Steven Seagal 

Heard he has 2 black belts. Tied together to go around him. 😂

He looks like Peter griffin dressed up like Steven Seagal😂

When your brain says UFC but your body says KFC.

He looks like he's in one of those sumo wrestlers suits 😂

Is it only me who thinks that comments are 100 times better than the video itself😂🤣

Every time I see a Steven Seagal video I click on just to go straight to the comments and it never disappoints 😂😂

He has mastered the art of Kung Food 😂😂

Pen and teller out here showing new dogs old tricks?! 😂😂😅

When Steven goes camping, the bears actually hide their food in the trees!

I think he's going to KFC not the UFC

Im very impressed that the guy practiced and memorised all those stunts just to give credit to seagul.

Bruce Lee once said "Boards don't hit back". Steven Seagal takes tums cause his food fights back 😂

I came here for the comments. It didn't disappoint 🤣🤣🤣

There's a great actor. The other one is Steven Seagal

His skill level isn’t as high as his blood pressure. 😂

He looks like ME in one of those blow up SUMO SUITS!!! Lol

Apparently Steven is preparing for his first Sumo match😂😂😂

That poor guy wasn't fighting, he just crossed the event horizon and was sucked into the gravitational singularity.

He can defend everything except a Big Mac attack

❤ حقيقي انهو ممثل بارع وعريق وهو يتقن الكارتيه كامل وهو محترف بحزام اسود ماكس دبل

What's the most dangerous thing about Steven Seagal? His Cholesterol level 😂

His opponent is a much better actor then he ever was

For a moment i taught this is gonna be sumo fight and it turns out to be "bullshido"😂

I respect this man for dedicating his life to Kong Fu Chicken and rice

He looks like he is wearing a training suit for police dogs.

Leave him alone! He's got a lot on his plate.

This is basically every Seagal movie summed up in one short. Oscar worthy acting from the guy "attacking" him😂😂

Steven segal is still with hia bullshiito😂

Who else came straight to the comments?

He looks like one of those inflatable sumo costumes

The only thing under siege is the nearest McDonalds.

O cara com 72 anos ainda ter essa rapidez , força , reflexo e toda essa habilidade não é coisa dessa mundo não kkkk

Within the first 2 seconds of this video, I knew the comments section was gonna be gold, it did not disappoint

That poor dude was his UBER EATS driver who forgot his other 3 BIG MACS 😂

The paid actors were not harmed in the making of this video. 😂

Seagal's pizza making and eating skills really pay off. 🤜🏻🍕🤜🏻🍕 😂🤣

He's no longer HARD TO KILL he is HARD TO WATCH (in theaters June 6). Lol

No lie,I thought that was a MadTV sketch with Will Sasso.😂

The guy who lost put more efforts into getting himself to the floor than Seagal did 😂

Holy marshmallow man

I thought he was wearing a bomb suit without the helmet. 😂

Wearing sunglasses to a fight. I heard that when Steven Seagal walks in ,the buffet taps out

He’s still dangerous, even when he’s pregnant

I thought he was trying out for the next kung fu panda movie.😂

I dont care what anyone else says, guy is a real fighter.... he's been fighting for a long time.. fighting diabetes!

Steven is a fighter, he's been fighting against diets and good acting for years.

It takes real skill to pretend that Steven is beating you up.

Bro fixed his glasses before the dude attacked. That was the que to go ahead with the fake attack. 😂

That's not applause, that's the sound of the deep fryers warming up. Edit: Thirty-four hundred likes; thanks! Except for that guy over there 😁

People keep calling him a Fake he didn't win the UFC but he did very good at KFC!!! He holds 8 belts in Bullshido!!!!

The dude went from playing a Navy Seal to eating a whole colony of seals.

Einer der besten Schauspieler, Actor, Good Man, never give up😊

Bullshido Master and KFC Heavyweight Champion 😂

Steven Seagal knows karate, kung fu, taekwondo, judo, and many other dangerous words. Edit: the amount of people not reading the punch line is staggering.

Who fights with glasses on anyway? He knew he wasn't getting hit.

That's from being a cop eating all those donuts😂

He looks like he's in a police dog training suit

First move "Pat the Beef Patty" Second move "Flip the Cheeseburger"

This is what I call standup comedy.

He looks like he ate the entire buffet for 2 years.

Those attacks done by his partners are so real looking. Especially the way their punches are off to the side and slower than Biden putting a 3 word sentence together.

Old school comment but so true: it’s simple, I see a Steven Seagal video on YT, I go straight to the comments. Literally never disappoints 😂

His opponent desrves an oscar

He's definitely perfected that chicken wing move if you know what I'm saying

Dude this is better than television. And I mean the comment section 😅😂

The reason Seagal doesn't move so much is because he is one step away from a heart attack.

The only thing Steven Segal should be fighting is his diet...

O snap!😂 It does look like peter Griffin dressed up like Steven seagal wow!

I saw this and immediately went straight to the comments😂

The only pull-ups Steve Seagal does is when he pulls up at the McDonald’s drive-thru.

Dude in white must have been a gymnast, he deserves an Oscar for his acting here. Seagal "the blob" is doing nothing here.

He actually tapped out from the smell of Seagals foot 😂 very ancient technique.

Steven Seagal is not merely a martial artist. He's also an experienced sandwich artist.

The guy in white obviously thought he was at a WWE audition 😂

He's definitely mastered the art of fighting without spending more than a half a calorie

He looks like he’s one of those sumo inflatable costumes

He learned these techniques through years and years of protecting sandwiches

The guy in white is a better actor than he ever was.

Aint fooling nobody in 2024 with this 😂

It is reported that Seagal said: "I will die for a pudding" to top off a buffet. However, the Russian president heard: "I will die for Putin" and awarded him an immediate citizenship.

I wonder how much they had to pay that poor kid to take that fall and humiliate himself

Steven looks like one of those people that goes in to defuse the bombs.

This is Steven Seagal in a restaurant when the waiter told him the kitchen is closed.

There is no better martial art than this if somebody comes up to you in a non-threatening manner but you want to teach them a lesson any way.

Steven Segal is twice the man he used to be.

For some reason it felt like I was watching an episode of Family Guy

Who fights with glasses? 😂😂😂 this man never ceases to amaze me 😂😂😂😂😂

".....That man over there jas the right IDEA.....he wore the brown pants today ......." Deadpool

If only this man could fight cholesterol and type-2 diabetes with the same panache. 😂

Steven seagal has been : -Gravy seals ; Meal team 6 operator -Federal burger investigation officer -Former US green buffet -Kentucky fighter chicken trainer -Creamy ice agency special agent -United states McDonald corps veteran Steven seagull (A legend in his own mind)~

Lmao he ain't fighting nothing but the urge to hit up McDonald's.

“When your sparring partner comes to all the rehearsal dinners”

Seeing an third term pregnant man defend his unborn child is very inspiring! God bless!

That guy is his professional assistant. He goes everywhere with him and makes him look like he is legit. He is also paid very well.

Legend has it, Steven’s blood type is sausage gravy.

Hes so deadly that they dont even have him remove his glasses

He knows karate, aikido, Kung Fu and many other dangerous words

I am not here for the video, i am here to read all the comments😂😂

Steven Segal looks like he ate Steven Segal

I went right to the comments….😂 priceless