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STAR WARS: THE OLD REPUBLIC (Zero Punctuation) 

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This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Star Wars: The Old Republic.
Fast-talking Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw reviews a new game each week in this animated series that combines informed critique with cutting humor. Watch the next episode of Zero Punctuation a week early, only on The Escapist.
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@bos7522
@bos7522 10 лет назад
"But you know how it is; Cows go moo, Dogs go woof, MMO players go the pvp is unbalanced." That was brilliant.
@variousnumber891
@variousnumber891 10 лет назад
No. It was realism
@ceytin
@ceytin 10 лет назад
a truer statement have never been made i tip my hat to you good sir over at escapist. best line i've heard since do you feel lucky punk
@DILFDylF
@DILFDylF 9 лет назад
***** i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/653/456/2ee.gif
@Edgewalker001
@Edgewalker001 9 лет назад
Pantheon Baker As someone that started out playing Imperial agent from day one, and then switched to Jedi Sentinel when they nerfed the crap out of agents I can say that the reason the game did as badly as it did in the pvp area is that Bioware was as bad at moderation as Blizzard is now.They nerfed the shit out of the stealth class straight away and then took ages doing anything about force users in melee.
@baileyface54
@baileyface54 9 лет назад
***** Yeah, I remember back when that happened. I kept hearing how badly the operative was nerfed by people who would group up with me in pvp. I stopped hearing that when they saw my operative in action. Yeah, I wasn't having any problems. I was still fairly new to the class when it got nerfed, so I didn't see it in action before the nerf. However, if it got nerfed as hard as people said it did, it must have been a poison cloud of instant death. I'll bet though that it just wasn't nerfed that bad.
@ImpudentInfidel
@ImpudentInfidel 8 лет назад
I note with amusement that he stopped before he found out that the woman who gave him the Act 1 treasure quest is in fact a princess.
@0x777
@0x777 8 лет назад
Or go for that Mandalorian chick if you're more into BDSM.
@naitoalerus9834
@naitoalerus9834 8 лет назад
or you know...find a potato. i hear they're kinda fun.
@HolyknightVader999
@HolyknightVader999 4 года назад
@@0x777 Tying her up? Or tying yourself up for her?
@Ikbob11
@Ikbob11 9 лет назад
3:30 No matter who gets to speak, you get the points for the option YOU chose. The random speaker is just a quick way to settle who gets to speak so you can get on with the mission.
@Wyvern201
@Wyvern201 2 года назад
Dogs go “woof”, horses go “neigh” and mmorpg players go “the game’s gotten better since release”
@simple-commentator-not-rea7345
@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 2 года назад
Well, did it? I tried the game a few years back, and felt kinda happy about completing every class story, never got around finishing Onslaught, because unlocking all characters required doing gimmicks you never wanted to do. Are all the new stuff they added since then just excuses to suck more money out of players, or is there at least a new story that we can call 'better than how the sequel trillogy ended'?
@orxy5316
@orxy5316 Год назад
Eat shit Wyvern
@historicflame972
@historicflame972 3 месяца назад
@@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 Onslaught onwards the plot is mediocre, it's really vague with no discernible direction
@proudpapaprick
@proudpapaprick Месяц назад
Late-Stage WoW Syndrome.
@linkdude55
@linkdude55 9 лет назад
"So this is why they called him 'Han Solo'" I am now dead.
@Torguish
@Torguish 9 лет назад
+linkdude55 rip linkdude ??.??.???? - ~29.4.2015
@CrazierWinter35
@CrazierWinter35 8 лет назад
He was, In fact a cool dude, even do I only knew him for 5 seconds.
@15oClock
@15oClock 5 лет назад
Better than LucasFilm's explanation.
@0x777
@0x777 4 года назад
Still better than the "official" reason.
@sfs2040
@sfs2040 9 лет назад
In the group cutscenes if you pick dark side and your friend picks light and he wins the "roll" you still get your dark side points.
@Blazieth
@Blazieth 10 лет назад
Meanwhile, everyone who's played to the end of chapter one of the Smuggler storyline is just laaaaaughing at his "at least provide a beautiful princess" line.
@EnjoyCocaColaLight
@EnjoyCocaColaLight 10 лет назад
Shame he didn't play the Sith Juggernaut or Imperial Agent. Damn those story lines are awesome!
@Wolfrich666
@Wolfrich666 10 лет назад
that "hand-solo" just killed me XD
@phamthienphuc3951
@phamthienphuc3951 4 года назад
8 YEARS LATER the praise "So this is why they call him Han Solo" still work
@damobeck1
@damobeck1 10 лет назад
That joke at the end... I never heard it before. That joke is gold
@takuansoho5836
@takuansoho5836 6 лет назад
04:15 *THE* Shmillenium Shmalcon ? Isn't that the shlip that did the Kershel Run in les than 12 parshleck ?!
@takuansoho5836
@takuansoho5836 6 лет назад
Oh, you're talking about parsecs, very different from parshlecks. Parshlecks are totally legit !
