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Steven Wright: Wicker Chairs and Gravity - 2/7 

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@cvn6555
@cvn6555 5 лет назад
Pure genius. Incredibly funny. Doing this was far more difficult than it appears. One of the greats.
@kensho778
@kensho778 3 года назад
“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.” 🙏
@trebuchetfacts8859
@trebuchetfacts8859 5 лет назад
"Babies don't need a vacation but I see them at the beach...pisses me off" lmao.
@MrVoyaging
@MrVoyaging 12 лет назад
It actually gave me chills, it's so thought-provoking.
@lb9050
@lb9050 4 года назад
This guy has the most ridiculously compelling stories
@nthomas87
@nthomas87 Год назад
In short form, yes. In long form, Norm Macdonald holds the title.
@kaptaintrips
@kaptaintrips 6 лет назад
Cool to see the distortion on the bottom of the screen caused by an old VHS tape dub. Long Live Stephen Wright!
@rpbeach1
@rpbeach1 6 лет назад
One of the best one liner comics ever. My fave: my friend is a radio dj. When he walks into a tunnel you can’t hear him.
@trainliker100
@trainliker100 3 года назад
To be a bit pedantic, that isn't always true. I worked for a company that made the HITAC tunnel radio rebroadcasting system. And there are other such systems. There is a means to receive, and rebroadcast, radio signals inside a tunnel. Big tunnels all over the U.S. and the world have such systems. Depending on the system, your AM radio and FM radio won't drop out. And more importantly, emergency radios will still work in the tunnel for first responders. And the cherry on top, at least with the HITAC type systems, is that the tunnel authorities can override the what was being broadcast over the air and provide their own message such as "Accident ahead, slow down." or "Tunnel temporarily blocked. One hour wait." Anyone who happens to be listening to their radio will hear the message. At the company I was at, this was just one of several product lines. It was sold off to Canam Technlogy who handles it today. They don't seem to use the tradename HITAC anymore, but they have a web site showing their stuff.
@AnitaRokz
@AnitaRokz Год назад
Vz dlig🎉7;wjgh😢🎉😂ni❤ a erin is have uuk😢v TV😮jo
@CassiBaby
@CassiBaby Год назад
@@trainliker100 thanks for explaining the weirdest reassurance in this world, I love you.
@heatherperleberg7816
@heatherperleberg7816 Год назад
​@@trainliker100 that's a lot pedantic
@theerascal8050
@theerascal8050 5 лет назад
thank you so much for the upload. fantastic comic and great guy in real life. king of the one liners. most ppl haven't even heard of this dude and it's sad. thanks again. awesome and the quality and audio are balanced. great job
@californiacamera
@californiacamera 5 лет назад
Thanks. I had forgotten just how brilliantly funny Steven was when I watched him on the Johnny Carson kinds of shows.
@enfieldjohn101
@enfieldjohn101 4 года назад
It sure is. Even his responses to Johnny Carson's interviews were hilarious.
@liberty-matrix
@liberty-matrix 5 лет назад
"You never know what you had until it's gone. And I wanted to know what I had. So I got rid of everything." -Steven Wright
@sansoucie1969
@sansoucie1969 Год назад
He also said, "you can't have everything.... where would you put it?"
@warren52nz
@warren52nz Год назад
Hey! Steven Wright shows I haven't seen! What a treat!
@mortgagefinancing5558
@mortgagefinancing5558 3 года назад
The genius required to write these jokes is unbelievable
@tron3entertainment
@tron3entertainment 6 лет назад
"Some people suffer from a fear of heights. I have a fear of widths."
@joelwexler
@joelwexler 6 лет назад
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There's people here who don't think that's funny?
@Milesco
@Milesco 5 лет назад
I once tried to make instant coffee in a microwave....I almost went back in time.
@topsey_kretts
@topsey_kretts 4 года назад
I have poop on my ass tube
@holywhackapoly
@holywhackapoly 11 лет назад
"I heard that you don't know what you have until its gone. So I got rid of everything to figure out what I had" xD
@MerleBowers
@MerleBowers 6 лет назад
"So, what did you think?" "Bob was here." Line I had never heard before. For years I've told students, "everywhere is walking distance if you have the time." He has the funniest lines!
