Destroying my INTERNAL ORGANS with SHINING ROCKS 

❤️

Ight, im intalling

Jon if Raid Shadow Legends is holding you hostage then blink twice in the next video

Jesus bro, find different sponsor. This so gay, and I’m gay

Poggers

Its you! :D

JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM & HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE... YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T, THE POPE DIDN'T EITHER, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR RU-vid STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP IDOLIZING & WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

True bro… Wait… there’s no bots yet, I’m actually early for once.

@@scarsch2818 good job😊🥰👍💯💕💞💖

@@scarsch2818 it seems they don't have jon on the botting list

Hard hitting journalism

Box it and ship it immediately.

In a realm of dying credible journalism, this man out here asking the hard and tough questions.

@@MisterCoolthe2nd Journalism died a long time ago. It was one of the first things to be corrupted and killed by Democrats.

No idea how else he'd even answer that awful question, ahaha

Underrated comment!

Why is this not already in process?

“Goku” That is hilarious lol I can’t explain it but that was funny

Omg you're rright - they've just split the DBZ fighting tropes into individual people. Uncomfortable noises, glowing power, ki energy, and intense stares.

This comment deserves better

😂

Really? When I do it people just call me 'disgusting' and 'Sir this is a Wendy's'.

Yeah and when I do it with human flesh, I’m suddenly a “monstrous demon”

Yeah, and when i do it with shit im called a loathsome dung eater

Whatever you want to call it, you people need to stay the hell out of Wendy's. Seriously. Use the drive thru.

But when I do it with concentrated lithium, people call me "a moron" and that "I need to go to the """ER"""

Ok holmes

No, but I feel his contractual obligations with them are the only reason we still get videos and I'm OK with that!

That explains the long breaks.

it's free advertising

Oh shit, Jesse from Mexican Martial Arts watches JonTron?!🤯🤣

Right?, It's so damn sad

same

It's the same loneliness that leads people to waifuism, I'm sure

Yeah all I could think seeing that was how sad it is seeing all those older people in the audience convinced this is some mystical shit. Probably in a rough spot in their lives

You’re absolutely right. These are the kind of people that join cults

“Oh shit our performers ping must be high, he’s been frozen on stage all day

I mean, my irl examples could be aptly compared to Ralph Wiggems but yeah, I guess I knew those kids too.

@@gokuxsephiroth4505 I was that kid once, but only one time

It’s not childlike, but it’s definitely a presence alright.

I knew kids who ate glue.

@@paitynnicolosi8907 I knew kids who ate bugs and paper, I see what you feel.

Sometimes I feel the urge to came up with some bullshit like that because it’s so easy money

I feel bad for these people, even if they're stupid.

You forgot Californians.

​@@ChimpFromSpace if you were in a state literally covered in human crap that still costs as much as a new car to live in for a year, youd be pretty desperate

@@sterkriger2572 but you dont because your not scum like these people, unless you wanna collab on a new fake religion like scientology where we con them into confessing all the awful stuff theyve done and use it to make them work for us and we use their connections to further our cause i could get in on the ground floor for one of thoses

Side effects of prolonged gazing leads to babies with serial killer stares. They don’t cry, they don’t laugh, they simply….watch

Alternative alternative medicine, more specifically, abortion

​@@scottpeltier3977now we know who to blame for Michael Myers

Had to find this before I made a comment, this trend of renaming videos is the most frustrating shit it's like constantly being Mandela effected

Yeah the heck’s up with that?? Lol I wonder why he did

@@just_a_girl60 Probably RU-vid having a hissy fit.

@@Dr.Oofers ughh if that’s the case, typical YT 🙃

@@just_a_girl60Most likely the algorithm picked up on the phrase “alternative medicine” and it didn’t promote the video in recommended as much as a result.

I audibly laughed

RICO!

Do yall accept rubies?

@@paitynnicolosi8907 Yes but not plastic ones get that out of here.

