Steven Seagal Was The WORST SNL Host Of All Time - YMH Highlight 

Steven Seagal, ego of Marlon Brando, acting talent of Steven Seagal.

I could listen to "Steven Segal is a piece of shit" stories all day. Thank you Al for adding to the lexicon.

I've been watching RU-vid for like, 37 years. - Steven Segal

I met Steven Seagal once and he told me it was the best experience of my life.

Jay Leno deserves credit for knowing exactly how to massage Seagals ego in that moment

"I met Segal once" is probably the most efficient sentence to get Tom's attention.

My favorite Seagal story was recently told by Dana carvey. They're rehearsing the Hans and Franz sketch where the two of them are constantly referring to Seagal as weaker than Arnold. The whole comedic premise is based on their worship of Arnold and how everyone else is a girlyman by comparison. So in the middle of rehearsal, Seagal storms off the set. Dana finds him angrily sulking and asks what's wrong and Seagal replies "I wish Arnold really was here so I could kick his fuckin' ass..."

Tom has been roasting Steven Seagal for 47 years Steven Seagal has been doing martial arts for 85 years.

There was a movie where Steven Segal was supposed to die in the first 10 minutes of the movie. After agreeing to the movie, he then refused to 'die'...so they told him they rewrote the part, and he survives the death scene, then after filming the death scene, they left him in his trailer for a month, him thinking he was going to get called out to do the ' survive' scene...then they wrapped.

I don't know why RU-vid is suddenly recommending Steven Segal videos to me but I'm laughing my ass off 🤣 😂 🤣

Everyone had a friend like Steven Segal when they were kids. Always embellishing and making up stories. Unlike Steven, your friend probably grew up.

Tom Segura should make a three-hour documentary that entirely consists of celebrities telling their best Steven Seagal stories. That documentary would have a part 2, part 3, part 4, & etc, because there are so many celebrities that think Seagal is a phucking moron/narcissistic nimrod/etc. It would sweep at the Oscars.

Rob Schneider has the best one where apparently steven goes “I’ve just read the greatest script ever” Rob:Really steven who wrote it? Steven:Me

Steven Seagal is the living representation of “Fake it till you make it”.

They guy in the back laughing makes this a 1000xs better 😂😂😂😂😂

Gotta respect Cage’s capacity for taking feedback, introspection and growth.

I can't tell if Tom is the dog who finally caught the car or a child who got everything they wanted on Christmas morning but his vibe during this whole clip is immaculate

Will Sasso did the best Seagal on MADTV. Legendary 💀

The funniest story I've heard about Seagal, is that his first movie role, and basically by extension, _his entire career_ only happened because of a dare between two Hollywood agents. The story goes that there was a 'super agent' in Hollywood who had claimed that his reputation was so powerful he could make literally _anyone_ famous, so his friend, another Hollywood agent, took him up on that challenge. He dared him to find the dumbest, most un-charismatic, un-talented nobody, and turn them into a star, just for a laugh. This agent was already aware of Steven Seagal because Seagal had done a little bit of work in Hollywood and had actually done behind the scenes work for a couple of Bond movies. He was a stunt coordinator for an Akido-based movie called The Challenge, a martial arts instructor for the Bond film Never Say Never Again (during which he allegedly broke Sean Connerys wrist during production), and a choreographer on A View To A Kill two years later. So this agent knew who Seagal was, and also knew what a dull moron he was too, so he easily convinced Seagal that he "has what it takes" and he should _definitely_ get into acting. He then referred Seagal to a director who was looking for a leading man in his new film project. That film was Above The Law, and that recommendation from the 'Super Agent' was enough to land Seagal the gig without an audition. That was how Steven Seagal got his big break as an actor. It was literally an in-joke by a couple of Hollywood agents having a laugh!

"See that helicopter over there? They call that a skippy. Cuz it goes skipskipskipskipskip." One of my favourite jokes. I love the Segal bit. Please Tom. Consider making another.

His Nic cage has me dying

I got to say, my respect for Jay Leno just went up a notch.

Just imagine Segal watching this.

I was a manager at Bass Pro Shop in AZ. Seagal was a regular customer, yearly, not weekly. There are a lot of Seagal is the worst customer ever stories around that place.

"Christina" in the Freemason floor shirt

My friends were in line at a Starbucks in Orange County behind a fat guy dressed in black. One of them whispered to the others "That guy is trying to look like Steven Seagal." The guy turned around and said "I AM Steven Seagal," which made them all laugh hysterically.

