Literally what the title says, maybe this will become a series, i'm just a bit mad that's all.... Source for the Watermelon: • Rotting Watermelon Dec... Porgs is so cool.
I have to admit, I hate this movie but I love all the entrainment it brought on RU-vid. One year later, I'm still having fun watching it being demolished, as it deserves.
@Stellvia Heonheim And yet all that accomplished was mockery towards her and builds Lucas up as the beloved creator who is now deeply missed... lol That makes it even better..
If Obi Wan had forseen this he wouldn't have sacrificed himself on the Death Star. Instead he would have driven the Death Star straight to fucking Yavin and blown up every planet in the goddamn system, then flushed Luke and Leia out the nearest airlock.
khi coolblast: it would have made SOME sense if Luke left to find the Jedi temple and discover the solution to the never-ending imbalance in the Force-- which would make sense WHY he threw the lightsaber away, since he realized that violence was the problem, not the solution. After all, the Sith returned after like 25,000 years, and Luke defeated them-- only for them to show up again and take over AGAIN after less than THIRTY years. Obviously, the Jedi were doing SOMETHING wrong. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Luke just turns out to be a coward who GAVE UP and RAN AWAY into hiding and retirement.. with no explanation why he TOLD anyone WHERE he went, if he didn't want to be found. STAR WARS: A NO HOPE.
And they let Leia survive so she could have no impact on TROS and have the dumbest death there instead. Letting her stay dead in TLJ would have been so much better and much more respectful.
@Imperial Judesmen138 This is the modus operendai of the leftism that Kathleen Kennedy infused into the new trilogy. Waving the banner of love and compassion while being completely motivated by hatred and contempt.
To be fair, that lesson is learned after Poe, Finn, and Rose failed on their mission and made things worse by what they did. So it’s not necessarily inconsistent for the character to do and say that in the context of the movie.
17:19-17:28 "Grumpy then explains that he tried to train Ben, but saw that he too had 'The Gay'. Ben noticed this homophobia and so he dropped a house on Grumpy and assumed he was dead." Greatest. Thing. I. Ever. Heard.
Its right on top together with "This just makes Kylo Ren even more angry and embarrassed; first he gets beaten by a girl who's never used a light-sabre before...then he gets beaten by an elderly hologram" (c) by RLM
Well, I could never have imagined that my video would get this kind of response; My most viewed work sits at like 3K views so this was a shock, thank you guys so much for checking it out and I can see that a lot of us feel very similarly about the movie itself. I honestly don't care that much about how Star Wars is now dead or how this movie doesn't fit the universe or whatever, my concern is with how poor the writing is. Regardless of the goals of the writer, this was simply an awful attempt at constructing a cohesive plot for a movie, simple as that, no agenda, no controversial fan base splitting, just plain old, bad writing from a standpoint of movie making. How does this happen for what is the biggest movie of our culture for this year? in a time where we have had like, 100 years of movies to learn from, it's bizarre. Anyway, I really appreciate the kind words and I would implore you all to take a chance on my other work if the topic interests you, thanks again and may the forc....... erm...... Merry Christmas! :)
I link this vid to people to show them the plot line and plot holes i have issues with. tired of people saying i am upset cause i didnt get what i wanted. Its what i got that makes me upset. I am all for trying something new but holy shit what was this? Only thing i took from the movie was to have rey and kylo in the forefront and opened up the force so they can make sense with whatever they are going to tell us in 9....W.T.F as you say. guess will see what happens in 9. *Grumpy said nah* Epic! .......Happy Holidays
Tomas Morales the irony is how fucking stupid you are saying that. You literally just explained how bad and stupid this review is. He's not even making any good valid points, instead he just says everything that happened in the movie with a sarcastic voice whining about irrelevant menial details.
TheSwampDragon888 Congrats, you proved that the review is bad. Your Point: "I'm mad about it, therefore everything in the video is dumb and irrelevant" gg wp
It's more like everything in this video is dumb, cheap, and irrelevant, and then I got mad. To be honest there are SOME points in this that are valid, but the vast majority is stupid irrelevant shit and dumb childish unfunny comments like calling the asian chick shrek.
Rotten tomatoes Is a bunch of shills, and allegorical narrative doesn’t make a movie good if it doesn’t make sense. You’re just trying to high school English teacher your way into saying the movie doesn’t suck ass. Clearly it does.
