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Kevin McCarthy’s Major Weakness | George Santos’s Lies Should Disqualify Him From Office 

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The House of Representatives adjourned for the day without electing Rep. Kevin McCarthy as Speaker, while new Congressman George Santos has told so many lies that he shouldn’t be sworn into office.
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@Opus313
@Opus313 Год назад
We've transitioned well from Hershel Walker lie jokes to George Santos lie jokes!
@gabesarti7184
@gabesarti7184 Год назад
Before Hershel walker, we had Madison Cawthorne lie jokes.
@nugboy420
@nugboy420 Год назад
Opus hope u had a good new year! I wonder who is next.
@tracyjackman6515
@tracyjackman6515 Год назад
Who’s on deck?
@artfarty9822
@artfarty9822 Год назад
Yes I can see that comedians are going to have lots of great material up to and after Santos resigns and/or is extradited to Brazil
@haunteddragon9515
@haunteddragon9515 Год назад
Republicans lie
@TihetrisWeathersby
@TihetrisWeathersby Год назад
Kevin should ask Brad Raffensperger to find some votes for him
@salimatoudiop2877
@salimatoudiop2877 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣
@dianadickerson749
@dianadickerson749 Год назад
He probably has along with julie.
@Tony-723
@Tony-723 Год назад
Or Katie Hobbs
@AnthonyJohnson-hl1ru
@AnthonyJohnson-hl1ru Год назад
🤣🤣🤣😁😁
@marinamirman7763
@marinamirman7763 Год назад
Nice!
@pyrho1
@pyrho1 Год назад
With politicians like these, the monologue practically writes itself.
@ShannonJacobs0
@ShannonJacobs0 Год назад
The original business model of RU-vid stank, but at least the ads were reasonable. New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL. Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable. And censoring complaints, too.
@theborg2638
@theborg2638 Год назад
@@ShannonJacobs0 Ads? Which ads? I don't see any. Use a pi-hole.
@VerbalGOAT
@VerbalGOAT Год назад
​@Shannon Jacobs that's ironic because they're slogan like 10 years ago was LITERALLY "Do No Evil"
@squireaudra
@squireaudra Год назад
With politicians like these who needs foreign adversaries?
@daftwerk567
@daftwerk567 Год назад
@@ShannonJacobs0 You have a low bar for evil while using a free product
@nicolebragg1171
@nicolebragg1171 Год назад
Such a good monologue I had to watch twice. Barely needed to make up jokes, just telling the facts of the situation is outrageous enough to be hilarious 😂
@ew5675
@ew5675 Год назад
Sick of the BS in Congress... Mccarthy and Santos should leave congress!
@ChibiHoshiDragon
@ChibiHoshiDragon Год назад
And he didn't even use the fact Santos claimed he was out and proud GAY for a DECADE and married when the fact is he is NOT currently married and recently divorced a woman. So NOT for a Decade out and proud
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl Год назад
Huh. I'm reading George Santos' resume and it says _he's_ the current Speaker of the House. 🤷
@jeffd9782
@jeffd9782 Год назад
😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🤣🤣🤣
@jimwind7589
@jimwind7589 Год назад
And he was sworn in!
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula 2 месяца назад
Shame on you. Is that any way to talk about the former poet laureate of Lithuania…
@shermanculbertson6191
@shermanculbertson6191 Год назад
Being a total liar and scandal ridden is a prerequisite for being in the GOP these days.
@kateuhler7803
@kateuhler7803 Год назад
Definitely
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 Год назад
Those are features, not bugs.
@DrWoodyII
@DrWoodyII Год назад
@Herneychin Verneryia "Group Of Perps."
@swampy6194
@swampy6194 Год назад
If BS were taxed, the GOP would be broke.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia Год назад
The only reason that they get away with all of it is because everyone else lets them.
@john2477
@john2477 Год назад
The comedy gods have smiled on Steven with the gift of George Santos! 🤡
@kimc5814
@kimc5814 Год назад
He's a certain level of psychopath to lie with such reckless abandon.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Год назад
Thank you Donald Trump for doing this to the GOP. Yes we are witnessing historical moments!
@ronjohnson21
@ronjohnson21 Год назад
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@47f0
@47f0 Год назад
Not to nitpick, but you misspelled "hysterical"...
@graham974
@graham974 Год назад
Are we talking about cowboy Donald Trump or astronaut Donald Trump specifically?
@thetalkingbear
@thetalkingbear Год назад
And hilarious moments. I love that the DNC is united and the GOP is fractured.
