Spermageddon: The Male Fertility Crisis

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Sperm rates have been declining in Western countries for the past half century. VICE producer Zeke Spector sets out to see what's causing the trend, if we should be afraid, and how many sperm he has left.
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@awoo2004 2 года назад

Well this is one way to get people concerned about the environment.

@IshaSoul 2 года назад

Good point !

@dahasolomon7314 2 года назад

lmao exactly. I'm starring daggers at plastic bottle next to me rn 😅

@carschmn 2 года назад

Covid possibly making it hard to get an erection isn’t enough to get some men to get vaccinated.

@randoliof 2 года назад

Oh no, sex without having kids, sounds terrible /s

@Nezfitness777 2 года назад

@@carschmn I had covid , and I get annoyed how often i get boners every night , and morning

@PaxMano33 2 года назад

Demanding accountability from corporations is exhausting, thankless, and sometimes very dangerous, but it’s necessary work. Thank you vice for your reporting.

@jlc5271 2 года назад

It's the mindless consumers that buy the plastic, and drive tge production. Consumers that buy plastic products are just as at fault

@TatsuryuGaming 2 года назад

Isn’t vice essentially owned by Disney?

@ZodiacEntertainment2 2 года назад

@@jlc5271 Ok, go to the store and look for the other options then and you might see why your argument is flawed. EVERYTHING is packed in plastics, you don't get a choice. We don't control what gets produced and put on the store shelves.

@jlc5271 2 года назад

@@ZodiacEntertainment2 not really. Fruit and veg u can get loose, many frozen products come in cardboard, dont buy plastic bottles, bring ur own bag, use your own coffee cup, at the very least buy products that have recyclable plastic

@Itried20takennames 2 года назад

There is another huge factor besides chemicals…that sperm counts (and female fertility as well) declines significantly if overweight, and the percentage of overweight people has gone up in the past 40 years.

@Matteus2109 2 года назад

Funny, we used to mock the Victorian people for having lead in their paint and arsenic in their makeup. Guess this is what we get for being smug.

@yolandabecool1590 2 года назад

Wut? Who was mocking ppl from 150 yrs ago?

@joylox 2 года назад

Oh makeup is very harmful. Personally, I have a condition where artificial scents and certain chemicals bother me (rashes and migraines mostly), so I have to get stuff "fragrance free" and avoid certain things and even wear allergy masks in stores that sell things like laundry detergent, scented candles, shampoo, and even around people who have used scented deodorant or dryer sheets. Just because we switched to stuff that isn't dangerous in the short term, doesn't mean there aren't long term effects, they're just much harder to find. Then again, pollution is also an issue that took a long time to figure out.

@Literallyarealhuman 2 года назад

This is literally what I’m saying. We are fools.

@angina50 2 года назад

@@yolandabecool1590 I am pretty sure every wrong idea from a past time that was harmful without them knowing has been mocked, ww2 blonde bombshells (literally), Victorian, Egyptian and middle eastern makeup and dyes...the list goes on.

@mysterioanonymous3206 2 года назад

Haha. What we get..? Asbestos roofing, pesticide vegetables and Aluminium deodorants. How would you like your cancer? Ass or balls? Or prefer a little brain tumor instead?

@JP2GiannaT 2 года назад

Everyone's all "this is Handmaid's Tale!" and I'm over here like "none of y'all have read Children of Men?"

@lottiequirk9673 2 года назад

Children of Men was based on The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood.

@laurie.n2487 2 года назад

@@lottiequirk9673 No definitely not based. P.D James may have been influenced by Margaret Atwood but the two books are very different. P.D James was also mainly a mystery writer, not a sci fi author.

@13lilsykos 2 года назад

To be fair, a lot of the people probably haven't actually READ the book by Ms. Atwood. They are probably talking more about the show.

@duckque 2 года назад

@@13lilsykos True. I remember reading the in HS for summer reading. Great book but I don't think this is that.

@KateeAngel 2 года назад

Children of Men has too many assumptions. Why would world turn to such violence if population started declining? In real world it is too many people and not enough resources which causes conflicts

@destructox-6936 2 года назад

He’s now the most confident man in NY city

@HaleyHHall 2 года назад

With big balls and 93% sperm motility who wouldn’t be?

@babieuvlog7030 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fUIZlboTQq4.html

@nevilletaylor7654 2 года назад

Because he has big balls?

@Straumnes 2 года назад

Why?

@letsgofishingfriday1073 2 года назад

Women line up

@rdean150 2 года назад

The doctor is hilarious. This is the kind of deadpan humor I hope for in a doctor. Deliver my bad news with a sardonic quip that breaks the tension. Love it.

@michaeltodd2923 2 года назад

Right? I always think about the poor doctor that has to tell me I'm dying one day. Hope they have a fun attitude.

