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Black History Month feels different this year because at least 18 states have enacted limits on what schools can teach about race. Elsewhere, Rep. George Santos told a reporter he’s only going to tell the truth from today forward, and Stephen looks into another mysterious story involving monkeys.
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@atiredfloridian777 Год назад

If you ask me, if a little girl had to be escorted to a school by the miltary, then kids her age are old enough to learn about it.

@normacroberts-hakizimana8785 Год назад

❤️

@devon6152 Год назад

Right on.

@Saje3D Год назад

The people who teach the guilt of original sin don’t want anyone teaching their children about their actual ancestors’ REAL sins. Because it might make them feel bad or something? I don’t get it.

@nikkis3800 Год назад

Spot on

@sheilag2231 Год назад

@@Saje3D when will the guilt be over? Like how long do we need to teach it before it becomes like previous enslavements?

@anmnou Год назад

"I have behaved as if I am sorry". Spoken like a true sociopath.

@keep-ukraine-free528 Год назад

Yup - Santos Devolder Whatchamacallhim is a sociopath/psychopath.

@zohircherifi5616 Год назад

If German children can learn about Hitler So can American children about slavery

@mariadicrasto1573 Год назад

100% agree. There is so much about slavery that I am still learning at 40 I had no idea about. Unfortunately the people in charge are either racist or extremely embarrassed that their family held slaves. They won't let the rest of us learn about it

@pcbassoon3892 Год назад

I've heard that Japan skips WWII and pretends that America dropped the atomic bombs unprovoked. Not sure if it's true though.

@mariadicrasto1573 Год назад

@PC Bassoon China also covers up its massacres of its citizens, doesn't make it right. If we want to be a free nation we need to stop acting as an autocracy with dictators

@lizardog Год назад

@@pcbassoon3892 That's very American of them.

@LizardHouse Год назад

American children already learn about slavery, it's a part of American and World History. It's literally in EVERY middle and high school history textbook.

@1111MJR Год назад

Santos: “I’ve BEHAVED as if I’m sorry...” Tells you all you need to know.

@1111MJR Год назад

Surprised Steven didn't pick up on that.

@judithgannon5642 Год назад

But suddenly he's compelled to tell the truth when he says that

@beth8775 Год назад

Lol ikr? As much as he lies, he can't just say, "Yes"?

@LadyAstarionAncunin Год назад

He's giving me Amber 💩vibes.

@pamelabennett1492 Год назад

What he thinks is " acting like he's sorry" is just another imitation of actually being sorry. I doubt if he knows what its like to regret deceit.

@mypillowguy445 Год назад

*"There was a little girl in California who was a part of the second class to integrate her public schools and she was bused to school every day... and that little girl was me.”* - George Santos

@slarson231 Год назад

True story. 😉

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Год назад

wow!

@gmailrockmcbride49508 Год назад

Well sure, there is plenty of black jews...haha the jew-ish

@old-fashionedcoughypot Год назад

Noice!

@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 Год назад

@@gmailrockmcbride49508 He's from a lost tribe.

@timthehistorian Год назад

As someone who aspires to teach history, I fully plan to teach the civil rights movement and if I get fired for teaching important things like Emmett Till's murder or the Genocide of Native Americans on a high school level, so be it.

@cathywethington5913 Год назад

Good. When I found out how badly I'd been lied to in school, I was livid. Teach children, especially teenagers, the truth. They can handle it and it will make them better citizens

@jeffreylessard7538 Год назад

As long as you dont teach that white people invented slavery and that they are born racist like some schools do then thats fine by me. One should never forget the past.....as long as its remembered and taught accurately not just someone pushing their personal opinion and agenda on the children as if its fact

@timthehistorian Год назад

@@jeffreylessard7538 Noone was born racist, it was taught by an institution that used racism purely for monetary gain. If you grow up in a society that teaches you from childhood to see someone as the "other" you will begin to view that group as the "other." I go into a little detail about the early years of American Slavery in a new video I'm working on about the Stono Rebellion. But moral of the story, racism is taught.

