Steven Seagal's Weird Ego - YMH Highlight 

three darts is too many

Holy shit you're right. It was bugging me that I couldn't think of what his running reminded me of lol

LOL good call

😂🤣😂🤣hell yeah

Bro he runs like this ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-0yW5XUGJsOU.html

That should be much harder to believe than it is.

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wait. are you sure he didn't work there?

@@jeffmccloud905 🤣🤣🤣 I’m sure, I asked the waiter just to make sure I wasn’t crazy

Wtf?? Lol

Five 🤔😄

@@Asahamana Don't forget about all the women coming forward talking about the sexual harassments and even a few saying he even sexually ASSAULTED them is just crazy. Considering when I actually liked his early days when I was younger, and to see what's come out about his ego and ego towards women, even if a woman is a cheating hoe, that doesn't make her deserving of any kinds of sexual harassment or assault.

I'd like to think Gary Busey is one of these people.

the fact that multiple people have this exact story of Steven Seagal doing makes it way more pathetic than if he just did it to one person because you know Seagal thought it was the most clever, badass statement he'd ever done

Or did he mix up his story? 🤔

Omg never thought of it like this haha

Not really....

Nah they just filmed him running to lunch. Once he could order out, it was over.

my neighbor across the street carries a sword with him, shirtless, and swings it at cars. he's a methhead schizo though.

Yeah his cardio is worse than a winded asthmatic. We don't run like unless we're dying.

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And a helicopter pilot for 89 years

@@maguy8133 they call that one a “ skiv” 🤣😂🤣

@@jackwarren1687 it’s skippy because it goes skip skip skip skip skip

And a martial artist for 97 years.

Gad bless Nadav

Ahhh Native

He is the funniest guy alive. And doesn't even have to try😂. But no-one gets it. He's a comic, always has been and will b remembered. RESPECT Mr Seagull...cheers🍻

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😂🤣 Thanks man for the laugh..

It’s science

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He seems to believe he's pushing himself forward with his arms like how a boat's paddles work in water, the people on that film set were probably scared to tell him that's not how air works.

@@dolekanteel2178lol that's not how air works 🤣

"See that? That helicopta is also called, a skippay" "How do you *know* that?" "I been flying helicoptas for like 35 years 🤷‍♂️"

"I like havarti cheese the most, whatsyer fave'rit."

I call the helicopter Skippy lol

I like when he starts speaking Spanish... No no mucho quesooo😆😆😆

or when he says imagine getting pulled over by Stallone "like get the fuck outa here"

lmao Steven Seagal comment xD

Right? A true master is always training.

We all just witnessed an all-new elite level of Master-dom/Master-hood.

I think maybe he has locked up his back. In his 70s fighting his back was always super rigid stance. His lower back muscles got trained like that.

He hasnt run since fire down below, which was filmed in the 90s

this killed me, hahahahaha

He runs like he's had a stroke

Jajajajajajaja

The way he talks is like Ron Burgandy talking to his black GF’s family. Say whaaaaaa

Should be both. Lol

@@cosmojenkins3020 bothsoundsgood

Gives vanta black a run for its money.

If this is all a bit or a character he is doing, i would be really upset. This is only good because he truly BELIEVES he is this badass matial artist action guy.

My favorite lolcow

@@negative6442 arguably and objectively the GOAT lolcow, maybe apart from Rasputin

Actually if he had any self awareness he would never be as popular

the only propblem these are not your own thoughts, you read it somewhere and spam it, but the second pharagraph I can agree, he could be still popular if he had nost screwed it that hard

This joke used over and over again.

I’ve been staring at mark harmond for like 47 years

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@Ultimate Warrior Saying something as simple as "Hey, thanks for being a fan!" can make a kid's whole year. That's how I felt when I got to quickly say hi to Derek Jeter once at an MLB game in Detroit. He had just finished signing autographs and was walking away back to his club house and my dad and I were just entering the stadium when I saw him. I screamed DEREK JETER YOU"RE MY FAVORITE PLAYER EVER! (I was like 8 years old at the time) and he quickly gave me a high-five and said "Thanks for being a fan of mine bud!" It was something so simple for him to do but also something I'll never forget

@@joeshmo13 wicked man :) hes like a bi -racial angle !!!