@rybobuno 2 года назад

If I remember correctly she was on the JRE

@Alex-di8ti 2 года назад

'You don't have to fill it up, you're not a horse' 🤣

@TheOriginalLexa 2 года назад

I thought the same thing, the exact kind of doctor I respond to best.

@TheOriginalLexa 2 года назад

@@michaeltodd2923 the doctor who told me I had cancer was… not optimal. He had too many people in the room (me, him, 2 nurses, and a student doctor) and he kept beating around the Bush, didn’t give me clear, concise info, etc. He actually said “You have a little bit of cancer.” No, actually it a lot of it, but thanks for the ridiculous, for more surreal than necessary experience. Really an excellent example of one way to never deliver life-altering news. I don’t know if (or why) he expected me to have a meltdown or throw a tantrum, or if he is just used to seeing 75 year olds who like to be dramatic and need a Victorian fainting couch. Not giving me full, accurate information was the most infuriating part, though. It was 6 years ago, I will have it for life, and that is ok.

@esau93631 2 года назад

With the rise of cancer in the last 70 years, I am curious to how much of this is related to cancer as well. Plastics break down into micro plastics which can get into our bloodstream.

@zachariahh3823 2 года назад

Yeah denfeitly, I know an aging population and better diagnoistics haveskewed the data, but once you take that away I'd be interested too if there is some causation.

@dreamsofturtles1828 2 года назад

I wonder if it has anything to do with all this autism. Seems like every other person i meet has someone autistic somewhere in their family. The developing human brain is complex and sensitive .

@jesuslover5968 2 года назад

Its in the food we eat and in the air we breathe

@liviaclaire 2 года назад

@@dreamsofturtles1828 I think autistic people have always been around. Just that before they weren't diagnosed and were considered simply the weird one in the family.

@NoName-dx1no 2 года назад

@@dreamsofturtles1828 there always has been autistic people it’s just that mental health and the care for it is not regarded as important , even today many autistic women find it hard to get diagnosed because they don’t act like autistic boys so psychologists assumed that they aren’t autistic and all that.

@RandyLy 2 года назад

I hope this is a wake-up call for humanity. Pollution is a slow poison

@-Subtle- 2 года назад

Nah. We're too stupid.

@edwardhisse2687 2 года назад

How do u imagine youtube video be a wake up call? The inly reason peole started care about climate change isbthat someone found profit and sponsored the awareness. Nobody can monetize further humanity stopping multiplying like crazy

@intergalacticspaghetti5213 2 года назад

@@-Subtle- sickkk

@viiviizzz 2 года назад

@@edwardhisse2687 its the herd mentality in-build in humans + how media is profitting off the masses. people are allowing it, and claiming they are good people. good people doesnt allow evil to corrupt the entire world

@hispanosaurusrex Год назад

And jabbs 💉

@galedribble9535 2 года назад

I’m watching because of the title alone. “Spermageddon” REALLY grabs your attention

@yardy88 2 года назад

Clicked thinking it would finally be bukakke on RU-vid. Disappointed.

@cosmicllama6910 2 года назад

Definitely read that cooment in Dayles voice. Perfect 😁

@paulmccann8494 2 года назад

POCKET SPERM!!!!

@NS-xt5wv 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@angelladavis2250 2 года назад

That title has me LMAO.

@gabe61willys 2 года назад

“What does the exam entail?” “Mostly your genitals” 😂

@babieuvlog7030 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fUIZlboTQq4.html

@andydwyer4285 2 года назад

and also parallel parking

@CannaToker420 2 года назад

“This looks like a really good sample” “Really”? “Sike”! Throws the cup in his face and slaps him.

@13lilsykos 2 года назад

Oh... That could have ended dramatic...

@gaywizard2000 2 года назад

I think you mean Psych!

@Matt-wg9xl 2 года назад

That's rigorous.

@honeybdream 2 года назад

Fertility health should be taught in high school ‼️

@JoeMama-1diot 2 года назад

nobody is going to listen unless you actually put this opinion out there. if you really want it to be taught, attend schoolboard meetings

@KateeAngel 2 года назад

Including the rights of people, who don't want to have kids, right? I mean many countries have no problem sh*tting on human rights, not allowing voluntary sterilisation, banning abortion etc.

@shemuelthesabbatian1254 2 года назад

@Xi Jinping lmao ok

@jesuslover5968 2 года назад

The gov doesn’t care about doing the right thing schools job is to prepare kids to be corporate slaves

@emilyewing5792 2 года назад

it is... it's grade 11 biology curriculum requirements

@impossible1 2 года назад

Props to this host for having the balls the do this story.

