to bathe in the blood." I laughed 'till I cried.

@amx-103hammahamma2 3 года назад

The man said “ T H E N S H R E D H I S S P L E E N T O H A M B U R G E R”.

@UrwanMichelangelo 4 года назад

*H E R O I C J U S T I C E*

@Yourstepfathersdog Месяц назад

6:04

@lokinighton7299 4 года назад

I’ve pinged the Spelunky Discord to get this added to Rules and Resources along with the rest of your Spelunky 101 videos that were already there ^w^

@ElBlargho 4 года назад

cool, I didn't know that!

@thenecromancer4113 4 года назад

With footage and a few hours of practice, I learned how to get the most out of hired help. Thanks man!

@konato_k-asteamplayer6566 4 года назад

13:30 This is the preferred method for speedrunning BUT we drop the bomb from the entrance platform instead of going down, just jump if your bombs are sticky or drop it close to the ledge and let it slide if they are not, it's the safest way to handle the black market.

@programmer420 4 года назад

YOOO RIGHT WHEN I START GETTING INTO SPELUNKY 101 I REALIZED IT WAS AN OLD SERIES AND A NEW ONE POPS UP YOOOOO

@stanleys.squarepants7227 4 года назад

Same

@darkoverlord31 4 года назад

I admire your passion and continued loyalty to Spelunky comrade. Never stop lunking

@petelovagssecondaccount5291 4 года назад

I once killed an angry shopkeeper in the ice caves by attaching a bomb to the side of a falling platform then sending it down for an explosive surprise

@badams52 4 года назад

The update I never knew I wanted, but am so glad to have. Your editing skills are much improved.

@Karimotoo 4 года назад

I've been waiting for this episode for so long, thank u!

@theperfectpenguin4592 4 года назад

This is so good! This made me laugh so hard but the knowledge is really useful!

@jplay9710 4 года назад

This is even better than your old videos in terms of editing and presentation. Great work.

@ciaranpatrick6859 4 года назад

This brings back many memories... I first found your channel through spelunky 101 back in the day and just saw this now... I wish RU-vid had recommended this to me earlier

@YQMaoski 4 года назад

By all looks of it, Paco seems to enjoy the 4-finger discount... Your first Spelunky 101 tutorial for shopkeepers is what got me practicing on massive shopkeeper killing and ultimately allowed me to beat the game. So thank you!

@bontalor 4 года назад

I loved your Spelunky vids years ago and now I can't wait for your guides when Spelunky 2 comes out!

@lilangel9691 4 года назад

Amazing editing! I am very much pleased to add this new chapter into my selection of killing methods

@dawaste6072 4 года назад

Although I no longer play spelunky, I’m still very happy to see the new shopkeeper 101 video

@ImaginatorPage 3 года назад

This is the best Spelunky video I’ve ever seen.

@splits8999 4 года назад

Oh my god you made a new spelunky 101 thx so much for the great entertainement!

@ashyvlogs1132 4 года назад

It's been too long thanks for returning to one of my favourite series

@maniacmario7612 4 года назад

Dude your videos make me so happy man. Love the splunky content

@atomicspacemonky 4 года назад

This video was chock full of good tips!! Another trick you can do is a variant of the bomb jump trick: If the shop is selling a present at the spot closest to the shop entrance, you can whip and jump at the same time to open the present instead of throwing a bomb!

@pupkins000 3 года назад

You forget about "super secret shopkeeper killing technique"! On jungle levels, if you manage to get shopkeeper devoured by mantrap you can destroy mantrap, before shopkeeper get out from it, then the shopkeeper will be gone with it and you even don't gain wanted levels!

@Supribo 4 года назад

4:29 this move is too imprecise shopkeeper runs away with my car and is now in florida

@justdario5748 4 года назад

I'm horrified at the idea that Shopkeepers will become slightly smarter in Spelunky 2.

@williamngulube9287 7 месяцев назад

No worries astronaut. Shopkeeper never went to school.

@SlightlyAbsurd 4 года назад

Damn, nice editing, dude! I bet this is gonna help a ton of people

@nitroflux_o1040 3 года назад

It did

@jrkoy 2 месяца назад

The "you should turn back now" message in the bottom right made me chuckle.😅

@ryanhernandez1877 4 года назад

Finally, he is back! What joy to see our maniacal Spelunker once more!

@mysanityhasalreadycrumbled 3 года назад

i love these spelunky guide videos, they're helpful and so funny! these helped me become a better player a while back so thank you so much^_^

@KaiNuxalia 2 года назад

watching through some of ur old vids and i see ur almost at 30k, hope to see you there soon!