@timthehistorian Год назад

@@jeffreylessard7538 Btw while the Portuguese prince Henry the Navigator didn't invent slavery itself, he did invent the Trans Atlantic Slave Trade that is associated with the enslavement of Africans. Noone is saying slavery didn't exist before, and it certainly still exists today. The Trans Atlantic Slave Trade is just more relevant to US History

@jeffreylessard7538 Год назад

@@timthehistorian oh im with that its just some were taught that we here in this country started it. And even if that was true im not one of them and having that type of stuff thrown in your face whenever u disagree with someone of a different race is getting really old. Acting like we alive now did it when none who did are around anymore. Hell they tried to breed my people from existence but i didn't bring it up every time someone says no to me or that im wrong and i dont use it as an ex use to break the law but yah

@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Год назад

If your history class doesn't include "devisive concepts", you're not studying history.

@tyinva1212 Год назад

The history I was taught was wrong. And I pretty sure you were too. I'm 41

@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Год назад

@@tyinva1212 To ilkustrate your point, I was your age when I even found out about the existence of Residential Schools in Canada. That was a true part of history that was potentially divisive, that I was not taught in any of my history classes.

@tyinva1212 Год назад

@@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj yeah we were taught Europeans were the first sailors to see America... but come to find out Africans were here 200 years prior...

@tyinva1212 Год назад

@Neil Deep uhhhh yeah. I'm sorry you don't understand world history.

@NewMessage Год назад

If I tried saying that to my Mom as a kid.... "I behaved as if I was sorry." **THWACK!**

@M247 Год назад

No explanation necessary, I concur

@angiebear8727 Год назад

Oh without a doubt. I’d take my daughter’s phone away for that little gem

@SocksAndPuppets Год назад

"I act as if I'm sorry" is maybe the only true thing Santos has ever said

@Styphon Год назад

More like he acts like someone may act if they were feeling sorry. It is an act.

@couragekarnga8735 Год назад

No it isn't. If he were really sorry, he'd resign.

@Jeudaos Год назад

yeah when I heard him say that I was like 'Freudian slip?' I know he's trying to say actions speak louder than words. But that's not how you rephrase it.

@sofiakatelyn Год назад

Pure narcissist. Possibly antisocial personality disorder, specially exploiting a dog dying from cancer from a veteran bit

@Kyle_P Год назад

That one line says a lot about his mental state. He doesn’t even comprehend how others will interpret his words. That’s not a normal response to the question of “are you sorry”. Anyone who was either actually sorry, or even just capable of adequately projecting that falsehood, would just say yes, they are sorry. He doesn’t even know how to lie, which is a mixture of sad and odd for someone who lies ALL THE TIME. I question if he is truly mentally fit for any public office, and not even for all the lies. It goes deeper than that.

@zesty9815 Год назад

Q: _"Are you sorry?"_ (6:51) Right answer: _"Yes."_ Wrong answer: _"I didn't -- I've said I was sorry many times, I've behaved _*_as if_*_ I'm sorry."_

@u.synlig Год назад

He sounds like someone who is only mimicking emotions, and inhabiting a personality as a changeable costume.

@Lucas-fl6py Год назад

@@u.synlig just like a sociopath

@donttrudd2310 Год назад

'Are you sorry?' Stupid question! He's mildly sorry he was caught. He will continue lying because he was rewarded for it, with no consequences - actually rewarded by removal from committees. So he gets paid while doing nothing but looking for more ways to grift the system and vote whichever way the highest bidder dictates. Other liars will follow his example, further eroding the little trust we have in Republican politicians.

@crystaldafoe2471 Год назад

@U. Synlig that's what I thought too.... terrifying

@missella7339 Год назад

Reporter: "No, Mam, you did not." 😂

@ire1398 Год назад

As an undergrad instructor I am LIVID that education deprivation is alive and well.

@gregparrott Год назад

Sadly, the deprivation is mostly a consequence of parental disregard. Too many parents may demand a good education for their children, and fault teachers when it is not achieved. Yet beyond that, most oppose allocating more resources. Perhaps more significant, a majority of parents show no interest in what their children are being taught and tested. Showing an interest in the specifics of what they've learned and perhaps even engaging with the homework occasionally would greatly aid motivation to learn. In actuality, the 'interest' rarely goes beyond telling their kids 'do your homework'. Some don't even both with that.