@nightbeat6416
@nightbeat6416 8 лет назад
One part I really like in SWTOR is Galactic Starfighter. I find myself going long periods of time just playing some matches, or looking at all the ships one could get.
@superdaveozy7863
@superdaveozy7863 8 лет назад
The game has gotten much better over the years. The voice acting and story is what saved it, if you ask me.
@superdaveozy7863
@superdaveozy7863 8 лет назад
+Luis Ricardo Alves Corrêa that's your opinion, but for me, it's the best star wars game I've ever played.
@AutisticWayOfLife
@AutisticWayOfLife 8 лет назад
+Darkwraith Turk Well it's this and battlefield, so, you know. This one wins.
@superdaveozy7863
@superdaveozy7863 8 лет назад
Whoami691 whoa man, so much hate.
@MK-kn2qu
@MK-kn2qu 8 лет назад
+Whoami691 No it really isn't. Played WoW, played GW, I'm enjoying the swtor way more indeed. It has its flaws, lots of them but in the end it is very enjoyable game with great and rich star wars content. And if you believe that it's a "fucking insult" then it's certainly your right. Not that anyone cares about your opinion really. I certainly don't.
@MK-kn2qu
@MK-kn2qu 8 лет назад
*shrugs*3 years of active gaming. Its way longer than wow ever managed.
@Warweazel
@Warweazel 9 лет назад
What if they kept the classes, the races, the customization, and just made into Knights of the Republic 3?
@blackwaltz463
@blackwaltz463 8 лет назад
+War weazel They have fear of success.
@nou8257
@nou8257 8 лет назад
+Luis Ricardo Alves Corrêa I gladly play the piece of shit game you refer to lol.
@bindair_dundat
@bindair_dundat 8 лет назад
Then the game would no longer produce them any money. While as an MMO, it still produces money after 7 years. As much as some dislike MMOs, myself included, it is a good business decision. Why get paid only ONCE for something good when you can get paid SEVERAL times for something decent for years?
@bindair_dundat
@bindair_dundat 8 лет назад
Luis Ricardo Alves Corrêa What the hell is MF?
@patrickalexander3964
@patrickalexander3964 8 лет назад
+Luis Ricardo Alves Corrêa I've always seen Mass Effect abbreviated as ME, not MF.
@5000cz
@5000cz 10 лет назад
"So that's why they called him Han Solo" LOL XD
@ThePCguy17
@ThePCguy17 10 лет назад
now so overused, but still funny somehow.
@MrPiccoloku
@MrPiccoloku 9 лет назад
"Third bloke from the left" WISHES he was Captain Rex!
@AnimeVampire234
@AnimeVampire234 10 лет назад
"So this is why they called him Hand solo!" LOL this cracks me up xD Okay im a huge starwars fan and i absolutely loved this xD
@ItsAnH
@ItsAnH 9 лет назад
I like the part where he tries to pronounce "MMORPG" as a word.
@halogensarefun8674
@halogensarefun8674 9 лет назад
JawaKiller So, everytime he says "MMORPG?"
@ItsAnH
@ItsAnH 9 лет назад
Sure.
@ItsAnH
@ItsAnH 9 лет назад
***** This, you guys, is someone trying to start an argument that originally began from another video that is completely unrelated to this one. I LOL'd so hard.
@ItsAnH
@ItsAnH 9 лет назад
***** You know, people are going to read this and think you're being a jerk, which you are. Also, just saying "hi"? I'm pretty sure your comment above is read as: "Hello and welcome to judging by the cover where we'll be judging JawaKiller. judges you"
@ItsAnH
@ItsAnH 9 лет назад
@103001811283967903841 Then you must be awful at making jokes, so you pretty much failed in that regard. It looked like a serious remark.
@LordofChange89
@LordofChange89 12 лет назад
The Han Solo joke was clever, very well done.
@joshuadrew5223
@joshuadrew5223 10 лет назад
you made the first 'what does the fox say' song.
@drawmaster77
@drawmaster77 8 лет назад
I lost it on Hand Solo xD
@robertpurdin7182
@robertpurdin7182 8 лет назад
Agreed. Also, Clockwork Orange is frikken awsome!
@timebomb4562
@timebomb4562 8 лет назад
+A muffin shake it all about wait that was a trap wasn't it
@LordConstipation
@LordConstipation 9 лет назад
goddammit why didn't they just make a KOTOR 3, or take SWTOR and just make it all single player? I actually quite liked the setting and aesthetic, and I thought it was great having so much to do and each world having a lot of backstory, etc, but I eventually stopped because I just could not handle dealing with other players, especially at the higher levels. I remember the day I stopped rather vividly. I was doing a flashpoint with some random group, and suddenly I got yelled at by some asshole tank because I wasn't doing my job (damage dealer) properly, apparently. I didn't understand because we hadn't failed or been significantly hampered in any way by my not doing my job. We had been doing just fine up to that point, so I tried to argue in my defense. Then we entered another small fight, and I was somehow doing something wrong, and the tank got mad again, and I got kicked. And then I stopped playing. Haven't gone back. I had come to the realization that this was what I would be dealing with for the rest of the game, since you have to do multiplayer stuff in order to be able to do single-player stuff. I hate having to work with others to complete missions, especially when I am required to fit a certain role within the group. I prefer winging it and improvising, being free to deal with situations however I want, which is impossible in a mmo. If all 20 players don't perfectly perform their assigned roles to defeat the final boss of the flashpoint or raid, you fail, and inevitably get yelled at. There's nothing fun about that. It's just restricting and discourages experimentation. You can't actually role play, because you need to conform to one of the roles the game gives you in order to succeed. Why the fuck can't I be a sith warrior that uses a saber staff? why can't I just be free to play the game the way I want to play it? Because EA decided to make my favorite single-player rpg series of all time take the mmo route.
