Splatoon 2 - How to Use the Squeezer and Foil Squeezer 

Also Main Power Up is good on the Squeezer, I forgot to say that in the video

Im just commenting to boost his algorithmic ranking.

I swear to god, is this Squeezer thing a meme now?!

Over 2 years later and Foil Squeezer is now the most broken weapon in the entire game

but If YOU WANNA PLAY LIKE A *LITTLE BI-* ^Long Range Specialist^ THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL PLAY THE *JET SQUELCHER*

Shout-outs to all those squeezer mains out there!! You have determination and I respect you for sticking with it for this long!

is it just me or are there a lot of squeezer videos coming out

This is legit the 4th squeezer video I've seen this month and it's been like 3 days what gives splatubers??

As someone who mains the squeezer for some ungodly reasons, I can safely say this whole video is 100% accurate. I use the foil and my gear kit is two sub saver mains, one with all ink main saver subs and the other with all run speed subs, and object shredder mains with three special power up subs. Great video, man.

"That poor pro controller!" *Laughs in Turbo Mode*

have to stop playing splatoon to watch this splatoon video

OK, Is this Squezze February or something?

The more i keep watching the harder I keep laughing XD Amazing video!

Captain has such a good sense of humor. I don't even play Splatoon 2 anymore and these are still enjoyable

Did you guys group together to make a meme or what? XD

I honestly forgot about it

The best way to play the squeezer is to not.

I love using the squeezer you either like it or you don’t I guess you could say it’s a hit or miss 😉

14:35 “Better defense than the rams” you uploaded this at the worst time.

And then there’s Dude who “actually” like the gun.

I really really love this video! Awesome skills. .somewhat, alot of my favorite Star Fox song tracks including the remix one,and...thus may help me out using the Squeezer.

I only recently learned what popping cherries was and when I came back to rewatch this and saw the joke, I straight up died

i remember when the squeezer was a mid weapon now it’s one of the most broken. funny how that works

#JetSquelcherBitchSquad I’m actually a squelcher main and a message to anyone using it DONT be afraid to use it at mid range the fast fire rate gives you some adaptability so take advantage of it.

#ProjectSqueezer is the best bday present I've had all day, lol

If there's one weapon I want you to review, its the Heavy Splatlings. I want to know which set is better, but I honestly prefer Deco because it has walls and bubbles, great team player weapon imo

RU-vid recommended did me good! Subbed! Also started Splatoon 2 in January. 👌

1 - YOU ARE UNDERRATED 2 - THANK FUCKING GOD THERE IS SOMEBODY LIKE YOU IN THIS "PLATFORM" THAT STILL GOD DAMN SWEARS

Some good points here, Cap! Other ideas for gear: Ink Resistance. You could use a little bit of this since you don't turf very well. Special Power is TERRIBLE on the vanilla after 4.3.0, but INCREDIBLE on bubbles. Main Saver is a good choice on both variants, but be careful not to invest in too much. Seriously. I'd use a balance between Main Saver and Ink Recovery, say, 3s of each as opposed to 2M Main Saver. All Recovery can work, though, since you're not a very ink-intense weapon. Object Shredder is a NECESSITY on the Foil. Run speed isn't necessary since you don't need to do tons of strafing with such a long range. Definitely some Special Charge or even Tenacity. Possibly a little Special Saver if you're more support-oriented than anchor-oriented. Sub Power Up is meh. With your range, bombs are mostly a close-range weapon rather than a long-range, and while Splash Walls can benefit GREATLY from it, there's other more valuable abilities you ought to invest in instead unless you have extra slots. Definitely NOT Quick Respawn. You're not a slayer. A little Quick Super Jump can go a long way, too. 2s or 3s is enough for your role, really~

Did they started a "Revive the Squeezer" campaign over in Nintendo HQ and hired you for that? I mean, this is the n-th video within the last few days about this weapon. To be fair: Your video is the most comprehensive and entertaining one.

Your video is amazing!! Love the humour.

