Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones Pitch Meeting 

hating sand is tight

Bahahahaha

I have no memory of this comment of mine.. but hey, likes!

Still a better love Movie than twilight.

Well, at least the age difference isn't that big. Plot wise she is 5 years older, in reality the actors are both born in 1981.

Killing women and children is super easy barely an inconvenience

Too bad Anakin didn't get a chance to tell Padme about all the Jedi younglings he slaughtered. ='[.]'=

love there are zero thumbs down

Obi Van: please stop doing that.

Falling in love with murderous psychopaths is super easy, barely an inconveniece.

Blue Falcons Suck “Those were only sandpeople. By the way, we should stop them from voting.” “Umm...”

To be fair... girls like a bad boy they can fix. Him acting like he's a tortured soul and her immediately falling for him is probably the most believable thing about this movie. And a few years later, realizing she can't change the bad boy and then acting surprised and blaming him when he acts like a douche... also quite believable.

B Stogsy Huge agreement.

It's not the first time a woman has changed her mind.

Voting? Taatoine is a dictatorship. ;)

I almost pissed myself.

The stuff he comes up with is amazing

Yes. It were as if Lucas had a similar meeting mid-production, and got to a point in the movie where he said "Okay these are prequels, and we're at the midpoint. What does the finish line look like again?" "Well sir, your protagonist has two kids, becomes quite evil, betrays the order, and oh yeah, fans probably want to see how he got into the suit." "And where are we now, again?" "Okay. The protagonist is looking like those 50% of men whose family tree won't fork, because this dude is just not a competent partner for a Senator who could choose any man in the galaxy. You've just introduced a major plot point, driven by a character not yet heard from or seen. Probably worth a B-plot, or maybe even a C if you have a neat trick still up your sleeve. Should we work on some concept art for this Sif-" "-Tuttututt. Explosions. Big space battle with all the jedi and all the bugs-" "Bugs sir?" "The bugs....umm...they build the droids. The flashes and booms will deter anyone from questioning why ObiWan fights the clone template on one planet, and follows him to the next, where he fights alongside the separatists. There won't be any time for a deliberative galactic body to question these events. Neither will our earthbound viewers. It's WAR TIME!" "But the movies will be on DVD. There's an internet. People will eventually think you've lost your fastball and that you should just sell all this to someone who can keep up with today's audiences."

The Median Man this is spot on and brilliant! Sadly. Well done

@john smith John Smith is the key to all of this. He's a funnier commenter than we've ever had before. If we can get John Smith working...Oh wait...people working? This won't age well.

😂😂😂😂

That is one of my few gripes about this movie, also, didn't know the clones were CGI, it does not look like it.

@@EchthelionII its still weird to think there were no practical clones in all of the prequels

@@THESERIOUSKNOB Even in Revenge of the Sith?

@@EchthelionII yep, Temuera's face is just stuck on to the CG clones

Hammer&nails oopsie!

And it did start her career as famous actor. The only one to escape the prequels with a better rep than going in.

@@Carewolf Who is the actress???

@@joshuahendricks7201 Keira Knightley

Carewolf Knightly was the decoy in The Phantom Menace. The decoy in Attack of the Clones was a different actress. It’s also worth noting that Rose Byrne has a small role as Padme’s handmaiden.

Binge watching pitch meetings is tight

*Super* easy

Yeah yeah yeah 👍

No inconvenience

I wish I could stop

@scott carter Nah it was probably super easy barely an inconvenience

And that is not even the whole chain happening there. Actually Palpatine wants Dooku to get rid of Padma, who then sends Jango, who sends the other assassin, who sends a droid, who sends the worms. They are all not very hands on kinda guys.

gonna NEED YOU TO STOP BEING A JAWL BE DO BINGIE DO!!!! JAWL HURR!!!! AINT NO SLINKY'S HERE!!! AINT NO CONVIENCE JAWL MOVIE IS GREAT DO!!!

