Sri Sri: Ranker of The Universe | JonTron 

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Throw 15 rocks into a bucket of water and you have the most powrful being in the universe. Rock soup is 17 units.

Theory: The reason we have enlightened "shower thoughts" is because we go up two units from being wet.

This feels like the magic system I was trying to create when I was 8 years old.

From Goop to Gupta, Jon truly is enlightened with modern mysticism.

So when Hitler was screaming "Nein Nein Nein Nein!", he was just telling us how many units he had. It all makes sense now.

I like how a DEAD person has more LIFE units than a living one.

"What's Tier 15?" "YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT, DO NOT DO TIER 15!!!"

Sri Sri, now that’s a name I wasn’t expecting to see again so soon. A few months ago I did this meditation retreat where you had to agree in writing that you’d show up the whole weekend. I don’t think they did anything to people who broke the agreement, but they left it vague and enough that some people attended the whole thing out of guilt/fear. We were also told not to speak with anyone outside of the camp about the things we were doing, which ultimately was just some breathing exercises and yoga. The “reward” for making it to the final day was getting to learn about the person who invented the curriculum- none other than Sri Sri….We then watched a pretty long documentary about his life, and were told that by staying involved in the organization we might one day become teachers and meet Sri Sri in person. The arbitrary secrecy, use of guilt to motivate people, and weird fixation on this one dude…All of it set off my “THIS IS A CULT” alarms, even though we were doing pretty harmless stuff. I got the hell out of there and didn’t look back lmao

Remember: You are just a few rocks in the pocket away from being better than Ghandi.

JonTron has changed his posting schedule from once a year to 3 or 4 random times in a year. I am truly grateful.

I NEVER thought I'd actually see JonTron blow his own brains out on camera.

Sri Sri has the smile of a guy who knows he is fooling loads of people and he has no shame from it

"Get outta here you little 7 unit mammal." Is absolutely what I'm going to say every time my cat begs me to go outside.

This was just a long-winded way of Sri Sri saying that he's the most important person in the Universe

Level 20 is Goku tier but y’all just aren’t ready for that kind of truth bomb from SriSri yet

The graphic designer DID NOT just “throw in the towel” Jon. 🤦🏼‍♀️ He advanced from level 9 to 10, duh!!

Sri Sri is just like a kid who is making up a new game for his friends to play and keeps changing the rules during the game, lol. You notice Sri Sri is trying to hold back the laughter with each level he mentions.

The gun gag was beautiful. I finally felt like I was watching classic JonTron again.

Jon has truly just embraced himself as being a living meme. By far a modern wonder of the world.

I love how Gandhi specifically appears in both tier "9 and 11". Coincidence I think not.

He is both a guru and a wealthy person. That makes sri-sri 29 points

Having Jon mention Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne is the closest we'll get to him ever reviewing games again.

God damn it. That fucking wall bit had me dying. The cutoff is what did it for me. It's like with perfectly cut screams, I love it

The sudden Norm Macdonald appearance had me in stitches.

By drinking four cups of water I have rejected my humanity and have become the perfect being

If there is a takeaway from this video beyond the fact that Albanians are equal to fourteen rocks it is beyond me

The blue guy was called Rama, hes basically part of these ancient hind texts that were like comic books but written 5000 years ago approximately. Basically a super human like Hercules who did a bunch of crazy shit and transcended into becoming a god like figure.

My favorite moments this episode. 2:19 "If you are sad and upset I too and upset and saaaad." 5:18 "What is this? Birch?" 8:25 "No way I'm gettin' through that. Completely solid. But watch this-" 11:59 "The ones in the 7 figure and up tax bracket...wow, they're really needing my help! Don't worry, it's tax deductible." 15:12 "Look, okay, frankly, Level 15 is paid DLC, okay?"

I KNEW my pet rock was alive! People laughed at me, mocked me for saying my pet rock lived. Sri Sri proved me right! Thank you Sri Sri!