@terrystevens8338 Год назад

@@gregparrott true, but the lack of parent engagement is caused mostly by the fact that we are all stuck in the meat grinder aka capitalism and don’t have time or energy after working all day. We can’t just blame parents without looking at the systems that force people to behave the way they do. The homework isn’t exactly set up to be easy for parents to engage with and spark teachable lessons the parents and kids can both enjoy. The entire system is broken. Blaming individual parents for the system failing without funding the system properly is right wing brain rot and helps zero children

@gregparrott Год назад

@@terrystevens8338 True, but to a limited degree. I've heard many stories and have even some where their family life would be generously described as subsistence, and that was despite constant work. Yet they engaged with their children enough to instill the importance of education. The children of most parents in that predicament don'r receive that extra 'something'. So, it's about MAKING the time. When in college, I also saw a seemingly cultural trend. I admired Asians, who by and large, were FAR more disciplined at study than I or most of my (white) kind. I've met the extended family of a few Asians. They seemed exemplary in supporting their children's education.

@ire1398 Год назад

@@gregparrott yes. My parents ALWAYS went to our parent-teacher conferences. Every. Single. One. Every teacher told them that they were one of the only families who did that. Mom became a high school teacher later and realized how much worse it actually was by that time.

@terrystevens8338 Год назад

@@gregparrott sure some people manage to make it happen.. but we don’t plan society around what some people manage to accomplish.. we need make laws and a system that works for most people.. I’d honestly want it set up to cater to the needs of the people that need the help the most. Republicans destroyed public education a generation ago and when you have a generation of parents that were failed by the system long ago they are now unable to accomplish that goal.. many kids have parents that can barely read.. just shaming them isn’t going to fix anything . Also what you experienced as a child is no metric to use to determine anything about the current situation.. when you were a kid people could still have one parent at home and had it much easier then parents today have it.

@egrace3738 Год назад

'I've behaved AS IF I'm sorry'... George Santos/Bart Simpson

@kivimik Год назад

I don't think he's done even that. Most of the time he just comes across as smug. He's "cried wolf" so much that even if he did attempt an apology, I wouldn't believe him.

@xy6845 Год назад

That's a comparison unworthy of Bart Simpson

@operationgnp Год назад

barts wayyyy fn cooler than that pastey clown

@jessstuart7495 Год назад

An educated and informed electorate is the stuff of Republican nightmares.

@Lorrdd Год назад

Okay, but their laws don't actually stop anything. CRT isn't taught in any grade school on Earth, so the law limits nothing.

@Cybrix Год назад

So why are young know-nothings the majority of the democrat base?

@Virjunior01 Год назад

@@Lorrdd yes, but the damage has been done. They're using the loophole of "discomfort" when talking about this country's objectively awful history

@Virjunior01 Год назад

@@Cybrix because they are the ones with at least a _sliver_ of shame.

@Cybrix Год назад

@@Virjunior01 So good of youtube to run defense for you by not allowing me to post a rebuttal to your nonsense. 🙄

@jessetorres8738 Год назад

I don't mind paying taxes now for other people's medical care in the future since I know someone else is doing the same for me. Also, me paying into Social Security today is going to people like my grandparents who need that money they earned after decades of hard work, & I hope decades down the road the system will still be there for me if I need that financial aid.

@dee_dee_place Год назад

Mr. Torres- Thank You for being someone who gets it. Social Security & Medicare are NOT entitlements. Any person who works 'over the table' & gets taxes taken out of their paychecks also pays for Social Security & Medicare. The Employers also pay their share, for each employee, each paycheck. The GOP wants to do away with Social Security & Medicare because they don't want the USA Citizenry to know just how much money they've borrowed (to balance the USA's budget) & they can't pay it back to the Social Security & Medicare Trust.

@scifiknut Год назад

Don't expect most Republicans to understand the thought process and meaning behind that one. They just use the word "socialism" and that's apparently the end of *that* discussion.

@Taricus Год назад

Also, the tax rates don't change based on people's healthcare. The taxes are collected regardless. They just make a budget to include healthcare... If it didn't go back to the people who were paying the taxes in services (healthcare, infrastructure, etc.), it would just go somewhere else anyways (possibly for frivolous things or to the people sitting up in Congress or their friends in corporations, through things like government bailouts or incentives). The amount they paid in taxes wouldn't change.

@newhorizonsforfifty2833 Год назад

This is probably what I love about President Biden the most, his moxie to play down to their level without sinking to their level.

@Cybrix Год назад

You think BIden is doing ANYTHING deliberately anymore? 🤣🤣🤣

@craighughes3495 Год назад

@@Cybrix you think he wandered into the presidency 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️turn off the faux news nazi propaganda ya moron

@Cybrix Год назад

@@craighughes3495 He certainly didn't campaign.