Little did he know that squeezer would become meta

Should be called “Cap makes some dynamo players sad” with all the dynamo kills in these clips

For a mainly splatoon channel I’m liking the Star Fox Assault music!

"going ham on the right trigger" inkbrush mains laughing in the distance

wel here are some other gear options: comback--comback is an efective ability to get more special once you die and can be realy useful on the Foil Quick Superjump--it is the best ability in the game even when only using 1sub, no reason not to use it special saver--1sub saves 8,9% more of your special and 2subs saves 14,6% more special, do I need to say more? bomb defence dx--1sub can help you survive 2baller bumbs and alows you to keep armor if you get hit by an indirect bomb explotion and 2subs alows you to tank a fizzy(the strongest sub in the game)and survive main power up--1sub makes it so you can hit someone with 1long range shot+short range shots and get a kil, so can help if someone tries to get in your face p.s. you stil a weeb if you use the Octobrush~

This is beautiful content

Thank you for following my request, I shall reward you with a smile : )

I love the description of solo clam blitz here. That happens so much of trying to give someone clams as they give you clams.

good soundtrack choices for your videos

Wowie... Are you going to do a series on how to use sub-par weapons?

hope this channel blows up lmao

The runs joke was hilarious

This is really painting with wine

I think the Squeezer is actually good. To me it helped me in tower control.

If you have good aim and want a weapon that can take advantage of it go for the h3 or, if you prefer to play more aggressively go for the splash-o-matic. It has amazing turfing abilities as well as the potential for a very fast kill if you can hit all of your shots. If you have amazing aim you can use the neo splash-o-matic and go for those epic burst bomb directs.

3:14 Ah yes, I love drinking PepPepPep

Play it like you drank a whole bottle of champagne.

I like your use of Octopath Traveler music ;)

The Squeezer I’d say is like the Battlefield 4 (or whatever Battlefield games the weapon is in) AN-94, where the first two shots come out fast with rapid fire on while the other shots come out a bit slower but can also be changed to burst and the two shots are fast while the Squeezer has one shot that goes a bit farther but all the shots after spray everywhere

Idk what you talking about. The squeezer is my go to weapon

0:25 when my last amount of toothpaste wants to come out

I exclusively played bad weapons in splatoon 2, and this ended up being my second favorite weapon near the end of splatoon 2. this whole time, I thought it was garbage because i was never in the competitive scene

As a Foil Squeezer main, this is painfully accurate lmao

I've been playing squeezer for over a year now and I still love it. Foil Squeezer specifically though. I am aiming to be THE Squeezer main of my community.

you take that back about the sploosh-o-matic 😭

finally a good guide

Thank goodness you can now customize the buttons on the Switch controllers.

"Rollin' around at the speed of round" was that a mistake or on purpose

I was using the squeezer since it got the buff and its a really good weapon

me:ughh... must sleep... school in morning.... brain:FUCK SCHOOL, CAPTAIN ASTRONAUT JUST UPLOADED

This aged well lmao, it’s kinda meta now

Almost as many memes as Etce. I like.

Vasko will love this

I know one good thing. If you own an off brand pro controller with a turbo button the squeezer becomes a weird mix between a splatershot and a jet squelcher with the ink consumption of a splatling

I don't get it. Isn't it just a better splattershot pro? It has slightly more range and does the same damage. PLUS it can actually cover turf decently

I kinda like using this thing sometimes... Chargers can get tiring and the Jet Squelzers dosen't have bubbles which is nice to have for certain maps

"It's like a sploosh-O-matic but worse" Me, a sploosh main: >:(

You had the star fox music this video pretty neat

I love your videos they’re masterpieces! But could you do a how to on the Nautilus?

I don’t know what kind of pain you went through when getting the montages for this weapon but thank you

The squeezer is basically a buffed splattershot pro mixed with a nerfed jr

Developers :here's a new weapon Captain : *plays space jam *

my preferred controller style is the clash blaster, where you throw it in the bin

The nostalgia inkling

1:21 Which is why you should get a hori tac pro and have its turbo functionality set to that trigger

That's nice and all but when do we get a bamboozler guide?