The horror stories of Seagals week at SNL alone are more entertaining than Seagal himself has ever been

Tom's collecting Steven Seagal stories like infinity stones

That guy laughing in the background is fantastic 😂

My dad had a Steven Seagal story. My dad was a paramedic, and after he retired from the Chicago Fire Department, he got a job with the local Motion Picture Union as an emergency medic. Union rules require a medic on set at all times. He mostly just handed out Aspirin and cold medicine. He worked on almost every movie, tv show, commercial, or music video filmed in Chicago from the late 80's to the early 2000's. One of them was Steven Seagal's first movie Above the Law. So, my dad was there when that infamous scene, of the funny way that Steven Seagal runs, was filmed. He said Seagal was one of the most obnoxious celebrities he encountered. Above the law was Seagal's first movie and the guy was already a total diva with a gigantic ego. He was really into Native American spiritualism and had a shaman on staff who would purify the set with sage smoke and song every day before filming. Along with that he had this big ball of pungent smelling herbs that he insisted on having nearby, whenever he was working, to "set the mood". Eventually, the strong, ever-present smell of these weird herbs on set started getting to people. It was making everyone sick to the point that a few people actually even threw up because of it. He wouldn't work without it though.

Al Franken's Leno impression is uncanny.

I'm convinced that Will Sasso's impression of Steven Seagal on MadTV was 100% accurate.

Al Franken has such an infectious laugh. Thanks Al Franken.

I just love Al Franken's stories about Steven Segal, Nicolas Cage and Ted Cruz. Priceless!!!

Steven Seagal looks like John Travolta wearing a Steven Seagal costume.

I loved Rob Schneider's Seagal story that he told on Stern many years ago when Stern's show was funny. He said that Seagal came out of his trailer, saying "I just read the greatest screenplay that's ever been written." Schneider asks, "Really? Who wrote it?" Seagal responds, "I did."

Al Franken's laugh sounds like the beginning to Gorillaz's "Feel Good" 😆

you know what’s even funnier Al Franken trying to work Minnesota😂😂

Finding new Seagal stories is such a treat.

Wow, Leno was a hero in that anecdote. Masterful. Like a social surgeon.

I've heard the Seagal on SNL story eight different times from eight different people and it never gets old

Tom needs to produce a movie of him playing Segal in all these stories he’s collecting.

The guys laughing in the background is great

The guy laughing in the background made this much funnier

Why is Franken telling that Nic Cage story like it wasn’t a sketch? 😂

1:30 The fact that this was Segals idea for a comedy sketch, and something he finds amusing in his mind, just confirms what most of us already thought about Seagal.

Lmao this might be my all time favorite guest on YMH😂😂 perfect delivery on his stories

7:40 ...because everyone knows diatribes about the environment are comedy gold! 😂😂😂

David Spade's story about Seagal is the best. "I just read... The greatest script in the history of the world." "Oh yeah? Who wrote it?" "I did."

To be honest, the best part of every-single-episode of this podcast is the idiot in the back dying of laughter -- it's soooo encouraging and supportive.

There’s no greater crime than making Chris Farley seem unfunny and Seagal managed to do it.

I remember that opening monologue of Nicholas Cage. The best part was when he left the stage, Cage walked by some women who all glared at him. But then Chris Farley came up to Cage and said, "It's going great, man!"

4:00 Nick cage is the most intense dude ever 😭😭

Al Franken teaching Nick Cage about sexism is a fucking hilarious image

Tom should have a conversation with Nick Mullen about Seagal, I'd pay good money to see that

Tom was confusing "Cradle to the Grave" with "Exit Wounds". Both have DMX as costar but "Cradle to the Grave" has Jet Li instead of Segal. So there is some actual martial arts in that movie.

Stephen Tobolowski (holistic healer from Seinfeld) has the best Seagal story I've heard so far.

I love how there is a youtube video of almost every cast member or writer that was there that has Segal horror stories. Rob Schneider, David Spade, Bob Odenkirk, etc.

The ending bit Al Franken is talking about that Seagal insisted is online somewhere. Seagal bursts into a room of big-wig oil execs, beats the shit out of all of them, then stares into the camera and yells, "This is what happens when you mess up the environment!". There are, quite literally no jokes in the entire bit once Seagal shows up, and the silence from the audience after Seagal's scream into the camera gave me almost unbearable second-hand embarrassment.