@cathywethington5913 Год назад

Odom = idiot

@Cybrix Год назад

@@cathywethington5913 Chat GPT write that for you?

@albertjackinson Год назад

"Show me your budget, I'll show you mine." --Joe Biden Now, I might not agree with everything Biden does, but this here is absolute gold for somebody saying something. It communicates the gravity of the situation. I just like that quote.

@HelynnHeels Год назад

He's so right. The budget is the place to propose BUDGET cuts. If the repubs can come up with a budget that suits their needs, bring it. Then it will be debated and decided upon. We still have to pay our bills. Try telling your credit card people that you're gonna cut your budget. They'''d say "Great. But you still have to pay the balance on your bill."

@elaineburnett5230 Год назад

Pretty 😎 cool and kind of double entendre!

@elaineburnett5230 Год назад

@@HelynnHeels Indeed they will and we can "count" on it!🤭

@TechNinja.1701 Год назад

People's household budgets are pretty stretched... will those do? Let's be clear; the politicking of the gormless, old, out of touch political establishment is getting in the way of people's health, safety, dignity, life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, etc. .

@Surge1077 Год назад

The debt is to pay for past budgets that have already been spent. Not current budgets. That the GOP want to use the debt as a hostage for budget negotiations and have yet to outline in detail what changes they would propose, makes it blatantly obvious that they have no idea what they are doing.

@SusiFroggyPorter Год назад

I'm expecting we will see George Santos on Dancing With the Stars soon.

@3rdmm Год назад

Or Dancing Behind Bars.

@nikobatallones Год назад

I thought he was long one of the professionals.

@FerraTiKarinaNeil Год назад

More likely The Masked Singer (see: other disgraces Sarah Palin and Rudy Guiliani)

@HeavyChevy Год назад

Or Big Brother 😅

@mojo500100 Год назад

That’s a good guess. In a sane world, he would’ve been called to account long before this.

@ChainReactionsProductions Год назад

You know it’s bad for the Republicans when even my Republican father says it’s time for Santos to give up his seat in Congress

@publicuser2534 Год назад

FBI investigating his scheme involving a veteran and his dying dog.

@abbycross90210 Год назад

Sadly, a very low bar.

@ferox965 Год назад

I wouldn't be surprised if Republicans will eventually make Santos their presidential nominee.

@trumpanzeehunter2559 Год назад

TRUMP/SANTOS 2024 making lies together

@shahnulislam9897 Год назад

That's as far as he's willing to go huh? What about the other fraud of the 45th kind?

@shiftlessinseattle Год назад

Bombadil! Always happy when Colbert flashes his Tolkien knowledge

@erinncarl9294 Год назад

Love those yellow boots !!

@wizardsuth Год назад

@@erinncarl9294 They go well with the bright blue jacket.

@balanceofjudgement6136 Год назад

But to say Tom Brady before Bombadil? Well let's just say it's not a crime, but it should be prosecuted like one! Lol

@finncatwillhelm2457 Год назад

I'm so pissed they skipped Tom and the Barrow Downs in the movies.

@fredjepson9992 Год назад

Right? It's like a coded message meant only for a select few of us... like secrets hidden under brambles. Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!

@dyent Год назад

I read that once, a long long time ago, in a dark forgotten corner of the world, there was a child of many names, one of which would one day be George Santos. It is said that once, in the cool breeze of a warm afternoon, he spoke a single, solitary sentence of truth. Unfortunately, the only witness was was deaf, and so those words will never be heard by human ears.

@tigq1430 Год назад

😄

@garfield2439 Год назад

" I behaved AS IF I'm sorry". WTG does that even mean???

@anmnou Год назад

Sociopaths mimic emotions and decent human behavior. He really just gave himself away here...Freudian slip.

@cathywethington5913 Год назад

And even that is a lie because if he behaved as if he was sorry, he'd have already resigned

@jamesturner2126 Год назад

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH! ✊🏿⚖️💙

@matthewwiederspan3025 Год назад

1:20 For politicians that preach about “small government” and “freedom,” Republicans are working overtime to make sure the government (*their* government) can tell teachers what to teach and what not to teach.