@@justicebeske5704 Are you insinuating I am poor? (You’re damn right)

I want a jeweler in one of those sessions to be handed one of those "gems" (they'd have to really clean it) and to begin examining it, then pull a real jewel from their pocket to be compared. It'll likely change nothing for those latching on to this fraud as some very gross diety (you've taken a very wrong turn in life and hit rock bottom when a guy who spits up plastic gems is your idol), but the thought of causing him some embarrassment would be joyous to me.

Hello my friends, I hope you can help me. I beg you because of my harsh circumstances and the death of my husband. My daughter and I live in miserable conditions, but my problem is that you are engaged and her marriage is close, I swear to you, I do not want to shame her in front of her husband's family.

The one trick doctors don't want you to know.

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley grandpappy nurgle would like to have a word

You sell them for enough to afford real medicine.

Wat

What, are you a little bangladeshi boy?

@@tinobemellow The very one sacrificed for the gem

He must have come back to life, if he's got a RU-vid channel. Maybe Michael's magic worked after all.

@@sasdagreat8052 Thank him for his service. At least, I think that's how it goes.

Yes, totally not a murder.

Gemologist

@@dogbot55 beat me to it lol

@@dogbot55 I know, I didn't think it was a real thing until I looked it up- "Gemology is the science of studying, cutting, and valuing precious stones, but the essence of gemology is in identifying the gemstones. One who works in the field of gemology is called a gemologist"

I thought guys studying rocks were called geologists. Or is this a specialised version of geology where they only study gems?

@@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis Google tells you everything you need to know-"As nouns, the difference between geology and gemologist is that geology is the science that studies the structure of the earth (or other planets), together with its origin and development, especially by examination of its rocks while gemologist is an expert in gemology."

3 years is too old for an abortion, sadly.

3 years would mean it only started a a little over a year before Covid got big basically, definitely feels a couple years older than that but time got wibbly wobbly

no i definitely saw them pre 2019

@@elleffo The game itself might be 3 years old but adversities may have been out earlier

the wikipedia page says the initial release was july 2018, so idk about this whole 3rd anniversary thing chief

yeah honestly it’s sad

i feel like the braco thing can also be applied to that robotic cleaner arm that tiktok never shut their traps about. it’s the one where like 50% of the app are actually crying over the arm because of the meaning they crafted and projected onto the robot, while the other half is like “dude… it’s an arm that sweeps red water, tf is there to be depressed about??” at least with braco, you’re actually staring into the eyes of an actual human and the projections you put onto this guy make sense; with the arm, you’d just look silly.

I feel like I saw a social experiment or something where they had strangers on the street make prolonged eye contact without speaking and some of them cried or at least got emotional. I think it's probably a normal reaction for some people to feel an emotional connection, the sad part is them assigning all this extra powrr/meaning to one specific guy, rather than just humanity in general.

Hey!!!! I'll have you know those Livestreams are free.

Y'know what, you just made me feel A LOT better about some questionable life choices, friend. I appreciate your kind words, and thanks for not staring into my soul.

@@davidplaysgames470 Yeah, but the livestream will not cure diabetes, just light dandruff.

Too real. I recently had it out with a friend of mine who wanted me to help him pay $300 to a charlatan who gave him tarot card readings and "advice". 😮‍💨

Then she goes in to get it refit (and disinfected) and finds out it’s a 2$ ring from Amazon 😂

@@ryanm3377 If they had that kinda critical thinking skills, they wouldn't be there

I loved it, and it's canon for me now hasouhasuohsoahaso

he finishes by explaining it was Cleopatra's wedding ring gifted from Alexander and warped to his bowels

She says yes, and they have a big wedding. The ceremony is a chakra cleansing and blessing, and it is officiated by Stephen Turoff, which incidentally allows them to save on lighting. Braco is the best man. His "speech" moves more than half of the guests to tears.

I mean I'd lvoe to be able to summon a tiny earth to shoot raybeams at with my hans

Gem regurgitation is so underrated nowadays...This magical technique was commonly used in the Italian renaissance to feed baby dragons or even fully grown gargoyles, later to be used in cathedral building and fountain decoration.