@HaCaraballo
@HaCaraballo Год назад
@@47f0 Who cares?! I'm sure you won many speling be! Oops I missed spelled...😂
@moresalad221
@moresalad221 Год назад
The fact that McCarthy moved into the speakers office before the votes is hilarious!! 😂 😂
@jacobjones8131
@jacobjones8131 Год назад
I'm not sure who allowed that, but apparently he didn't have an office. Stephen didn't even mention that the part where his interns have to call him "Mr. Speaker" is not recent.
@claudiajacques2339
@claudiajacques2339 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤❤
@susanfarley1332
@susanfarley1332 Год назад
Arrogant of him.
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 Год назад
Kevin McCarthy has the ambitions of any Slytherin, but the competency of Cornelius Fudge.
@joylastname3035
@joylastname3035 Год назад
In the 2nd or 3rd vote, Hakeem Jeffries got way more votes than Mccarthy 🤣🤣. HJ got 213 I think and Mccarthy got 202 or so.
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 Год назад
Ah, t’was a treat to see you break BOTH those resolutions, Stephen!
@KittySnicker
@KittySnicker Год назад
So glad to have you back, Stephen! Hope you had a nice break!
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Год назад
McCarthy saying he’s about putting country first is hysterically ironic considering his past behavior.
@swampy6194
@swampy6194 Год назад
Maybe he was referring to Russia?
@jesusislord3321
@jesusislord3321 Год назад
I cringe, literally, each time he says that. The people ARE NOT falling for that crap!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
He's a disaster, and I hope he fades away soon!
@ichijofestival2576
@ichijofestival2576 Год назад
To be fair, the part he's not saying out loud is "on the chopping block."
@MsBerries25
@MsBerries25 Год назад
He's weak and a clown
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
George Santos' name should always be followed by "( If that is his real name...)".
@lindam9618
@lindam9618 Год назад
Exactly...I was thinking the same thing!
@thatswhatisaid8908
@thatswhatisaid8908 Год назад
Well, that would explain why the companies and schools have no record of him...
@poisonsumc7426
@poisonsumc7426 Год назад
...also known as... Anthony Zabrovsky and Anthony Devolder....
@rca-in-glasgow6781
@rca-in-glasgow6781 Год назад
The writing was on fire tonight! So happy to see you back Steven!
@luluzulu3538
@luluzulu3538 Год назад
Colbert's return put a huge smile on my face. As an Australian, I follow US politics, and GOP has proved itself to be comedy Gold
@angelagroves8235
@angelagroves8235 Год назад
I agree. Australian politics is so boring compared to the U.S. 😂
@julesmasseffectmusic
@julesmasseffectmusic Год назад
Yes it's funny to watch Rome fall when you're not a vile Roman.
@Kreepyb5
@Kreepyb5 Год назад
❤❤❤❤❤💯💯💯💯missing him
@apster2645
@apster2645 Год назад
@@angelagroves8235 Yup
@mikejones5364
@mikejones5364 Год назад
Watch Biden, he will keep you laughing, the dude is lost.
@jesusislord3321
@jesusislord3321 Год назад
SANTOS lied, saying his mother died in the September 11 attacks!??!? That dude is beyond crazy. Who would make up a horrendous lie like that?!? DISTURBING!
@jacobjones8131
@jacobjones8131 Год назад
Fr. Does this guy not have friends or family? Who talks/tolerates him? I see pictures of him smiling with people and I just want to know who they are. Nobody that knows him calls him out?
@jerryrichardson2799
@jerryrichardson2799 Год назад
@@jacobjones8131 Apparently not, alas.
@evandaymon8303
@evandaymon8303 Год назад
Not mentioned he is now being investigated by brazilian government for his fraud stuff he had done in country which will be interesting to see how that will work out and also could hurt gop whole lot for allowing him to be sworn in the first place. They pretty much set themselves up for failure on that front if he gets convicted
@hopeandpeace4632
@hopeandpeace4632 Год назад
He is a republican, he had to past the test of being able to lie without shame he PAST WITH A 100% RESULT. BEST IN CLASS
@alexdasliebe5391
@alexdasliebe5391 Год назад
He also said she actually died of cancer in 2016. Perfect GOP leader, multiple lies that contradict each other.
@rgwak
@rgwak Год назад
I like the part where McCarthy kept losing more votes with every round of votes. 😂🤣
@firequeen2194
@firequeen2194 Год назад
Jeffries had more votes with fewer members 😂. If Nancy could get a few Republicans to cross the aisle, a Dem would be Speaker, lmao!
@tarmaque
@tarmaque Год назад
@@firequeen2194 It's not Nancy anymore, it's Hakeem. Although I'm certain Nancy has considerable influence.