@zesty9815 Год назад

Q: _"Are you sorry?"_ (6:51) A: _"Not sorry enough to resign!"_

@shermanculbertson6244 Год назад

Laughter is the best medicine and I prescribe myself a daily dose of Stephen.

@karenconroy1860 Год назад

Me too

@alexxela9502 Год назад

Yes, in my opinion, on this entertainment channel, people are not interested in politics much, so you can be charged with positivity. On CNN, a completely different contingent of Americans who are brainwashed by total propaganda. Hello from Russia...

@HOTD108_ Год назад

You're right, his haircut is very funny.

@Author_Alyssa_Taylor Год назад

Sherman Culbertson -- Agreed, but he threw me a horror by saying he's off next week. Insert sad face.

@billfoster5257 Год назад

Ghey?

@Derguz Год назад

A societys degree of insecurity in its own values can be discerned by the degree of censureship that happens in its places of education. The US is an exceptionally insecure society.

@anyagetman8596 Год назад

If they cut social security and Medicare my mom literally ends up on the street

@reddraghain Год назад

And ppl think the streets are crowded now!

@sylvialawrence4431 Год назад

The GQP never cares, and yet people keep voting for them. I've always said the Democrats are not perfect either, but at least they never try to take from people, stuff that's been in place for years!!!

@Chattepliee Год назад

Thousands of seniors would end up on the street! My mom would probably be dead without Medicare.

@sylvialawrence4431 Год назад

@@Chattepliee Exactly!! As far as Social Security, all they need to do is raise the cap, so more people continue to pay into it. Why have a program still based on income criteria from when it was first implemented?!?...but nobody ever wants to mention that!!

@emilie658 Год назад

George Santos :" I behaved AS IF I ´m sorry!"

@TheGoofy1932 Год назад

Well to be fair, sociopaths Can only mimic normal human behavior. Republicans Reap What You Have Sown.

@emilie658 Год назад

@@TheGoofy1932 what ever you say

@ChrisM-zm4li Год назад

Lol, I taught for 20 years and running into a student in a grocery store was definitely one of my fears! I actually hid from them.

@Leonaza7 Год назад

Pretty sure Santos only decided to recuse himself so he wouldn’t have to do literally anything. He already doesn’t take phone calls from constituents/local lawmakers. Hasn’t spent any time in his head quarters, makes sense he would step down from his assignments so all he really is required to do to earn his $174,00 is raise his hand occasionally. Assuming he even shows up to do that.

@earthknight60 Год назад

He didn't recuse himself. Behind closed doors he was asked to to do so in order to make it easier for McCarthy to rip others off committees with no justification and in exchange for retaining his vote and letting him stay in Congress.

@garfield2439 Год назад

@@earthknight60 Omar

@ricklichau9176 Год назад

Yeah, $476.71 per day before taxes of course, but then I'm guessing he doesn't bother with that.

@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Год назад

@@garfield2439 You didn't finish your thought. Take it easy on the lasagna bru

@MattyJ55046 Год назад

@@earthknight60 yeah it def makes it easier on McCarthy. Also he wants to sit in the background, not be front page news.

@shedjammer87 Год назад

"An eighty year old's fiscal package" was worthy of a good LOL!

@chrisboro3145 Год назад

The fact he mentioned Tom Bombadil made my day.

@Leonaza7 Год назад

This man has no shame and needs to be removed from congress, the sooner the better!!!!

@MrMick50 Год назад

Wish they would remove a lot of these deplorable election denier Republicans

@georgeb.wolffsohn30 Год назад

@@briangriffin9046 anyone who aided or supported the seditious insurrection should be removed immediately.

@stan4now Год назад

He'll be removed in cuffs.

@y_fam_goeglyd Год назад

McCarthy? Yeah, agreed! ;)

@LD86 Год назад

@@georgeb.wolffsohn30There are way too many literal traitors and seditionists in congress!! The Republican Party is a cult of corruption, idolatry and ineptitude.

@susanfarley1332 Год назад

My grandmother taught school for 36 years. We never went anywhere without hearing "Hi Miss Parker!" from one of her former students.

@davidanderson_surrey_bc Год назад

Which was strange, considering her name was George Santos.

@anamariaguadayol2335 Год назад

I have been retired for three years and I still get "Teacher!" From somebody whenever I go out of my house. I taught ESOL at our college for 34 years!

