STAR WARS THE RISE OF SKYWALKER REVIEW | I'M DONE! - Double Toasted 

Does the ending give you closure? Or as you PISSED? One thing is for sure, now, we can all move on.

Korey looks like he's dresseed to review Spaceballs

*Korey takes off his helmet* Mando: "This is not the way."

It’s just as I feared, Cats are Stormtroopers

They're still doing Snow, Sand, Forest Planets, really? Didn't the Prequals have industrial landscapes and crazy alien biomes like Fulcia. Even the Originals had Cloud City...

_"I'll have a nice tall glass of Midi-chlorians"_ -Korey Coleman (2019)

Help us Mandalorian. You're our only hope.

Angry Cat Cory yelling about Star Wars feels like a fever dream

Finn’s love interest: Rey: we’re just friends, Rose: mad cause she got rejected, Horse girl: Hey Lando Poe: sup Finn?

He looks like John Candy in Spaceballs when he dressed up as a trooper.

The Fall of Skywalker and the Rise of Cats

"So far Star Wars has been like highschool" haha

Kory I can't lie u and Martin are my favourite vloggers on RU-vid.

7:15 look at Martin’s face when he says “I want to LOVE Star Wars” and then his face when he goes into more detail LMAO Martin looks so disgusted 😂😂😂😂

It didn't "finally" end with Rise of Skywalker, it ended with Return of the Jedi. There were no hanging plot points at the end of Return of the Jedi. The prequels, for all the flaws, were establishing how we got to the situations of "A New Hope" and did so in a full circle 3 part arc. The Force Awakens (which I enjoyed) essentially pulled the Skywalker legacy out of it's grave (where it was resting in happy peace) and forced it back to life like a Frankenstein monster assembling parts of past Star Wars success onto a young cast. And initially it was like "it's alive, yes". But in the end you see the horror you've created in the world.

From what I can see as expected this film has Hyperbolic comments on both sides, Some say its the Worst Thing they've ever seen Some say its a Masterpiece & best of the new trilogy. IMHO I think it was a bit Over Bloated & rushing itself Too Fast w/o proper expansion. A ton of stuff happens that couldve used Far better explanations but it felt like it didnt have time for all the ideas it wanted to cram into it. & to take your mind off it JJ kept usin the ol trick of "Member this Nostalgia" & honestly some plot points never got proper endings. If u liked it good for you & happy you enjoyed it, If you hated it Dont be a dick to someone not being a dick to you & while there is Some stuff I did think was cool, Overall I saw a lot of flaws which I cant say cause SPOILERS so for me honestly I cant say I cared for it tbh

There’s exactly 0% chance this trilogy ended as planned and that is really on everyone involved. JJ exiles Luke to an island and has skywalker lightsaber call out to Rey for some reason. Rian said “the past is shit, forget it” since he was just given an outline and given rein to do his thing. So now we have 2 extremes. This whole series was marred by poor planning, a lack of vision, and a straight up FEAR of disappointing people, so they pandered to people who wanted the same, people that wanted something different, and then strikes the unsatisfying middle.

The movie was too rushed,new characters who were unesscary, bit of a mess really

Cinema, matinee...I ain't got $7.50 to pay (Everybody Now!)

I wish they went with one of the original concepts of Kylo where he was a collector of Sith artifacts and wanted to learn more about the Dark Side that Luke couldn't teach him. THERE IS YOUR MOVIE!

14:12 “Kathleen Kennedy initials is only one K away” that comment is golden

feel like Korey is ready for Spaceballs 2

Rian Johnson threw the whole trilogy under the bus with TLJ. What worked in that movie?

7:16 Martin's expression as Korey says he wants to "make sweet, passionate, nasty-ass love to Star Wars", LOL

Based on all the reviews that I have read and seen, maybe they need to retitle this movie to "Star Wars: Rise of An Apology For The Last Jedi", or "Star Wars: Rise of Fan Service", or my personal favorite "Star Wars: Rise of Mediocrity"

This is the first Star Wars film I hated.

How can there be a Rise of Skywalker movie without any damm Skywalkers in it

There have literally been 2 great Star Wars movies and the rest are average to mediocre at best . Once people accept that maybe the fighting will end. The only thing that could save Star Wars is to move away from the skywalker timeline. Until then it will be the same old same old

Rogue One has easily been the best of the New Films

How is he giving the fans what they wanted? Having Palpatine alive completely and utterly makes the entire saga pointless. Also he ruins the lore by making up contrived force powers and other stupid crap like light speed skipping. It's GARBAGE. I assure you people who wanted a real Star Wars film didn't want this shit. So critics need to stop proclaiming that RoS is giving the fans what they wanted.