@edwardblair4096
@edwardblair4096 Год назад
@@tarmaque I think that is what he meant. i.e. Nancy Pelosi convincing 8 Republicans to vote for Jeffries to be the next Speaker. It's unlikely to happen, but quite an upset if it did.
@claudiajacques2339
@claudiajacques2339 Год назад
😁😁😁
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 Год назад
So when you're in a hole you keep on digging? Great lesson McCarthy .
@barbarabalogh7779
@barbarabalogh7779 Год назад
Your monologue was hilarious! I needed a good laugh. Thanks Stephen Colbert!
@flyrobin2544
@flyrobin2544 Год назад
The writers were on firer with this monologue! 🔥😂
@kristopherwatkins45
@kristopherwatkins45 Год назад
@Fly Robin Hello! May you have good health, lots of happiness, and a great New Year. How are you doing today? Hope all is well with you and your family?
@Kinypshun
@Kinypshun Год назад
Santos is such a gift for comedians. The grift that keeps on giving!
@nugboy420
@nugboy420 Год назад
Keeps on griftin’
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
I hope he goes to jail!
@kissmysix
@kissmysix Год назад
So is Biden.
@NewMusicWeekly
@NewMusicWeekly Год назад
A new Trump isn't needed yet.
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 Год назад
Doesn't America have an agreement with Brazil to hand over criminals fleeing justice in Brazil ? We should send Santos to Brazil.
@JSkyGemini
@JSkyGemini Год назад
The fact he moved his crap into the office before the vote, is just precious. 😂😂
@claudiajacques2339
@claudiajacques2339 Год назад
😃😃😃😃
@bwenluck9812
@bwenluck9812 Год назад
Now *that's* chutzpah!!! 😉
@christineyeigh2217
@christineyeigh2217 Год назад
Kevin is just following the GOP Election model Insist you won, Claim your false title wear the emperor's New clothes If questioned Insult the truth.
@Seren_ity22
@Seren_ity22 Год назад
His desperation is sickening.
@dougrobbins5367
@dougrobbins5367 Год назад
I'm hoping to get video of him moving his stuff out of the speaker's office, as soon as possible
@dianemitchell1717
@dianemitchell1717 Год назад
Republicans have made lying a virtue in their party. When facts don’t matter we are truly lost. Thank you, Stephen, for helping me laugh at all the nonsense.
@humboldthammer
@humboldthammer Год назад
The problems are in their CHURCHES.
@johndolan5076
@johndolan5076 Год назад
they are above the law see nixon. at least he quit. santos is a plant in order to get both sides. lol all politicians lie, do self serving things.
@humboldthammer
@humboldthammer Год назад
@@johndolan5076 Roger Stone has Nixon's face tattooed on his back in Purple ink, instead of Voldemort under a purple turban. He's Q-Q, like Quirinus Quirell. The Republican CHURCH is the synagogue of Satan, The Catholic Church is the same Whore of Babylon it was in 1517. Vicarius Filii Dei adds up to 666 in Roman Numerals. Final judgment for the churches is 10/12/26 -- Daniel 7: 9-14. Epochal Eclipse April 8th 2024., Matthew 16: 4 Jonah 3: 4-5, 8 Jonah 4: 11
@mikejones5364
@mikejones5364 Год назад
Sounds like you are still angry the republican party freed the slaves.
@apoorv35
@apoorv35 Год назад
Thank goodness Democrats have never lied. There is atleast one party that has morals.
@tjmiron2203
@tjmiron2203 Год назад
Steve at his finest! Santos makes for comedy gold.
@stephentomsky9576
@stephentomsky9576 Год назад
Didn't even get to the part where Santos was kicked out for not paying rent but two years later was able to loan himself $700k for his campaign and listed his net worth in the millions, up from 0. This has led to him having simultaneous Local, State, and Federal investigations for possible campaign finance violations and possible false document charges.
@sharhondahurd2037
@sharhondahurd2037 Год назад
Or when he said he lost several employees to the Pulse night club shooting
@marinamirman7763
@marinamirman7763 Год назад
Or where he is NOT a happily married gay man, but a recently divorced heterosexual.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia Год назад
Now that he's a US politician, he'll be "under investigation" until he decides to resign. He could pay for sex with a teenager, and he'd be fine. He could foment a coup against the US Federal government, and he'd be fine. He could sell missiles to Islamic terrorists, and he'd be fine. Republicans can do whatever they want because Democrats are quivering pussies.
@davidweyant9356
@davidweyant9356 Год назад
Follow the money back to Russia.
@bwenluck9812
@bwenluck9812 Год назад
Oops....
