Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock. Epic Rap Battles of History 

Spielberg: im better than you Alfred Hitchcock: im better than you Steven Tarantino: im better than you both Kubrick: im better than all of you Bay: MOTHERFUCKING MONEY

Michael Bay: rapping about how much money he makes Michael Bay net worth: 430 million Steven Spielberg net worth: 3.6 billion

Michael Bay's verse is complete nonsense, yet the energy and special effects behind it makes it entertaining. Perfection.

Micheal Bay is the only dude alive who can properly rhyme money with money

I love how Michael Bay was the only director not to insult any of the others, he just spent all of his time telling us how great he is.

I just realized that Michael Bay rhymes money with money like five times in a row, and then ends the rhyme scheme by saying "I don't give a fuck". Brilliant.

Kubrick is the only one who took a while to get into the part where he actually raps, referencing how slowly-paced his movies are.

Cool that they resurrected Stanley Kubrick for his verse. Truly an homage to his perfectionist directing

The fact that Michael Bay rhymes "money" with "money" is very fitting for his style of movie direction.

christopher nolan crying in a corner cus he wasnt invited

2:18 I like how all the directors are bored by what Kubrick says, except Alfred Hitchcock

I love how you can see Hitchcock act incredibly respectful when Kubrik comes into frame lmao

The Kubrick actor looks so fucking dead inside when he says "Do another take and get it right 127 times" it's so perfect

Michael Bay's verse was the equivalent of playing chess with a pigeon. Doesn't matter what the rules are, they just knock over all the pieces, and strut about like they won. It was fantastic

Its great how when Tarantino disses Spielberg and calling him a failure, Spielberg is all like "Yeah, thats fair".

Bay's verse was so ridiculous but is easily one of my favourite things ERB has ever done.

Can we just appreciate that Alfred Hitchcock did not move a single muscle when Michael Bay dropped. Every other director did. Congrats Alfred Hitchcock

What's great is that every director took a shot at Michael Bay and then Michael Bay came into the battle and just hyped himself up to the extreme

Nine fucking years later and i noticed all of the directors have a bar about how bad Michael Bay is and thats why he said “Ive heard enough crap from all of you”

tarantino's foot fetish not being brought up is criminal

“Half your billions should go to John Williams” That one hits hard cause it’s true.

I just realized the reason Kubrick is on the moon is because conspiracy theorists say he was the director who was hired to fake the moon landing.

Steven Spielberg: most references Alfred Hitchcock: best mamma jamma who ever stood behind a camera Quinten Tarantino: best insults Kubrick: coolest bike Micheal Bay: best energy.

i dont know why but i love the part where kubrick is cutting in during quentins sections with the big wheeler, just love the beat mixed with the sounds of its wheels

Alfred Hitchcock looks more like Alfred Hitchcock than Alfred Hitchcock looks like Alfred Hitchcock

Fun fact: They had the Stanley Kubrick actor do 127 takes for realism.

Four talented, groundbreaking directors. Oh, and Michael Bay was there too.

Bay's verse is the dictionary definition of "based"

Fun Fact: this video took ERB the longest to make. First they had to obtain a sample of Kubrick's DNA then wait for the clone to grow and develop.

Moral of this ERB: mentioning Michael Bay's work 3 times summons him.

As a movie geek, this video is an absolute masterpiece and a ton of fun for me to watch. There is so many clever jokes, passion, and creativity bursting from the seams! I notice something new every time I come back to it! Probably my favorite ERB!

The fact that everyone was dunking on micheal bay for him to just come and rap is amazing

J.R.R Tolkien vs George R.R. Martin

The part with Michael Bay makes me really happy and i have no idea why

The flow in the last four lines of tarantinos verse is absolutely incredible.

I love how surprised Kubrick is when Bay's verse starts, like ''oh shit i pushed too far''

The moon landing was filmed by Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick, ever the perfectionist, had it filmed on location.

If they all got into a knife fight, would that be the Director's Cut?

