Stand-Up Comedians Joke About Being Single 

"Oprah is the only reason why women read" bro that took me off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Dating in your 30s and 40s is really like shopping at Marshall's."😂

Being single is so much better than being with crazy.

The last guy wasn't even being comedic. He was just spitting FACTS. Straight facts and valuable life lessons.

Josh funny as hell yo 😂😂😂

You have a great job lol

I am 27 and single. This just gave me fear of being single in my thirties 😂

Glad this got recommended to me 🤔

Here's one I came up with about my my boss at catering. See, she was upset I had signed up for a one-person shift, because I'm kind of a slow learner and do much better with a helping hand and guide. She said she didn't think I could the shift by myself. My boss: "I've told you not to sign up for shifts by yourself, I've been very clear about that, I don't know how much clearer I can get for you to listen. You need someone there to give you instructions and guide you." Me: "You know, I'm beginning to see why you work so many wedding receptions" The roast is clear, isn't it?

NIKKI GLASSER GOD DAYUUUMMMMMMMM

Dulcé!

If you’re not happy being single, then you’re doing it wrong!!! (Me to that one kitty litter comedian)

The last comic is giving Micheal Jackson🕊 Doing stand up in his younger days...

I know if I was in these age groups, young middle age, I would be laughing at these guys. But, now it's, a different QR code.

Marshall's...I would have gone with Pic 'N' Save.

When I met my wife I was 3 out of 3. Now I'm 2 out of 3. and at any given time I could have any of the 3 out.

" He let u decorate your cage "

Still single at age thirty eight, And i'm so grateful, Why you ask? Because being around your parents miserable marriage is enough to remind you that You're better off alone!

Then bring a box of chicken casserole

Less and hippss and bodddy

First?

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Yo everyone complaining about being single and me here never kissed never done the dirty or had a boyfriend or girlfriend I have some instances that I get depressed because of that but in the same time I'm good because I could do whatever I want aka I'm 25 virgin hood is simi good who am I kidding just let me hide in cave 🤚😐🚶‍♀️

Could of sworn I unsubscribed tf

Where did all the funny comedians go?!

Men in your 30's and 40's have great dating options if you did the work to be useful. Women are hitting the wall.