@rgwak
@rgwak Год назад
If McCarthy announces that he's lowering the minimum age for interns to 15, you know he just won Matt Gaetz' vote! 😬
@claudiajacques2339
@claudiajacques2339 Год назад
😂😂😂😭😭😭😱😱😱🙏🙏
@pemdechen6300
@pemdechen6300 Год назад
Hahaha..... brutal!
@treetopjones737
@treetopjones737 Год назад
Matt will pay them with Venmo.
@kenjackson8078
@kenjackson8078 Год назад
Hilarious but horrifyingly true...
@abelis644
@abelis644 Год назад
BADUM TSHHHHH!!!🥁 Good one!!!😅
@debbiedean3165
@debbiedean3165 Год назад
It’s great to have you back Stephen 😊.
@Author_Alyssa_Taylor
@Author_Alyssa_Taylor Год назад
Oh baby. SO pleased to see you back. The website SUCKS on keeping us up-to-date. Really quite surprised that He Who Shall Not Be Named's tax papers didn't make it into the monologue.
@christinamcconnell5416
@christinamcconnell5416 Год назад
Dear lord thank you for being back with your monologue. I'm Northern Irish and found you on-line when he who shall not be named was obviously a pain in your 'neck?' while he was still there. You helped me laugh through covid lockdown here. Your intros are the sharpest and best comedically delivered from the 4 USA 'late' shows I catch. Happy New Year to you and Evie.
@wplants9793
@wplants9793 Год назад
I agree, Colbert has the best delivery. And he’s scathingly funny.
@morebirdsandroses
@morebirdsandroses Год назад
He was a pain in the neck...but lower down is how it goes 🤣
@sosueme66
@sosueme66 Год назад
Cheers from Munich!
@stanbyme7874
@stanbyme7874 Год назад
Cheers from USA
@lindaprudhomme6251
@lindaprudhomme6251 Год назад
Cheers from Sydney, Australia!
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 Год назад
Last time Kevin tried to become speaker of the house he found himself Home Alone. History repeats itself.
@evandaymon8303
@evandaymon8303 Год назад
It shows he nothing but a coward and person with no backbone. I mean he gave them a promise to give them what people opposed him want but they still dont want him. Not mentioned his case of backtracking too often. Especially with abortion issue with him saying hey leave it up to the states and while later to wanting a national ban. He should not just be speaker but throw out of office for incompetency
@claudiajacques2339
@claudiajacques2339 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@A60PlusBlackLibrarian_Ed.D.
#Priceless 😂😂😂
@deannadelmar9863
@deannadelmar9863 Год назад
I pray you are right.
@cainster
@cainster Год назад
I don't think Kevin would be smart enough to lay traps. I think he would end up like the Family Guy parody and end up getting shot by the burglars instead.
@richardmorrisette8316
@richardmorrisette8316 Год назад
This monologue was 🔥 Kudos to the writers!
@Mom_sBasement
@Mom_sBasement Год назад
Thank god you’re back Stephen. I almost lost the will to live.
@starsabove8059
@starsabove8059 Год назад
We missed you Stephen, Band, The Whole Team! Welcome back! 🎉🎇
@eco2geek.
@eco2geek. Год назад
It makes you wonder just how bad a candidate would have to be in order for people to not vote for them. Marjorie Taylor Greene, donald trump, now George Santos, the list goes on. Glad you're back from the holidays, Stephen.
@Broccoli_Highkicks
@Broccoli_Highkicks Год назад
Never underestimate people's willingness to vote for pure evil out of narrow self-interest and/or sheer spite.
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 Год назад
They just can't govern, can they? Think how much fun we'll have in 2024 when tbese buffoons are trying to run for president. It's more fun than watching them try to pull off a coup. Get out the popcorn, kiddos.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
He's such a liar, Stephen gave him half the monologue!
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Год назад
The trick is to not convince them to vote for you; it's to make up so many lies about the _other_ side that people are afraid to vote for _them._
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 Год назад
@@Broccoli_Highkicks Herschel Walker can hear you .
@kathykyle9319
@kathykyle9319 Год назад
If any of us lied on our resumes, we would be fired.
@bl3788
@bl3788 Год назад
Stephen you’re a comedic genius.
@carinaaraujo4243
@carinaaraujo4243 Год назад
Yeah. Steven is back. I fell asleep before the new year countdown. But I am awake for the late show.😂
@TreeCutterDoug
@TreeCutterDoug Год назад
What a time to be alive. Thanks for keeping us laughing, Stephen!
@wawerumwangi4942
@wawerumwangi4942 Год назад
Please spare the distinguished gentleman, maybe he feels in good company.
@lorrainescandia6267
@lorrainescandia6267 Год назад
Welcome back Stephen and happy new year. You were definitely missed.
