Splatoon 3 - Sizzle Season 2024 - Nintendo Switch 

Notice something about the jellyfish? He's got a Deep Cut fan, Squid Sisters sticker and a Splatoon 2 Splatfest logo. Nintendo knows what they're doing...

That Jellyfish’s bag had all three idol logos. Finalfest is going to tear this community to SHREDS.

They turned a flipping _toothbrush_ into a sheathed sword. That has got to be the funniest weapon they’ve ever made.

Honestly, my Switch imploding from having all 3 King Salmonid on screen at once is a decent send-off for the console.

They better give us more time for that triple boss fight in Salmon Run. 100 seconds aint gonna cut it

YOU GET TO FIGHT ALL 3 KING SALMONIDS AT ONCE IN BIG BIG RUN THAT ACTUALLY IS CRAZY

We lagging our switches on Attack of the Triumvirate with this one 🗣

I've just realised something Splatoon 3 starts with a scene where your character takes the train Where does this train go, you may ask? TO THE LEMURIA HUB WHAT A WAY TO RELATE THE BEGINNING AND THE END OF SPLATOON 3!!!

0:36 sounds like Pearl isn't the only one who has canonically sworn in the Splatoon universe

If Grizz expects us to beat all 3 King Salmonids at once, he'd better cough up the best weapons.

1:45 makes a lil more sense when... - New special splatfest codenamed sand - 5 days long splatfest and possibly big run - deep cut, off the hook and squid sisters performing all in the same place all these data leaks point out that the final fest is near, and the theme is pretty clear.

If the final Splatfest is Squid Sisters vs Off The Hook vs Deep Cut, I hope it’s a unique news report where Deep Cut’s broadcast gets interrupted by Squid Sisters and Off The Hook. I also hope the battle music changes depending which team you picked. You pick Squid Sisters, you hear Splatoon 1 music, pick Off The Hook, you hear Splatoon 2 music, etc.

Oh wait hold on. That stage is right next to the tipped eiffel tower.

Finally. *The Biggest Run*

Don't worry guys, the bracelets aren't Splatfest Tee bracelets, they look more like concert entry bracelets, it's not Final Fest confirmation, the community isn't going to implode.

Okay, listen: this is THE MOST chaotic Splatoon 3 trailer EVER. It really emphasises that the core theme of Splatoon 3 is chaos: - new weapons, splatana and stringer, are those that were added only in Splatoon 3; - Lemuria Hub is located really close to the Crater and Alterna (see the ruined Eiffel Tower in the background) - those clips from the desert and Scorch Gorge - BIG Big Run - the soundtrack It really feels like the dev team tried to make this trailer as chaotic as possible. And, to be honest, it makes me feel kinda sad... because it really looks like a proper "thank you" and "farewell" to the whole Splatoon 3, like paying your last respects : ( I will miss you, Splatoon 3. Thank you for everything. And farewell. P.S. To my mind, it kinda feels like ONLY NOW Splatoon 3 remembered that it was about chaos. Because the previous trailers and seasons weren't quite about this theme : (

0:37 splatoon swearing confirmed, best update yet Edit: apparently I was wrong, we've always had swearing. But now we need it as a feature

SASHIMORI MY BELOVED IS BSCK WELCOME BACK

1:34 The tower from story mode in the distance. We are kinda close to the crater in this map.

Never under any surcustance give splatoon the aux cord

Interesting to note that at the end of the trailer (where it shows the release date) there's the sound of a geiger counter (that thing that detects radiation). I have no clue what the means, but it might relate to the jelly.

No ones talking about how the mint decaviator has a freaking sheath?!? That’s so sick!!

1:06 YOOO I CAN STOP MISSING MY VERTICAL FLICKS

Fighting ALL three King Salmons at once!? Amazing! I'm sure my random teammates who don't know how to lure won't let me down! :D

Nintendo confirms the year is 2024 *Confirmed*

ALL THREE KING SALMONIDS AT ONCE???!!!!

