Splatoon 3 and HOW TO MAKE TIME GO FASTER 

Or watch the Splatoon 3 direct 48 times a day until the game releases

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KEEP CALM EVERYONE 1 MONTH LEFT WE CAN GET THROUGH IT I KNOW WE'RE STARVING FOR IT BUT WE CAN DO THIS

I mean, this is pretty accurate for the game of Chaos. 😂

😂 can’t wait for this game soooo freaking happy they added a katana

We're already pretty close to release day, we don't need to wait that much longer.

The wait is torture loool, I've already watched the full direct like 5 times.

oh man that music is so nostalgic

Time bending speedrun splatoon3%

Gave me a heart attack when i saw that price. Thought they raised the price from $60 to $80

*_Have you, ever, recited the definition of "insanity"?_*

"Have I ever tell you the definition of *woomy* is?" "Woomy is, squid partying on the same f*cking Ranked Battles over and over again expecting **Veemo** to change"

COMON WE JUST WANT SPLAtOON I NEED THE SPLATTING IN MY LIFE

Actually, I got so exited that I blinded myself into thinking that it was now September 9th instead of August 9th, about to embarass myself awkwardly on my side- long story short.

*Proceeds to cryosleep*

Thanks for the advice Gab

Dang I've been watching your content since I was 16 and now Splatoon content is coming back after 5 years of Splatoon 2's release. Can't wait to see more of your content, GG!

ever since the direct, time has decided to move at 0.00001x speed💀

I am definitely trying that Shark floatie special

Thanks for the advice gab, time to go insane now

EIGHTY DO- EIGHT- EIGHTY DOLLARS!? *literally drops on The floor crying*

the desent into insanity has begin

How to make time go faster: P L A N K

instructions unclear, i'm stuck in year 2530 and the world is on fire please help

The return of the king

Do you think that Salmon run next wave will have the small fry even stronger than before.

Really can't wait until the game launches 😫😫😫

Your Back GG Goat.

Yo no way it worked it is now September 9, 2022.

Big man best idol change my mind

If the game is coming out in September, how is the premiering splatfest on the 27th of August???

Omg GG I just realised your a Callie fan, so am I *callie forever*

I'm contemplating whether or not to forward time because if I do get Splatoon 3 faster but school starts like a few days after

I really wished by just setting the date to 27/8 will make the event start earlier.

So soon i will be able to play splatton again. So long aftwr the first game. Sadly couldn't play the second one.

I have already pre ordered the game a week ago so I am set

been surviving off of tumblr art and gifs and splatoon subreddit theories

Thanks for the profile

I need to get the world premiere downloaded before I forget

Guys I saw creation of the universe, death and rebirth while watching the trailer…

i already preoredered it physically

IM GOING TO EXPLODE X 7

im not excited about the new fuetures of splatoon 3, more for splatoon 3 shorts collabs, keep up the good work

Or u could preorder than set the time and date on your switch to September 9th

Just start existing on 8/27 lol. Though the method is kinda luck-based.

O my goodness

CMON JUST A WEEK AND 4 DAYS TILL THE WORLD PREMIERE BECOMES ACCESSIBLE

Real shit

This will be Ninjala’s downfall

80 DOLLARS?!?

I already have a game pre-orderedAnd the world Splatfest Pre-order

Lmao how I just got through the long wait time was I just forgot about the game

Pov: you want splatoon 2 but there is a new game me now._.

ITS HERE TOMORROW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Little bit of a fun fact: if you pre-order via Walmart you can get a little plushie along with it. (This might only be for US I didn’t check)

Gab are you gonna download the testfire thingy

if you have strong pc just try the the rainbow canyon mod or something else

To true

Yep

U should’ve gotten the world premier to wait for 27th so u can play early for 2 kinda whole days

that's like a demo right? or we need the game to play? 😰 I don't understand

Is nobody talking abt how enlarged that forehead is?

Did I ever tell the definition of insanity

jokes on you my rb and lb controllers doesn't work

ok

Hello I'm here from the future. And yes Spl3 is great.

Man splatoon 3 is 80 dollars I did not know that

GUYS DONT WORRY ITS NOT ACTUALLY 80 DOLLARS CHECKED

If it’s actually 80 bucks i will cry

Do you know an artist designer who draws a custom paid inkling or octoling plz?

I see

Hold up... does that say the game is 80 dollars!? Is that the actual price, or is this video outside the U.S? Edit: Alright, it's 60 dollars here in the U.S, it's all good

Wait why is it $80

Haha that's a funny meme -- $79.99 WTF?!

Wait what!?

i wish i had a switch lol

Who else is excited for splatoon 3 shorts collabs?!?

Is the game really 80 bucks or is it because some preorder stuff? Not really used to e-shop

I’m guessing you saw the direct? 😁

Lol

*VAAS*

Insanity? Its doing the same fudging thing over and over and over again. and never ending. And getting the same fudging result every and every and every single time. There u have it. Have a good day 👍.

80 dollers!?! Wow I might not pay until later

UHhhhh idk guys I pre-ordered it for free so yea also GO FU-

*cries in gay*

what is going on in this vid

Sorry, $80? Jesus

This "game" is and $80 splatoon 2 update...

im too poor lol

80$

Why is it $80??

Why is it 80 bucks

Does it cost really 80$ ?

Why is it $80?

First !

WAIT....THE GAME IS 80$ ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️I THOUGHT IT WAS 60

Also download the... "Premiere" Man, we really aren't going to get true Testfires anymore huh? Too much content

How is your game $80 I thought it was like $60?!

but... The game is at 60 dolars

80€ wtf