@federicolebas6735
@federicolebas6735 9 лет назад
About the exact same thing happened to me in WoW (last expansion). It´s funn because it made me remember WHY i quit MMORPG´s in the first place...
@vicariousfan
@vicariousfan 9 лет назад
They didn't make Kotor 3 because Lucas Arts didn't want Kotor 3, yes i said Lucas Arts. See after Kotor 2 Obsidon wanted to start Kotor 3 right away but Lucas arts wasn't happy with the sales. Yes it did pretty good and made a nice profit but studios are kind of weird. There is this thinking that game studios have that they would rather make either a huge profit or not make the game at all. They would choose no money over some money. It's really backwards but of course this is part of the reason why Lucas Arts was shut down. So Obsidon tried to get Kotor 3 for years all the way up until Lucas Arts shut down but Lucas Arts didnt think that old school single player RPGS would sell so they kept saying no.
@LordConstipation
@LordConstipation 9 лет назад
Physics Mcawesome so disappointing, but at the same time not very surprising.
@Never_heart
@Never_heart 9 лет назад
Ya my last day of swotor was kinda similar. A genius tank was bitching at my because my jedi jump attack got me riht into the thick and this made him mad. Ya I died a couple times because I was agroing the enemies so I stopped leading the charge and acted more tactically by jumping and slaughtering the weaker support enemies while he went after the bosses. Then he yelled at me for not attacking the boss -_- Ya I told him that I hope he becomes a wookie's bitch and left to uninstall. The game was good for its solo focus but as a solo game it would have been so much better
@jamesreid9284
@jamesreid9284 9 лет назад
Vicarious Fan And possibly enlightening. Maybe now that Pukas Farts is gone, KOTOR 3 may be a reality in the future!
@BeastlyMussel61
@BeastlyMussel61 8 лет назад
I actually liked the world of the prequels. The movies were terrible, but they did open up an awesome part of the Star Wars universe.
@silentwatcher4883
@silentwatcher4883 10 лет назад
Well just because they win in the moral speech. You still get your dark points
@abyss610
@abyss610 9 лет назад
Dakota Farmer yeah the roll is only for which cut scene the group gets, when it comes to option with light and dark points you always get the points you want, you just might not see the cut scene for that choice.
@benroolz
@benroolz 11 лет назад
"cows go moo, dogs go woof, MMO players go the pvp is unbalanced" lost it
@SigmaSyndicate
@SigmaSyndicate 9 лет назад
I loved the first two Knights of the Old Republic games. I also unironically quite like The Old Republic. Cue shitstorm.
@skvillritz6399
@skvillritz6399 9 лет назад
Me too :D
@thedaveastator7939
@thedaveastator7939 9 лет назад
You seem to be actively seeking a shitstorm? Kind of needy.
@SigmaSyndicate
@SigmaSyndicate 9 лет назад
Not seeking. Expecting.
@Fir7shadow
@Fir7shadow 9 лет назад
Tabula Rasa Gaming The SWTOR was/is quite good. However, it could have been much better. That said, I'd say it would have done so much better as a single-player RPG with multiplayer elements. They totally could have sold the base game with all of the classes, races, and storylines as is, allowing people to adventure and experience the story for a single fee, no subscription, then used a subscription system purely for the multiplayer aspects. Personally, I think it would have been great if I could have bought the game for like 40-60 bucks and get to experience all of the storylines (outside of Flashpoints and Operations (their dungeons and raids)) without having to go online and have the option to pay a monthly fee or buy passes or whatever to access Flashpoints, Operations, and PvP (and the Galactic Starfighter, though think that's covered under PvP) while online. But than again, maybe I'm just crazy and the only person who thinks that idea would actually be good.
@SorenHoole
@SorenHoole 9 лет назад
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@Rykanable
@Rykanable 9 лет назад
Said it before, say it again: He should've played one of the Empire classes.
@JIMMEH13NITSAW
@JIMMEH13NITSAW 10 лет назад
That Han Solo joke at the end cracked me up xD
@bottasheimfe5750
@bottasheimfe5750 7 лет назад
I actually quite liked the Sith Inquisitor story-line, which is basically following the career of a former slave turned Sith Lord as he/she destroys all their rivals and become one of the blokes at the oligarchic council of evil assholes. Inquisitors also love torturing folk with force lighting. they give away shock therapy like its halloween candy! or they should if you want to go full dark side
@udayveerbhadauria1659
@udayveerbhadauria1659 6 лет назад
The thing is, as Yahtzee said, it's more of a first impressions. The only thing he got around to was Chapter 1 of the Smuggler story.
