Steven Chipz’s Closet Picks 

the random whimsical laughing is really on point

Rocco is genuinely a good character actor.

The fact that Chipz had the opportunity to remake Hard Hitting Grooves but ultimately turned it down because he felt he couldn’t do it justice shows just how much of a class act he really is. Not every Hollywood hit needs a cash grab remake and we need more honest directors like him to put an end to the madness!

No AI will ever be good enough to imitate the youtubers that Rocco can emulate with ease. This is a work of art.

i'm already laughing just on the premise of the video

Rocco should be an On Cinema character.

“The Cleveland Show… felt like being saved in all the ways you can be saved.” Breathtaking and so true, Mr. Chipz.

It's always great to see prestigious directors like Steven Chipz put a spotlight on physical media and its importance. I'm a big fan of his earlier indie work, and now I'm hearing he's the frontrunner to direct the next Jurassic World? My man Chipz is really coming up in the world!

This kind of video is why Mega64 is such a special comedy group. Nobody does anything even close to this and its so god damn funny

I love the idea of Rocco telling the guys “hey I’m going to be in the merch room for about 30 minutes, don’t come in”

Who knew Shawn's blu ray collection was a master class of perfection.

there are so few cuts in this video, it's absolutely perfect

Stephen Chipz got into the Criterion Closet before Walter Lens. Crazy.

so cool to hear Steven Chipz speak for a good while after spending a majority of my life admiring his work

This is the type of video that only someone with a deep and expansive knowledge on film and cinema can make. Thank you, Steven. Thank you.

I can’t sleep and this is the perfect nightcap.

On this series, I always skip to the end, write down the list, watch every movie on that list, then return to the video. I love widening my perspective, and these videos are just perfect for that. Thanks Steven for the picks!

the wow frame 1 got me

I’m going to have to push back on Steven’s mention of the first use of doggie cam. 1989’s Doggie Adventure from the studio Made-For-Dog Videos, Inc. was the pioneer in this filming technique. I still applaud you shining the light on this lost art of cinematography.

Legendary cinema pics from the Tubi vault

Chipz is visionary. It's amazing to see the influences that he built into in cinematic lexicon. As they say "creators create, but true master steals". I love the work you guys do in preserving this legacy. Chipz being able to confess these influences in his own words is just powerful to see.

Steven Chipz Film Pics: Alien 3000 Pizza Man Bingo P.I. Blues Sweet Potato Pie Streets of Pain The NFL's Hard Hitting Grooves Firehouse Dog Hot Milk Aviator Humor Vol 1 Dog Sitter Los Asesinos Ski Porn! Honorable Mentions: WWE Royal Rumble 2001

This is so, so good

Despite his incredibly controversial films, Chipz is exactly the kind of director we need pushing the envelope.

This is brilliant. I feel like Rocco may be the only person with the right kind of comedic mind to make such a video.

The exclusion of the ButterCream Gang was honestly jarring, considering your involvement.

Halfway through I realized this was an extension of the fucking camel bit

Steven Chipz defined my reality

Been waiting seven year for some quality chipz pickz

tbh I always thought Chipz fell off after Bean Boyz 3: Mean Bean Team, but after watching this I'm definitely willing to admit that he has great taste in film.

1 hour of perfect comedy improv. A great dose of great absurdist humour that's long form. Sometimes comedy seems to be reducing to shorter and just punchline stuff.

It’s quite apropos that Mr. Chipz’s movie collection came in a wide variety of “flavors.”

U got this Steven, congratz 👊

Perfectly replicates the Criterion closet videos. They need to get Kojima in here next.

You name dropping Rod Machado fucking fried my brain. I listened to some of his checkride prep guides during my flight training, and I never thought I'd ever hear his name in any other context.

This is the hardest I've laughed at a YT video in a while... wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow.

This was honestly incredible

Another commendable fact regarding Bingo is every single canine was humanely executed after filming wrapped up rather than dying from dehydration or neglect as they would have on a Disney dog production

The full screen format for Alien 3000 really makes that film shine, excellent first pick Steven Chipz.

Cool to see you finally made it to the Criterion closet 👍

Someone at Amoeba records better be watching this. Maybe they’ll finally listen to all our comments and get Mr Chipz on the What’s In My Bag show.

Dog Sitter is amoung my favourites here, but I really don't understand why they included so many hours of the dog drastically begging for food and water. Great picks steve!