That’s a lot of ass

Something like this happened in China and like 14 people got arrested in that hitman subcontractor scheme

Absolutely slaughtered me

I mean it make sense like if you kill someone to hide your killings you kill more people

I’m late but there was a Jedi shrine underneath the council building which palpatine manipulated sort of like how yoda used the cave on degobah to hide himself

I died

I don't want to, but I have to be the smart ass: The Dark side is clouded, because of what is explained in one of the answers. But also because the Jedi aren't as good as they were years ago, and they lost their connection to the force a lot

Damn...almost paints us Warsies as nerds who've never been near a real woman. Do FB Bots count?

Udy Kumra i literally read this at the exact same time he said it

@@cjhepburn7406 Nono. Not Warsies. Just George Lucas. Warsies didn't like Attack of The Clones, after all.

They accidentally said exactly what was said in the real pitch meeting.

gonna NEED YOU TO STOP BEING A JAWL BE DO BINGIE DO!!!! JAWL HURR!!!! AINT NO SLINKY'S HERE!!! AINT NO CONVIENCE JAWL MOVIE IS GREAT DO!!!

That’s the line that got me.

😂😂

“Jeez!” 🤣

Amen!

"Oh, what happens to her?" Ftfy.

Great movie...

Cats turning tight shirts into tight crop tops is TIGHT

She screamed for like a second and then completely forgot about it, she rolls on SAND and is still fine...

Hey Star Wars Theory, nice to see you here

Hello

Anyway I gave this the 66th like

Hello There!

Murder is atractive

Yep we gotta use up them cgi pixels or the went give us more!!

I died and then came back to life just to watch the rest

yes well the image was on point, I coul imagine the Wallmart sign behaind Dooku, jajajajajaja

I had to pause to take the time to laugh at it also (then looking for that specific comment to share that magical moment I had with the person that posted that comment first and if I wouldn't have found it, I would have post it and hope someone would then reply to me and talking about how they look for that comment...)

Benjamin Jones I almost pissed myself laughing at that line.

Dissing dust is even tighter.

It got me through college.

...that is the actual footage of the movie! But that is what makes it so good

3 years later...

@@chrissonofpear1384 thank you, it is correct now.

Younglings were Jedi's not sandpeople who in Star Wars I guess are subhuman... He should've noted the underlying racism in the series

@@Tony78454 maybe Padme has an intense hatred for sandpeople lol

@@jagothegamer5750 probably because they blew up the twin space towers lol

I'd describe him as creepy whiny brat

You're both correct!☝️🧐

Interesting choice!

Same can be said about Luke in EMPIRE, no? He DID kiss his sister...

@@jondunmore4268 Actually leia was the one who wanted to kiss luke, not luke himself

I frickin died when he said that.

This killed me.

Dead😂😂😂

Hahaha one of his all time best lines

Rewinding 4 times to hear that line...completely hilarious

WEEEEEEeeeeeell... What'd'ya know!!

Wafflehouse is tight!

Wizzzdommm

Who's name is Dexter Jetster.

@@EchthelionII the creator of Jet Set Radio!

At least it's all explained in detail in the canon Clone Wars animated show.

Ah, me too

Me too lol. Some more info in the Dooku book

same here, i almost choked

I think Dooku or Grievous may have killed him, and then his blood was infused into Grievous (because, otherwise, how would Grievous be a realistic threat to the Jedi?). "You fool. Count Dooku has trained me in your Jedi arts (but could any regular person train in the Jedi arts and use a saber effectively?)."

Let's get on with it. They intentionally tortured and murdered her so it was justified.

@@TheBrickGuy7939 yah but the children did nothing

@@bruhmoment1171 Well he tapped into Vader a bit I guess.

@@bruhmoment1171 How do you know? Maybe torturing captives is a part childhood activities for Sand People.

@@barreloffun10 Sure maybe but tan Akins actions showed he was already on the dark side

Mikey Mike fair enough

Barely a inconvenience

Why? Because

Because

Right.