@nadt5547
@nadt5547 Год назад
Welcome back Stephen. I missed you. Hope you had a wonderful break and Christmas. So much happened while you were away and I needed you to make it funny.
@paulmccoy2576
@paulmccoy2576 Год назад
Stephen’s writing team had an easy day today. There were basically no jokes. Just Stephen reading the actual headlines was funny enough.
@eddapultstab2078
@eddapultstab2078 Год назад
Its tragic really, those writers spent years learning to produce sick burns, but the jokes just write themselves........
@hushmoney2058
@hushmoney2058 Год назад
With Biden ????
@cruzyla
@cruzyla Год назад
That’s the problem. The GOP is putting comedians out of business 😂
@UberLummox
@UberLummox Год назад
@@hushmoney2058 Tr*mp lost, son. You're gonna have to be a big boy and accept it one day.
@hushmoney2058
@hushmoney2058 Год назад
@@UberLummox America Lost with inflation Gas Prices and over 8% interest a 300k loan at the start of the year was1300 now the same Loan is 2400 America lost, son. You're gonna have to be a big boy and accept it one day.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Год назад
George Santos behavior is indefensible, yet there are republicans on this platform defending him.
@jackderipper2233
@jackderipper2233 Год назад
Santos once played Trivial Pursuit with Jesus Christ. True story.
@graham974
@graham974 Год назад
Stop being so mean to Santos! The poor man survived 9/11, the Holocaust, and the Spanish Inquisition. 😢
@rtqii
@rtqii Год назад
George Santos is the former commander of Seal Team Six and personally took down Bin Laden when George W Bush was Commander in Chief. It is disgusting what hated liberals are doing to this American Hero!!!
@DracoMagnius
@DracoMagnius Год назад
@@graham974 I hear he was a soldier in the Crusades.
@josephmorgan3058
@josephmorgan3058 Год назад
At least his charges in Brazil prove he is qualified for Congress -- he can spend other people's money!
@TreyVittetoeMusic
@TreyVittetoeMusic Год назад
15-20 years from now I will look back on this horrible, chaotic time in US history and think, how would I have ever gotten through it without Stephen Colbert?😎
@GV-su9ov
@GV-su9ov Год назад
Truly enjoyed your show tonight, gave me a good laugh.
@andreask9382
@andreask9382 Год назад
When the jokes write themselves. Simply brilliant.
@mho...
@mho... Год назад
Basically Jon Stewarts legacy, just telling us what "our leaders" really do & thats crazy enough 😅
@christopherheckman7957
@christopherheckman7957 Год назад
"When the jokes write themselves" is a comment that writes itself.
@gaypatterson4446
@gaypatterson4446 Год назад
@@mho... It’s too bad nobody listened to Mr. Carlin.
@cathycotton9635
@cathycotton9635 Год назад
Wow. In rare form, Steven. Nicely done. 💜💜💜
@scaryterry9027
@scaryterry9027 Год назад
I missed Steven's take on politics over the holidays.😎
@AndiDuck
@AndiDuck Год назад
The things that bother me are the easy reckless concessions McCarthy is willing to make for his blind ambition .. and the alternative speakers being suggested for speaker like Andy Biggs, Jim Jordan and others are 1/6 Coup Plotters. "Every failed coup is just practice"- Alex Henderson - Alternet
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 Год назад
Yes, all of this was begun by T@-$p. Look where he has dragged his party.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
At this point, I'd almost settle for Mitch Mcconnell!
@easternsuneasternsun171
@easternsuneasternsun171 Год назад
Hey dummy , McCarthy hasn't made any concessions which is exactly why this is happening . And why would releasing all the CRT footage from Jan 6th be such a bad thing ?
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 Год назад
Yes, and one of those agreed to demands was to dismantle the Ethics Committee. Par for the course for Republicans.
@easternsuneasternsun171
@easternsuneasternsun171 Год назад
@@sheilaboston7051 not true
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
Gotta say... 2023 startin' out a whole lot better than I feared it would... Dare I hope?
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
There's one last hit of hope in my emotional bong!
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia Год назад
We're all drinking plastic and guns are the leading cause of death among US children. WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
@thatswhatisaid8908
@thatswhatisaid8908 Год назад
Do it, it is always pleasant to hope.
@angiebear8727
@angiebear8727 Год назад
At 6 times currently. Will be going on to 7 at 8pm. Will we break the 9 vote record? Hmmmm. Got my popcorn 🍿
@kristopherwatkins45
@kristopherwatkins45 Год назад
@Angiebear Hello! May you have good health, lots of happiness, and a great New Year. How are you doing today? Hope all is well with you and your family?