@puckitguy1 Год назад

MTG was asked if she was secretly dating McCarthy . She said 'yes' and reporter asked 'how is it ? ' She replied ' The same weak in , weak out'

@elaineburnett5230 Год назад

MTG is laughably but not funny.

@BornDepressed Год назад

Well, if they want to hold the debt ceiling hostage, then let them do it. Because when everything crashes and other big countries come knocking and asking "where's our money?", we have an entire list of people to point them to for how to find all the people responsible. :)

@MRB16th Год назад

I should point out that some of these countries may not be friendly about this (Russia and China for example - in fact, doing this with the Russians and Chinese also sounds like the kind of mob caper that would get the organizers whacked).

@uofmd Год назад

This is what I watch to decompress

@publicuser2534 Год назад

Hard to decompress with his show sometimes

@vincentbaca790 Год назад

This is what I watch when inhaling whip cream from the can....

@LD86 Год назад

Colbert is ever clever indeed! 😂

@sadiestoltzfus9798 Год назад

I was getting tired of watching Colbert fiddle with his jacket button.

@dmercury292 Год назад

Breaking news: George Santos has admitted that he’s the real Keyser Soze.

@sideshowbro Год назад

He also stood up when someone asked for the Real Slim Shady

@normacroberts-hakizimana8785 Год назад

@@sideshowbro, ☠️ 💀 🤣 💀☠️

@mypillowguy445 Год назад

He also confirmed that he is Annie and he's not OK.

@alexandermutsaers2693 Год назад

He also shot the sheriff (still waiting for word on the deputy)

@tsubadaikhan6332 Год назад

He also killed Adolf Hitler. Just staged it as a suicide.

@vailryan5682 Год назад

OAN questioning Santos' integrity. Wow.

@shesaknitter Год назад

Kind of a pot meet kettle situation.

@vailryan5682 Год назад

@@shesaknitter And being completely oblivious. Is there any point calling it hypocrisy? It's just right wing SOP.

@williamduffy1227 Год назад

The ONAN Network

@xy6845 Год назад

Birds, feathers, flocking togethers, you know the story

@couragekarnga8735 Год назад

Florida: where knowledge goes to die!

@paulmaggiar8274 Год назад

Stephen, I love you brother, and I know it's about the humor, but here's the thing. Calling a gibbon a monkey is like calling a human a monkey. The best way to distinguish a monkey and an ape is that apes do not have tails.

@fairyprincess911 Год назад

Oh my 🐒🦍

@iMaximilianOSRS Год назад

"As Stephen Colbert, I regret the filming of this episode... " -George Santos

@jhwheuer Год назад

You cannot cut benefits to social security as we have paid for those. You can cut contributions and then later the payouts, as less was paid in. Not the governments money.

@kenbrown2808 Год назад

Santos promising no more lies, doesn't mean any fewer lies.

@magsj6474 Год назад

Gibbons are in the family Hylobatidae, more closely related to Apes than "monkeys" This mistake is equivalent to saying rhinoceros but meaning horse. My primatology degree in action!

@pattip1413 Год назад

Monkey is a funny word, though. So it works for laughs

@TheRealcdawg22 Год назад

You sound stoked at the opportunity to share the depths of your knowledge and education. Well done!

@IcariumGaming Год назад

Senate and Congressional income should be reduced considerably. Besides their ability to legally insider trade as it is next to impossible to hold them accountable, you get people like Santos who want such a prestigious position, not because they care about the people they serve, but because of how much money they will make.

@Lorrdd Год назад

It's still illegal if they aren't held to account.

@mscbijles1256 Год назад

Nah, I guess it’s not the money they directly make there, but all the money they can make after leaving and going corporate, or by just being a corrupt corporate puppet, that lets their pockets get filled by shady ‘business’ people and PACs

@robo5013 Год назад

How about cutting subsidies to oil companies, 90 billion dollars in 2020, for an industry that nets 200 billion in profits.

@jessicacaron5084 Год назад

But then they need to change the rules so that the entry level staffers can make a decent living (currently members of Congress are the highest paid in their offices and there are several tiers of staffers each of whom get paid a lower amount than the staffers above them)

@mattfetter4123 Год назад

Plenty of fat that can be cut, start with alphabet agencies that have grown out of control , and threaten every citizens privacy. Out of control defense spending, that they can't even audit. Defense contractors, I could go on . But they will cut programs that help citizens,

@A._is_for Год назад

reminds me of the philosophical question: "If a liar tells you he can only lie is it true or a lie?"

