Stan finds the cure for SARS. Chief Runs With Premise asks for help for his son.
"Red Man's Greed" S07
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EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY
Everyone is dying more in the streets of South Park.
TOWNSPEOPLE
(moaning coughing dying)
Stan runs up to his father holding a paper bag.
STAN
Dad! DAD!!!
STAN'S FATHER
Stanly! Did you have an inward journey with the old man? Did you have a vision?
STAN
I don't know if I did or not -- I saw something -- someone spoke to me - and told me the middle class white way to cure SARS.
Stan reaches in the bag and pulls out three items-
STAN (CONT'D)
Campbell's chicken noodle soup, Dayquil, and Sprite.
STAN'S FATHER
Yes... Yes, of course. Quickly Stan, we must give it to everyone.
FLIP TO:
EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY
HAPPY MUSIC PLAYS as Everyone is up and about, eating soup and laughing and talking, seeming to be a lot better.
Kyle's family along with Kyle walk up to Stan's family.
KYLE
Boy, that really did the trick Stan. I thought we were kinda, sort of, not really, done for!
ALEX
Thanks to you, we are all safe now, Stan.
CHIEF RUNSWITHPREMISE
AAAAAAAHGHGH!!!
The townspeople all turn to look-
The big bulldozers and machines are pulling up to South Park once again, but this time equipped with missiles, guns and cannons.
CHIEF RUNSWITHPREMISE (CONT'D)
NOW, I WILL BLOW YOUR WEAK, SARS INFESTED BODIES OFF THE EARTH!!!
Everyone stands up and joins together to be blown apart.
CHIEF RUNSWITHPREMISE (CONT'D)
What the -- wait a minute... STOP! STOP!
The Indians all stop their vehicle and the Chief jumps down, steps forward and looks around at all the townspeople, standing and facing him.
CHIEF RUNSWITHPREMISE (CONT'D)
Your... Your SARS! Where did it go?!
STAN'S FATHER
We have cured ourselves using the medicines of our culture.
CHIEF RUNSWITHPREMISE
MY son, Premiserunningthin, has the SARS as well. You... You can cure him?
6 сен 2024