As a Hindu I have absolutely zero idea what the heck is Sri Sri trying to say. According to all Indian beliefs, animal and human life have the same value. Doing more good deeds is only going to bring your soul to salvation, but it wouldn't make you have more units or whatever Sri Sri is talking about. He was very popular back in 2014 with his Art of Living project where he intended to clean the Ganges river, but ever since it failed he's just been trying to stay afloat.

Sri Sri is out of his damn mind. This is strange, but true.

I lost it when Jon pulled out the gun so quickly lol. I lost it again when he pointed out that the little fluffy guy upgraded by getting a vest!

8:24 is a modern day classic JonTron moment; we are truly blessed thank you Sri Sri

His point he was trying to get to with billionaires was: "your kids are lazy and ungrateful, you should leave their inheritance to a guru instead"

Jesus Christ, Jon! You can't just hit me with that pop to the head! You made me bust a seam laughing my ass off! I hope there's a gif of that, I need to download it now.

When you get the chance to pitch your fantasy universe but you're not quite done with the world building and have to imrpovise...

You have just jumped down the rabbit hole of the pseudo science of Indian Spiritual Gurus. This is a never ending content

I was thinking about being a perfected human being. But instead I went and got 8 rocks to carry around with me. Level 16 achieved.

My mother doubted me for eating rocks. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, MOTHER? I HAVE ASCENDED BEYOND THE HIGHEST SPIRITS!

It is said during Kali Yuga that many false teachers and Wiseman will confuse people. Count me confused.

2 videos within the same month?!?! The world might be getting better

The characters used for the chart are so insane, I keep to have reminding myself that those are from the original video and that john didn't just throw them in there.

4:00 Ok, so when two rocks come together they make stones. 🤔🪨 6:14 I am Wesker from Resident Evil, I know I'm a 9 unit. 😎👍

Dude that brick wall joke was out of pocket. My gut hurts from laughing.

I choked on my food when Jon tried phasing through the wall and pulled out the spirit pistol 😂😂

That one guy got to 9 units because he helped 6 million people get to 12 units. Makes sense to me. The bearded man also helped over 1000 people get to 12 units. What a kind thing for them to do

Love it. ❤Love from India. I don't know how it will turn out at the end because Indian are very sensitive about religion and spirituality. But i love your video. Nvr miss any of your video. Btw those units are called kalas or skills. Like dancing, singing, archery etc.

6:12 knowing DC comics, this is probably more likely than it sounds.

After seeing that a dead human has more units than an alive one I was dreading the moment where he says, "Free fruit punch in the back, it's on the house!"

The bullet to the head was more hilarious than it should have been!

I don’t know if y’all noticed but at the start a human was 8 units of life but in the next scene when a human turns into a ghost the human is 9 units and turns into 10.

I need to see an interview between Sri Sri and Gwyneth Paltrow 💯

Nailed it !! I'm from India and only a few here dare to review these self proclaimed Godmen. People are so ready to get offended by any sarcasm or even if someone questions their beliefs.. Thanks for making this video. Love your sense of humour ✨

Sri Sri was the most unexpected thing Jon pulled up😭

Jontron posting several times a year is very 11 life units vibe

Bro he just called Kishor Kumar "India's most famous music artist" South asian Walt Disney. 😆😆😆💀💀💀 God Bless you Jon😆♥️♥️

As someone who loves vanilla icecream, you trying to sell Opera to me by comparing a normal browser to it backfired tremendously.

In case anyone gets confused: This is a *different* Ravi Shankar than the guy who played sitar with the Beatles. Apparently its not that uncommon of a name.

0:13 I wanted to eat that Jon...

John blowing his brains out caught me off guard in the best way 😂

Dang, no wonder the fire nation genocided the air nomads. They had an entire unit of life up on them.

I have no idea what this sri sri thing was talking about or what ranking everything has to do with anything but Jon made it funny as hell. 😂

This is one of my favorite Jontron videos to date. Thanks for uploading semi annually now!