@onionring7628 Год назад

This deserves more than 4 million views. If only spelunky was more popular

@LinuxIsNotAnOperatingSystem 4 года назад

yay! 101 guides are back! Please do a 101 bombs next!!

@timmckernan8135 3 года назад

That was a super funny video!!! Loved it!

@hyperventalated 4 года назад

Ive recently become addicted to Spelunky and just got my first ever Olmec win a couple days ago, and my second yesterday! So these Spelunky 101 videos have been a huge help, and hilarious, thank you. P.S. Attaching a sticky to a corpse and pushing it down to the Ahnk keeper is genius.

@ElBlargho 4 года назад

Get 'em!

@mattstat716 4 года назад

I don't even play or watch Spelunky... This video was so well made that it didn't matter.

@everyothernamestaken6995 4 года назад

Damn it's been a while since a 101 thanks this is a great vid

@MrOwnpown 4 года назад

thank you for giving me new tips on mangling shopkeepers, You truly are the greateast spelunky youtuber of all time!

@ElBlargho 4 года назад

Spreading the love!

@hadriendebris4681 4 года назад

This is my first time commenting but you got me into serious Spelunking. I had a first love after the first eggplant run from Bananasorus Rex, but your custom levels taught me a lot. I got into mossrankings, and after some good times, I completed a run in some categories. I thought I had seen a familiar face in the ladder and it was you. I finally got some places above you but wouldn't be there without you. Thanks again for your infectious enthusiasm and keep Spelunking!

@ElBlargho 4 года назад

keep on goin' down brutha!

@boi8992 3 года назад

Searching "The art of killing shopkeepers in spelunky" always works.

@yummysosig6676 4 года назад

I can't tell you how many times I watched your old shopkeeper video

@MineSlimeTV 4 года назад

WOW I WAS NTO EXPECTING A SPELUNKY VIDEO IN THIS YEAR WOWIE! :o

@kzyoi 4 года назад

Ahhhh the series returns

@xxitjixx 4 года назад

I recently rebought the game on steam since Spelunky was taken off xbox gamepass, thanks for even more tutorials! You've helped me along the way.

@scrowfunk8109 3 года назад

i watched the intro of this video frame by frame and now i cant unsee the black bars around the "101" as it comes uncovered by the darkness

@ikiiwikii9454 4 года назад

Thank you for existing

@ElBlargho 4 года назад

Existing is one of my strongest skills!

@nitroflux_o1040 3 года назад

The rope lure+bomb strat is the most fun thing to do in this game, thank you for that Also bomb cooking to kill the tunnel shopkeep makes me feel like a *gamer*

@MineSlimeTV 4 года назад

and wowie I remember your videos so much I am so glad of this! Thank you youtube FOR NOT GIVING ME NOTIFICATIONS TO A CHANNEL I SUBSCRIBED A LONG TIME FOR! D;

@harleyredhead4924 3 года назад

i honestly love your content so much and youre probably not gonna see this but if you do i wanna say that youre one of my favourite youtubers and you make me laugh and always lighten up my day. so thanks. :)

@yigitomerkayhan5369 4 года назад

Holy shit a new episode of Spelunky 101! We need anoyher episode of advanced tactics as well I’m not still good enough

@professorhazard 3 года назад

I just started playing Spelunky a few days ago. I am very glad that someone has so eloquently put to words the degree to which the shopkeepers are mongrels who deserve nothing but cruel death. Your video has delighted me in the wake of the inhuman slavers blowing my ass to Mars hundreds of times. Thank you.

@Alastoriguess 4 года назад

after 10000 years finally another speluny 101

@treborbeans2985 4 года назад

Fantastic video, as ever.

@abandonedchannel2453 2 года назад

The first time I hit the shopkeeper and he started chasing me I was laughing my ass off

@ronorthbrown2011 4 года назад

Loved the video!

@hollowknightenjoyer5580 4 года назад

Great video!!

@arnulfozamorano5050 4 года назад

This is great!

@ginger1830 4 года назад

Thanks Israel, I've had some trouble in the black market lately and these tips should help me in my greedy endeavours.

@ElBlargho 4 года назад

Those damn shopkeepers will pay for all their organized crime!

@toadboydude5015 4 года назад

This was awesome

@BlazingnitroYT 4 года назад

My dude YOUR THE KING

@Charsept 4 года назад

1:50 I was hoping my method was on the list and there it is! 😁

@spachino7351 4 года назад

I’m loving this new look as much as I love sacrificial rituals to Kali

@NekoKhris 3 года назад

Can't wait for Spelunky 2 tips

@nyxuehara 4 года назад

Spelunky 101... Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a longass time.