@babieuvlog7030 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fUIZlboTQq4.html

@jasonlarsen4945 2 года назад

Bah dump tisssss... 🥁

@tara1darby 2 года назад

Some would say he's a little nuts!

@TheFlyingPLiner 2 года назад

@@tara1darby don't get testy with me!

@Nezfitness777 2 года назад

People gotta watch out for Death by forced suicide now days

@davuswentzel8847 2 года назад

I love how awkward this is.

@DoubleGoon 2 года назад

I love how short the video is after you skip through all the awkward parts.

@dermax_hd 2 года назад

Everything in vice is turning really really awkward lately I love it haha :D

@jaredkodiak8160 2 года назад

So unbelievably awkward lmao

@babieuvlog7030 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fUIZlboTQq4.html

@changofaceanimations5402 2 года назад

Well everyone is fat, and never works out. Is that a surprise that people are less fertile?

@nperegri 2 года назад

I work at a IVF clinic and this is the only way I'll be able to see what male/sperm source patients go through. Very educational.

@davidespinoza310 Год назад

How much does that cost .. my wine is 35 now was an alcoholic.. but she’s sober now

@anruyanshiju636 2 года назад

Next thing you know there's a TIFU on Reddit with a dude saying he saw this Vice video and thought using plastics and getting exposed to chemicals is a contraceptive and he's now a father.

@happywifehappylife2739 2 года назад

Lol smh 🤣😂

@dahasolomon7314 2 года назад

"Nobody has ever filled that cup!" *"Until now"*

@ghostlydabber3645 2 года назад

This is my kingdom come

@blaineyeamlak Год назад

@@ghostlydabber3645NOOOOO

@blaineyeamlak Год назад

@@ghostlydabber3645NOOOOO

@myballsgetlikt1313 2 года назад

Didn't expect a Vice journalist to be the epitome of fertility.

@JLV_777 2 года назад

😂 ur wording got me rolling

@babieuvlog7030 2 года назад

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@letsgofishingfriday1073 2 года назад

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣

@harrisn3693 2 года назад

He prolly doesn’t get some too often

@lokalkakan 2 года назад

Rofl

@FeliciaFollum 2 года назад

The fragrance one aways gets me. Some of the fragrance ingredients are major migraine triggers for but it's impossible to know which ones

@tomhennessy7276 2 года назад

Try to figure out the ones which increase oxidation.

@MarkLatimerRussell 2 года назад

“Wanna scream dramatically” *screams passively* “No. Ok”

@dontbanmebrodontbanme5403 2 года назад

I think it's safe to say that, in many, MANY different situations, the less plastic we use, the better. It's so prevalent now that we're literally eating a credit card's worth of plastic every week.

@Fortunateis4luck 2 года назад

Damn what do you eat?

@True_Muslim_Momin 2 года назад

Can you link to the study which proves this claim?

@thirdworldrebel 2 года назад

@@True_Muslim_Momin You don't need a study to know this

@lixd3054 2 года назад

Yeah I heard when we eat tuna there could be microscopic plastic in there and that is no good for us to be eating.Sadly the people who litter mostly just don't care and would just sit and watch life suffer from pollution.

@VEVOJavier 2 года назад

That's true, every single day we eat plastic the equivalent weight of a bottle cap through exposure and microplastics

@michael0o5 2 года назад

They didnt even mention the microplastics found in tap water. The same tap water we put in out tea kettles, coffee makers, and cooking.

@JessieEdlen 2 года назад

I was about to say "Psh I don't touch my tap water until it's been uber-filtered blah blah blah..." and then I saw it...the coffee maker. Clearly, all of the microplastics have made me slow, bc I def don't filter that, and I drink more of that than anything else. Because derp.

@KrazyPi 2 года назад

@@JessieEdlen the worst is if you use a standard drip coffee maker it's all plastic inside with boiling water flowing through it

@Cbd_7ohm 2 года назад

@@KrazyPi It is better to just use a glass container, a glass measuring cup and a steel strainer, and a metal fork to stir the coffee/kratom/ mushrooms etc in the water.

@VeganWitch111 2 года назад

Nah....there is no natural selection process anymore....humans are just becoming physically weaker. Lower testosterone in men too.....we're not out-running lions anymore like other animals are...that weeds out the weaker and less healthy strains.

@jessalalacross239 2 года назад

@@VeganWitch111 Natural selection chooses for people who are best at reproducing. That used to be essentially synonymous with survival, but that's not true anymore

@ryansalyinglion3683 2 года назад

I really like how this video was very unbiased as at the end they bring into question certain elements of the main predictor of Spermaggedon but still giving her credibility which all views in this topic deserve. As we can observe this is happening, though to what extent it is happening is yet to be determined. As we at Armageddon yet or simply approaching it in the next 30-40 years.