"behave or ill cut your spiritual cord. Don't laugh. It's permanent, like circumcision." *proceeds to karate chop the air*

Don't forget the power to literally sever people's souls from their bodies and turn them into husks and the ability to, with enough practice, generate beams of raw esoteric energy capable of glassing planets. Honestly if all you need to become a literal god amongst men is to just relax your chakras and give them regular bath times, I'm totally down for them.

Spirit bomb??

He looks like the stereotypical hippie from a looney tunes cartoon lmao

an assemblage of molecules consisting of the elements hydrogen and oxygen sometimes abbreviated by the symbol h2o did proceed to usher forth from mine visual orbs in a sudden and most peculiar manner

​@@larion2336 Pro level right there. You have a great future writing corporate announcements and political speeches.

@@larion2336 change visual orbs to visual sensory organs and you're good to go!

it’s not crying it’s just your eyeball ectoplasm

Aptly said

I would absolutely love if there was a Hero based on Jontron

_Inb4 some rainbow-haired weenie with more pronouns on their blue checkmarked twitter bio than braincells cries foul and tries brigading Raid as istaphobic for having Jon as a playable character despite the dev studio originating from Israel (no, really, look it up.)_

does ALLATA DAAMMMAGE

Raid sponsors half of the internet at this point.

Remember when he would have shat on a game like Raid?

They should be like chained up behind a redneck guys F-350 and dragged across the I-95

*Laser

@@lucss21a lasek

@@lucss21a Laser eye surgery doesn't actually give you laser eyes. I spent an hour looking at bread and waiting for it to toast.

And jaundice

@@lucss21a it's technically both it's called "LASEK" and simply "laser eye surgery" (there's also LASIK)

I like how goop is just on an entirely different plane of its own

Goop is all of the above Edit: and occasional mundane housewares and kitchen supplies

@@TheTownNarcoleptic And dildos lmao

Goop is the only one that tells you to shove a rock up your vagooter.

traditional kinda leans into alternative bc they didnt hve real meds

Or Steven Turoff, The Light Harbinger.

I wonder what music starts playing when you fight them?

@@SneedBass Probably something on the lines of Seaths theme I would imagine. Something with the same sounds

@@glennquagmire8345 that would be a good song to go with that lmao

Braco, The Unblinking Soul-Gazer

Was it really a rogue wave

Must have been an ectoplasmic wave - it left behind the jewels and money and was totally BS. It's got all the signs of either a GHOST WAVE or BS. Probably ghosts.

@@crack9014 be quiet before braco gets you man

@@crack9014 nah it was an archer wave

A "rouge wave". Don't they mean calm water?

Wait he made us?

they revolted against and exiled their creator

@@LanceDragonov He made a joke in another video about how a certain scam artist just slaps his brand on something already there and claims to have made it.

Listen, we were very grateful for it, but we had to disallow him after that jockstrap incident

He is our Goblin shaman.

👁👄👁

Hard to beat a pro I guess

How did you not laugh your ass off and didn't end up getting beaten by old ladies?

That guy is so weird, i saw him in an austrian documentary about "alternative" and occult healing!

I bet I can beat him, BRING HIM TO ME

So... he stares at you? That's it?

And the refrigerator is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.

roasted

Goddam u savage

Kinda wished he went for the "Free will is a myth, religion is a joke" meme

@@fernandolangalu5772 haha Fernando oh you

No, he teaches you to throw up gems just like him.

14:30 is the time stamp peeps!

That looked so genuine I was expecting those iconic JCS red arial text that highlight sussy behavior to come up any second

I know it looked great

damn i thought it was just an actual interrogation room video lmaooo

Oh fuck... I just seen it. That whole sequence is perfect 😂

yes

ena: turon?

@@nseven1117 Turon? TURON?!

@@drasticplastic1218 TURON! TURON! TURON!

You are no longer allowed to speak 🔪

"God DAMN it, I JUST refilled this component pouch!"

Wait, where did my gems go? *hurk!* Mychaaaeeeeeel!!!!

everytime you fail your rolls to find the gems mychael gets more in his stomach

Yes.