28joshg oh ok!

Reading comments is TIGHT!

Cleaning up sand on the other hand is super inconvenient.

Getting sand everywhere is tight!

You forgot irritating!

The solution to it not getting everywhere is also tight 😅

Everyone who's had to deal with it everyday knows how annoying it is.

You have a different experience than me. Everyone laughed because of this one guy with a explosive laughter.

i laughed uncontrollably

They didn’t know what they were watching. It’s one of those deer in the headlights moments. But in hindsight you’re like “wtf?....why do that have to happen?”

Idc what people said I enjoyed it. Prequals had alot of problems but the lightsabor fights was not one of them.

True!

But explains a hell of a lot

Isn't that technically what's happening in this video series. It's just Ryan talking to himself

Benny Mirisola Whoosh!

That's what this guy is doing in the video while spewing older than a decade "jokes" that in and of its self is so silly it's sad.

Benny Mirisola r/woosh

nah, that's also CGI

I never noticed the clones were CGI.

U r savage

I need to go back and see how bad the cgi is

@@SkeletorTclaws It's not as bad as one would think, some of the background is bad, but that's about it.

Nah, they need more evidence to take to a judge.

@@abduljah9355 Judge? But the Jedi Council is the judge.

I mean i guess its like fog. You can see the fog but you don’t know what’s there?

@@DeathnoteBB If the only thing that can create that fog is the Dark Side, you pretty much know what is there

@@mikerodrigues9822 lmao yeah it would literally take the dark side to use the dark side to cloud vision. The saying goes that the dark side is a faster way a gaining power but the light side is better in the long run. I'd like to say that statement is absolutely wrong because yoda is as "in the long run" as they come since he's literally hundreds of years old. Dude has centuries of experience in the light side of the force. So why can't someone with that level of mastery in the light side detect someone with a fraction of the experience using the dark side? What are the actual benefits of the light side because the only thing something gets done in the franchise by a jedi ot involves the use of the darkside tendencies.

Of course, he casually wears a BDSM suit and mask

@@Amira_Phoenix He's also clearly into erotic choking.

"Were there no other Jedi?" "There were loads of them, but they're going to send this irresponsible pervy one with incomplete training to protect Padme." 😆 And Count Dukhu trying to escape on his scooter does look like an old man in a Wall Mart parking lot who hit the gas too hard on his Hoveround and lost control!

Just like Darth Vader

She was canonically just 5 years older, THAT'S not the deal breaker IMHO.

@@Alias_Anybody she was 5 years older but Anakin was 10 years older.... Okay

@@goldensun2787 She was five years older than Anakin, making her about ten years old in Phantom Menace.

@@Dargonhuman She was not 10 in Phantom Farce which ruins the movie imho.

@@Dargonhuman she wasn't ten. Is say 15-19 Anikan was maybe 10

And then he'll be teamed up with a precocious female padawan. I'm beginning to think that the Jedi were anything but wise.

Obi Wan explained what was needed

Siphidius

Did you ever get antibiotics for your siphidius?

i think it's pronounced sifo dyas

Do you mean the series almost universally hated? Guess they were right after-all. Disney will churn out content even if barely a million are watching it just so they can get more people to pay for Disney+.

Tight crop tops are tight.

Thanks, kitty cat! 😍

Sadly the best part of the movie.

@@valinperal she said in an interview back then she didn't even go to the gym to look like that. She just wakes up and those perfect and not over-defined abs just look like that! Wow...

@@WesMordine I thought they did those in cgi

Everett Kitley Indeed. It always baffles me how some people like to bash Jar Jar and kid Anakin above all else, but Episode II is arguably worse even though Jar Jar is barely in it, and Kid Anakin is nowhere to be seen.

Joseph Brown Teen / "Adult" Anakin was way worse than kid Anakin

Michael McGrath Anakin the mannequin.