Korey looks like he has to go to a Star Wars convention at 7 but there’s a furry convention at 6

Korey: "I don't go in expecting anything" Also Korey: "I expect a good epic movie from a series"

With this final film, it’s safe to say that this whole trilogy is pointless. As bad as the prequels are, they at the very least had good ideas and created interesting and lasting elements that are still loved today. The Rise of Skywalker just sounds like lazy pandering that is designed to course correct from The Last Jedi. The Force Awakens was all retread and setup. The Last Jedi ignored that setup and didn’t move the plot at all while pretending to be new. This means that The Rise of Skywalker had to create, build, and conclude a trilogy’s worth of story in one film. That’s a tall order. This is probably why so many people said that this was filled with exposition and felt crammed. The most important thing this new trilogy did was kill off Han, Luke, and Leia, which sucks since those three characters added little to nothing to the story. And I hate that they are marketing this as a conclusion to a nine film saga. It’s not. It’s the conclusion to this current trilogy that they decided to pretend is a nine film story in order to lazily make this trilogy feel more important. Star Wars has so much potential, and this is what they did with it. Such a waste.

15:50 Lando: Hey waddup, where Leia up to? I burst out laughing 😂😂

I echo what many others here have said, Finn should have been the protagonist. I liked TFA but my parents, who thought that the third act was too much of a retread, and I both agreed that the idea of a reformed bad guy was a great concept. We had the original trilogy, which was about a young idealist fulfilling his potential despite circumstances and his own father pulling him towards evil. We had the prequels, which was (in concept, at least) about how a similar gifted young man out of slavery could be corrupted. The struggles of a man who was dragged into an evil empire and has to fight his conscience and upbringing is the last logical step.

Insta-like for the cat face reveal. I haven't even started your review lol

wtf dude lmao! That intro is the highlight of my year. 😂😂

Saw the review on twitch.

Korey looks like he belongs on The Island of Dr. Moreau

obligation > inspiration is the best way to describe this trilogy, oh my gosh

I’m a simple man. I see a Double Toasted review of Rise if Skywalker, *I CLICK*

I didn't hate this film. It just left me really confused.

This us what happens when you dont have a plan. Jj was too safe that he mostly recycled what came before. Disney overcorrected and let Rian Johnson be too experimental. Then JJ came back and tried to cramp 3 movies worth of plot into one.

George Lucas was the winner in the end. He sold Star Wars and made a ton of money that Disney hasn’t been able to turn over as profit. And now probably within a year or two George Lucas will be asked to come in as a stay in producer. Calling it now.

Rian Johnson wrote Abrams into a corner. His order 66 was fan service and nostalgia.

Why is Rey important again...?

"Going against the grain!" Korey.... have you seen the reviews? lol

It's sad how they portrayed Fin. I thought he was going to have a better role in the series. And it's unfortunate to see they are still not utilizing him in the best way.

Korey is sooo cute as a cat!😍 Marvin should have done it too. He would have been adorable as the pimp cat.

Lando: Hey girl, you got them Gender Fluid?

Koreys makeup looks better than the CGI from Cats lol

Adam Driver starred in 2 movies about divorce this year, Marriage Story (out on Netflix now, just watch the ‘Argument’ scene) and the Rise of Skywalker (the one where it divided the Star Wars community down to its very core). One was brilliant and the other was a shit show...can you guess which is which😂

This was foreseeable. I don’t really like Abrams’ as a director but he was given an impossible hand because Johnson killed almost all narrative threads because he didn’t think about how someone else would have to clean up his mess. So Abrams had to set up the third film in order to make the third film.

With Darth Maul, they brought him back, yeah. But they actually did some interesting things with him. An entire season building his character back up in Clone Wars, an entire arc in which he's heavily involved in the Rebels show. They at least made his bringing back worthwhile, despite how questionable it was at the start.

Kory and Martin need to make another video discussing WHY the writer of Justice League and BvS was chosen to write Rise of Skywalker. PLEASE WE NEED THIS

Oh wow. When he gets cat angry. 🤣 I’m at work cracking up at my desk.

Oh lawdt, how is Korey gonna describe this?