Now this is kino. Thank you Steven 🙏

Rocco when I saw this video was 30mins long I just wondered why you don't have more subs with this kind of long form content.

Been saying I wanted to see Steven Chipz on this since it started. Glad it finally happened. Sure they're the same picks as every other guest, but when Chipz picks them, it just hits different. You can tell he really respects the art and isn't just picking out the greats to look smart. He genuinely gets them. Also I've always loved Chipz's humility whenever I've seen him talking. The lack of ego is inspiring. He really is a national treasure. Amazing words 25:24

Special thanks to Jack Links Media? Did they encode this video? (apologies for all the comments, I'm just so enthralled by this)

This is insane, never expected such a super power to get to look at the Ceiling Fan Entertainment vault 😱 Steven! This is a call out to you: do you think you could get behind the scenes with Shirt Tag Motion pictures? I know it's a Longshot, but they have to have a breathtaking backlog of epic proportions.

Great picks steven

been waiting for this one

always a pleasure to hear mr chipz talk

Great picks from Steven Chipz

So happy to hear someone call out the sexuality and bravery of Alien 3000

I'm glad to know the merch I ordered was taken by THE Steven Chipz- it's going to a better home I would have ever given it

love the concept

Honestly surprised Rug’s “house of cards” that is Ceiling Fan Media hasn’t fallen… I know what he has done. There will be a reckoning

Will definitely be checking all these films out! 😄

thank you for this eye opening video Benny Safdie Bott

wow it’s my dream to visit the ceiling fan media closet, so jealous!!

I'll never understand how Rocco can do all of this without ever breaking character

Rocco is so nice in real life and that's why I think he is sooo good at pretending to be an asshole. 😅

Love this new format of movie club

Thanks for your time Steven...I'll see you at the Walmart back rooms this Friday to pick up your shift.

Another great video from Amiibo Records

we need Street Mealz on the Criterion Closet right now

13 minutes in before i realized the Walmart jacket, too entranced by his words and thrilling commentary on the films that made him who he is today

God I wish I could get one of those Unboxing Ring Blu-rays but I missed out when the preorder was live. Always love these character videos. ❤️

Stephen looks a lot like Thomas. Must run in the family.

Need some more Chipz

I've spoken with my insider sources. I can confirm here today that this is ACTUALLY Hideo Kojima in a white American suit. This is actually Death Stranding 3.

I made a Letterboxd list for this.

I wonder what Mr. Chipz would have to say about the movie "Still waiting"?

Looking forward to Queer Eye: for the Grey Guy Alien cross over

good to get Chipz back

The picz have never been CLOSER

YO YO YO I think this dude worked on Scrunt!!!

Rocco wants to be on Best Of The Worst so badly

Some sick picz from chipz

For a moment I expected Steven's video be 30 minutes of reviewing all those mega 64 copies there

Getting the hankering to buy Mega64's Blu-Ray offerings, and for a bag of Chipz

Alternate universe, more put together Tyler Trickman. Kinda like a Majin Buu -> Uub type deal

It’s criminal Rocco hasn’t made it into a Seth Rogan movie yet

This video finally proves to me that I could listen to Rocco spout complete nonsensical aimless rambling and it'll still be soothing to my brain for whatever reason. Rocco should do audio books.

I hope Rocco actually gets to go to the Criterion Closet someday.

Went to college with Skip Questionmark and man.. let me tell you, hardest and most driven guy you'll ever meet. He dropped out, but man... so talented.

What a dream to get to visit the closet.

little bit of this, little bit of that

When can we expect the Mega64 criterion box set?

Transitioning from the food influencer era to ASMR

"Mr. Short Cop" almost broke Rocco.

PITTSBURGH PIRATES MENTIONED THANK YOU

Rocco does not get the credit he deserves for his vids.

nobody does absurdist deadpan improv like rocco

Wow.

Surprised Steven Chipz is making a public appearance so soon after showing up on epstein's flight logs. Used to love his movies but now I cant go back and watch em without a horrid taste in my mouth. Despiciable

I live in chicago and dont even have a portillos beanie. wtf

Long live physical media.

here's a suggestion for Ceiling Fan Media to bring to the closet next time: an actual artist, someone who's worked with Tom Savini before

I paused the Sopranos to be here

put ME in that closet with Chipz next time! I want a little word with him.

When is Criterion Collection putting out Pizza Day?