@You tuber Dude, this video is just a raw rant, meant to be taken with humour. Weird of you to come rip MauLer a new one and defend this pos movie here. Watch his 3 part series on the Last Jedi to get the _factual, eloquent and thorough assessment,_ but I'm sure you can't be bothered. I bet you think the Last Jedi is a masterpiece and a _fine addition_ to the saga's collection. But I must be mistaken, you're obviously a troll. Noone can have *that* absent-minded opinions on the matter. I bet you liked that triple TIE kill Rey got with her first ever shot with something larger than a blaster, you like how Rey has such mastery over the Force without any actual training (Anakin was 50% Force and even HE had to train for years to get these types of powers). Did you also like it when Rose came out of nowhere and crashed into Finn, potentially killing them both and dooming her whole faction? Oh, maybe you like the whole "failure theme" this movie has going on? You like to see the old veteran characters fail once more after their battles and victories of their own trilogy? You like seeing them do dumb mistakes that are out of their established characters because it compliments the "failure theme" narrative? Wow your comment is shallow, conceited and basic af. Keep on reading what other people only praise about this movie and don't you ever dare to understand why a lot of people are outraged with the direction Kennedy, Abrams and Johnson took and the inconsistencies they created. Enjoy your new-age Star Wars.
"They are put in prison because they parked wrong" is something you'd usually expect to be a snappy metaphor of some kind. But no, it's what actually happens in the movie!
It's so stupid because even in the EVIL UNITED CAPITALIST PATRIARCHICHAL STATES OF AMERICA you only get a parking ticket for that shit. What was even the point, aside from a flimsy excuse to include yet another needless 'gotcha' moment?
+History and Reviews The difference there was that Han did it pretty much spur of the moment because he had to come up with some excuse immediately, and the movie showed that it was a stupid spur-of-the-moment idea that caused a lot of reinforcements to be sent their way. In TLJ, the dumb prank call was apparently part of Poe's entire strategy and actually succeeds, as if the FO (which Hux explicitly said were there to kill them all and take no prisoners) wouldn't just blast him away the moment he parked in front of their ship.
This entire trilogy needs to be discarded from canon. It’s disgraceful that the writers and both directors of these films did no research prior to creating these films.
Oh I did. I laughed my ass off through someone picking apart the same length analysis finally to watch the Rise of Skywalker crap I've been putting off and we went into God mode, found out my "powerful female representation of a new hero thing" has developed nothing resembling a powerful motivation or strategy, does very little on screen work to achieve this, the men are all useless tools, has no personality and ditches her friends to wander off like a toddler all the time. And all Force laws have changed. And I was like "LOL, no, original trilogy, like the prequels, still stands well alone (Game of Thrones.... you bastards), and I can discard this entire... mess that I got nolstalgic for with the first movie and be like "Didn't happen. Got it."
they've probably spent as much money on social media shills DEFENDING TLJ as they did on promoting it. There's NO WAY they'd tie up their shoes to watch this. let alone, HONOR the absolute truth of it. they could gain so much from just admitting too. accepting how AWFUL VIII was. people are VERY FORGIVING to those that honor their fuckups.. no matter how big. aint gonna happen.
Pfft u guys really should drop your big-ass nostalgia fandom and accept that things change, allow yourselves to enjoy the fucking movie man, it really isn't horrible as all you guys are depicting it, i myself enjoy all Star Wars movies, why can't everyone else do it?
@@hectorjonas4970 why is this the ONLY way you guys defend this film? To just insult and accuse everyone who points out it's flaws as people obsessed with nostalgia? Our problems have fuck all do do with nostalgia. Did you watch the video you commented on? Our problems have to do with consistent narrative and good story telling. TLJ ruins TFA (which has it's own issues). So nostalgia has nothing to do with that issue. As that's only 2 years old. TLJ also contradicts itself multiple times. It fails at telling a story. That's it's biggest issue. An issue that has nothing to do with any other movie in the series whatsoever. So that has nothing to do with nostalgia too. Why can't everyone ignore MAJOR issues with this film and just like it anyways like you? I dunno man. Are you actually asking why that is? I mean I like some movies that have makor issues as well. The difference between me and you is that I don't IGNORE those issues and I understand that other people aren't going to look past them. I don't tell them they are stupid for not blindly liking everything I do. If you like TLJ...power to you. But you can't just ignore the narrative flaws, plotholes, and character inconstancies and tell people they are stupid for pointing those out.