I DIDNT REALIZE IT WAS CHAMPAGNE UNTIL I SAW THE THUMBNAIL PLEASE

1:23 That’s where turbo mode comes in

HIT OR MISS!! LOL VERY NICE

I have like 10 vids that I wanna watch, I chose this one

I liked the hit or miss bit that one was funny😂👏

Ooo i just remembered that Solar soundtrack

The Squeezer is not a wine bottle IT'S A KETCHUP BOTTLE

Hey Mr. Astronaut, have you done a video like this on the Sploosh-o-matic yet? You could start off by saying how much it sucks to be the shortest ranged weapon in the game... but then moving onto the pros. The sploosh-o-matic may be short ranged, but it has incredibly fast killing, high mobility and turf coverage, a good kit (not on the neo version though, that one has a terrible kit).

Don’t forget the nightmare that is trash blaster mains.

Don't forget to put a link to the squeezer playlist, you only have one fricking job.

Ballpoint splatlings barely got nerfed, to the point of only effecting run speed builds. I don't understand why people care so much.

I used to think the squeezer used to be cool just because I like being a tigger finger kinda guy, but then I realized it's purpose is really bizarre and I'm probably better off using another weapon that does the same thing except I don't have to use the trigger finger 24/7.

3:42 HOLY SHIT I RECOGNIZE THAT MUSIC

I think the Squeezer is automatically the most versatile weapon in the game. Do one input for a copy of the Splatershot Jr, do a different input for a copy of the Splatershot pro. Who wouldn’t want that?

Holy crap that intro is a quarter of the video

Hit or miss, the squeeze never miss, huh? You got a splash bomb, I bet it doesn’t ink ya ! Mwah He goes find another weapon and he won’t miss ya, He gotta skirt and hit a veemo like a squidgang

A splattershot pro with a floor paint mode sounds good in theory

thanks you revealed my secrets. now people know that i have long range.

Oh so its just a Mess, gotacha fam ;)

9:00 Xenoblade Chronicles 2 version 2.0.2 Adds Aux Core "Massive Melee Mythra", which combines being Critical Up VI with a small cosmetic change to Mythra (specifically to the area of her costume just below her neck). Also, the two most powerful "Blades" are in fact Fiora and Elma, the former because she has a passive that adds a constant 40% to everyone's crit rate (that is, increases 10% crit chance to 50% and 60% crit chance to 100%), and the latter because she comes with Overdrive, which you may be familiar with. Oh, and did I mention that both of them let Nia and Morag cast an incredibly useful healing Art, while still offering two incredible DPS Arts that make them serious contenders for top DPS in the game even before accounting for how they boost the DPS of other party members? Oh, and how the DLC includes custom difficulty, which lets you massively nerf Chain Attacks, Healing, Special buildup, Party Gauge buildup, and Blade Combos, the most ridiculously dangerous foes in the whole series with the Land of Challenge and Bringer of Chaos difficulty, which sets everything in the custom difficulty sliders to the most ridiculous settings possible?

"You take the clam. Me? Do I-okay you. Will you make the super clam?no? Me? Oh oka-shit!!" 👌👌 I love clam blitz one of my favourite modes, since I actually learned the rules, but dang when your team doesnt know basic things its killer. More than once I'd be over at the enemy's basket waiting for someone to supper jump, ive just taken two guys down and yet they break our barrier, all my teammates are hardcore failing to defend the basket from two people and I'm thinking do i help them? Can they - they should be able to handle two people right? Ye-no? Aight they're enemy team has us down to 35, dang it. And that happened in a span of 20-30 seconds. Id like to think im decent at the game, but if they have a blaster or squelchers, its straight cold sweat from me.

1st off: squeezer is better than splattershot pro, (do not @me). 2nd: This video is godly just for choosing nothing but star fox music. ❤

P O P !