Steven Segal: " I have a sketch idea." Literally everyone: " Oh, Christ, no."

It’s the reason Seagal also makes himself a Navy SEAL, Green Beret, or a Professor. They are so far from his own reality, except for in his mind.

The best Seagal story I heard was about him and Gene LeBell . Apparently, Seagal was bragging that he could never be chocked out because of mastery of the form that he studied and taught . The story goes that Gene LeBell accepted the challenge and put Seagal in a chock hold that he couldn’t escape from . He passed out and shit his pants when he came to . He made a mad dash to the toilet , but it was obviously too late as all in attendance noticed and smelled the proof .

I want Al Franken to read me every audiobook ever written.

I've been a fan of Tom Segura for like 34 years. Christina for 33. I would have been a fan of Christina for 34 but I was mountaineering with monks for 68 years that year.

5:23 best Leno impression I think I’ve ever heard lol

Al Franken should be a mandatory annual guest lol

Tom is still shitting on Seagal 😂😂

Tom is slowly transitioning into Joe Rogan's Physique

Seagal is probably also the worst actor of all time ... awards is piling up!

Wasn't Al Franken canceled by his own party for committing "sexual assault?" What's that? It doesn't matter now? Okay....

It’s hard to believe. Because his „movies“ are hilarious. Pure comedy gold.

It blows my mind that SNL actors and writers don’t tell more stories like this. Sandler must have hours and hours of stories like this but he doesn’t tell them!!!

What I love about YMH is every now and then they get a guests out of nowhere and left field. And those shows are always classic. This is another example.

I know that every story of that episode ends with "and we've never shown that episode again" but I refuse to believe if they re-released it now that it wouldn't be the highest rated show they've produced in the past half-decade.

I also remember hearing how difficult Louise Lasser was as host. Also never repeated.

The setup with Nic Cage story was great 😂

Haha, my favorite Segal story from Tom Arnold. Segal shows up late to shoot his scene. “Sorry I’m late, I was just reading the best script I’ve ever read in my whole life.” Tom Arnold was impressed…”Wow! Who wrote it?”…Segal says “I did.”

Al's Steven Seagal story is the by far the second funniest Steven Seagal story I've ever heard. Him shitting himself after challenging the Godfather of grappling, Judo Gene Lebell and getting choked out is #1

I love that Al Franken made Stegal sound like Louie Anderson's kid voice.

The guy in the deep background of this podcast would laugh at a jar of paste on a shelf

That Michael Jordan sketch is one of my favorites by far. Franken was hilarious.

The Joker laugh is nuts

I hope Tom dedicates his life to finding the footage of Seagal walking into the sea. Pay any price, Tom. Any price!!!

After that story. Tom is more fascinated with Steven Seagal.🤣

Man in the background is a one-man canned laughter machine

I wish he was still Senator Franken.

It's largely because of Tom's bit on Seagal (and Jon Trons video) that my latest D&D character is an Aaracokra monk/bard called Steevin Seagull. He insists he's an expert on every topic that comes up (and has jack of all trades and a forgery kit to haphazardly back up a few of his claims), talks up his martial arts prowess far beyond his actual ability and first appeared as black to the rest of the party but half way through the first encounter his bad hair dye started to run revealing the black and white feathers beneath. He's kinda a blast to play and his second game is in less then twelve hours so this is great timing.

More Stevie Seagull stories

Al Franken: [breathes] Dude off camera: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHSHSHAHSAHAHAH

The last Steven Seagal movie I watched was an in-flight movie and people still walked out.

If Steve has any friends left... Someone is sending this to his phone right now. Stay strong guy.

What a great call to have AL Franken ad a guest. The guy is so funny and has done so much worth talking about

The Nicolas Cage story was a sketch for the monologue. Christina seemed to think it was real

This shit had me dying. This running Seagal commentary is too good 🤣🤣

5:40 Damn! Al Franken does a great Jay Leno impression!

Did Al Franklin just tell a story of Nick Cage Monologue like it wasn’t a actual bit.

As soon as Tom said “Steven Segal” I think Al knew where this was going, and his soul left his body

It’s just a matter of time before Tom gets Seagal to sit down for an interview 😂

Segura's story about him falling into the water was super funny, because I'd actually heard someone that was on set tell that story, and the hair dye part just killed me each time...LOL

I just read he was a SENATOR?! That's an interesting pivet 😂