@r.mhaych5021 2 года назад

As a man who was diagnosed with azoospermia almost two years ago now this was cool to watch, By the grace of god I was able to get my sperm count back AND my wife and I are going to have our first child ! I can’t wait to meet my little one. By the way I achieved it with only a 2.3million per ml count the most important thing is that they’re swimming straight (motility health) which mine was above 45% when my count came back we tried a week later, 3 weeks later found out she was pregnant 😇

@CorporalCrownie 2 года назад

concrats

@aesyamazeli8804 2 года назад

Did you do anything? Reducing plastic, reducing weight, excercise etc?

@host8623 Год назад

Reply would be great

@salvatorericca8353 Год назад

@@host8623 For whomever is still interested, I had the exact same issue (azoospermia) as R.M Haych (congrats on the baby btw!). I talked to one of the top fertility doctors in the US, Dr. Robert Kiltz, and he said to go on a very strict keto diet. I'm serious, keto! My wife and I now have a daughter who's 2, so that would be my advice, but you need to do keto for 3 months minimum because that's how long it takes for sperm to develop start to finish. The sperm you ejaculated today started 90 days ago. Try it and see, also clomid and HCG might be of help as well.

@mpazinambao2938 Год назад

Congratulations!!!

@VikingPreparedness 2 года назад

You are brave (or at least, unabashed) for doing this. Well done.

@babieuvlog7030 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fUIZlboTQq4.html

@zagreb2012 2 года назад

People use brave word too much

@theDuckysaurus 2 года назад

Is it really brave to acknowledge a very real potential ruin of o species?

@dmitriydonskoy5665 2 года назад

VICE AND BRAVE JOURNALISM XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

@GameFuMaster 2 года назад

Which tryguys did 5 years ago.

@alexanderspence9463 2 года назад

“Get a load of this guy”

@clo8947 2 года назад

☝🏼 underrated comment 😂

@bhud1972 2 года назад

Haha. There you go!

@theslitherysylvie4010 2 года назад

Someone needs to study the effects of opiates and amphetamines on fertility, because every junkie I've ever known had a litter of children.

@Absalonian 2 года назад

My dad was a speedhead and he had 7 CHILDREN!

@TheRelen222 2 года назад

Probably more tied to irresponsible behavior and the government picking up the bill.

@sebastianwallin3726 2 года назад

These studies are actually very hard to accurately understand. The fact is that we only started measuring fertility from 1970 and until now. The reality is that we humans are different from each other. The reproductional strategy from humans is very different than other apes. The chimpanzees/bonobos needs large testes because they mate a lot with everyone hence best sperm wins the race of reproduction. While guerillas are with small testes because basically only the alpha gets to have his fun. Humans are somewhere in between but we have a lot incommon with bonobos. Sexual activity has a lot to do with social interaction among our specie. The fact people have become obese, drink and smoke and accustomed to heat exposure might explain 99% of the drop.

@letsburn00 2 года назад

Opiods are in a fertility enhancer in women. In my home city, there is one Dr who runs a methadone clinic at a loss to help drug addicts and pays for it by operating a seperate clinic for fertility where he charges enormous amounts of money and apparently is quite successful. He found the effect when he was confused why so many of his drug addict patients kept getting pregnant, despite them using relatively effective birth control methods. It's not just behaviour.

@sebastianwallin3726 2 года назад

@@letsburn00 What was your point and what did you even write? I clearly couldn't tell what you meant with your text? Why does his patients become pregnant?

@RageViewStudios 2 года назад

Zeke: "Eventually DIMP could be replaced by PIMP right?" Arin: "Exactly, or something else." That stare into the camera at 8:35 had me rollin!!!

@samgould8567 2 года назад

My wife and I started trying and - boom - pregnant within a month. We are both 31 years old. We live normal lifestyles in the U.S. and don’t abstain from “normal” food or activities. That said, we were both raised on home-cooked food and whole produce. In my case, my dad was an organic / grass-fed nut in the 90s way before organic sections in supermarkets were a thing. My wife’s family had a huge garden and bought food directly from farmers. We will continue that tradition with our own children.

@JP2GiannaT 2 года назад

What do y'all use for cleaning products?

@trawrtster6097 2 года назад

Most couples (85%) will conceive within one year of regular, unprotected sex.

@dylanmccallister1888 2 года назад

@@JP2GiannaT i use rubbing alcohol in my house. Its wood alcohol, distilled wood and water.

@anghellicone87 2 года назад

When me and my girl decided we wanted to try(2 years ago) I got her pregnant twice. Unfortunately we lost them. At the time I was 35 and she was 41. And it happened pretty early after we really started trying.