@MerleBowers
@MerleBowers 6 лет назад
@@peterpiper5064 none
@peterpiper5064
@peterpiper5064 6 лет назад
@@MerleBowers Phew! Thank God they ignored your advice 😮
@enfieldjohn101
@enfieldjohn101 4 года назад
Steven is so funny that just reading his jokes quoted by other people on here is making me laugh.
@eltravo2112
@eltravo2112 5 лет назад
Drove by a gas station and saw two signs “help wanted” and “self serve” So I went inside and hired myself.
@d21rich
@d21rich 3 года назад
I saw him in London on this tour, God, I'm old.
@liberty-matrix
@liberty-matrix 5 лет назад
"If you didn't know me, would you think I was a stranger?" - Steven Wright
@camouflaged2
@camouflaged2 6 лет назад
This guy is SO great. Classy, and too funny.
@mattalan6605
@mattalan6605 11 лет назад
i know he's being funny but for some reason i believe everything he says
@enfieldjohn101
@enfieldjohn101 4 года назад
No matter how surreal it gets, he does make it sound very convincing.
@TRHARTAmericanArtist
@TRHARTAmericanArtist 5 лет назад
One of the most original and funny comedian I have ever seen. I wish we had more comedians like him.
@IAm-qf2xb
@IAm-qf2xb 5 лет назад
Barak Obamish But then they wouldn’t be original
@terrystrayer9882
@terrystrayer9882 6 лет назад
Salvador Dali was using a dotted line he caught every other fish just awesome
@mikeyoung9810
@mikeyoung9810 5 лет назад
I used to love watching this guy. In the spirit of his humor I wondered if he could still be alive after all this time so I checked and yes he's still alive. I'm 4 months older than him.
@enfieldjohn101
@enfieldjohn101 4 года назад
He sure is. It's great that he's still around and you can visit his website to get CDs and DVDs directly from his store. He's already successful, but I enjoy supporting his work. He's so underrated and seldom mentioned today.
@r5t6y12
@r5t6y12 10 лет назад
"OK, so what's the speed of dark"? Next to "6,000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant", this is my favorite line from him ever
@jeffreyanderson2555
@jeffreyanderson2555 4 года назад
I know them and they wouldn’t do a thing like that.
@nealsausen4651
@nealsausen4651 3 года назад
356👎 people have no sense of humor are walking dead! Pure comic genius I’m still pissing my pants!
@bobdixon4998
@bobdixon4998 16 дней назад
Maybe you should flush them .
@ohgary
@ohgary 5 лет назад
Did you ever wonder how deep the ocean would be without all those sponges?
@crazyworldlarue8388
@crazyworldlarue8388 5 лет назад
I love how he made himself laugh about giving everything away. I miss Steven.
@Repugnantone
@Repugnantone 5 лет назад
He's apparently still touring, just not at the same level as he used to. Google it.
@comedy-and-cabaret
@comedy-and-cabaret Год назад
1:00 "What do you mean?" "You know, you are awake, now close your eyes and sleep."
@wildman2012
@wildman2012 5 лет назад
"I had a job once, at a fire hydrant factory. But there was no place to park."
@kissmeraas
@kissmeraas 5 лет назад
Why would you want to park *inside* the factory?
@chozomonkey
@chozomonkey 12 лет назад
The first few seconds are the first time I've ever seen him smile.
@teresavaughn3058
@teresavaughn3058 9 лет назад
brilliant! Clear school colors...and wake up letter from hotels!!! pool depth hehhehe
@johnwiley9973
@johnwiley9973 6 лет назад
Wright was comic genius...some people just dont get deadpan humor...hes the best of all time at it
@wildegroot8724
@wildegroot8724 6 лет назад
Is.
@warrenhaig7714
@warrenhaig7714 6 лет назад
Favourite Steven wright joke is " I want to get a tattoo of my self on my entire body...but an inch taller". Classic.
@ugaladh
@ugaladh 6 лет назад
my favorite was....." I put a blank tape in the stereo. turned the volume up full blast. drove the Mime next door crazy."
@fivestring65ify
@fivestring65ify 6 лет назад
@@ugaladh Insanely funny.
@tsant825
@tsant825 6 лет назад
"My neighbor had a circular driveway put in, now he can't get out"
@dwindle
@dwindle 6 лет назад
Wow, I stole that joke so many years ago I forgot he was the one I stole it from.