@@jimjimbo4560 “you should have shot A-Rod”

Steven Seagal îs the funniest character ever.

That's because that's exactly what those films are

Easy: Be Steven Seagal. It's not that hard. Steven Seagal does it every day.

A common trait among individuals with Narcissistic Personality Disorder is to convince others he's important by acting as though he has power. He's a loser.

How could he become a Russian Citizen, and support Putin? And also teach some of Putin's elite troops Martial Arts to use in the Ukraine.

@@stevenrobert8567 akido???? thats for disarming people with swords dude

But very bizarre narcissism...lol

U so smart...maybe next u can tell us the diffrence between an orange and a tangerine?...weather and climate?...jam or jelly?..biscuits or cookies?..

Or crawfish vs crayfish. . Or firefly vs lightning bug. . . Or potato bug vs roly poly. . .Or pancake and flapjacks. . .Or hoagie and grinder. . . Or sauce versus gravy . . . .Or Mario vs Luigi. . . Or Starsky and Hutch. . . Or Batman and Robin. . Or Snoopy & Woodstock . . .Or Wil-E- Cayote vs the Road Runner. . Oh wait a second. Forget those last few. Kinda got carries away there 🙄🙂

I think he just doesn’t care what people think about he’s doing his thing and if you like him you like him or if you don’t like them you don’t like him I personally think he’s a goof ball jamal but he wouldn’t care.

@@manny123957 If he didn't care he wouldn't put so much effort into pretending to be something far beyond what he actually is.

Appreciated

Well done good sir!! Standing ovation from me.

You better chill, you're on Deadly ground, he's a force of execution,for absolution he might make an executive decision, Open a Contract to kill,with the perfect weapon then you'll be marked for death then the gutshot straight exit wounds leave you half passed dead. So i wouldn't talk about him like that,he's a good man, with a code of honor

12^

@@tobe1207 I’m mad I understand these references

Yes it is! Keenan Ivory Wayans told it to Schneider

Basically Steven was going on and on about being made a deity by the Dali Lama and how spiritual he had become. Only for his assistant to give him news that his wife wouldn't let him see his kids and he goes on a vulgar rant.

If he runs now, he'll have a damn heart attack. The only fights he's winning are againts tubs of ice cream.

Steven Seagal doesn't want to run anymore😂😂 he's an old, obese man haha he likes sitting

Wish Tina was here in studio for this one

Just wanted to tell you that your profile pic is excellent

Not russian, but this coming from an American made my day

Tell me about it, I was born in the USSR, it's one giant weird town, with a crap ton of models, 8s 9s an 10s .........really an ungodly amount of impregnable hungry AF honey badgers looking to entrap you with the penis fly trap the first chance they get so they can get a VISA to the states, or your bank account number, but u know what, it's worth it :) ..........kuz she thick

she thick thick thick thick thick SO TH TH TH TH THICK I WANT ALL OF EM

He actually dances like her and there’s video of it

Ha! Your post gave me a gross mental image of Seagal inexplicably ‘snapping the neck of a long turd of his own creation, then stooping to lay a punch into the bowl, as crapwater spills across his moustache/goatee….

Sure...

LMAO this should be top comment!

Kek

Nah, narcissists are incapable of not blowing themselves 24/7 and they never have self-awareness and think theyre great at everything: Its why theyre always so immature, because they never grow as a result.

No he will not, because he is a narcissist

Nothing to say about what's happening there that you wouldn't see at any Aikido demonstration. These people aren't fighting or sparring they're executing pre-established techniques and routines designed to safely teach the technique and improve overall health of the participants through activity and breath control. It's like tai chi that can actually be useful once in a while with the odd joint-lock or throw. Cops use aikido style armbars all the time.

@@ragnarrklangsrok1685 Stephen Seagull

He’s actually a legit black belt believe it or not

@@cynicaloptimist4879 He's also a cop and killed a puppy and a hundred chickens raiding a suspects house accused of cockfighting, all documented for a tv show. What a world we live in.

@@brandenward3730 lol

You mean he ran. He used to run but he don’t run no more😂

​@@mondoseguendo6113that's both fair and true 😂

Skip skip skip

He’s been running professionally for like 47 years.

Lmao this.

Yeah a kid in bootcamp would run with his arms straight down with his hands in fists. Weirdest fucking thing.