Damn mortals always taking my spirit stones. Like dude, do your own Ritual of Binding if you want them so bad

The Four Nations: Light, Chakra, Stomach Gems and Braco lived in harmony until one day Braco attacked

@@technodragon990 How dare you slander the staring zoom meeting man like that.

>PRANIC GASPING

Brakira

Stomach Gems? So Steven Universe?

The real hang over cure is drink a ton of water before you sleep then when you wake up simply dont!

I’ll try this

He's far too powerful to be kept alive!

That sounds like something a Kpop stan would say. The difference is these people are being serious instead of facetious.

Does the wiki cover the mysterious disappearance of his master that taught him the GAZE OF MIRACLES?

he is an SCP

It’s true!!! Just from watching this video that had footage of him, I no longer need my 16th surgery!! My thyroid also healed, my acne cleared up, and my ovaries are no longer cystic!!!!

Read that as homophobic lol

@@donald12998 same lol

Homeopathy is a sham. So, yeah...that would suck.

​@@tron.44 There are some medications derived from natural sources that do work, but yep overall the Homeopathy crap is a sham.

@@tron.44I don't think you even know what homeopathy means.

That smirk tho is like ehen you watch two chicks you fucked fight over you at lunch. Lol

He reminds me of the "🥺" emoji

🤣 best comment I've seen so far.

@@errortryagainlater4240 We've reached a point where we compare emotions to emojis, the thing that inspired them in the first place. What a recursive dystopia.

@@deadliestvice5356 Sir, this is a Wendy's.

This happened to my grandfather ,guys always remember to check your back heart

@@normalperson1902 Two things you should check regularly as a man 1: Your prostate 2: Your back heart

maybe one day these scientist will find more hearts in our body . fingers crossed

@@normalperson1902 wow imagine having a space marine as a grandfather

@@wilmagregg3131 meng meng has nothing on the Emperor's gene seed

Yeah that was creepy

If you want a vision of the future, imagine Ted Cruz's long lost twin brother, silently staring at you in a Livestream, _forever._

Im pretty sure it was a video call, or at least a pre-recorded video. Doesnt make it less creepy though.

This is an attack on our democracy

I thought it felt like a Tim and Eric skit come to real life.

Also murdered his guru. Don't forget that bit.

@@xFukairix wait *WHAT*

@@morganpriest7726 iirc he went out on a boat with his mentor/guru who taught him the face and he was the only one to return haha

@@Marssnowable he retuurned also with all of his gurus jewelry.

Well yeah, if your apprentice can't kill you after you've taught him everything you know then you probably picked the wrong guy. Darth Braco did it, he's the real deal.

That line was a gem...no pun intended.

Billion Surprise Toys already did that and it was terrifying

And a reaction gif

It ended up eating Sigourney Weaver in _Ghostbusters._

I want that on a shirt lol

Yar har, fiddle dee dee. We'll stop up your colon expediently.

Swallow the gems and you'll clean your soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll

@@Potato-yd3hv and drift awayyyy

Aren't all doctors just pretending like the rest of us?

Post-corona that's pretty common sadly.

Probably literally, too

True, if 2020 taught us anything its gullible people will buy into ANYTHING no matter how silly it is.

I'd like to imagine him become a Vtuber and it just be a jpeg.

@Cheff Cheffington 4 hrs and no responses. Looks like your bait's a dud, bud.

@@BigFingerRo Bait?

?

@@404TVfr It's on his Wiki page, and some articles that can be found via Google. Looks like he's "absorbed" his mentor's powers.

Never let someone near your spiritual cord

@@404TVfr he and his master who taught him the "face" both went out on a boat only braco returned with all his masters jewlery.

@@wilmagregg3131 No no it's fine, clearly the master turned into light and braco stared at the light so hard that he warped through time and came back with a stomach full of gemstones

He’s Hungary for money

@@jeniferjoseph9200 take my like and leave

Yea he made so much money that it doesn't make any sense to stop. Dude has his palace in Zagreb, Croatia. Have you seen the room? Marble walls, damn thats some expensive shit.

