I was once trying to break open an electrical locker from engineering to get insuls, really having a hard time breaking that thing open. I walk into a room while dragging the thing and theres a guy in there who just says "Well this is awkward" and Im like "What?". He didnt have any visible antag gear or anything. I was in that room 4 SECONDS and the guy fucking EXPLODES into a blob, Im like, well, thats why. At that time blobs were pretty weak and it was an advanced round so he no doubt was gonna get steamrolled if I called it. So I point to the blob core, point to the locker and nod aggresively. He builds tiles to the locker and opens it for me, I get the insuls and I walk off after telling him I would report him in 15 minutes if the biohazard alarm doesnt go off by then. He ended up dying to an ERT but managed to take over most of science on the proccess, and wadyaknow, I also got a xray gun out of it so everyone wins.
Me when people ask for Plasma as Regular Scientist - would you like it Maxcappd on 2000 Degree and attachted to a Tank-Transfer-Valve? I just love it when those babies go up, like the 4th of July