I just want to know who gave the green light on bringing back the Senate. Now I love Palpatine as much as the next guy but he died for a reason. His return compromises the integrity of the storyline. He didn't need to be here.

Korey Martin, I respect your opinions too much to ever give you guys any shit. I'm sad to hear that this movie is sub par, especially for a Star Wars movie. And everything you guys said was right, there is so much more they could have done with it, and they just ... dropped the ball. I don't know, it feels like Star Wars isn't being made for the fans, it feels like it's being put out to make a quick buck.

Well Favreau, Felloni, and Rejwan are in charge now due to their success with Mando.

The one positive I feel we can all agree on for this movie....John Williams music. As for the movie itself, it's not bad but it's not great either. It's just sort of there

Korey ranting in a stormtrooper suit and cat makeup is life itself.

Korey! Keep that costume, just in case. My brother lives in Texas too. If you ever feel like being an adopted cat, his house is set up for cats. 🐱

That cat outfit is hilarious. Lol

Let me start by saying this movie was anti climatic...there was no memorable fight scenes...the story seemed rushed...I couldnt stop thinking when I just left and even while I was watching it . I thought the phantom menace was a better movie experience...seemed like a lot of missed one liners for the first 45 min. The movie looked amazing but the rest was really just ehhh.....for that franchise it just seemed like a missed opportunity

Its so hard to to take him seriously with the cat makeup and hes pissed about this movie lol

Confused Mathew would be pissed if he was still a critic...... Oh God, Plinkett has a huge amount of matirial to work with now!

Ironic how Abrams is the one who started this trilogy & yet he adds the final nail in the coffin, although I'm definitely not excluding Kathleen, Rian and Co.

Star Cats: The Rise of Meowsic.

Spoiler Alert... Palpatine's Force Lightning redirected itself back killing him so technically, Palpatine, is the Chosen One! Fantastic writing /s

This wasn’t a movie. It was a product of frustration that was criminally mismanaged by those in charge while attempting to appease a fanbase of which the majority simply cannot be pleased. This is one of the worst movies (not just from the SW universe but a movie in general) that I’ve ever had to sit through. It is an incoherent train wreck and I can’t remember feeling this sorry and embarrassed for a cast. All I can figure is that the production team wrote a series of scenes comprised of everything the fans were outraged about and out of desperation called it a script. “Mad about Rey not being related to a major character? Here you go. Doesn’t make sense? Sorry about that.” “How about that training montage though? Am I right? It’s too little too late? Sorry about that.” “Snoke needed a backstory? Abracadabra, there ya go. Dumbest thing you could possibly imagine? Oopsy. Hey at least you got that backstory, right?” “More lightsaber duels? How about a lightsaber duel amongst a raging ocean? Why are they fighting? Look at those waves! Isn’t it awesome!” “Hey, remember this guy? Kind of? Well, he’s back! Why is he back? Well, look there he is, okay.” The Star Wars film franchise is over. It needs to retire because I don’t know if it’s possible for it to embarrass itself on a deeper level than this. Maybe one day, years from now, a new team of focused and intelligent producers, led by someone along the lines of Kevin Feige, will bring it back to life along with a well thought out and completely developed, smart and fresh storyline. I don’t know. For the time being though, it needs to go away for a while. I can’t even hate it, really. There’s literally nothing there to hate. It’s a hollow, lifeless, empty shell.

I've seen lots of "meh/ok" movies. Star Wars is way too big to be a meh movie... You spend all this money on a movie and instead of hiring some decent writers and creating a cohesive movie trilogy, you decide to focus everything on merchandising, theme rides, and spin offs.... THAT is why it rises to the level of "hate" for me. At least Lucus tried..

Immediate thumbs up for that cats reveal.

To hell with Star Wars, I want to see what y'all have to say about them CATS

Dude im young and i HATE what Disney did to Star Wars.

When I saw "Star Wars New Hope" when I was 13 and thought "This is the best SiFI movie I've ever seen, it's what I've always hoped for. I can't wait to see what happens next with these characters...", I never thought I would one day be ready to watch "Star Wars the Rise of Skywalker" at 55 and thinking "Thank God it's over, now maybe we can move on to other, better things in the Star Wars universe or maybe just turn the page completely..."

Literally about to binge The Witcher on Netflix to wash away the memory of Rise of Skywalker. I 100% agree with Korey.