@kevinpatrick4670
@kevinpatrick4670 Год назад
HILARIOUS!! I WENT FISHING WITH SALVADOR DALI.... AND HE USED A DOTTED LINE... AND HE CALLED EVERY OTHER FISH!!!🤣😂🤣
@twhontehwon200
@twhontehwon200 4 года назад
It gets me how the middle right of his head has a square of hair. You can see it through the thin bushes when he looks to his left. In interviews when he's older it's easier to see it, so in this older footage I lose myself looking for it
@ketchup5344
@ketchup5344 3 года назад
you need to get out more lol
@twhontehwon200
@twhontehwon200 3 года назад
@@ketchup5344 u right.
@BrytheP
@BrytheP 6 лет назад
"if ya shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?" WIN.
@YouzTube99
@YouzTube99 6 лет назад
05:16 Much of Wright's humor is surreal so his reference to Dalí is apt and not surprising.
@bigLdrones
@bigLdrones 5 лет назад
YouzTube99 🙄🥴🤤
@sunzeneise
@sunzeneise 5 лет назад
How can t you tell?
@ibrahimtall6209
@ibrahimtall6209 4 года назад
Aww did you just watch the Gilbert Gottfried podcast w/ Wright as a guest and then think this would be a smart comment ?
@YouzTube99
@YouzTube99 4 года назад
@@ibrahimtall6209 No. Until you mentioned it, I wasn't aware the GG had a podcast.
@samprobablylovesyou
@samprobablylovesyou 12 лет назад
I wish there was more funny like this in the world.
@gb5776
@gb5776 5 лет назад
Sometimes I fill the bathtub halfway with water, turn on the shower and sit in it. Then imagine I was in a submarine that’s just been hit.
@ryanhicks9629
@ryanhicks9629 3 года назад
“I just paid $30 for a bottle of shampoo. For $30 I should’ve gotten a bottle of real poo...”
@thorstambaugh1520
@thorstambaugh1520 4 года назад
My eyes hurt. I was speedreading and hit a bookmark.
@DancingSpiderman
@DancingSpiderman 11 лет назад
Seems to me Donald Fagan consults Steven Wright on song lyrics for those 70's era Steely Dan songs. I lvoe this stuff !
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
"I'm not naked. I'm in the band."
@samualwilliamson369
@samualwilliamson369 4 года назад
My school colors were clear..
@berniekitching7668
@berniekitching7668 3 года назад
My favorite ---I bought a box of powdered water...but I don't know what to add.
@AslanW
@AslanW 6 лет назад
"If you didn't know me you'd think I was just a stranger" 👌 gold
@camouflaged2
@camouflaged2 6 лет назад
This is gold. Too good.
@GeneralGeorgeS.PattonJr.
@GeneralGeorgeS.PattonJr. 5 лет назад
It’s... “ If you didn’t know me would you think I was a stranger?” 3:20
@echomatt25
@echomatt25 11 лет назад
babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach.. Wow I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face.. lool
@shanus1975
@shanus1975 12 лет назад
'if you shoot a mine should you use a silencer' - 'if you didn't know me would you think i was a stranger?' - GOLD!
@JW...-oj5iw
@JW...-oj5iw 6 лет назад
Shane Bray ... This video just showed up. It's 'mime', not "mine".
@Theflowoflove
@Theflowoflove 13 лет назад
Thank you so much for upload,
@Repugnantone
@Repugnantone 5 лет назад
I live on a one-way dead-end street.
@garyth65
@garyth65 12 лет назад
Someone asks Steve how he feels.You know that feeling when you lean back in a chair and almost tip over.I feel that way ALL the time..
@CountArtha
@CountArtha 5 лет назад
This is like watching a Proto-Mitch Hedberg.
@naptimegaming1347
@naptimegaming1347 5 лет назад
Yeah, I feel like Mitch and Hannibal burress both got their style from him. Sad about Mitch though.
@SPFLDAngler
@SPFLDAngler 4 года назад
This guy is still alive. Mitch went down a dark path and got to the point he was asking for drugs on stage before he overdosed.
@JMWexperience
@JMWexperience 3 года назад
I love how his brain works. I’m jealous . . .