@MobileTech296
@MobileTech296 9 лет назад
"Pkang, pkang" The perfect onomatopoeia for those old light guns. Brings back memories.
@ultimatum1895
@ultimatum1895 6 лет назад
"The Thousand Year Albatross" FUCKING LMAAAAAAOOOOO
@ODST_Parker
@ODST_Parker 10 лет назад
After so many playthroughs of the fantastic singleplayer experience that was KOTOR and its sequel, I was wrongly led into a multiplayer experience that turned out to be no more than a short story for each class and a bunch of side quests like go here and kill that, go there and collect that, go over there with more of you and kill that big one. Oh, you want to turn the quest in? Sorry, that costs extra. Oh, you wanted the reward too? Sorry, that also costs extra. The one expansion pack that you have to pay for raises the level cap, and unless you buy it, you're stuck at the lower level. This effectively cuts you off from all of the next story expansions that were released for free... If they were honest, they'd simply hang a $ over every item, vendor, quest-giver, planet, and player in the game, because you can barely do anything at all without running into a pay-gate... Thanks, Bioware.
@gibberconfirm166
@gibberconfirm166 10 лет назад
Putting storytelling in questgivers choked the story in comparison to the best RPGs. You look at episodic TV drama, or the best Bioware games, and it's all character-based. I played TOR an awful lot but I'm hardpressed to even remember characters from the different stories. I can name every companion from KOTOR 1 and 2 and describe their personalities. Whereas characters are peripheral in almost every facet of TOR's storytelling. Even if I do remember them, they're going to constitute less than 1% of the storytelling.
@Nyrufa
@Nyrufa 10 лет назад
You can't see General Chat unless you pay extra. Yes, I'm fucking serious. You can still USE general chat, but you can't see it. And you can only type one message on it every 2 minutes or so. So you'll ask for help, and hope like hell somebody sends you a whispered reply. I also had some nice player mail me a crap load of materials for crafting, but since I was playing free, I couldn't accept the trade. I tried to send the materials back to her, and since I was playing free, I couldn't do that either. So she had given away all her shit to me out of the kindness of her heart for no reason whatsoever!
@ODST_Parker
@ODST_Parker 10 лет назад
Nyrufa It's a game designed to trap you with one pay-gate or another, and there's no shortage of them. You can't even express these thoughts on the forums, because only subscribers can post on them.
@Nyrufa
@Nyrufa 10 лет назад
Jonathan Parker The developers said in recorded interviews the point of going FTP was so that players who had a finance barrier would still be able to enjoy the game. I guess that plan went out the mother fucking window!
@andrewrobertson6043
@andrewrobertson6043 10 лет назад
Nyrufa Wait I have a free account and I can see the general chat bar. Maybe its you version rather than the game as a whole?
@ClonesDream
@ClonesDream 10 лет назад
3:25 "Cows go moo" "Dogs go woof" *insert What Does The Fox Say joke here*
@Sora95678
@Sora95678 10 лет назад
No.
@ClonesDream
@ClonesDream 10 лет назад
Sora 9567 Maybe.
@jbkjbk1999
@jbkjbk1999 10 лет назад
NO.
@mantusx
@mantusx 10 лет назад
"MA-MOR-PGH-GAH"...I can't stop laughing. Thank you.
@angrygoose488
@angrygoose488 3 года назад
Trooper like Kyle Katan who was a storm trooper before becoming a Jedi and Luke's right hand man
@JodianGaming
@JodianGaming 7 лет назад
It would be fun if Yatzee did an updated review on the current state of ToR... Free to Pay! lol
@attaincognito2965
@attaincognito2965 7 лет назад
Gaming With ViperZeroOne intentional typo?
@JodianGaming
@JodianGaming 7 лет назад
Indeed
@thatdapperfellow
@thatdapperfellow 6 лет назад
Wow! This game came out, like, two months before Disney came in and wiped it from canon. That is an embarrassingly short lifespan.
@yetanother9127
@yetanother9127 Год назад
The game is actually still active and still producing story content, believe it or not, but it's in that weird nebulous state of "it's not technically canon anymore but we're doing it anyway" that I don't think any other Star Wars sub-property is doing. It's a bit strange.
@illogicalassertations7875
@illogicalassertations7875 10 лет назад
I had pretty much the same experience with the game. Make a smuggler, enjoy his intro storyline, get my ship back, explore the open world a bit, get bored, quit. Kinda funny really.
@Shakes-Off-Fear
@Shakes-Off-Fear 2 года назад
My summary of Star Wars; Good guys, Yay! Bad Guys, Boo FWING FWING FWING PEW PEW PEW PEW
@RobinTheBot
@RobinTheBot 8 лет назад
I feel sorry for everyone here, because for just a moment before the last XPac landed, the game was excellent to level in. Story missions have x12 EXP, which meant you could level to cap doing nothing but your story... which are generally excellent. Yahtzee would have much more favorable things to say had he been there at that time. I stopped paying the moment they stopped the boost, but I had an excellent time with it while I was there.