@sierrachoco5271 2 года назад

@@anghellicone87 I'm really sorry to hear that. Best wishes!

@bunyan4.20 2 года назад

The movie Children Of Men becoming a reality where the world can not have kids

@xyzmediaandentertainment8313 2 года назад

Meh. Fertility is still good over Asia and Africa. That's the future.

@brianmurphy9317 2 года назад

Yet somehow situations like on the Handmaid's Tale will be oppressive.

@zerocool5395 2 года назад

@@xyzmediaandentertainment8313 And in the hood 🤣

@bunyan4.20 2 года назад

@@brianmurphy9317 would not known never seen it and don't plan on it

@ApocalypseNowWithEli 2 года назад

Best movie of all time.

@davidocallaghan6361 2 года назад

Fascinating piece. Underdiscussed issue and thank you for bringing it to light.

@hamstersmailman5517 2 года назад

Biggest complaint is that it’s hard to hear the chemicals through the masks and having them typed out on screen would be great so people can actually try to avoid them.

@bairstoww 2 года назад

They have captions for this video, and most of their others as well. If you're on a computer, you can use 'C' as a hotkey to turn them on and off.

@NikKaussFlies 2 года назад

just think of how many phthalates are in their masks

@Aeniva 2 года назад

I mean this is hardly surprising considering how processed our food and water is these days, on top of all the chemicals and radiation we encounter both directly and indirectly affecting our bodies. Another major factor is the constant work and stress of our daily lives that causes fertility rates to drops for not only men but also women. As the newer generation we're no longer as keen on having children by a certain age, hence why now majority of couples that decide to have a child are mostly above 30 and this is where the rates for conceiving drop considerably. Give it another 10-15 years and the birth rates and more so the fertility rates will start to decline even more rapidly.

@moongawddess8161 2 года назад

It’s crazy tho cause the reason why people are waiting to have kids is because it’s ridiculous to have kids when you know you can’t afford them, I think the new generation has absolutely realized that.

@gorillaking210 2 года назад

It's almost as if it were by design 🤔

@jlc5271 2 года назад

Good, nothing good comes out of having more humans. The cap for a sustainable population is around 3 billion

@mumin215 2 года назад

@@moongawddess8161 yes I just turned 30 and I am so scared to have kids.

@neeljavia2965 2 года назад

@@jlc5271 Exactly.

@bongieger7871 2 года назад

hilarious how he goes from "yeah guys i am a bit nervous" to "hell yeah thats my BOYS"

@bradleyb4178 4 месяца назад

I know this is two years old but I would love a team like this. The doctors to the lab. For two years I've dealt with crappy doctors and doing the same thing over and over again. A little humor goes a long way in a journey that is so difficult. People won't understand until they are going through fertility treatment. The daily injections, the vitamins, the months and months of trying different doses of different medicines, to get no where farther. The hope day in and day out that all the lifestyle changes, the exercising, the healthy food, the cutting out of things you have previously enjoyed, the mental anguish. Hopefully scientist can one day find out what's causing people to go through this suffering.

@degriff 2 года назад

What a super brave report to do man, big balls indeed! Congrats and very well done

@jesusrubio6569 2 года назад

I am so proud of Yung Lean’s growth and maturity.. I am glad he’s pursuing documentary hosting now

@guapdigital8070 2 года назад

Lmao

@zawhtutaung7289 2 года назад

lmao

@DrDoinks 2 года назад

😂😂

@bums009 2 года назад

💀💀

@dhanry 2 года назад

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

@JaysonT975 2 года назад

The doctor is hilarious "You're not a horse" "Well I didn't do anything" LOL

@LKeyYT 2 года назад

“Mostly your genitals”

@351528 2 года назад

Don't forget "I wouldn't do it."

@1Skorpia 2 года назад

Great piece-i learned alot.

@lakeishag76 2 года назад

This was very interesting and informative!

@teneal9215 2 года назад

True

@poetic_softgirl 2 года назад

This gives me “The Handmaid’s Tale” vibes. Crazy dystopian world that could very well become a potential reality.

@jadeparker1663 2 года назад

Women will undoubtedly be the scapegoats and shackled because of it

@Cbd_7ohm 2 года назад

@@jadeparker1663 Only in China and similar countries.

@jadeparker1663 2 года назад

@@Cbd_7ohm you must be male

@Cbd_7ohm 2 года назад

@@jadeparker1663 And?

@Cbd_7ohm 2 года назад

@@jadeparker1663 Stop trying to be a victim all the time.

@NaijaAmericana 2 года назад

He really just got paid to rub one out 🤣🤣🤣. Well played sir, well played.

@ilarious5729 2 года назад

It's a vocational choice, they pay good money for it, especially how enjoyable the work is. Best part is that covid didn't affect the business at all. Can recommend.