Anyone can say anything but Michael Bay's part was pure joy. And Kubrick is indeed Genius.

I love this one simply because the verses are exactly what the directors do. I also love how they all took a crack at Michael Bay, and then he pops in and proves them right, that he is indeed all self-aggrandizing nonsense and explosions.

“Half your billions should go to John Williams.” Yep. True.

Steven Spielberg: the role model Alfred Hitchcock: the classic Quentin Tarantino: the verbal Genius Stanley Kubrick: the perfectionist Michael Bay: BOOM

This is hands down easily the best ERB of all time, the fact that they all diss Bay and then he's the director to top it off is so perfectly done

Tarantino is spot on, the actor is doing a great job imitating him.

Spielberg: You suck, Alfred. Hitchcock: No, you suck, Steven. Tarantino: You both suck. Kubrick: I'm awesome. Bay: Lol fuck off, I'm rich.

Hitchcock’s part was so good, you need to wear headphones to hear the background music but once you do it makes a massive difference

Reviewing/Picking a Winner for Every ERB Part 51: Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock (Director’s Battle Royale) Who I am rooting for: Hitchcock: Paved the way for many great directors, including Spielberg, both are lit though Let’s go! *Steven Spielberg Verse 1* Picture a child satnding next to a projector Learning from your films to become a much better director Now picture a 3 billion dollar dream machine Who can block bust all over your crop duster scene (+4.5) Try to Duel with me Alfred (+4) You must be Psycho (+5) I’ll being back Jaws and take a bite of your lifeboat (+6) I’m always so on top of my game (+3.5) I get the Vertigo (+3) My jets in the Terminal waiting for me to Murder! Ya (+6) I rock the Academy and the DGA (+2) You rock as many Oscars as that Schlepp Michael Bay (+7.5) Next time you’re filling up those jawls with three steaks and a souffle (+3.5) Check the trades See me Amblin to my next big play (+5) I produce cartoons and make games for all ages You produce Jimmy Stewart making one of two faces (+6) Maybe next time I visit you’ll be a bit more gracious (+1.5) Now kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness (+3.5) *Alfred Hitchcock Verse 1* That was a close encounter of the “turd” kind (+3.5) But there won’t be a pretty ending this time (+3.5) Half your billions should go to John Williams (+7) Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance I’m the master….of suspense (+4) So intense, no defense against Hitchcock once he presents (+2.5) My skill is enormous Orchestrate brilliant performance (+1) You’re more horrible than Megan Fox’s acting in Transformers (+7.5) C’mon, fish puppets and Muppets to stir the fears up (+3.5) I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup (+5.5) I’m the best mamma-jamma ever stoo behind the camera (+1.5) Damage panderers and haunt you like the last Indiana (+7) *Quentin Tarantino Verse 1* CUT, gimme a Tylenol Stop rhymin’ yall (+3) Alfred you got no style dawg I’m the King of Doalogue (+2.5) There’s only one movie I know you from And I’ve seen more blood in the shower when I stubbed my toe in one (+8.5) You tried to fight in World War I but couldn’t do that The British army wouldn’t let you join cause you were too fat (+7.5) Look it up, it’s a true fact Wikipedia that Now allow me to attack Steven the Hack (+1.5) Due to War of the Worlds, a failures what I label you It looked like some sellout bulls*it Michael Bay would do (+9) Ask anyone What’s your favorite Sam Jackson part? No one’s gonna say “What’s his name from Jurrastic Park (+7) Scripts that I write aint the…cleanest But when I grip mics Im the….meanest (+2.5) Quentin Tarantino is a….genius (+1) A bad mother f*cker from the wallet to the penis (+8) *Stanley Kubrik AKA Most Abusive Director of All Time Verse 1* Genius is a powerful word But there’s no reason to use it ‘Less you’re talking about the Kubrik Then there’s really nothing to it (+1) Everything I do is visionary (+1) Every single frame a painting Made exactly how I want to make it Do another take and get it right 127 times (exactly what I mean by abusive) I’ll make you learn to love me I’m the bomb (+6) Drop ultraviolent rhymes like Clockwork (+4) Make you all hurt Beat Spielberg the Color Purple (+4) AI is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles (+7.5) *Michael Bay Verse 1* That’s enough, I’ve heard enough crap from all of you (+3) Why don’t I come down there and show you what a real star can do? (+1) I swoop low with the telephoto (+4) No Bruckheimer I work solo (+3) If there’s one thing I learned b*tch This game is about MOTHER F*CKING MONEY I make that y’all MOTHER F*CKING MONEY Even more Mark Wahlberg make some (+1.5) MOTHER F*CKING MONEY I set up shop and got a few drop of that Got Milk money (+2.5) Rose to the Rock (+4) Now I got that sock made of silk money (+3) I aint got that guilt money (+1.5) I don’t give a f*ck I take my checks to the bank and I sign em with my nuts (+6) I give the people what they love While the critics say I’m evil Got no time to read reviews While I’m woking on the sequel (+3) Got a gift from above and the eyes of an eagle (+4.5) When it comes to blowing up no director is my equal (+8) Steven Spielberg’s Flow (+8) Alfred Hitchcock’s Flow (+10) Quentin Tarantino’s Flow (+10) Stanley Kubrik’s Flow (+7.5) Michael Bay’s Flow (+7.5-hard to judge) *Results* Steven Spielberg=69 pts Afred Hitchock=56.5 pts Quentin Tarantino=60.5 pts Stanley Kubrik=31 pts Michael Bay=52.5 pts Winner=Steven Spielberg Second Place=Quentin Tarantino Third Place=Alfred Hitchcock Fouth Place=Michael Bay Last Place=Stanley Kubrick Wow you guys really went above and beyond here but nobody could catch Spielberg if they could, his movie puns are “notoriously” plentiful. Again not too many deep cuts here but you guys should really consider being directors with this production value! Good job!