@rosie8059
@rosie8059 6 лет назад
Nowadays, you can actually level entirely off the story, plus a few distinct side missions, by making story missions give more EXP. Now most side missions are just if you want to have some extra gear or something.
@assgoblin-uh9zu
@assgoblin-uh9zu 10 лет назад
The game has changed immensly, it's free and really good now!
@joeschmo8075
@joeschmo8075 9 лет назад
"Christing McBollock-waffles" LOL, I think I've just found my new ring-tone!
@Nat-kq2oe
@Nat-kq2oe 7 лет назад
i met the third stormtrooper from the left at comic con this year. he is also the one who banged his head on the door in the first film
@waylonwilliams6286
@waylonwilliams6286 10 лет назад
I enjoyed playing the single player RPG "knights of the old republic" a lot better than this MMO.
@tatooine0
@tatooine0 10 лет назад
You've done Star Wars: The Old Republic and World of Warcraft. Any chance you could give Runescape a look?
@Niles_Champagin
@Niles_Champagin 10 лет назад
but...but runescape is more of a half finished high school java project than an actual game...
@edwardnigma3775
@edwardnigma3775 10 лет назад
And Eve Online and Guild Wars 2. The answer is still no.
@jamesharrod5095
@jamesharrod5095 10 лет назад
Roger Rabbit he did eve
@MrSvenska100
@MrSvenska100 11 лет назад
My cousin was one of the lead designers on this game. Good to know he made something Yatzee liked!
@CFaux220
@CFaux220 11 лет назад
Two things for those interested in SWTOR: The smugglers companion's harpoon thing can be shut off if you'd like. And if you choose darkside but the winner in a chat choose light side, then you get darkside points, you get points on what you choose. I was expecting this review to be much harsher than it is. good to see.
@tommy2791
@tommy2791 10 лет назад
I'm still perplexed as to why they got rid of Star Wars Galaxies for this. I would kill for a space system in a game again like in that one.
@aperturesciencegames
@aperturesciencegames 10 лет назад
not to mention SWG had huge roaming galaxies cool concepts and faction combat which was good because it placed us into situations we liked to be in
@tommy2791
@tommy2791 10 лет назад
aperturesciencegames Not necessarily, Star Wars Galaxies was actually a pretty standard MMORPG. The galaxies were all the same 12 9kmx9km maps though, and the space sectors were pretty small, too. The most impressive space map itself was Deep Space and the Kessel System, and I'll never be certain it was as big as I remember because I wasn't good at flying sims back then. The flying itself was what impressed me. That along with the player-town system made the game incredibly unique during its time. It's really a shame that it died for The Old Republic though, which I've yet to hear anyone reliable praise. I'm really hoping they'll add some of the better tweaks and systems to the emulator. Hell, even the zombie area on Dathomir would be kind of cool.
@aperturesciencegames
@aperturesciencegames 10 лет назад
***** that's what I meant by concepts, the player run towns meant that there's an actual virtual universe not 'last chosen hero queue ere'
@tommy2791
@tommy2791 10 лет назад
aperturesciencegames Oh, alright. Yeah.
@Fir7shadow
@Fir7shadow 10 лет назад
***** To be perfectly honest, most of what they did with SWTOR would have done MUCH better as a single player game. They could have just scrapped Operations, allowed you to take multiple companions into Flashpoints (and balanced them for that of course) and simply balanced each planet's elite areas to require skill, rather than just a group. Either scrapped PvP, or left in warzones (requiring internet of course) and added in some type of arena or tournament rankings system. Could have even did something like 5 dollars a month sub fee to do PvP tournaments and sold the game for 60-80 dollars. I bet they would have made a killing doing that, and most would have probably loved it that way. Or maybe it's just me that thinks this would have been cool.
@TorricRoma
@TorricRoma 10 лет назад
3:26 What does the fox say?
@DK6Marius
@DK6Marius 10 лет назад
hatie hatie hatie ho, hatie hatie hatie ho
@StudlyFudd13
@StudlyFudd13 10 лет назад
And to continue....you really gotta try other classes to get a feel for the story. The Sith Warrior only held me because I wanted to get to know my companions, the story was boring the entire time though, the only time it kinda got interesting was when your get *spoiler* betrayed by someone, which only lasts for a few minutes, or as long as it takes you to defeat them, and then they go back to being a good old friend of yours. The Trooper story line is actually pretty good, it hits some boring spots here and there but generally kept me involved in what I was trying to accomplish. I would say by far the imperial agent story line (in my opinion of course :P) Was the best story line there is. There's a butt load of story twists, gut wrenching moments, frustratingly hard boss's that were oddly fun even though you lost several pounds of hair by the end it, and it held my interest the entire time! Which let me tell you is a very hard thing to do....if a book doesn't keep my attention for more than 5 pages....I generally skip until it's interesting....missing a crap load of content, or quit reading it entirely. So congrats on the awesome imp agent story line Bioware, I loved the entire thing. The only other one I kinda played was bounty hunter, which was kinda like smuggler story line in my opinion. You go out and kill some dude *dude dies* come back and they tell you to go kill another dude, cause they want to enter you into a contest that you never even heard about before that moment, that's very popular with bounty hunters, so either you're a lame bounty hunter that doesn't watch the news, or keep up with regular bounty hunter things, or this contest crap is a sham. Well guess what! You don't have a freakin' choice! So you a shoved down this lengthy story line thing, if you want to call it a story line, killing people for this great hunt to make yourself look good. To be honest I really don't know how this class ended up like so to be fair I can't say that the BH was a complete fail, but if I quit before that great hunt crap was even over, I think that says it all....BORING! Anyways, obviously the is all of opinion, but this is what I've found through out my time playing SWTOR.