@michaeltodd2923 2 года назад

I'd be Rich. JK I don't do it that much.

@ilarious5729 2 года назад

Only downside is finding the paying audience, but once you got that covered and regulars paying you it's all good

@cathd.8285 2 года назад

He also had a digital rectal exam to check his prostate and balls squeezing session by the doc... evens out.

@dartagnanharris3661 2 года назад

Been learning about these in college!

@nynative137 2 года назад

This is the funniest vice episode ive seen by far

@nevilletaylor7654 2 года назад

Plastic keeps breaking down into smaller pieces, micro plastic has been found in the human placenta, what if scientists looked for nanoplastic inside the cells? The nanoplastic leaching chemicals what effects on the Endocrine system?

@NickNM1921 2 года назад

Pretty interesting. And on a separate note, weird flex.

@babieuvlog7030 2 года назад

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@danielrichard8583 8 месяцев назад

well done sir, I would like to see more of this interviewer he's the best.

@DrDRE4391 2 года назад

Excellent, well done presentation.

@NYCeesFinest 2 года назад

I like how the doctor gave him an elbow bump.

@johna3564 2 года назад

He’s not about to shake hands with a dude that just jacked off

@jakepalmer6084 2 года назад

I miss the classic handshake

@adventurousloner 2 года назад

It's because of COVID-19, but I thought the same initially.

@puffdaddy69 2 года назад

Its funny cuz you actually have to get closer to the person to elbow bump

@elleryhorton44 2 года назад

A true man of culture

@FCWW87 2 года назад

“Oh, I have big nuts? I didn’t know….” Lol, he has probably been asking to do this video just to flex and get that shot where the doc said he has big nuts.

@helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316 2 года назад

Mine are the size of tennis balls, this video has me concerned because none of those were that big

@CH-gc1fd 2 года назад

@@helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316 tennis balls?

@helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316 2 года назад

@@CH-gc1fd I mean softballs

@milesfurther4395 2 года назад

Mammals evolve big nuts as a result of female promiscuity and intravaginal sperm competition.

@indexwell6546 2 года назад

Big dicc big balls

@johnster02 2 года назад

“my boys and girls look like a busy new york city street.” that’s something i want in a poem

@plastick7146 Год назад

THIS STRESSES ME OUT SO MUCH,

@CouldNotThinkOfAny04 2 года назад

Been there, done that, got that t-shirt; except I had an issue that thankfully a surgery resolved. Nothing like hearing your sample is good! Happy for him!

@babieuvlog7030 2 года назад

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@WeezZ1337 2 года назад

had to go through a similar experience due to chemo. I don't want to talk for anybody else but personally i found the whole ordeal the most difficult out of all the "inconveniences" surrounding cancer treatment. Thinking about having a camera crew with you as well, documenting and publishing it on youtube for everyone and their mothers to see afterwards is one hell of a performance pressure. Takes some big balls for that. ...but as we all know now, you seem to be well equipped =)

@nsiev7043 2 года назад

I got a vasectomy and don't plan on having kids. This is so interesting to watch. Glad I don't have to worry about it as much

@toptierdiscordmod7806 2 года назад

I actually think this might be a good thing Humans will finally die out and that's awesome

@anthonypc1 2 года назад

5:11 Oh, I wasn't expecting the doctor to produce the sample from you himself. The privacy curtain was considerate of him.

@BizzeeB 2 года назад

"Spermageddon II: Rise of the Flaccid" was a great porno.

@adamstahlecker6254 2 года назад

I’m waiting for Spermageddon 3: Tokyo drift

@cusswordsayer3558 2 года назад

Spermageddon 4: a rock and a hard place

@nonprogrediestregredi1711 2 года назад

Spermageddon V: It Takes Balls To Keep Swimming

@fsdfgasgfisd 2 года назад

Spermageddon VI: The Pitch

@mikimouse3001 2 года назад

Spermageddon VII: The Penetrator.

@baddoggo8269 2 года назад

I loved how raw this was. This is quality journalism. Taught me a lot. Keep up the good work, vice!

@atach881 2 года назад

The doctor lady was so nice and sweet if I ever have to have my fertility analyzed I hope it's someone like her.

@flamingmuscle 2 года назад

i love the awkward camera cuts hahaha

@insight_lolubad 2 года назад

No one fills up the whole cup? This looks like my time to shine 😎 Edit: shout out to all the heavy haulers in the comments.

@puffpuff5336 2 года назад

Bruh 🤣

@ww8407 2 года назад

Right because the I way I shoot, it would have been at least halfway. Lol

@Omar-jk8ny 2 года назад

Grand master coomer

@kingpest13 2 года назад

Funny how they said that so many times. Methinks the lady doth protest too much

@mohabatkhan2288 2 года назад

They are talking about sperms not pee

@ryanabel002 2 года назад

The handshake with the doctor is the funniest thing I saw today.