@mayge1234
@mayge1234 Год назад
When I was in college I knew a guy who claimed that he opened up for Rush playing just his bass and that Geddy Lee bowed to him. He also claimed he, no lie, worked for the CIA and on a mission in Brazil his plane crashed and he had to do emergency brain surgery on himself using a Number 2 pencil. Im thinking there’s a family relation with Santos.
@sirdrakey
@sirdrakey Год назад
Awe! Poor Kevin! Couldn't happen to a more deserving person
@notnef
@notnef Год назад
So happy to see Stephen is back! I could also use a drink right about now! Drink responsibly folks!
@johnbrowne3950
@johnbrowne3950 Год назад
Colbert is back because he missed all that Democrat payola he lives off of.
@TentinQuarantino_
@TentinQuarantino_ Год назад
I’m trying to do dry January but I think I might need some weed for tomorrow 😂
@TentinQuarantino_
@TentinQuarantino_ Год назад
I’m trying to do dry January but I think I might need some weed for tomorrow 😂
@TentinQuarantino_
@TentinQuarantino_ Год назад
I’m trying to do dry January but I think I might need some weed for tomorrow 😂
@mkween4285
@mkween4285 Год назад
@@johnbrowne3950or because it’s his job to entertain and people love him except for right wing snowflakes?
@psmith9789
@psmith9789 Год назад
You killed it that nite Colbert!
@alfreddeneumann
@alfreddeneumann Год назад
America....how is George Santos not disqualified from taking up his congressional seat???? 😳
@ichijofestival2576
@ichijofestival2576 Год назад
Happy New Year, everybody! Despite Republicans' best efforts, you've survived yet again. Good job, congratulations, and good luck.
@erickborling1302
@erickborling1302 Год назад
Survived? Not sure if I'm gonna make it.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
And next year, democracy will kick the GOP's ass again!
@garfield2439
@garfield2439 Год назад
Unfortunately 😞😥😿
@justjoan4010
@justjoan4010 Год назад
“Stay hydrated, this may take a while”. Hysterical 😅😅😅 Stephen.
@superjuliebraun3203
@superjuliebraun3203 Год назад
"Mr. Speaker" - bwah-hahahaha! I can't stop laughing, oh lord, it's been a long 6 years.
@bipolarminddroppings
@bipolarminddroppings Год назад
How did all these lies not get exposed during the campaign? Just ridiculous...
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Год назад
It would be funny if Kevin McCarthy unpacked his belongings, and then finds out he lost and have to repack everything again.
@flapkatt6094
@flapkatt6094 Год назад
The people who have to pack it all up again and move it, then unpack it, those are the ones I feel for. McK doesn't give a rats ass about anyone but himself. Damn I miss Nancy already.
@claudiajacques2339
@claudiajacques2339 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤
@whatabout..
@whatabout.. Год назад
They might discover that mcrat has been holding onto a couple more secret documents for safe keeping for his best friend.
@janinecox256
@janinecox256 Год назад
Touché
@vonniedemers5683
@vonniedemers5683 Год назад
If you lie on a job app and they find out later you can be fired so why isn't he fired?
@jimgriffiths9071
@jimgriffiths9071 Год назад
George Santos even lied about his real name. What needs to be answered is exactly who is funding him.
@melchiorvonsternberg844
@melchiorvonsternberg844 Год назад
Let the blood hounds start...
@jindrich1944
@jindrich1944 Год назад
It’s cold in Canada. But what warms our hearts is to watch Americans hammering each other, left and right. 😊
@kittys.2870
@kittys.2870 Год назад
He lost THREE TIMES.
@JohnDoe-jh5yr
@JohnDoe-jh5yr Год назад
So far
@Phonton
@Phonton Год назад
Ooh my heart jumped with joy as soon as I saw a brand new fresh Colbert Monologue!! 😁🥳😍
@starrgod7671
@starrgod7671 Год назад
Thanks, Stephen. Your wit helps make that pos Santos’ designation as a Congressman palatable. With provable facts of his blatant, pathological lies, I don’t understand why he isn’t automatically ineligible to hold office. What happened to our political system? Supreme Court Justices interfere with their spouse’s case. Wut da fuq is happening in America? Failed dynasty?
@itbarthur4u
@itbarthur4u Год назад
We need to know more about Rep. Kevin McCarthy's involvement in Jan 6.
@mm-yt8sf
@mm-yt8sf Год назад
it's surprising that as a society we think it's important enough to have truth in advertising products to pass laws about it but anything goes with choosing elected officials
@kellykeefe3610
@kellykeefe3610 Год назад
sad
@jackie6903
@jackie6903 Год назад
Good point! And these conmen are making decisions for all of us at the highest level.