8:37 He didn't get access 💀

I can't believe that the Blue Man Group is more powerful than anyone in history

I think that’s the same silver suit from years ago when he was the “alien that steals your chick” 😂 Looks exactly the same with some minor modifications. If so, that’s a cool throwback to one of the funniest and most underrated gags on the channel.

It's great to see jon thriving and making content that he seems to enjoy working on.

So rock has 1 unit of life. If I break that rock in two do I get two smaller rocks with half a unit or does each rock still have one. Or is the rock considered dead and moves up a rank or two like humans? I'm so confused

10:00 Okay, I do think it's internally consistent here. If you're a normal human and die, you go to ten. If you're a 9 unit human and die, you go to 11. Dying basically gives you a +2 to life units. So far so clear. So Gandhi would go to 11, because he was 9 when he was alive. That much makes sense. Presumably, there are more ways for spirits to level up after death, otherwise you wouldn't get to the "Midas' touch" level and above. But you can also get higher as a living human, you just have to live without the +2 bonus that death gives you; that's why you have 12 unit blue super human and 12 unit cloud ghost on the same level. Yet spirits can't go higher than 13, so if you used the +2 crutch in your early phase, you will lose out in the end game. That's how balancing is achieved in the game of life. And that's why you only have blue super humans at 14 and above.

Stone(1) + human(8) = Super human = Stoned human

6:17 i actually need that image

8:11 "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you'll possibly imagine." - Obiwan Kenobi

Jon really knows how to pick interesting, original content that is not overly saturated with coverage. Add to the humor he projects onto his work, and you have pure brilliance.

Jon I love that you continue to put so much quality control on your vids. You have barely ever missed, and that's so awesome. You're nearly as on-point as E;R, but that's the kinda goal that no-one should ever realistically strive for. Keep it up m8!

7:55 idk why i laughed so hard at unit 10 and 11 being an alien and steve harvey

"I definitely could've said it better myself" is another golden quote

Didn't expect the Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne mention but it's fitting. Heck, SMT music has been in Jontron's videos before so he clearly is a fan of the games.

Crazy that opera will show a whole decade of jon tron videos with that one feature

glad to see ya back at it again, we all miss ya jon and love your vids.

Jon: What about tier 15? Sri Sri: STAY AWAY FROM THAT! DO NOT DO TIER 15!

SMT Nocturne being mentioned was so unexpected but also kind of fitting for the video theme

I think that the 15th level is where you realize that the whole 'desires leads to suffering' thing isn't really gonna solve any issues in the long run, so you start trying to understand that anger isn't necessarily a negative emotion, provided you can focus it towards the injustices of the world And no, I'm not just saying this because Jon made a paid DLC joke

Those bells with the headbopping in the beginning.. perfection.

13:10 You can see him holding back laughter. Even the guy himself can't believe that people are buying into this shit

"You need the universe to hold all the trees in" absolutely based take on why the universe is always #1

Good see Jon Tron making content again, felt like there was a void out there without em! I do wish he would do a random movie review or game review like the past but any Jon tron is good jon tron.

That gag with Jon shooting himself and then the quick cut was so good :DDD

When the world didnt expect Jon to return, he casually blesses us after 2 weeks with quality milk

Sri Sri never said how many units he have. Definitely 15, he's just being modest about it, like a true guru he is.

i nearly pissed myself at 8:24 LMFAOOO jon ur hilarious bro

The most replayed joke in this video is the best new gif from Jontron

Never forget, Vanilla is such a good flavor that it literally replaced the default ice cream flavor. That's right, the "plain and boring" flavor of ice cream was cream, not vanilla.

I started dying at 8:28. He really just said “WATCH THIS!” And just pulled the trigger.

5:34 Typical human moment

"My 12 latest videos." Ah yes. Five years of JonTron content in one place. This is the future.

I was waiting for Ravi Shankar to bust out a sick sitar solo, then I figured out that that was a different Ravi Shankar who is now on10 units.

Bro... The gun to head scene was old school JT. Loved that! Killer content.

This Opera GX ad is unironically good.

I usually skip Jon's ad reads but this one was funny