That's bullshit Hector Jonas. The originals aren't perfect either but you're wrong about nostalgia. TFW and TLJ are heavily flawed in logic in too many ways to count, but Mauler here does a pretty damn good job of pointing them out. Jesus, we don't even know how the First Order came to be after the utter destruction of not one but two Death Stars and the death of the Emperor and Vader! It is utterly glossed over and waved away because of Plot Reasons. And WHY the fuck isn't the Resistance the same thing as the Republic? Is Coruscant even a thing anymore in Star Wars? Who knows???
I love the moral of the story with Holdo. Always follow authority no matter what! Even if they won’t even tell you a plan exists, even if everyone else is already dead with your leader just standing there you *must* follow authority. It’s what separates us from such evil organizations like the first orde- ...Oh
Well if you think about how insane are the regressive sjw's (with their rabid political dogma) that wrote this garbage, it makes sense they'd want to indoctrinate the impressionable kids & teens as much as possible so as to not only think the way SJWs want them to think, but also to not question them and always accept what they say as the facts. Disgusting
Oh no you have not! That's fucking impossible, as there has to be hundreds of thousands by now... You could spend all day everyday watching noting but last jedi reviews, and not even get close to seeing even 10% of them. Sorry but i'm gonna have to call BS on that! It's only the most popular topic on one of the largest server networks on the entire internet.
C’mon man. “The Ewoks are getting Porger.” We should all be thankful that the Porgs haven’t started defeating the First Order yet. That’s a subversion they saved for episode 9.
UGGGGGGHHHH! I swear, every time I think about this movie for more than two minutes I find at least five more plot holes. How did it sink this low? HOW?!
@@scottski02 As mauler said, it was someones twisted fan fiction who claimed to be a fan in the first place. This honestly would make more sense to be that of a madman who hated the OT and this was a long thought out plot to destroy the franchise, because you honestly couldn't have done a better job.
"the ship is smaller and lighter it can outrun us" Did... Did they just forget the opening of A New Hope where the smaller ship is caught by the star destroyer?
Well... they forgot everything else about the original trilogy... why not that as well? My God, if I could go back to the 70s and tell my 4 year old self to not get invested in this... sigh... (yes, I'm old haha). I'll just keep the Timothy Zahn books as Canon in my head and as Galvatron once said... "this is bad comedy." May the (original... and hell, even the prequels version of...) Force be with you.
To be fair it isn’t entirely obvious what killed Jek Porkins. We see laser fire but we don’t know where it’s coming from. We don’t actually confirm that it’s surface fire that shot him down. Unless you’re paying really close attention
@@harrambou9468 Well weight isn't a thing in Space but mass is. So acceleration, decelleration and redirection of movement should still be slower for a heavier spacecraft.
You missed a plot-hole. Del Toro SELLS information about the rebel transports when there is NO WAY he could have known about it because Shrek and Finn didn't know that either.
Right - he sold them out to let the First Order know about a plan those he was with didn't know about themselves - if they had they wouldn't have gone on that mission to begin with. Makes no sense...at all.
Don’t call Rose Shrek: One is a deifnition of not only a well written character whose motivation make sense, but is also extremely popular. The other one is Rose
This was my thought when I watched his rant about The Predator. Shit movies like that and this are good for just one thing - inspiring fantastic RU-vid reviews and rants.
Disney : The rich are getting richer the poor are getting poorer, isnt that horrible? *Continues to buy up every creative thought and property thats still hiding from their tendrils*
That’s literally the message when Finn and rose go to the casino planet. And then they try to say something about weapon dealers supplying both sides of the war. Disney thought it was being clever but the Banking clans have always been a thing since the clone wars
yoda in episode 5: "a jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense, never to attack" yoda in episode 8: casually blows up a building with lightning from the sky
@@thiccchungo1041 and it would still be stupid because even if we find an excuse coming from somewhere deep into the lore, even in the extended universe if we have to... It remains amazingly retarded that force ghosts can only now interact with the living world. Don't get me wrong, considering what we know about the force, if it was established early, I could accept it, but not after we've seen dozens of jedi including absolute elites not do it even once during any of the previous installments of the series. It's the same as the Holdo maneuver, it's not a bad idea on its own, but it's fucking stupid if it retroactively destroys previous work, that's simply piss poor writing.