It took me *this* long to realize that Decavitator is a pun of decapitator.

we’re in the endgame now boys

So basically you can play the grizzco bow in ranked

Finally!! A brand new type of Stringer snd Splatana!

1:34 omg paris dlc leak? /j

0:13 that jelly be TWEAKIN Edit: JESUS CHRIST HOW DID I GATHER 500 LIKES IN ONE DAY?! TYSM

Okay I have a theory about the jellyfish. It's carrying all three logos from each idol group: Squid sisters, Off the Hook, and Deep Cut. But notice where it's traveling? It's the same desert you start off from the game, where Agent 3 kicks off from their adventure, which is exactly where the train station is at. That's where he's traveling to. But what's his destination? Maybe it's a teaser for a new concert featuring all three groups, or maybe it's a teaser for more story-wise content (since, we've been complaining about it before) or maybe, the jellies are evolving???

Triple big run: Looks fire My Switch: Is on fire

I don't know why people suggest that the final fest of this game will be about the idols we've had so far. If you actually remember the final fests of the previous games, they've been deciding the fates of the next game, so how would the idols of all things be able to go about that?

the jellyfish on the end has merch of all of the three idol groups in the splatoon games, could be hinting that the final fest would be in a theme of the idols

0:13 I'm just now realizing that the footage is sped up and the jelly isn't just spazzing out for no reason.

I was going to say that the lyrics of the song sound very human, but I remembered that the octoling in Sashimori uses mixes of human voices for the songs

Damn I guess that means no more returning stages... I was really hoping saltspray rig, urchin underpass, and the Reef to return

1:46 Okay, Whats with the Jelly? Very interesting.

0:51 Just in case if I have a bad breath during Turf War.

1:51 In this part, I don't know but it seems that Nintendo is preparing a surprise for us.

Everyone is talking abt the idol logos on the jellyfish's bag, but what about the tentalive glow bracelets it has on it's arm!! It might not be the final splatfest theme, but maybe hinting to a concert with all three groups? :D

It would be so hilarious if Nintendo was just gaslighting us with that Jellyfish at the end

it's so cool on how we started w train station in splatlands, and ended on train station in splatlands

0:02 this new song is giving sonic soundtrack vibes

I KNOW SASHIMORI WHEN I HEAR IT

Feels weird that this is likely the last season of Splatoon 3 content updates, though perhaps they can squeeze out one more since there are 2 more new weapon types in the files. *EDIT:* The new weapons in this update are confirmed to be getting 2nd kits off-rip, it’s Joever.

1:16 BRO WHHHAATT!!!😭😭

SASHIMORI IS BACK! Also the new song sounds very unique, it doesn't sound like any of the other splatoon songs and that's pretty cool. I wonder if there's gonna be another new sashimori song since there's usually at least 2 new songs each season.

Either the Jellyfish is teasing the last splat fest.. Or there’s something a little more about that jellyfish..

can we take a moment to appreciate the new music it really stands out and is such a banger!! New weapons are looking promising ngl especially the bow! 👀

Looking frame by frame at the end, here's the specials each kit has: Custom Hydra Splatling (Splattercolor Screen) Custom Range Blaster (Kraken Royale, also has Splat Bombs) Bamboozler 14 Mk. II (Super Chump, also has Fizzy Bombs) Heavy Edit Splatling Nouveau (Crab Tank) Custom Douser Dualies FF (Triple Inkstrike) Recycled Brella 24 Mk. II (Triple Splashdown) Mint Decavitator (Big Bubbler, also has Suction Bombs) Wellstring V (Ultra Stamp)

0:26 Guys is Scorch Gorge getting a Re-work or is this the dev version of Scorch Gorge. I am 50% on a rework of Scorch Gorge & 50% on the dev's version of it.

GREAT DAY FOR US SPLATANA MAINS! The breaths of my enemies will remain fresh. It will hurt. But it's a small price to pay for not having cavities....

This IS sizzle season 2024

0:36 w-was that a censor-bleep in the song?

Just make EXP food tickets work on Catalog level already!!

Why is everyone saying the music is weird? Have we forgotten about SashiMori entirely?