@shirleyrombough8173 Год назад

"On the other side of this card is a l ie. On the other side of this card is the truth." George Santos.

@chonqmonk Год назад

When a Santos level liar tells you from now on he'll tell the truth, he is lying, and there is no paradox.

@faithlesshound5621 Год назад

That's Russell's Paradox.

@A._is_for Год назад

@@faithlesshound5621 thanks, getting close to 2 decades since uni

@wizardsuth Год назад

@@faithlesshound5621 No, that's the Liar's Paradox. Russell's Paradox is about the set of all sets that do not contain themselves. It must contain itself if and only if it does not contain itself.

@spencernorby6075 Год назад

Want to know why the kids don't learn like they should? Legislators keep trying to control what happens in the classroom. They are some of the most disconnected people about schools as there are in America. They are more concerned about the opinions of their donors and lobbyists than they are about the actual futures of the youth. No one knows what is going on any more. Let teachers teach.

@Blasted2Oblivion Год назад

"Everything will be above board." Followed up immediately by a lie.

@anabelapavio Год назад

LLUV this show! Love from Portugal!!

@anmnou Год назад

I have fantasies of moving to Lisbon or Porto...what do you think?

@Lorrdd Год назад

@@anmnou That nobody cares about you :)

@anabelapavio Год назад

@@anmnou Lisbon is great, but from experienced both during my college and all, Porto would be the best choice!! 😊

@ivo4357 Год назад

"I'm largely always not a murderer" said the Son of Sam.

@glennbugala Год назад

"No one wants to see and 80-year-old's fiscal package." hahaha

@rafterman3712 Год назад

Best line of the whole show : Joe 'Show me your budget & I'll show you mine'

@user-ou4ho3qk7m Год назад

FUN FACT 014: NY (R) George Santos told me while at a BBQ at Alexander Fleming's house he topped his hamburger with a unique combination of condiments and discovered penicillin.

@LucyBean42 Год назад

They begged him to be a model? I bet they walked in, big man, strong man, tears in his eyes, saying "Mr. Santos... you gotta be a model." After Thump, it's getting real easy to spot these obvious lies.

@Kate-ui5kc Год назад

Santos, on whether he was sorry..." I behaved as if I'm sorry..." Can't stop shaking my head.

@jaythegr33nundead8 Год назад

I love the funny voice that is used for terrible voice over jokes, he sounds so funny & always great delivery 😆!!

@akinpaws Год назад

Brian Stack.

@Trogdor1365 Год назад

Did Santos say, "I've behaved _as if_ I was sorry." Huh?

@juliecostantini993 Год назад

The boy who cried RETIREMENT!!! 🤣

@joijencuyah2345 Год назад

Stephen, you're always point on, but you said teachers fears are mounting..of running into their students at the grocery store .really?? What about being shot to death while trying to protect their students!? Thanks for the laughs, about everything else!

@lindasafley4794 Год назад

Thanks. Stephan, for helping me laugh At what's happen.

@accuratealloys Год назад

*happening

@JK-hf7fd Год назад

Stephan!? Who is Stephan??? Also, I think he stole your 'ing'!

@jeffreyenglish1815 Год назад

I’m assuming Florida teachers have to take the month off. Or just not talk at all.

@michael1345 Год назад

The guy who does the dubbovers is priceless. Especially when he laughs. BUT never pull the curtain back and show him, I have my own image I cherish.😂

@13katecoombs Год назад

It was only a few weeks ago that Santos listed a man as his campaign treasurer who had not signed on for the job at all. I am amazed to think that Santos saying he's going to stop lying is a lie!

@EddieGaster Год назад

Happy Black History Month everyone!

@elaineburnett5230 Год назад

Thank you. It will be a nice challenge to find ways to celebrate with pride how a people who came to this country as captives, and in 400 years contributed to a culture that made freedom a culture that captured the world!

@SirBlot Год назад

It's the police afloat in a dirty big boat And they're shouting, 'Time, gentlemen, please'

@EddieGaster Год назад

@@SirBlot and the people's response? 'Twenty-five past eight!'.

@theroadents1141 Год назад

"If you don't vote for me, you ain't black!" --Joe Biden, the leader of the Democratic Party, utilizing the cult of blackness to get votes.