@edwardneuman6061
@edwardneuman6061 Год назад
IDK about anybody else, but I don't think these are the kind of examples we should be setting for our kids.
@ronp2644
@ronp2644 Год назад
The same people hold back truth in elected officials as the ones holding back truth in news and advertising (and anything else) as much as possible: the CANCER that is the GOP. If it were up to them, we'd be kissing Putin's ass and infested with FASCISTS in our leadership all over! Keep that in mind.
@ronp2644
@ronp2644 Год назад
@@RavenStealstheNight Simple answers: the Republican cancer in our society. Nothing matters but their money and power.
@Opus313
@Opus313 Год назад
Happy New Year everyone! Keep the popcorn and beverages handy. Looks like this will be a fun one!
@utezahn3174
@utezahn3174 Год назад
Fun to see our tax dollars at work …
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
I'm passing you all a virtual bong!
@melchiorvonsternberg844
@melchiorvonsternberg844 Год назад
@@utezahn3174 With this sooo German name, you're an American?
@utezahn3174
@utezahn3174 Год назад
@@melchiorvonsternberg844 living in the US of A, German name and all.
@melchiorvonsternberg844
@melchiorvonsternberg844 Год назад
@@utezahn3174 Yep! That was in my mind. Sorry for you...
@katicabogar24
@katicabogar24 Год назад
Schadenfreude remains my all time favourite word.
@juliusbishop3629
@juliusbishop3629 Год назад
I worked for a moving company and the last job I did was for a newly divorced couple. We spent the whole day putting stuff in the truck just to take it out before the haul. Speaker's office could be the same deal.
@kewldude23xx
@kewldude23xx Год назад
God I missed you, Steven. You're an oasis in turbulent times
@paulabrown6840
@paulabrown6840 Год назад
It’ll be fun watching his things being wheeled out of the Speakers office! 😂 Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy! 😆
@whatabout..
@whatabout.. Год назад
They might wanna check those totes for some secret documents he's keeping safe for his best friend!
@owenoulton9312
@owenoulton9312 Год назад
You can't make stuff like this... And you didn't have to. The comedy literally writes itself!
@madaknevarski6478
@madaknevarski6478 Год назад
Happy New Year Stephen, looking forward to more laughs in '23
@Mallykins
@Mallykins Год назад
Thank god you’re back, Stephen!
@kristopherwatkins45
@kristopherwatkins45 Год назад
@Jamie Turner Hello! May you have good health, lots of happiness, and a great New Year. How are you doing today? Hope all is well with you and your family?
@thurayya8905
@thurayya8905 Год назад
The first day of school is always difficult, especially for the unpopular girls, Kevin McCarthy and George Santos, who were seen crying in the first floor lavatory.
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 Год назад
So..... we're going to make Santos face that jail time right? Please?
@RobinaB530
@RobinaB530 Год назад
Kevin moved into the speakers office prematurely and Matt Gaetz has formally asked that he be told to leave it. Only the best.
@54mgtf22
@54mgtf22 Год назад
Lying George is the gift that just keeps giving.
@johnnyhunter
@johnnyhunter Год назад
*grift
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 Год назад
It would be hilarious if Brazil asked the US to send him back.
@katherinekurzius290
@katherinekurzius290 Год назад
"...lying about your high school is SAD'! Hear that, Donnie?
@srbushman
@srbushman Год назад
If he was a dem, Chuck and Nancy would’ve forced him to resign before half of this stuff was discovered. GOP is a catastrophic mess. And like the dems in the House, I’m grabbing my popcorn!
@srf2112
@srf2112 Год назад
"On what historians are calling his face" 4:45 a.m. and Stephen already has me rolling. Gonna be a good day.
@srf2112
@srf2112 Год назад
When Stephen came out swinging at McCarthy you knew it was gonna be a great monologue.
@kaylinsmith6921
@kaylinsmith6921 Год назад
If you ever wondered why men don't understand consent, you need only look at the strategy of "wearing down his dissenters until they gave him the gavel." It's not a coincidence.
@oldmoodyfooka3038
@oldmoodyfooka3038 Год назад
6:00 “George..Is This UR Macaroni Necklace!!”😂😂 I Literally Just Pissed My Diaper😊
@andrewmathewson341
@andrewmathewson341 Год назад
Man, it's good to have Stephen back!
@mattmanley7118
@mattmanley7118 Год назад
McCarthy getting exactly what he deserves counting those chickens way too early
@hugonnava
@hugonnava Год назад
Welcome back, I missed you. I watched christmas at the Belmont 4 times.