@the13nthpartyboy
@the13nthpartyboy 11 лет назад
"So that's why they called him Han Solo." lol that was fucking hilarious
@wolfsong7823
@wolfsong7823 6 лет назад
As much as I want him to review Warframe I also know how he is about mmo's and don't want to hear it about the grind. Yes you have to grind for the good stuff. Get used to it it's usually worth it
@aperturesciencegames
@aperturesciencegames 9 лет назад
I picked Trooper :P He's definitely more fun than playing the Sith agent that's for sure
@PearsAreOk
@PearsAreOk 9 лет назад
aperturesciencegames Female troopers voice is what got me, I'm glad they used fem shepard's voice actor from mass effect, I keep thinking that my character is Shepard XD
@aperturesciencegames
@aperturesciencegames 9 лет назад
CheekyScrubinator2000 I should have picked a female trooper.... but I'll be fucked if I'm going back through that awful Taris mission... and the Coruscant one........... now that I think of it, Ord Mantell sucked as well, Huh, I don't think I liked any planet in my soldier campaign except for Nar Shadaa
@sammycw2000
@sammycw2000 9 лет назад
aperturesciencegames Ergh, you picked Republic.
@sammycw2000
@sammycw2000 9 лет назад
aperturesciencegames Okay. ERGH.
@sammycw2000
@sammycw2000 9 лет назад
aperturesciencegames ERGH?
@jacobdrum
@jacobdrum 8 лет назад
Very nice Douglas Adams/Hitchhiker's Guide shout out.
@Edgewalker001
@Edgewalker001 9 лет назад
My personal favorite thing about the moral choice system in this game is that if you play a sith warrior and go full on lightside you can essentially spank the normally morally superior asses of jedi on several occasions by just out-goody-two-shoes:ing them. Including the hilarious scene where you force one guy to mind wipe his buddy and essentially break every oath about the sanctity of his fellow man he's ever made just by asking nicely, and then walk out the room with a smug smile without harming a hair on anyone's head and imagine him breaking down crying. XD
@re11ek
@re11ek 10 лет назад
Did he really just try to say that all Star Wars protagonists have American accents?
@re11ek
@re11ek 9 лет назад
***** I am (as was he) talking about the game. And the american accents are far and few.
@deweythecow
@deweythecow 10 лет назад
BattleFront 2 was good.
@MrCharlieBix
@MrCharlieBix 10 лет назад
I thought it was the best till i grew up to replace lasers with bullets.
@LilianOrchard
@LilianOrchard 11 лет назад
Ah the Trooper. Where your options are either a generic soldier-man or Commander Shepard.
@sheriffsaliu9872
@sheriffsaliu9872 10 лет назад
At 3:25, I finally found where Ylvis got the lyrics to their song from. LOL.
@snakelord2
@snakelord2 10 лет назад
I thought the game was pretty good and one of the best parts is it's free :D (take a fucking page ESO)
@canedy999
@canedy999 10 лет назад
unfortunately they don't know how to run a free to play game
@10superpower
@10superpower 9 лет назад
+Charles Harris You might be interested to know ESO went buy to play recently, so no subscriptions to play the game.
@snakelord2
@snakelord2 9 лет назад
10superpower a tad bit late but hey better then never i guess lol might give it a try.
@Sparkz1607
@Sparkz1607 10 лет назад
I don't like games where you just sit back, give orders, and watch your character fight instead of directly controlling your character and actually doing the fighting yourself, so I never got into this game, even though all my friends seem to love it to tears...
@nachos908283
@nachos908283 10 лет назад
Sadly nearly every MMO has this, it's hotkey combat and is basically the combat style of nearly every mmo now.
@Sparkz1607
@Sparkz1607 10 лет назад
Yeah. In my opinion, it's boring. It's why I don't play MMOs any more. Also why I used to play MapleStory (back when it was good), since it was more of a button-masher.
@optimalcynicism1650
@optimalcynicism1650 10 лет назад
Well in respect if you played while keybinding it makes it more fun because you actually feel like you're controlling your character and not just clicking random buttons and watching him do it. but that's just my opinion.
@dethbreth8
@dethbreth8 11 лет назад
1:47 Yahtzee, you pull off the Han Solo look quite nicel
@TheEuropeanFox
@TheEuropeanFox 12 лет назад
Entertaining review as always! I remember when I was in the beta as a bounty hunter and yes it does seem like "the end of the game" after you get your starship but there's other quests on other planets.
