SS14 - Id Card Microwaving Explained 

Apologies for the audio quality, accidentally made my mic quieter and forgot to change my OBS settings.

HOP's about to have a LOT of tiders asking for fresh ID cards

HoPs all around the world about to replace 15 "stolen" IDs per shift

Lilten just single handedly ruined every HoPs day for the rest of the month

convince security you are the new detective with these few steps:

my crow waved mai id gone *pensive*

chance of that double burnt card outcome is 6,25%

I feel bad for chefs. They are gonna have waves of tiders breaking into the kitchen to get more access.

Fun fact at least two maps QM have an ID computer in their room Let that sink in

tiders rise we are one step closer to gaining AA

On a lot of maps, science and medical have back rooms with microwaves. And access to bodies and other loot. Chaplain may have one, depending on the station. Though greedy as hell, as you could empty the bar vend for the crew instead, you can always take Pun Pun's and microwave it at round start as chef or bartender. May as well, as now any passenger will do the same after reading this.

Chef needs CQC NOW after this video to protect their kitchen and microwaves

Chefs now play ss14 tower defense

as a chef I am not looking forward to the coming tide LOL

Tangentially related story: Recently I had a round as a (non-antag) Medical Doctor where, for no reason in particular, I had ended up looting the contents of a security locker. At some point I thought it'd be a good idea to put on some of the stuff from that locker and see if the HoP would dare to give some random in a security uniform a security ID. I got the Sec ID, borrowed some gear from security's locker room, and was then arrested by someone who I can only assume actually brought their SecHUD and noticed I wasn't mindshielded. That was a funny aside, and it should serve as a lesson that sometimes pretending like you belong can actually work (as well as a lesson for me that I should stop fucking around like that when I'm not an antag). also I take pity on the HoPs for when they inevitably have to start asking Cargo for more ID crates after they run out of spares in the P-tech dispenser trying to fill the greytiders

Thank you!

This and agent card is a fool-proof gambling.

Also good if you buy a grab bag bundle and get cards.

Oh i saw people microwaving cards and got so confused lol

4:20 or at least it should stop Borgs from attacking you, they might just do it anyway on LRP

I can already see the commit message: "Made it so agent ID cards can't copy from microwaved ID cards due to 'data corruption' :)"

Theatre? Do we have theatres on the stations? I did not know that

this is kinda epic haha

Do other people see the pop up text when scaning ID cards?

As a HoP player, you get one free ID. After that I need reasons why you lost your ID, and why you haven't reported it to Security.

I was wondering why so many people were burning their ID lately. I thought it was a meme.

Bruh, i asked how to do this in the subreddit yesterday and the next day liten uploads a video on it, also does nukies dont have fuel tanks anymore? I wanted to make a flametrower for a reinforcement but there was no fuel for napalm.

The odds of getting 2 scrapped cards if a row is 2.25% chance. Very low but not downright improbable.

Wait borgs can’t attack people with Job icons? Or is did you mean robots?

0:35 about 2.25%

I was an moth mime stealed 15 ids form hop stealed the computer form bridge like THE ID COMPUTER IN MY BAG stealed the microwave form the kitchen so yea

Syndie IDs can copy stuff too, no need to buy agent. Just get bunch of clown cards.

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This was a god damn mistake Also Day 131 of asking Liltenhead to unban me in his comments

Damnit, now my strat of buying a agent id and asking hop for a personnel crate off rip is known. DAMN YOU LILTENHEAD!!!