This video is better than the movie. I wish I hadn't frozen my balls off riding a motorcycle 1.5 hours to see the opening. This is the last Star Wars I will be paying to see, torrents from here on out.
This should be required viewing but also your three part one as well; If your going to make a Star Wars movie watch this and take better care in what you will be making.
Icebergs can't cut steel hulls It’s absolutely astonishing that Jar Jar Binks has had a larger impact on the entire Star Wars universe than Supreme Leader Snoke.
Jar Jar was also braver than Finn, more honorable than TLJ Luke, and less stupid than Rose. I now pine for the days of Jar Jar. Rian, what have you done?
Three of the greatest scenes in star wars. 1. Obi-wan lamenting the fall of Anakin on Mustifar after he beats Anakin. 2. The big reveal. Vader telling luke that Vader is his father. 3. Luke's reaction to hearing that his best friend was killed by his nephew. The very same nephew luke failed to keep from falling to the darkside, allowing the audience experience Luke's pain. Wait... What's that you say? We need to scratch that scene for green sea cow tits? Oh, we were going for a dumpster fire.
street lawyer this must be a troll, but just in case, why is durr oh he wasn’t even here lol better than what would have been a very emotional part of the story
It was already an emotional part of the story. Luke talking to Leia, and returning to face down an army is already emotional highlight/climax of the whole flick. The fact that he is not 100% there physically, is a moot point. I heard a marine vet sum it up nicely (comics matter with ya boi zack review of tlj), "he showed up on the battlefield, and had an effect on the outcome of the battle, which was DECISIVE." His act was an illusion of a fight, and what he accomplished was an act of mystification and misdirection. "A Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defence, never attack." Are you going to quarrel with YODA on this point? Luke denied kylo the act of killing him, and denied himself the possibility of killing kylo. The whole thing was a giant Jedi mind trick, like obi wan manipulating the storm troopers. The fact that Luke is doing all this while meditating on a mountaintop, is deeply symbolic of the original influences of the Jedi, namely Buddhist and eastern esoteric philosophies and practices. Rian is taking the original influences and making them more direct. Luke is utterly untouchable in this Kurosawa samurai duel, and the awe inspiring story of Luke cannot be destroyed by the might of the first orders heavy duty weaponry, or kylo ren's rage. How's that for meaningful.
Too bad OG fans hated the whole Using Democracy to destroy Democracy due to the irresponsibility and inaction of those with power to do so. Blinded by their own biases in the fact that their side CANNOT be wrong when several high ranking members of their court (Qui-Gon, Count Dooku, and Obi-wan) explicitly communicates that the Sith have a hold of the senate.
It's salt not snow. Right? I'm convinced it's salt. I wasn't sure, but I was told it was salt. How can I now be sure what I believe was snow on Hoth is snow? Maybe it's not snow, but a white spice. I'm so confused.
Absolutely agree. I almost feel like I need to make a rant like this. Usually I defend movies against ranged like this but this was so awful it killed my vast reserves of good will.
Yes, like hating Nickelback, Justin Bieber. Most of mankind is just conformists, feeling a need to belong to the right groups. Which is also why a lot of youtube is a huge cesspool of people craving for attention and verification.
Bieber was hated before he tried to become more macho (Some form of envy is common, he sings some song and the girls swoon over him). Point stands, people tend to jump bandwagons. I'll admit that I don't like the new movie either, but this was my POV as I watched the movie but I can also say that it is only just a movie. It won't ruin my childhood nor will I want anyone fired for it. The happiness of my own life does not really depend at all based on this movie and the money wasted on the experience was not really worth it, but that's also true for a lot of things. Ultimately I think the main fault lies in that Disney is a company that plays it safe, they try maximize profits so they will make quite middle of the road quite uninteresting movies.
This movie came out 4 years ago and to this day I think about my deep disappointment with it weekly. When I saw this movie it genuinely felt like Rian Johnson hated me
Wasn't Empire Strikes Back about failure too? Luke failed to defeat Vader. Vader failed to bring Luke into the Darkside? Leia, Chewie, and Lando failed to rescue Han from Boba Fett? Whatever.