I was always told to run with "soft" wrists, so I do have a bit of a flamboyant run, but meh, whatever lets you run without pain

Less energy used im guessing

Yea I have heard to have loose wrists or arms so u don't waste energy flexing ur arms when u run

Track coaches tell you to run holding imaginary potato chips in your hands for a relaxed pose

Touché

Looks like he’s a master at ike-eat-o too

@@f0urstr1ng ''Meal Team 6''😆

Cum town pointed it out.. how after a certain movie he started talking like a gangster lol

Ah the worst the ones who like to act like some unsolicited shaman lmao

It is called narcissism.

@@mondaysinsanity8193 Like Xavier Renegade Angel?

No shit, the kid down the hall from me is named Stephen Siegel and, young Jew, can’t play sports etc it’s fuckin perfect

I've always liked the Wednesday Addams look. I mentioned this to my son once and he said "Maybe you're a closet Goth". I was horrified.

Well good luck with that little project

It is probably as rare as the capt. Kirk Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

Your dad should make youtube videos telling stories about the celebrities he worked with

@@michaelegan3522 Unfortunately he passed away over 10 years ago, but he literally had stories for days. The movie business was just the tip of the iceberg. He was a helicopter mechanic in Vietnam, early on in the war. He was out of the Army in 1967, and was released in San Francisco. That’s the time known as The Summer Of Love, the heart of the whole hippie scene. He thought it was lame and came back to Chicago. He got a job refilling cigarette vending machines, which were all owned by the Mob. So he was basically working for the mob going into sketchy bars all over the city. Then he became a paramedic on the Chicago Fire Department in the mid 70’s. Paramedics were a fairly new thing back then. Before that, there were just ambulance drivers who didn’t have any medical training. So many people would just die on they way to the hospital before paramedics became the norm. He did that for 13 years and could’ve probably written several books on what he saw during that time. He had actually been interviewed by authors before. He made into two books written by a guy named Studs Terkel, you should look him up. Then after that he got the job in the movie business. He worked on every movie filmed in Chicago from the late 80’s to early 2000’s. The Untouchables, Backdraft, The Fugitive with Harrison Ford (I love that movie), Adventures In Babysitting, Uncle Buck, Home Alone, Rookie Of The Year, The Negotiator, Chain Reaction, Above The Law, Judgement Night, Rapid Fire with Brandon Lee, The Exorcist III, With Honors, Richie Rich with Macauley Culkin. He worked on High Fidelity. People always get excited about that one. A kid I went to high school with is actually in the movie. He did other stuff too, like Michael Jackson’s Jam music video with Michael Jordan. He worked on the tv show E.R. a lot. My sister and her friend would visit him on set, and he would get them in the background of the scene, just like as a pedestrian walking by. The best was when he worked on the movie Dennis The Menace. Since it was a kids movie, they threw a party for the premiere so everyone who worked on the film could bring their kids. It was amazing. It was at a Dave and Busters type of place. I remember the kid who played Dennis was walking around with a little kid entourage. LoL It was just video games everywhere and tons of food that kids like. I remember eating ribs and cornbread all night. Never seen anything like it, before or since. The fact he worked on all these films might sound exciting and glamorous, but really, it was completely normal. It was just his job. We weren’t the ones who saw famous actors everyday, and when it came to that kind of stuff he couldn’t care less. Most of them were actually assholes that he couldn’t stand. That got pretty long. Sorry about that. As I said, when it comes to my dad, I can go on and on. Thank you though, I don’t get to talk about him often. 🙏 👊 ✌️

Or “Under Seizure”

you type like someone who didnt graduate high school.

Where is dot

@@hannibalburgers477 I came for this and I was satisfied.

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Cool sentence.

Unless we find a 70 year old MMA fighter

Don't be so hard on a senior citizen.

You have an e that doesn't belong.

Yeah no. Unlike Seagal, Garth HAS killed.

He was a football player when he was younger I doubt he runs as silly as seagal

I never heard that but I believe it

@@tonyjay617 Its very true, JCVD has talked about and and Sly has also. You can find it on RU-vid. JCVD said Steven was being very disrespectful so he told him to step outside.lol

@@adamking4246 Segal would have lost the fight because JCVD wouldn't know the aikido choreography in order to comply with Segal's wrist throws, lol