since i first heard this in 2016 i still have it stucked in my head to this day. And i still love it. Thank you ERB.

You could see the suffering in Kubrick's face when he said "127 times"

Best Puns: Spielberg Best Flow: Hitchcock Best Insults: Tarantino Best Intro: Kubrick Best Fuck-You Attitude: Michael Bay

I love how ERBH always makes their characters look more accurate than the real life counterparts.

Spielberg: soundtracks Hitchcock: scenes Tarantino: dialogue Kubrick: cinematography Bay: effects

Plot twist, M. Night Shyamalan won.

I just love the idea of Kubrick actually caring about the Ninja Turtles.

8 years later and a new Indiana Jones film haunts Spielberg, keeping the lyrics up-to-date without changing them. 🤣

this is the best ERB video and i love to rewatch it all the time

Plot twist: this was directed by M. Night Shyamalan

The twist is that M. Night Shamalan was directing the rap battle.

I always loved these epic rap battles where they have extra people beyond the ones in the thumbnail

I like how every time it’s someone’s verse the beat changes

BEST MUSIC: Spielberg BEST FLOW: Hitchcock BEST BURNS: Tarantino BEST INTRO: Kubrick BEST BUILDUP: Bay

Can we just take a second to appreciate that the backing tracks are variations on each of the directors signature soundtrack styles yet they're blended together so seamlessly.

1:02 i can't stop laughing when i saw hitchcock spinning at the background

1:46 - 1:53 this part lives in my head rent free, it's so catchy

I hope Tarantino has seen this. Knowing his sense of humor and how much of a cinephile he is, I think he would like it. And not only the part about himself.

Can we just appreciate how much fun Pete's having playing Michael Bay?