@deathknightrevan
@deathknightrevan 10 лет назад
... foolish man you choose the wrong faction. the empire is better in essentially every way, story and entertainment value especially.
@Barholtworld
@Barholtworld 10 лет назад
i don't really know about that actually. it can be a little bit the same with a lot of british accented, racist, over the top evil dudes, who all really like dressing in black. then again on the republic a normal or just decent society might also be a little too much
@Fir7shadow
@Fir7shadow 10 лет назад
Barholtworld I thought they did a pretty excellent job on having a mix between Good/Evil characters on both sides. Of course, the Empire had the lion's share of evil assholes while the Republic had the greater share of pure naive fools.
@Barholtworld
@Barholtworld 10 лет назад
yeah, it reminds me as a kind of nazi germany versus america
@Teth47
@Teth47 10 лет назад
Barholtworld Good job, you just figured out what Star Wars is about... Now guess which one's America >_>
@alexdawson5293
@alexdawson5293 10 лет назад
Teth47 Hutta? :P
@MsSomeone98
@MsSomeone98 10 лет назад
How is the lightsaber fighting over-choreographed? So, people would rather have 2 old men lightly tapping glow sticks against each other over something that at least resembles martial arts and swordplay.
@Rebellions
@Rebellions 9 лет назад
What martial arts and swordplay are you talking about? Most real swordplay/martial arts I've seen understand the need for shorter, more precise movements rather than the flailing that happens in the prequels, the only reason I don't really care that much about the spastic movements is because the EU explains why they do those. Though I guess a new explanation is now needed.
@Rebellions
@Rebellions 9 лет назад
Now to clarify a bit, the only swordplay I've ever seen is fencing so perhaps its different with other styles but the fencing matches I've seen don't look anything like the prequel fights. I do not claim to be an expert on the subject
@gilgamesh2399
@gilgamesh2399 9 лет назад
Jack Ream Which Fencing art: Foil, epee, saber? I really only learned Foil and the original trilogy fights look nothing like it. Besides the actor who played Darth Maul in Episode One performed a combination of martial arts to create that combat style. P.S. look up HEMA (Historical European Martial Arts), anyone who uses foil, epee or saber in a real fight is laughable. against an unarmed opponent you will win. But against someone who doesn't use a 4 ft by 30 ft rectangle and armed with equivalent weapons, I would not put my money on the Fencer.
@Rebellions
@Rebellions 9 лет назад
gilgamesh2399 As I said, I ain't an expert, but I think Sabre. I am aware that Makashi, the form Dooku uses, was based off of real fencing but I was unaware that maul was also using an actual martial art, that's pretty cool but I guess it makes sense in hindsight, he was the only reason I could stomach Phantom Menace. Had the potential to be a badass villain if they hadn't killed him far too soon.
@gilgamesh2399
@gilgamesh2399 9 лет назад
I am not an expert by any means either, I just know enough to tell bull crap from the good technique. However I too was sad that they killed off both Maul and Qui-Gon Jin. They killed off the two most badass character in the movie!
@seenoevil131
@seenoevil131 12 лет назад
lol. 5:15 "im so force sensitive i clean my swimming pool with midichlorine"
@PremierRikLatyeskov
@PremierRikLatyeskov 12 лет назад
LOL "The Thousand Year Albatross"
@artist1220
@artist1220 9 лет назад
I died when he said "Shemlenium Shemalcon." and "Thousand-year Albatross" xD
@opinionatedlookinboy5555
@opinionatedlookinboy5555 7 лет назад
lol, the "Slhlmillinum Shlmaalcon....." lmao
@roewalker9998
@roewalker9998 10 лет назад
I also played through as the Smuggler on SWTOR. I have to say that I really enjoyed the story line right up until I got the treasure chest and then I was roped into helping the Republic. I liked how they had you facing multiple enemies each time, and you had wandering tougher enemies who would be able to scrape your pasty butt off of the floor. I think the biggest difference between it and WoW is that in WoW, you aren't really focusing on the story. You are mostly leveling up so you can get involved in the raids and other stuff. SWTOR focuses heavily on the story, which kind of shoots itself in the foot when you get up to a higher level and there isn't the same involvement as in WoW.
@fukyomammason
@fukyomammason 7 лет назад
I absolutely love that the solution to absolutely every problem as a Sith Marauder (can't speak for the other classes) can be a lightsaber to someone's face. It's even encouraged most of the time. Not enough games do that.
@floridaman4473
@floridaman4473 7 лет назад
It's the same for Sith Inquisitor except instead of lightsaber you just shock them. It would be awesome if the voice acting for their screams didn't suck
@udayveerbhadauria1659
@udayveerbhadauria1659 6 лет назад
Gotta love the way the Sith Warrior doesn't fuck around.
@lordofgangstas
@lordofgangstas 11 лет назад
This isn't the Millenium Falcon!This is my own original spaceship,the Shmillenium Shmalcon!