Kylo seemed pretty successful this movie though. Boss (Snoke) is dead and can now take his position like always planned, Luke is now dead like he always wanted (even though he didn't get the satisfaction himself, he indirectly caused his death.) The only thing he seemed to fail at was converting Rey fully to the dark side, lol.
Deathbrewer - The First Order is in shambles. Star killer base is gone, and they lost a good chunk of their fleet from Admiral Purple Hair's sacrifice, especially Snoke's ship. They took a heavy blow here. And Luke dying isn't really much of a victory since Luke is guaranteed becoming a Space Ghost like Yoda and Kenobi.
This was Lucas's way of getting back at all those who ripped him about the prequels, sell SW to the worst possible corporation in history and watch them completely fuck it til it's dead.
Nithin KH he got over 4bill for that nose and only the left nostril was paid for in cash. The other he could keep on his face as 50% (roughly) in Disney shares.
"Oh let me guess. The opening of episode XI will introduce a fucking cloaking device; an anti-tracker; an anti-fucking mcguffin-mcguffin, I'm suuure." Well, hot damn. Jesus fucking Christ, they did it.
And you know what else, Fin sacrificing himself wouldn't even have been all that cool anyway. B'coz #1) Not much arch, #2) He's a joke machine & not much else, #3) Ever since he ran away, he hasn't been a stormtrooper, he's been... shallow, practically unskilled. If they let him be a little hard core, dignified, & have his natural British accent, he could've been cool. #4) He has been a bit of a coward, but if he had arch, it might be okay. But neeeh-oooooo.
Briana Mills no, it would have been an arc. Instead of running, he charges on to his destiny, finally making a selfless decision. It’s still an arc, he learned the lesson, but the effect is GREATLY reduced because of the cock-blocking performed by this random Asian chic. It would have saved his character. That’s specifically WHY it wasn’t how his story ended. Because it would have been a semblance of skill and competence on behalf of Kennedy and Johnson. But then they couldn’t sell toys.
"It is not Hoth people..it is NOT Hoth. Anyway, on Hoth.." ROFL I wish this one idiotic moment summed up all my feelings of these new star wars films, but there's so much more... :(
I just realized, these ships DO NOT need fuel to keep going, there is nothing to slow down these ships in space, so the momentum will carry, this is absolutely ridiculous.
star wars were never a hard fiction franchise after all, they have sub light-speed lasers which can be deflected by laser swords that have a constant length for some reason
James Fernandes holy shit your right once you throw or thrust any object in the vacuum of space it will maintain that speed until it collides with another object to slow it down
"Then Rey asks Grumpy to come back and help the other dwarves but he says "nah"." "Soon after we are faced with a scene of Luke wanking off an obese quadriplegic while it stares lovingly at Rey. This adds to the character development and plot of the film" Dude you fucking killed me
I was on a train going to work at like 6am. This line literally almost sent me! And then I realised people looking thought I was cracking up at a decomposing watermelon 😂
+Demitri Sackor "Pray the gay away" is an old term that refers to highly religious groups attempting to rid someone's homosexuality via prayer (which of course never worked). The jedi literally going into meditation and prayer to ward off Dark Side of the Force is jokingly compared to this.
No you are, you’re missing the “run away from battle” part You know because when he didn’t run away from battle he destroyed the super Death Star...and the Dreadnought...and the air fleet over cantina planet...and the ah fuck it 🅿🅾🆁🅶🆂
"It is honestly harder to explain why the prequels are bad because it is complicated, while this film is so rotten in most aspects I find it hard to be convinced that people actually find quality within it." Yeah, that about sums it up.
The choreography in the throne room is an utter mess. The guys over at Corridor Crew tore that scene apart for how bad the fight was scripted. Daisy Ridley missed several cues and there's the infamous "Disappearing Knife" goof to boot. Also, Gwendolyn Christie pretty much hated her screen time in Star Wars. When asked about her character of Captain Phasma and what makes her so powerful, she sarcastically responded with "She gets to wear...chrome armor!"