Michael McGrath To be fair the script was absolutely horrible. I don’t really blame the actors so much for the prequels as much as i blame george lucas for thinking he could write dialogue.

Joseph Brown Let's have an honest discussion. Which is worse: Attack of the Clones, or The Last Jedi?

It's quite easy to understand why he has to fight like this. If he can jump high and quickly they can have shots from different angles and Yoda can actually reach out Dooku duh. What does people want to see, Dooku keeping a tiny alien at distance easily and just him poking a small target on the ground over and over...?

Watch clone wars

@@Frightknight15 bro I’ve seen TCW. We never learn much about the dude

@@collindevries1965 there's still that mini arc that shows what happened to him

As you (we) wish

@@burger_kinghorn Misquoting movies is *tight*

@@tracewaldram you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Super easy, barely an Inconceivable!

that movie is flawless. there is nothing he could talk about.

But he's had ex-girlfriends he has named characters after so how do you have an ex-girlfriend without ever talking to them?

Didn’t notice that thanks

@@timothysimmons9441 well technically all the screen writer guys and executive guys are different people depending on the company

That's because he's an incel that doesn't understand quality storytelling that doesn't only cater to being relatable to plebs.

Didn't he say he had kids that where super into politics?

Yeah! I usually recite the second half with him but I got it all this time! 😅 I also love that he’s still using “please get off my back about it,” variations. He’s so good!!

Oh really? How does that work?

I wonder how many times you had to edit that on account of not proofreading it first.

ur buggin'

YES!!!!

Who me? No only do bad movies lol

Compared to the action in the new Obi Wan Kenobi show that fight scene is fantastic

I wouldn't be knocking that Yoda scene. We got our answer as to what makes him a Jedi Master.

If you hadn't seen the OT before then it would make sense to think it was cool because you wouldn't have understood the purpose of Yoda as a character.

Oh really?

Super creepy love movies are tight!

Its an inconvenience?

Have to agree

I like the bit where it’s tight

It's a must!

Then he should do eps 4 5 and 6

Come on what are the chances he'll do that one next

Won't doing the next sequential movie be extremely difficult to complete?

Undisclosed Username actually it’s gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience

It is possible

I can't see the storm because there is this big storm in the way.

"Um?" 😂😂😂

His "umm" reaction was my favourite part.

FAZE Booquifius wrong. You see a storm but there is a bigger one on the way that you can't see.

Oh snap I'm gonna have to watch that one!

Well, otherwise you wouldn't have a Ben Shapiro profile picture.

@@lukasnummer1 It’s as a joke I don’t actually like the man

For as bad as the prequels are, at least they're not the sequels.

Dandy TV Sequels > Aids > prequels

@@MichaelM28 No way!

@@MichaelM28 that's where you're wrong, kiddo. At least the prequels brought us memes, the sequels can't even do that.

@@MichaelM28 You okay?

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough.. and it gets everywhere"

I liked a lot of the stuff from it. The one where Anakin slaughters the sandpeople with angry tears in his eyes was one of the best displays of emotion ever. It showed Anakin has a short temper and tends to give in to rage. Hayden Christiansen played the part beautifully. He really captured Anakin's boyish naive nature of wanting more than what he's given.

@@nicolasbally-carpentier1747 And it was directed by Irwin Kershner not lucas

@@nicolasbally-carpentier1747 Well the rumor that Fisher rewrote Empire Strikes Back was actually debunked. But ironically enough, apparently George actually had her punch up the script to Attack of The Clones.

That too. Also, if the studio had responded to the fan backlash over The Last Jedi better, then there wouldn't have been calls for a boycott.

Who wants to see a movie about a guy that was defeated by a kid and a blind guy... and don’t bring the novels, because they aren’t cannon anymore.

Rhianor The Dark when was Boba Fett defeated by a kid?

Rhianor The Dark Fans love Boba Fett

Michael McGrath he was calling Luke a kid I believe