Did anyone notice that you unsheath the splatana, such a cool detail!

1:25 The new map layout looks like Skipper Pavilion

The detail of the new splatana un sheathing for the charged slash is so cool.

Jellyfish had three things: The fan representing Deep Cut. The pin representing the Squid Sisters. And the bracelets which I believe represent Off the Hook because of the coloring.

Can’t believe it’s almost been 2 years since Splatoon 3 first came out. Dreading this may the the last major content update and the final feat is approaching…

IT'S REAL. IT'S HAPPENING

SASHIMORI'S BACK!!!! Now we need hightide era back!

IM SORRY, WHAT?! IF I SEE HORRORBOROS, COHOZUNA, AND MEGALADONTIA AT THE SAME TIME IM THROWING MY SWITCH IN A VOLCANO

The hyperfixation is calling us again

*THOUSAND MARCH OF TRIPLE KING SALMONIDS INTENSIFIES*

0:37 Did they just CURSE?!?!?!?

Splatoon 1 last fest: Blood bath delux Nintendo: Hmmm lets do it again for splatoon 3 :D

1:49 GUYS ITS FINAL FEST!!!!!!

When me and the homies can't defeat one King Salmonoid but now have to face THREE:

Like how the number 8 was the theme for Octo Expansion and Splatoon 3's whole theme revolved around threes, I'm picking up a serious Sevens theme for the Salmonids. from the smoke of _Seven_ Rings, to their great migration said to occur every _Seventy_ years, to the _seven_ Grizzco weapons in the Wildcard rotations, and now the BIG Big Run coming soon with the Triumvirate! even Splatoon 2's Salmon Run had you facing _seven_ common types of Boss Salmonids, before we got Flipper Floppers, Fish Sticks, Slammin Lids and Big Shots joining the roster.

SASHIMORI IS BACK BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

All three King Salmonids at the same time is gonna be very chaotic when it happens

This is it Luigi

I cant help but let out a small cackle whenever i hear the *_beep_*

I haven't touched Splatoon ever since the Final Fest from 2, but it's nice to see its successor (and the trailers in general) still going strong!

love the three kings screaming together. also 1 map and 2 weapons, nice

i said it before and i‘ll say it again. the weapons are always so good looking. i love all the ideas behind them

1:06 lets hope that splat bomb was from a custom range blaster.

Inevitable Flyfish and Big Shot spam during the Triumvirate of Terror.

Oh so the splatfest was a sign of the danger. Regardless of how this turns out... I'm surprised we got a 5-shot bow and a... I assume a Lunge-type of splatana. Interesting weapons and the dual sided stage is nice! Sorta like saltspray or skipper pavillon.

OK SO TO SUM UP: -SASHIMORI RETURNS -HEAVY EDIT GOT CRAB TANK (MY REQUESTED SPECIAL FOR EDIT) -NEW STAGE IS FIRE -NEW BOW AND KATANA ARE FIRE -BIG BIG RUN IS THE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOTIC PARANOIA OHHHHH THEY COOKED WITH THIS SEASON THIS WAS SO WORTH THE WAIT

thanks for finally making a stage that isn't a tetris piece

The fact that we put so much detail into on little weapon is crazy like the Mint Decavitator is like a real sword when you swig it

New stringer: Most military looking weapon I've seen New splatana: 🪥

Sashimori has returned Thank god

sashimori being back is so hype 😭 missed them heavily

FINALLY AFTER NO ATTENTION WE GET A CUSTOM HYDRA SPLATLING!!!!!

pink: crab, splashdown, strikes, stamp fizzy -stringer -dousers -edit -recycled brella green: screen, chumps, kraken, bubble splat bomb -splatana -hydra -range -bamboo

Im in love with that new bow!

SASHIMORI

0:36 If I had a nickel for every time a Splatoon song contained a swear, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

If it's not 8 people in the BIG Big Run, we are in fact all cooked

0:36 I swear, they cussed! 😧

We're making it out of Splatsville with this one!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

This final update is looking PEAK they definitely cooked with this

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