@AlwaysANemesis
@AlwaysANemesis 12 лет назад
Note to RU-vidrs: These ZP videos are weeks old. It just takes some time for Yahtzee to place his old ZP videos on RU-vid inbetween doing his new ones on The Escapist
@MiosPanties
@MiosPanties 3 года назад
"At least give a princess!" **Risha cries in princess**
@Catdaddy333
@Catdaddy333 12 лет назад
This was on Escapist on Feb 1, so he nailed when he said "Bioware's Star Wars MMO that it's throwing into MMO ring to get mauled by WoW like they always are"
@Tonixman
@Tonixman 9 лет назад
Ah yes, the thousand year albatross was my favorite WAR OF THE STARS airplane.
@VilikisTMA
@VilikisTMA 11 лет назад
Good to know I'm not the only one seeing that add over there.
@MrAnihillator
@MrAnihillator 9 лет назад
About the spacebattles; well they now have a dogfight pvp too, not just the railshooter (which was probably not intended to be much to begin with).
@devil238
@devil238 10 лет назад
To be fair on the "PvP is unbalanced" gripers, when the battlegrounds came out for SWTOR they were literally broken. You could destroy the turrets that are meant to stop one side spawn camping the other for thousands of honour points and one side could spend the entire dominating the other, amassing points and getting high tier equipment in little over an hour. Then Bioware removing all the equipment people were getting and banning people who mentioned the exploit. They also removed the "cancel subscription" button at some point and banned people who shared a link to cancel their subscription without the button.
@jupitersgodzilla7114
@jupitersgodzilla7114 6 лет назад
04:32-43: *"Millennium Falcon" = "Thousand Year Albatross"*
@winddragon04
@winddragon04 11 лет назад
"Sheep go bah, Cats go meow, and Yahtzee goes model choice systems are bullshit" I have never laughed so hard form a video review
@Nightmare096
@Nightmare096 11 лет назад
Cows go moo, dogs go woof, and the MMO player goes "THE PVP IS UN BALANCED!"
@TheRedAzuki
@TheRedAzuki 11 лет назад
My comment was a reference to the fact, that Yahtzee already made GW2, because, this video was created 6 months ago. (3 months in Escapemagazi, before it even went up on youtube. )
@matthewhowe8986
@matthewhowe8986 11 лет назад
I enjoy the fact that the ad on this video, for me, was for SWtoR.
@playgroundpig
@playgroundpig 8 лет назад
Han Solo, always stroking his own wookiee
@ArodWingfoot
@ArodWingfoot 12 лет назад
HAHAHAHA! Vomiting Assumptions? Hello Pot my name is kettle!
@The2econd3vil3xes
@The2econd3vil3xes 7 лет назад
Shh, nobody tell him that Ep VII was just New Hope wrapped in the spirit of the prequels like you're garroting someone with Christmas lights...
@subsystemd
@subsystemd 10 лет назад
"Tanuki Suits" that was good one xD
@MrPiccoloku
@MrPiccoloku 9 лет назад
I remember playing this...I knew it was just a reskinned WoW, but it was still fun.
@Deadpool035
@Deadpool035 12 лет назад
I played ToR for a few months and I've gotta say it... has a story complete with your Mass Effect dialogue, romance options, ship and epic adventure with twists and turns but... it takes freaking forever to get through. Your entire story starts at level 1 and ends at 50 which takes awhile to get through assuming you're an average player. What liked about Tor is that if you want to have a single player experience you can do that without getting into group oriented tasks or PvP, so yes it worked.
@InSingularity
@InSingularity 11 лет назад
The first 30 seconds reminded me of the film In Bruges, and I chuckled because that is a fantastic film.
@superlukey3
@superlukey3 11 лет назад
I'm pretty sure you can tell your VP to let specific programs pass the sensors.
@digitaljanus
@digitaljanus 12 лет назад
Because there was a time when the Star Wars setting didn't revolve around the unending holy war between two sects of warrior-monk demigods with twisted ethics who see every one else in the galaxy as an expendable pawn. Some of us miss those days.
@ParkorEnderman
@ParkorEnderman 11 лет назад
and that reminds me; the sheep goes "bahhh", the cat goes "meow", and Yatzee goes "Moral choice systems are bullshit".
@MegaCakeFan
@MegaCakeFan 12 лет назад
Remember the newest episodes are on EscapistMagazine every Wednesday
@Ideabot_69
@Ideabot_69 11 лет назад
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I can act like Yahtzee too. Twat, bollocks, several snide remarks, and a few pop culture references.
@theSnazzySeb
@theSnazzySeb 11 лет назад
I literally laughed at the start of the video when he said Christie McBollock Waffles
@jamesharrod5095
@jamesharrod5095 11 лет назад
As anyone who's been to my channel can tell you, I actually love SWTOR. But this review had me rolling. It didn't hurt that he actually seemed to like it a little bit, but he still shat on it in a very funny way.
@randomsmurf2294
@randomsmurf2294 10 лет назад
Cow goes moo, dog goes woof.... HE PROPHESIED THE FOX!
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