The chrome armor is actually a massive plot hole they just kinda half assedly tried to explain away in like a comic. So Palpatine had a sex yacht. I'm just assuming the sex part, but considering the NEXT movie I've gotta assume I'm correct. Why else would he have it? Anyway, the sex yacht crashed somewhere, and Phasma went to go get it cause it was MADE OF this chrome shit. She parked her ship REALLY far away for some reason, walked to it in like a desert I think, while still in her trooper armor mind you, and then dragged back PIECES of this yacht. She put the bits in a machine that then coated her regular trooper armor in this chrome material. Why didn't she just park NEXT TO this ship? I don't know, the writers are just really stupid. Anyway, that is why she has chrome armor, cause she was the ONLY ONE not too fucking lazy to go to Palpatine's sex yacht, and salvage it. THAT THING WOULD BE STRIPPED TO STRUTS IN A DAY! BUT SHE GOT THERE FIRST AND WAS THE ONLY ONE TO SALVAGE IT EVER! If it's a limited material, that's fine, only give it to the really important soldiers. That's not uncommon, if you have a big ass army, you give the BEST soldiers full plate, everyone else gets more limited armor that's easier to get in bulk. No problem...... BUT THEY HAVE AN ENTIRE SHIP MADE OF THIS STUFF and only ONE PERSON has this incredibly useful material! At the very least a COUPLE MORE should be wearing this! Like, why doesn't Kylo have some of this stuff built into HIS suit? Vader had blaster proof prosthetics, why can't Kylo put this stuff on his gauntlets? The first order apparently has an INFINITE budget with limitless resources, I don't know why they can't outfit ALL their troopers with amazing armor.
@@haku8135 never knew about the official backstory behind her armor, always thought the remains of palpatine’s ship were given to high-ranking officials almost ceremoniously… wow was that story insultingly lame comparatively. Tf be going thru these writers’ minds 🥴
@@bannedwagoner69 I think they were trying to simp for Phasma. You know hype up how AWESOME she is to be the ONLY ONE amazing enough to get this armor! Only they are also bad writers, so they couldn't write her being awesome and getting this stuff without it being like incredibly riddled with plot holes. If they actually wanted to do this correctly they'd have made this a UNIQUE material that nobody knows how to make, and she discovered some ancient temple and had to pass challenging trials and she was rewarded with a small supply of this material that was only enough to coat her armor, making her the only one with this armor cause she ACTUALLY EARNED IT. But no, she was just the only person smart enough to walk, but not fly, to a fucking blaster proof ship and rip off chunks of it.
Gwendolyn Christie deserves so much better, she’s a really talented actress and she was amazing in Game of thrones. i mean, it wasn’t great but Wednesday was a fun show and at least she had something to do in it.
In that it's a satisfying treat, that while once a beloved part of our childhood, is now left exposed, uncared for, and decomposing, due to neglect and absent-mindedness? Sorry. Was this too on-the-nose?
I am happy because due to this film, I know of Mauler, EFAP exists, I have a Rags plushie to… cuddle with, I found out about critical drinker, and learned what makes good movies.
They want women to identify with Rey. I am a woman and let me ask you: "What has she to offer other than 'vagina'? Gripping backstory? Nope. Heavy character development? Nope. Intense internal conflict? Nope. ...so what do they want women to identify with? Mary Sue plotarmor? Tearjerking non existent drama? What do they take us for? I love fanfiction, but there is a reason why I abhorr 99% of all SIs (often badly disguised as OCs) and Mary Sues are only good for crack fics and lolz. What about the support cast? Finn? On a PETA mission with that token asian female. Poe? Relegated to the far back. We'll never see him again unless he switches sides or makes some heroic but useless sacrifice that shows off how superior the heroine is. Rose? Rose who? Memorable enemies? Kylo "spoiled crybaby" Ren? General "WTF am I doing here" Hux? Supreme Leader "Sidious 2.0 monday model" Snoke? Commander "publicity stunt" Phasma? Puleze. Give me a break. Killing of the foundations of a fanservice and giving the middle finger to a huge fanbase that has grown naturally over decades only to put out a message about how anything before was racist, sexist and homophobic and full of toxic masculinity and how the force must be democratisized... sorry, but I am out.
Thankfully, there are no more actual aliens left alive that can use the Force in the movies ;) For that matter, outside of Chewie, how many nonhumans are there left alive on the Falcon at the end of the movie? :p
The funny part is that their stupidity makes woman appear bad. They first put woman in-charge in the worst, most forced way possible, only to have them lose so badly that only a ship is left out of the entire resistance. I don't think woman are that incompetent, but I do believe those man-haters that unjustly call themselves feminists, are definitely on the highest level of incompetence. The horrible movie proves it.