@whitfaber12 2 года назад

People are heavier and more stressed now too. That can have a huge affect on sperm count.

@Mkoivuka 2 года назад

0:20 "That can affect.." footage features Campbells Soup cans in the background.

@brentrebrab 2 года назад

Legend has it that doctor uses his elbow to greet people regarless of covid

@dexterlacroy4132 2 года назад

High Five!

@prestonfaust4267 2 года назад

God damn...

@Helaw0lf 2 года назад

I am humbled someone had the nards to journalize this subject.

@maxmccann5323 2 года назад

0:51 *"mysterious monoliths"* They pulled that prank off fucking amazingly

@spookayitsme 2 года назад

I fully thought that Dr was in there producing the sample 😳

@jadenpetersburg1431 2 года назад

Message to all women with perceived fertility issues, get your partner checked!

@benjones5610 2 года назад

It’s both actually. Everyone is affected

@babieuvlog7030 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fUIZlboTQq4.html

@dantan1249 2 года назад

I for one think it’s a good thing that people have to try to have children. It should be earned. The real question is how do we make the idiots less fertile? 😂

@moons4363 2 года назад

Yep

@philjohnson4607 2 года назад

@@dantan1249 Dummest comment ever. The noses and crony capitalists are already taking care of that.

@tmzebe530 2 года назад

Good job on this one. People need to see this and know this information.

@shindeirunani 2 года назад

"These are my boys here" LMAOOOO

@tayloraguiar 2 года назад

Okay but it’s hilarious at 0:23 when the woman says can and they show cans

@aye3678 2 года назад

8:40 love his late reaction to what you just said, haha!

@babieuvlog7030 2 года назад

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@ayamtaken2580 2 года назад

That's one way to stop overpopulation, nature always balances

@notoriusdrifter40 2 года назад

Thats what I thought

@Player-re9mo 2 года назад

There's no balance here. Infertility increased in countries with small and aged populations. Countries with huge amounts of people are not as affected.

@KryssLaBryn 2 года назад

@@Player-re9mo They did say it was a world-wide phenomenon. And the US has the third-largest population in the world, and it certainly sounded like it was affecting the US. Luckily we've got a large enough global population that while this would absolutely be concerning to anyone individually affected, on a species-wide level, it's probably a good thing, overall.

@Player-re9mo 2 года назад

@@KryssLaBryn it's not a good thing though. If a group of people goes extinct mankind loses from it's genetical diversity. Think about the Native Americans. Only a few still live today and most of them are mixed and live in poor conditions. I don't want such a catastrophe to repeat itself.

@trawrtster6097 2 года назад

@@Player-re9mo I mean isn't "mixing" a good thing for genetic diversity? People of the same race/ethnicity are more closely related to each other, so it would make sense in this way of thinking to encourage people to have children with those of a difference race or other physical attributes. And the poor conditions of Native Americans aren't because they're not many of them or that they're "mixed" but because colonialism put them into that position.

@s0appy683 2 года назад

wow an actually good vice video

@Sneakyboson 2 года назад

Human civilization is truly on the decline on all fronts.

@Bmanritchie 2 года назад

ABOUT TIME WE HAD THIS TALK! Lanes finally opening up cause FINALLY so many people DON’T want kids in an ever shittier environment.

@Pia9804 2 года назад

Let you name and family die when you refuse to carry its name futher

@Bmanritchie 2 года назад

@@Pia9804 - Why would I care? I’d be dead. GOP: Personal responsibility! Me: Okay, won’t pump out any kids that I cannot afford to adequately care for. GOP: NOT LIKE THAT!

@Axeman20 2 года назад

Yep, never having kids especially when it's super expensive to even provide for yourself.

@litchtheshinigami8936 2 года назад

@@Pia9804 good.

@Bmanritchie 2 года назад

@Kat T GOP: So you’re stingy in caring for your child(ren)? How selfish! Me: You’re a more empowered “capitalist” when you don’t have to waste money on child rearing.

@Harrysmash10 2 года назад

Well done this needs coverage

@TshepoMoagi 2 года назад

Mans shares such a personal thing on the internet for science, mad respect Zeke Spector.

@gamer-ff6mh 2 года назад

Because it is a good report. Anyone would.

@g.dfirestarta6474 2 года назад

I was worried, then I had one and two more in just over a year. They worked!

@paptapto22 2 года назад

Lol are we gonna get a male handmaid's tale straight after covid?