It isn't a film, it's a bunch of compilation scenes made to please internet fans . And if there are unanswered questions, Disney will answer them in Star Wars books next year. Wtf?

The idea that fans want the same story over & over just cause they didn't like The Last Jedi seems to be the biggest strawman ever.

All the SW movies ranked from best to worst: 1.EP.5 ESB 2.EP.4 ANH 3.Rogue One 4.EP.6 ROTJ 5.EP.3 ROTS 6.EP.1 PM 7.EP.7 FA 8.Solo: SW Story 9.EP.2 AOTC 10.EP.8 TLJ 11.EP.9 TROS

The "humor" in this movie is terrible.

"I;m done!' Oh dis gonna b gud...

I wish someone would make a meme of Korey saying “Frustrated”

you know they fucked up when Star Wars rips off the Goonies...

Unintentional Spaceballs costume

Dude's talking to a man cheetah.

You forget, they replaced Colin Terverrow with JJ Abrams before Last Jedi came out and before we knew what Rian Johnson had done.

Last Jedi was awful because it thought it was smarter than it was but when you sit back and look at it as a whole it was nonsensical garbage... Rise of Skywalker was awful cuz it was because it didn’t know where to fucking go. The entire movie felt like the last season of Lost.

Rogue One still has me optimistic for the future

I rewatched TLJ last night and I'll keep saying it...it's not an overall bad movie. The Canto Bight stuff, the shoehorned "romance" between Finn and Rose were a waste (among other things), but I was reminded, as Martin mentioned, just how many new ideas it tried to introduce to this universe and I applaud Rian Johnson for that. I've seen the criticism that maybe it chickened out from those ideas by the end of the movie but I think he was trying to leave a good jumping off point going into episode 9. TLJ is far from perfect and I can't defend everything it does...but I don't have to; I was excited by the new direction it proposed. I haven't seen TROS yet but it seems like it's going to completely abandon all that and play it safe. Anyway, just wanted to say that maybe I'm in the minority but TLJ doesn't deserve as much hate as it gets. I'm sure the Internets will tell me I'm wrong tho.

star war fans.... never happy...

Disney is turning star wars movies into video games

Here's a quote from Rian Johnson recently. "I think approaching any creative process with [the purpose of making fandoms happy] would be a mistake that would lead to probably the exact opposite result. Even my experience as a fan, you know, if I’m coming into something, even if it’s something that I think I want, if I see exactly what I think I want on the screen, it’s like, ‘Oh, okay.’ It might make me smile and make me feel neutral about the thing and I won’t really think about it afterwards, but that’s not really going to satisfy me. What I’m aiming for every time I sit down in a theater is to have the experience [I had] with Empire Strikes Back, something that’s emotionally resonant and feels like it connects up and makes sense and really gets to the heart of what this thing is and in a way that I never could have seen coming. I want to be shocked, I want to be surprised, I want to be thrown off-guard, I want to have things recontextualized, I want to be challenged as a fan when I sit down in the theater." Say what you will about The Last Jedi, but I feel that Corey and Martin are on the same page as this statement. He might not have hit a home run for everyone... but goddamn do I think he understands what a fandom needs.

I love the new starwars movies. Especially groot. And when star lord realized the blue guy was his daddy

This review is night and day from The Force Awakens. They praised Abrams like “he gets Star Wars”, and now they saying we didn’t know he’d copy and paste. Ironic because that’s exactly what they did in the Force Awakens.

Really glad there's at least Clone Wars Season 7 on the horizon to look forward to. Plus this past episode of The Mandalorian was pretty good imo. In regards of this film, I feel like there was no way for this movie to turn out pariticularly good because of what the last movie did, and whatever the hell JJ did to retcon/ignore said TLJ. I'm gonna be seeing it this weekend though, and really I'm just glad this trilogy is done with so I can move on to other and hopefully better SW related stuff.

22:27 Yo you telling me my favorite concept from the last movie was abandoned 😭😥😤 Im probably not seeing this

Rogue One was very close to greatness. Mandalorian is getting good reactions. Don't say a good Star Wars can't be done just because a few bad directors failed at it. Give Star Wars to Christopher Nolan and we'd be talking about Academy Awards nominations for Star Wars.

If Silicon Valley can put a computer in my pocket in 30 years then the Empire can put a planet-destroying laser on a Star Destroyer.

Yoooo, they really tried to do some Madara Uchiha type shit with Palpatine.