Funny thing about Shrek is she was added to pander to Asian audiences since they're the largest growing movie audience out of the U.S. and they hated her. They hated her so much in fact that the film failed to gross more than 3/4 million dollars in china in the first month of release.
So Luke blames the past Jedi for allowing the sith to rise? Gives up on being a Jedi and wanting them to end....thus allowing dark side to rise? Rian made Luke a hypocrite
Actually it wasn't Lucas who made the Holiday Special it was Network television who made that and Lucas was so angry with what they did. This is why he demanded creator control or that would have been the next Star Wars movie.
You sure about that apology? He made the prequels when he shouldn't have (the story is unnecessary). Then he sold the rights to Disney who then made this. I love him for the original, but since then he's done more harm than good.
I get ya. It seems like a bandwagon that people jump on without any arguments to back up why exactly they hate the prequels. For me my only big qualms was the mediocre relationship between Ani and Padmé (Sand is so rough imo).
I really like that whenever he says “What the Fuck” he shows the clip of Luke drinking the walrus people milk. It makes me chuckle way more than the Poe Prank Call.
Your series of Unbridled Rage is the most well thought out, brilliantly comic dissection of filmmaking that I have come across and I truly hope you don’t ever stop. I was in tears when you were breaking down the bombs dropping, how they don’t die from how slow they drop, and the cherry on top was “and where the fuck is GRAVITY coming from ANYWAY?” Please keep these coming. They’re nothing short of amazing.
At least Obi Wan managed to stay in exile for years without turning against the Jedi principles and becoming a grouchy wanker. He thought he failed Anakin too....
I really do feel bad for Mark Hamill. He deserved so much better, as did Luke. It boggles the mind how these filmmakers would disrespect that character. Makes no sense from a story or business perspective. It's like they baited older fans with nostalgia in TFA only to shit on them in this. Why?
What breaks my heart is that my kids want to watch these new movies and I dont know what to do. Should i let them watch this train wreck? I actually keep directing their attention to the prequels. The PREQUELS.
Uncle Ben the old movies made you wanna be a jedi I dont wanna be a jedi anymore. A single sith and his new apprentice fuck the whole order up. Later a new sith gains the emperors power out of fucking nowhere.
I remember the good ol' days when everyone argued which is better, Star Wars or Star Trek, and my answer was always "there is no winner, both are great". But now, my answer is "there is no winner, both are ruined."
As Expected of Pieck You give Abrams far too much credit. These franchises were destroyed by an increasingly casual audience that cares more about instant gratification -- superficial shit like fancy CGI and "pew-pew" lasers -- than they do a well-crafted story and characters. That, and the horror known as "brand name recognition." Modern filmmaking is the true culprit, and men like Abrams are little more than a patsy.
Indeed, i cannot stand any of the rebooted Star Trek movies. Completely misses what Star Trek is all about. Now we see the same thing happening to the beloved Star Wars.
Nah, Star Trek has been turned into an action film franchise, true, but they really cast the characters well. I'm at least not seeing Kirk sobbing on the bridge because social justice demands that he repent for his toxic masculinity. This is the equivalent of what they did to Luke in this last film.
TacTixHD Me too I just saw it for the first time I'm dying. This review is great because you can hear the rage though his sense of humor and his tired monochord voice x)
Thank you for your efforts - in literature classes and mass communication I was taught the standards you judge by, and until I found your channel I have felt alone for over two decades, trying to understand why garbage is being fed to me and if I question it... I’m some sort of hateful bigot , only for asking people to use logic - your research and hours spent are much appreciated brother
Biggest Rian 'Plot Hole' Johnson moment. Leia says that they were tracked through Hyperspace with Finn beside her, saying 'It's impossible' - then suddenly remembers he mopped the floor of the very room, but failed to mention any of it. God, what a shit film.
I've seen so many videos some that praise the Last Jedi and others that rant and what's really interesting is by watching both sides....it really wasn't....that good. In fact it really is a train wreck.
And there you go, totally missed the point. Finn did not know anything about hyperspace tracking, he knew only of where the main computer server was... but you knew that, right? Because you're so damned sure this movie was trash, you must know enough about it to make that bold claim you just did there
jigglybean just wanted to let you know your claim about Finn was dead wrong, but I suppose asking you to watch the film again is simply a futile gesture. But make sure when you make claims about plot holes, that you actually know whether or not it's a plot hole.