@cultistaautista 4 года назад

I had to make sure I wasn't asleep whe I saw a new 101

@-lopez547 4 года назад

101 r back. i cant believe it

@commentpolice4694 4 года назад

Wow your art has gotten really good

@gmng9950 4 года назад

he’s back!

@vicensk270 Год назад

4:34 I will remember that laugh in all my dreams!

@Xeroph-5 2 года назад

6:40 "Let's provoke a reaction" I'm dead bro

@FrokasFilms 4 года назад

Great work Blargho. :)

@Johnja2027 4 года назад

Thanks for the info

@gringomoderfoquer8287 4 года назад

Loved the remake

@littlehorn0063 4 года назад

I'm astonished that you're still making videos about this game, even after six years...

@thenecromancer4113 3 года назад

Description: You're a good honest spelunker, but THE MAN keeps holding you back! Video: Luckily, we're neither good nor honest.

@dergauner9032 3 года назад

"So, you successfully embraced vio-*heroic justice*" hahahahaha

@mysanityhasalreadycrumbled 4 года назад

bro i watched your vids like 2 years ago and i found you again :)

@lixix1337 4 года назад

At 2:16 after I heard the words "Strip down to your undies" I imagined the next line would go in a completely different direction. I'm really happy it didn't though.

@Spoopy_Spinny Год назад

Me too

@jossy201trm3 4 года назад

Great! New 101 to impprove my Spelunky deaths

@ElBlargho 4 года назад

There's no guide that can help YOU, chum! HA HA HA HA

@thegreatqtip4516 4 года назад

#5 may be difficult depending on the terrain outside the shop, but I figured that one out for myself goddamnit and I'm going to use it.

@TheStardustConspiracy 4 года назад

And don't forget to always sacrifice their corpses to Kali its a good method to keep damsels alive

@jewjitsumaster7453 4 года назад

Glorious.

@minersheep8285 4 года назад

I miss this series so much you know...

@zainy_inc154 3 года назад

Great video man, finally beat the game for the first time today and I think you'll like to hear that I did it as a liberator 😉

@Helmotz. 4 года назад

This video is a 10/10

@almostdangerous1412 4 года назад

I don’t even play this game much at all but this video was good

@mrturtle1251 4 года назад

Top-tier video

@ocksie 4 года назад

The bomb jump has always been my method of choice, because I too like watching shopkeepers explode

@pringlepenguin2448 3 года назад

Consider making these types of guides for spelunky 2? I love these types of videos there entertaining funny and helpful!

@spaalonebabuguuscooties 4 года назад

you really dont need the rope for the rope bomb method just jump with the item as the shopkeeper is still moving and he'll move to the edge of the shop. its what I do and imo the ease and low cost makes it the best

@ristopoho824 4 года назад

It's interesting to see you grow as youtuber, seeing you redo this. The spelunky 101 has been my favourite of the things you did, and. Well. This compared to the old one is somehow superior. You have toned down on the profanity, but not the occasional evilness, which makes the shopkeeper contacts so entertaining. I don't watch most of your videos, only when something seems particularly interesting or when i feel like it, so i'm not sure if you have said it already. But. Do you plan on doing the other spelunky 101 episodes too?

@handicrap 4 года назад

The profanity is toned down because youtube is trying to cancel freedom of speech.

@ElBlargho 4 года назад

I don't feel like the others need a remake. There are a few "advanced tactics" I didn't know about when I made the first one, but there aren't enough to make a whole video about. The profanity is toned down because it made me cringe when I listened to my or other people's gameplay videos, so I made an effort to stop it...

@handicrap 4 года назад

@@ElBlargho Fair enough.

@handicrap 4 года назад

@@ElBlargho Man, I probably have well over a thousand hours into Spelunky and I didn't know you could hit the shopkeeper through the diag box, the jump and bomb trick (I usually do the wall whip). web gun, but I never touch that thing; putting a bomb on a dead keeper for the ankh room. On top of that, your writing is eloquent as hell, (you should write a book) and your love for the game bleeds out from every frame. Top notch stuff. I also asked my GF if you might be from PERU? I had a roommate from there and you sound just like him. I know the saying is overused but you do deserve more subs, tough trucking on these streets. I look at you and I'm like if this guy has 20k subs, how does anyone break through in gaming channels these days? Thank you for quality entertainment.

@doctorjohn2537 4 года назад

I hope that you will be able to bathe in shopkeeper's blood in Spelunky 2 with all that liquid physics... also impale them with the crossbow :)

@ElBlargho 4 года назад

Nothing would make me happier than an ACTUAL POOL of shopkeeper blood to bathe in...

@fno2009 4 года назад

Most important tip is to jump and shoot at the same time everytime so that if their hyper armour kicks in you will just dodge their shot and can keep going.