@dr.g3860 Год назад

“It’s the month when white folks pretend to be interested in Black folks and Black folks pretend to be interested in history.” - Larry Wilmore.

@landonewts Год назад

That Whitney clip hit me harder than expected.

@RKarmaKill Год назад

Whoever is doing the writing for this Show is the best in the industry today. Masterful!

@richiejohnson Год назад

All the late shows are on fire lately. What a feast! 😜

@jacks6910 Год назад

Thank you Mr. Horstman, teaching me history the right way, he presented what my state wanted us to know then showed us where to learn the truth outside of class and made our assignments about it.

@ontaka5997 Год назад

9:30 Regarding the "I-monkey-late" conception, it's a pity Steve didn't tell the full story of how the male monkey managed to impregnate the female monkey. The father monkey was at the time locked in an adjacent cage to the female monkey that was separated by a partition with 6mm diameter air holes. It was concluded that he used one of the holes in the partition as a "Glory hole" to impregnate the female monkey next door.

@Hbirdo Год назад

If only Stephen had also talked about gibbons as primates not monkeys!

@Lorrdd Год назад

Why is that a shame, it leaves so many questions. Did it's dick fit, or did it throw sperm through and it just happened to impregnate the female, or can monkeys just fuck through walls?!

@elvis1745 Год назад

Happens with dogs all the time. The part of the story he told was very misleading as it makes you believe that there was no other ape anywhere

@williamduffy1227 Год назад

😂😂😂😂

@meh8982 Год назад

Sounds like the lady monkey was fully cooperating with this miracle!

@BurnLikeAFlame Год назад

The proper way to refer to him is "George Santos, If That's His Real Name"

@Ari-pw6nu Год назад

Derek Zoolander has been at odds with Santos ever since Mugatu chose him for the volleyball shoot.

@phriedokra6158 Год назад

Snicker....lol

@dazenguile4215 Год назад

Yes! Thanks for throwing Tom Bombadil in your Top 3 Tom list

@olivedelsolmusic6935 Год назад

Whitney Houston did a signature cover of Dolly Parton’s song “I will always love you” Excellent song, and the Late Show is consistently hilarious! Thanks for all the laughs 😂

@NewMessage Год назад

"...and spiked her in the end zone." That sounded... waaaay dirtier than it was meant to.

@nerdaterp Год назад

George: "...I've behaved as if I'm sorry..." Right.

@omeezy21 Год назад

“Chimpothee Chalamonkey” -Steven Colbert 2023

@wadetyler5056 Год назад

I really, really enjoy the band! They play a lot of very good jazz from many decades and play it so well!

@mypillowguy445 Год назад

George Santos: I learned my lesson about lying...at Harvard where I got a masters in lesson learning.

@dondon6655 Год назад

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Colbert is amazing.

@22burnsie Год назад

A Tom Bombadil reference is beyond a surface level LoTR cut, nice one Stephen 👏🏼

@PacificMonk Год назад

Hanks, Brady, Bombadil... Excellent Tolkien reference

@jeffwatkins352 Год назад

Well, it's about time we had a couple shots of Joe! I was beginning to think he'd be forever hidden behind the rest of the band. Thank you director/camera person.

@User.47629 Год назад

Steven!! You were off the whole holiday season, just came back one week after New Year's!! You have been back on air for just about one month!!! And you're going on vacation next week .. it is good to be the👑😎

@xtalviper Год назад

The no-effort voice-over guy never fails to make me laugh.

@Joekuh Год назад

Largely.

@Cassandra-..- Год назад

“…yeah, that’s the ticket!” -George Santos

@MattyJ55046 Год назад

In the worlds of Morgan Freeman, “black history is American history.” Paraphrasing.

@michael47359 Год назад

He also said from that exact same interview you are quoting from that black history month is offensive because " you're going to relegate my history to a month?" He was also asked in that same interview so how do we end racism "simple stop talking about it"

@michael47359 Год назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-GeixtYS-P3s.html

@michael47359 Год назад

Posted the full interview but its funny how u only took the one line and omitted the rest of it like alota ppl who are on the left do. Not sayin u are but alota folks on the left do that

@theroadents1141 Год назад

Regulating black history to one month is segregationist and racist.

@HonkyDonkeyKingKongDingDong Год назад

@@theroadents1141 and so art thou.. that’s fine but being a coward little girl is not fine. Stop verbally girl fighting if you won’t fistfight, coward.