@@FGazi-qf1hp And all from just staring at a camera. And I thought cam girls had it easy.

Let them memory heal you and soothe your soul. Don't deny yourself.

I would pay to see that TV show

Give Samsung a decade.

That man has spaghetti bolognaise on his mind 24/7

what if the refrigerator doesn't give his consent to get opened?

Yes, old people need to be eradicated

braco fucking killed a dude

I honestly can't see how he manages to have a following. He is just staring at a camera, utterly pointless to me. But again just my opinion.

@@Aliyah_666 it's his gaze, it's like a lasso. It feels safe at first, but then you become his prisoner. You feel he's about to say something, but words never come out. You then wonder what he's thinking, and you'll never know. You just have to be there to feel it. But i dont recommend it.

Damn…….I’m glad you were able to shake yourself out of his cult

At first I assumed this guy was just a charlatan. But something about him made me feel wrong in a way the others didn't when watching the video. Now seeing your comment I'm wondering if something demonic in nature is involved here...

Reminds me of that scene in the goonies where he spit out the gems on the ship

Relatable

@@404_namenotfound9 I like your pfp. That book is in my room!

@@baterwottle7290 haha no way!

Since this comment has 666 likes I like to imagine it's the devil actually reminiscing about his childhood

THE BEST KIND OF FEVERDREAM!!!

That’s Jontron all the time

Sometimes?! I'd argue they're always a fever dream -- and I love it.

Sometimes? Sometimes they're not fever dream

'Childlike Presence' sounds like a joke JonTron would make, which makes it even funnier having the lunatic in the original video saying it lol

I mean, they don't seem to understand what crying is, so they're likely so emotionally stunted that anyone who can make them feel anything HAS to have magical healing powers. The fact that people can just do stuff like this is depressing.

@@bionicdragon5 makes me wonder why anybody even tries. Why sacrifice weeks of your life to the capitalist gods when you can make bank staring at a camera and doing literally nothing?

@@nicholasszymonik5269 Because some people have standards, I guess.

i feel like braco is just trying to become a meme by having someone remix him into a video or something and then become more famous that way, jontron is probably helping him

There used to be a popular youtuber who would just gaze silently into the camera, and I'm pretty sure she got millions of views every time. Parasocial relationships have been around way longer than people think and come in many different forms.

It doesn't come out, it goes in

🤮🔷️🔷️🔷️ 😖💩🔷️💩

Ytube hidin' comments again ._.'

His stomach's a rock tumbler, and he shits out what remains.

Plumber: I don't know what exactly this guy's deal is, but this shit just bought me a summer house so I'm gonna keep my mouth shut!

Look up his psychics video. He's talked about Braco years ago.

Tbh I am probably that starved, oh well gang gang.

Yes - it’s very sad

Thats also why simping is rampant. I feel it should be considered an addiction or mental illness. Those boys almost cant help themselves.

@@Svoorhout85 Oh yeah, because they are totally "fixable" or could go to a doctor for help. You can't fix stupid. Ron White Tator Salad.

Nice lol

The infinity stones.

The Calamity Gems.

@@tausiftaha12 infinity kidney stones

The Tomar Gemeralds.

PHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

It can also vomit unusual things

He doesn’t provide a “service” so I think it’s weird too. If he brought people (paid actors count too I guess) and made them barf gems it would make more sense but I don’t get why he has a big circle of people following him or even a website.

@@fortniteblackmanta1098 I'm choosing to believe that it started off as an incredibly niche fetish and then snowballed from there. People _can't_ really be this stupid 😭

Because people are very gullible

some people are too dumb

I’ve met people who act like saving money is impossible, some people are just really stupid

My favorite part of that is the fact that he's completely visible on film, after stating that no camera can capture his image.

That was brilliant, but the one that really cracked me up was the dog joke and it just shows a picture of a hamster instead. That one always gets me.

If he added more special effects like layering light halos from Google images he may have been able to recreate it perfectly. Source: I took a class on photoshop in high school 😆

Yea I saw that too

no fucking way are they really

Oh DEAR XD