SS14 - Alcoholic Captain 

NO ONE WAS MEANT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!!

You can't not accept those career boosts when they come along.

the tf2 music fits perfectly

Weh

That was one hell of a round for me! Thanks for the cooperation.

Good editing? On an SS14 video? That's nearly unheard of!

It’s not a drinking problem, it’s a drinking solution

I have to give props to the captain here for intentionally sabotaging themselves.

Dammm that’s one pretty easy way to get captain just kick the poor lizard off because he be a sad drunk ga damm

Nooooo

Oh shit I was pun-pun that round. Started with being mama pun pun, but got bored and found a prisoner jumpsuit and decided to make it my goal to get arrested. Despite all my efforts making banana cream pies, you only ever took away my access rather than imprisoning me lmao. It was fun running around with a cap gun and throwing pies.

- This is an assault. I have a drinking problem? F*** you, Peck. You're a Mormon! - Ozzie... - Next to you, we all have a drinking problem! What the f*** is this! Whose ass didn't I kiss! Huh?! Let's be honest! - Okay, uh... - I mean, let us be f***ing honest. This is a crucifixion! This is political! And don't tell me it's not!... "I have a drinking problem."

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