@michaellarue8645 2 года назад

Its called the alphabet people

@likelovetothelost 2 года назад

Well in Handmaids Tale it was actually mostly the men who were causing the fertility problem

@babieuvlog7030 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fUIZlboTQq4.html

@jasonlarsen4945 2 года назад

It's how they got the "female" handmaid's tale. If you pay close attention, it wasn't even the women who were infertile in handmaid's tale necessarily, they didn't bother to test the men because the society was so patriarchal they wouldn't entertain the notion that the women weren't the problem. A lot of the commander's wives weren't barren, but their husbands couldn't get the job done. The fertility doctors knew what was up. In both the movie and the show it is revealed, somewhat subtly.

@biancat7761 2 года назад

@@jasonlarsen4945 yup, it'll still be blamed on women.. They'll find a way to blame us... Believe me.

@gatorademan69 2 года назад

"those are my boys right there" never laughed so hard from vice before

@Andyreds1776 Год назад

Female hormones in tap water as a by product in female urine of females taking contraceptive pills ended up in our water system and they are not filtered out ended up as one of the factors that decreases sperm count.

@Leonidas2024- 2 года назад

When he said. “No im going to produce here” 😂

@vassiliaye1244 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@ryx257 2 года назад

*Doc hands you cup* "This isn't gonna cut it Doc, you're either gonna need something bigger or you might wanna have the janitor on standby"

@DocOrtmeyer 2 года назад

Hahahaha

@helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316 2 года назад

Would be funny to purchase like two cups worth of horse semen and fill their cup and then spill a bunch of the floor, then hand it to them. They would be in shock

@dmares700 2 года назад

We really should be outraged

@sn1000k 2 года назад

Or horny

@agathachris9722 2 года назад

But we won't.

@gregorymalchuk272 2 года назад

People aren't even outraged at boys and men being PHYSICALLY castrated by infant circumcision, much less outraged by chemical castration by plasticizers, herbicides, and birth control pills in the water supply.

@sadhu7191 2 года назад

As a man I see that humans have no plan but to breed until world ends. Humans only care about breeding

@stormy3898 2 года назад

I'm not trying do be depressing, but do we really care? Let's be honest here.

@gaywizard2000 2 года назад

Literally a concept in A Handmaids Tale!

@rebeccacarter697 2 года назад

He was so happy at the end. Cool!

@D_A-G 2 года назад

Very informative, thanks. I wonder how much does stress affect the sperm count as well?

@Grunge_Cycling 2 года назад

Actually so happy for my boy’s healthy sample!

@TheTonialadd 2 года назад

Wait…you’re using your boys sperm???

@babieuvlog7030 2 года назад

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@DocOrtmeyer 2 года назад

😂yeah

@michaeltodd2923 2 года назад

Spoiler alert lol.

@arandomperson5434 2 года назад

FBI OPEN UP

@zbridgjpxupzm 2 года назад

All of these have been known for decades. There needs to be more awareness and action about it.

@JimmyJaxJellyStax Год назад

This is the worst pandemic in human history

@onefahq 2 года назад

I have Sertoli cell syndrome which means I don’t have the cells that make sperm. That’s what I was told by a radiologist, an endocrinologist and a surgeon at Vanderbilt but they don’t know if I ever had them or if it was due to drug use or what. Had to have a testicle removed due to a growth on it and that’s when it was discovered at age 39

@LucretiusDraco 2 года назад

amazing! I love it that we are feeling more free to talk about things that matter even when it's outside of our comfort zone ( : I wish my generation had been as free as millennials u guys n girls r awesome!

@senior1146 2 года назад

Interesting I learned something new !.

@nikolaisafronov3452 2 года назад

Chemicals getting in the water from paper audit rolls (thermal paper) will cause that too.. And people usually get a print-out on them on each purchase.

@tombig4011 2 года назад

My wife and I had no problem getting pregnant at 26. Our second child I was 31 and it took almost a year bc of a low count.

@tombig4011 2 года назад

I had two things going on that the dr think caused it. My thyroid was hyper active causing Graves’ disease that caused issues with my pituitary gland. At that time I had my lumbar spine fused and was on high dose of opiates. The dr thinks one or both caused the issue. I have not taken daily opiates for 4 years now and my numbers have still not came up any so I’m not sure that was the issue.

@johna3564 2 года назад

Excuse me, how is an episode on sperm count not on”Balls Deep”

@johna3564 2 года назад

@@siouxmaelstrom4042 u like it nasty

@galedribble9535 2 года назад

@@johna3564 😳 Whoops…think I may be interrupting you guys

@johna3564 2 года назад

@@galedribble9535 come join the fun

@fezenstein 2 года назад

This scenario the guy discusses happened with my wife and i - no kids, then our 30s and it took us 5.5 years and a lot of science to have our son. both of us had surgeries. etc.. it's intense