Kylo, I'm worried you may have _body dysmorphic disorder,_ You are ashamed of your post injury physique - consider you took a bowcaster shot to the torso, most people wouldn't even have a torso after that. And hiding behind a helmet may indicate oversensitivity about you facial features, I've heard the criticism about the symmetry. Everyone has some asymmetry to their face, it doesn't mean that their father was secretly really their uncle. Those are just baseless attacks made out of jealousy from those that don't have their own Military Order to command. You really should consider getting somee therapy to help you overcome this, as well as some anger management techniques, it would really help improve your quality of life. You have responsibilities now, but you still need _"me time"_ to heal.
I'll find it in someone's heart to forgive the moron whose idea it was to make the prequels then sell the franchise to Disney, who then proceeded to make Star Wars die a horrible death.
@@thepaultato3243 Auralnauts will keep Kylo alive, where the films fall, they were always around to keep up our spirits and make the films more enjoyable.
That is a great point, so there are no spoons, not even sporks! No wonder they are so angry and frustrated. There was probably some spoon related incident and the acting area production managers only choice was to remove them from the Clone Cafeteria.
Actually *the horses are not what they seem* . *Palatine is possessing them* and he is going to make them *carry the entire resistance off the ship* and let them *fall to their death* , *getting his revenge for being chucked down a shaft for 20 years* . And the *lightning is Palpatine's force entering the horse's bodies* . Meanwhile, Rey does a *super force jump up to the ship with a force trampoline she stole from the Ewoks* earlier in the film, and, because she will reveal *she is a Skywalker* , then this jump up to the Star Destroyer will be called the *Rise of Skywalker* . Either that or the film is just a *massive funeral scene for Luke Skywalker* , where Rey *force carries his body(yes, his body, because he didn't become one with the force, he just went subatomic like ant man) *because she finds it funny that he said "the force isn't about lifting rocks" and she can't be asked to actually carry his coffin. Meanwhile, Kylo Ren is *sulking on the Death Star* because he never got a *birthday gift* *from Luke* and he really wanted a *blue lightsaber that Luke used once but is now called 'Rey's Lightsaber'* .
13: Rey came to your party and went to the effort of getting a pinata…? Play it cool, but I reckon that her discomfort at seeing you shirtless was sexual tension. Don't blow it by coming on to strong, but this doesn't seem like friendzone behaviour. Maybe suggest you two watch a movie, and choose something romantic. *The Notebook* has a great scene where the two leads are kissing in the rain. Afterwards a walk in the rain may lead to something.
Take your time to prepare yourself, the hair looks killer, but don't make it look too much like you're trying to impress her. Keep it casual, but just a bit better than casual. A good conversation starter to get comfortable is finding a mutual, non-controversial topic you both are passionate about. The safe option is bashing Disney.
Okay, Kylo, I know your last date didn’t end so well with you telling Rey to forget her past-it’s understandable, everyone copes in different ways and some people cope through acceptance. Maybe introduce her to some clinics that treat patients with domestic ptsd, I think she’ll really appreciate it. On a side note, going somewhere cold will bring you cuties together. I think you had the right idea with starkiller but you two hadn’t really gotten to know each other before-easy mistake we all make. Maybe Palp’s new ice barge will do the trick! Bottom line, be careful not to rush things. You got this dude!
You guys and Supreme leader Kylo Ben have been the best part of this trilogy. Simply the most entertaining, amazing content and you handled it so well that staring at the same 10 seconds replaying for 4 years has never once felt repetative. Impressive doesn't begin to cut it :)
I predict Han Solo will return in Episode 9 with a robot torso. He's going to fight Darth Maul with his robot legs. Robot legs versus robot torso, which is stronger?
"Things you missed" is really good for clicks, but if you really wanted to clickbait you should've titled the video something like "Sith Lord Breaks Down Force Usage On New Star Wars Rise Of Skywalker Final Trailer"
Whether Kylo Ren dies or not, you gotta keep him going. It doesn't even have to be Star Wars related to be relevant at this point. It can be other genres of movies or shows and it'd still be awesome. Same with Bane and Optimus Prime lol.
By now anything can happen. You could see an incredibly elderly Captain Rex pilot the ghost with the kid from the end of Rebels and tell Rey experience outranks everything. Or a Venator crash into a Star Destroyer
lol the birthday piñata scene actually looks like it could be at the cloud city of Bespin. They both had white interiors and in the special edition re releases they were recreated with plenty of window space that opened up the breathtaking views of the city in the backgrounds. And what do we see on the upper right hand corner? We see a city. Why would the cloud city not be in this trilogy? It’s where the origin story of “Reys lightsaber” began and they end of Luke’s ownership of it. And it somehow found its way into Maz Kanattas possession. 🤷♂️
I’m alright with this dumpster fire of a trilogy having to happen just so we get these videos. It’s worth it. I’ve always wanted to see a Kylo/Bane work out nutrition video
If I never watch Episode 9 Kylo can never die. I guess I will have to stay at only seeing all the movies up to halfway through Episode 8. Watching only through Episode 7 would have been a better stopping point, but only seeing half of 8 is better than seeing all of it.
I want to know what those Jango ghosts have been listening too while they were building the star destroyers and will they challenge the rebel fleet to another Bass War?