The pause in the master of suspense line

8 years later and this shit STILL slaps 😂

In the part where Kubrick is explaining his vision of "every frame a painting..." Hitchcock is nodding in agreement, Tarantino is checking his watch lol

Me: My brain during a test: I'm the best mama jamma ever stood behind a camera

notice in the very last line of tarantino’s verse, he raises his arms above the frame, and as he lowers them it cuts to black, much like someone closing the trunk of a car. this refers to how in every tarantino film there is a shot of the characters looking into the trunk of a car, with the camera’s position being inside the trunk. great job with all the tiny details from erb

I love how Tarantino's verse has backing vocals of him yelling 'fuck!' and 'dick!' referencing the sheer amount of cursing in his films

Can we PLEASE admire how perfect kubriks tricicle fits into tarantinos part????

Still one of the best.

The eagle blowing up at 3:12 lmfaooo I never saw that before!

The fact that Tarantino's verse wasn't written like he was actually trying to win but instead like he was just trying to shut the other 2 up makes his verse the best.

"I'm the master..." *Suspenseful pause" "OF SUSPENSE"

This is my favorite ERB 😂

Best Mamma Jamma Eva Stood Behind A Camera

Me: *Tries to sleep* My brain: "I'm the master, of suspense so intense no defense against Hitchcock when he presents"

They wanted to do a part for Peter Jackson but it would have been ten hours long

We need John Williams vs Hans zimmer

The best ERB, my ranking of the verses: 5. Michael Bay - Fun and entertaining but nothing insane. 4. Stephen Spielberg - May have the best beat and has some really good references, the other verses just set the bar so high. 3. Quentin Tarantino - Best flow and the most fun for me, has some really good roasts and a lot of references, it is super creative too with the unclean script part. 2. Alfred Hitchcock - Amazing flow and beat (great use of SFX), a lot of references and paints a good picture for Alfred. Great rhyme scheme with the mamma-jamma part. 1. Stanley Kubrick - Represents Kubrick very well as a crazy genius, referencing a ton of movies and scenes. The 127 line is one of the best in all of ERB imo and the overall visuals are crazy.

In the end, these squabbling directors are all united in their shared hatred of Michael Bay

Siri vs Cortana

March 2023 and it's still my personal favorite ERB video! John Wick vs Rambo vs John McClane came pretty close but somehow this still fills better.

2:22 HOW MANY TIMES!? INCOMINGGGGG

Gosh, I feel like we need a sequel to this with Martin Scorsese, James Cameron, Tim Burton, David Lynch, and Zach Snyder...

I love how the beats change to the style of music that's associated with each director. Spielberg gets beautiful flowing strings and brass, Hitchcock gets classic gothic style horror music, Tarantino gets smooth 90s hip hop, Kubrick gets Also Sprach Zarathustra, and Michael Bay gets 2010s Hans Zimmer style music.

Tarantino checking his watch while Kubrick rapped was a nice touch.

Damn, the look ok Kubrick's face when he says "127 times".

I love how each director disses Michael bay: speilberg “you got as many oscars as that shlep Michael bay”, Hitchcock “more horrible than Megan fox in transformers”, Kubrick “AI is the worst space potential since the ninja turtles”. Then Michael bays first words entering the battle “that’s enough I heard enough crap out of all of you”. Great detail.

When Tarantino mentioned "It looked like some sellout bullshit", Spielburg was gonna object, but the moment he mentioned Michael Bay, he was like, "oh yeah, fair point."

You know what? I fuckin' LOVE the costume for all these. The beats are good, the rhyme's are clever and the set and costume is on point. I think that ERB is one of the best pieces of internet content in history and I sincerely hope it's remembered with reverence.

The Michael Bay sequence is one of the funniest things ever; just really perfect.

This was a close one. I have it ranked like this: Spielberg: best flow Tarantino: best disses Kubrick: best beat Bay: best hair Hitchcock: best mamma jamma ever stood behind a camera

need a round 2 with Nolan, Scorsese, James Cameron and....idk Michael bay again haha

As a film buff, I watch this at least once a week. Wax, as a Taratino, is my favorite, but they are all awesome

All the Micheal Bay references before. You knew it was coming.

That transition from Tarantino to Kubrick was awesome!