@tamarabeinlich7353
@tamarabeinlich7353 Год назад
I do not think Santos was born in this country or even a naturalized citizen. People can't even find any school he attended here in the USA. We surely cannot expect the FBI to investigate him. And again today still no speaker, my face and stomach hurt from smiling and laughing. 🙂
@JennFaeAge
@JennFaeAge Год назад
It's always a "great" sign for how well you're going to fix something if you can't even stop arguing about who's going to be the boss
@jschuler53
@jschuler53 Год назад
Ej. I vote for the Dominatrix--they're always effectively in charge.
@jamessmith-pf5zf
@jamessmith-pf5zf Год назад
@@jschuler53 I prefer to avoid women with whips. Just a personal thing. lol
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Well, the Dems just nominated a black man for Speaker, and Kevin has now lost a fifth vote!
@DippyHippie
@DippyHippie Год назад
YAY! I’ll gloat for you,Mr. Colbert!😂👏👏🏼👏🏿👏🏻👏🏾
@Kwatcher100
@Kwatcher100 Год назад
@@couragekarnga8735 6
@martinshillitoe4735
@martinshillitoe4735 Год назад
It’s totally astounding that Santos is allowed to become a congressman at all.
@carmennurse8641
@carmennurse8641 Год назад
Kevin needs santos to get elected house speaker and after that they’ll through him under the proverbial bus
@christopherheckman7957
@christopherheckman7957 Год назад
Why didn't his Democratic opponent do ANY research? I mean, googling for five minutes should have brought up a few of these.
@carmennurse8641
@carmennurse8641 Год назад
@@christopherheckman7957 I honestly believe that this is the way it was supposed to happen because it has brought the GQP full circle to show the nation who they really are. What’s that song Cher and Sonny Bono use to sing?…something about tramps and thieves???
@barbaragalliera9846
@barbaragalliera9846 Год назад
We should be ashamed of our Gov. For letting Santos get sworn in.
@christopherheckman7957
@christopherheckman7957 Год назад
@@carmennurse8641 Yep. "The Gang That Couldn't Legislate Straight".
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 Год назад
Kevin McCarthy has sold his soul to the B.I.g.o.t and deserve this madness he build for himself. A losing streak. Though he deserves the worst. Even if he wins, he’s got the biggest losing streak of his life. His life
@havable
@havable Год назад
Maybe they'll spend the next two years trying to decide who will be Speaker.
@misshell
@misshell Год назад
We are living in a Looney Toons time. It's both ridiculous and scary.
@christinawatson16
@christinawatson16 Год назад
Republicans have a never-ending supply of poor candidates. Vote blue.
@Marie-sx5jb
@Marie-sx5jb Год назад
I've been waiting for this one! So happy you're back Stephen
@kristopherwatkins45
@kristopherwatkins45 Год назад
@Marie Hello! May you have good health, lots of happiness, and a great New Year. How are you doing today? Hope all is well with you and your family?
@Marie-sx5jb
@Marie-sx5jb Год назад
@@kristopherwatkins45 Hi, thanks for asking 😊 Happy new year to you too! I'm doing fine and so is my family. Wishing you a great 2023! Lots of love from Germany ❤
@kristopherwatkins45
@kristopherwatkins45 Год назад
@@Marie-sx5jb Oh nice, thanks for wishing me well😊
@kristopherwatkins45
@kristopherwatkins45 Год назад
@@Marie-sx5jb Oh Germany! That's one of the places I'll love to visit again, I've been there once
@kristopherwatkins45
@kristopherwatkins45 Год назад
@@Marie-sx5jb Well am Thomas Maxwell from Dallas TX, US. It's a pleasure to meet you
@zelmatrix731
@zelmatrix731 Год назад
Everyone in the making of the Late Show, needs to stand up and take a bow at the end of the show. Everyone is doing fantastic work. Let's try to keep moving ahead and do the best we can. Maybe we can make change.
@colonizingpuertoricoisunde2971
Right wing democrats need to pass dc statehood and expand the supreme court
@tonygrowley5275
@tonygrowley5275 Год назад
Yeah, watching TV is the way to make change.. (eyes rolling)
@dianemitchell1717
@dianemitchell1717 Год назад
Stephen’s main speech writer is a comic genius.
@Mark-pp7jy
@Mark-pp7jy Год назад
I've been watching the "Speaker" votes with the volume on mute, and then imagining some of the conversations going on between votes. You know some of them are "Hoping that MFer falls flat on his face", and then patting McCarthy on the back as he walks by. Hilarious!
@XSpImmaLion
@XSpImmaLion Год назад
Please tell me that there are laws and rules in place to put George Santos in jail, please. Preferably one that will extradite him back to Brazil so that he can spend time in one of our very nice jails, not add to the jail population in the US.
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