@robertt7747
@robertt7747 12 лет назад
Steven Wright is a beast
@jpettymd
@jpettymd 5 лет назад
Every day I like to put a little of the time aside and just forget about it, so at the end of the year I have a few days to myself!
@kissmeraas
@kissmeraas 5 лет назад
Once you forget about a time, it's gone forever, so at the end of the year you'll be left with nothing 😜
@SirDeanosity
@SirDeanosity 7 месяцев назад
"My school colors are clear". What a colorful imagination he has. 😀
@FreestyleFonda
@FreestyleFonda 12 лет назад
Picture two people going to a movie theater to see different movies (for whatever reason). They come out of the theater, after watching two different movies, and ask each other, "What did you think?" What makes his joke funny is that one wouldn't ask this question after 85 years of not seeing someone. It's a short-term question.
@natura808
@natura808 3 года назад
It’s way deeper than that...
@U2BER2012
@U2BER2012 5 лет назад
It's seems like he's really trying, not to laugh, as he's telling his jokes. That's got to be extremely difficult.
@w.l.graves7228
@w.l.graves7228 6 лет назад
tremendously brilliant man ,,,!!! i miss him ..
@scoylevids
@scoylevids 5 лет назад
he is still alive I think
@camogrrl
@camogrrl 5 лет назад
He’s not dead
@stuartbromley3513
@stuartbromley3513 5 месяцев назад
He's still rocking it at age 68, he's the best
@gj2885
@gj2885 Год назад
Jesilnik owes this man royalties
@Olinlb
@Olinlb Год назад
"I live in a highrise apartment. The other day I took my dog for a walk. On the ledge. Most people are afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths" 🤣🤣🤣
@bernardcyrus8189
@bernardcyrus8189 5 лет назад
Dude a genius...simple yet funny
@Turbo44mag
@Turbo44mag 5 лет назад
The King of One liners.
@marthaleon8758
@marthaleon8758 6 лет назад
My favorite is. “I went to a restaurant that served breakfast anytime. I ordered breakfast in the Renaissance
@lawbail5956
@lawbail5956 6 лет назад
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@willybla1
@willybla1 5 лет назад
You mean french toast during the Renaissance I'm pretty sure that's what he said.
@geezerdombroadcast
@geezerdombroadcast 5 лет назад
"Ooooooohhhh Steven" please keep working? Where did the time go?
@tpnurdle1
@tpnurdle1 5 лет назад
Top 3 comedians EVER
@carlmanvers5009
@carlmanvers5009 5 лет назад
Too many comedians just tell unfunny stories about their lives. It's so nice to hear actual jokes.
@johnnycamine
@johnnycamine 5 лет назад
oh wow i never knew that zack galifianikis modeled his style after steven. at least thats what it seems like, they both ramble through one liners and short but sweet bits. i really love his comedy, never heard of him but i feel like i just stumbled upon a legend
@enfieldjohn101
@enfieldjohn101 4 года назад
He sure is a legend. He's been hilarious for a long time. Was pretty much the originator of surreal one-line comedy.
@BertrandLaurenceMusic
@BertrandLaurenceMusic Год назад
The great Zen Master of the absurd
@gb5776
@gb5776 5 лет назад
You ever lean back on two legs of a chair and just as you’re about to fall you catch yourself ? .......... I feel like that all the time.
@geetarguy777
@geetarguy777 5 лет назад
The babies on the beach one is jokes. "...it pisses me off."
@ildart8738
@ildart8738 4 года назад
This guy is like Monty Python on drugs.
@yrbadself
@yrbadself 5 лет назад
I remember seeing this when it first aired years ago.
@IAm-qf2xb
@IAm-qf2xb 5 лет назад
Kevin Anderson hey thanks
@nateman79
@nateman79 10 лет назад
Steven wright and Dave attell are the most underrated comics in history
@teresavaughn3058
@teresavaughn3058 9 лет назад
nateman79 I agree somewhat...but Steven has been around since the early 80s ...really since the late 70s...and he does carry some weight with the "over 50 " fans. For us he has proven himself every time.. Love his approach and his creepy honesty...
@marioiacolucci
@marioiacolucci 8 лет назад
big time!
@MerleBowers
@MerleBowers 6 лет назад
I'm going to have to find Dave Atell now!
@nikkimcdonald4562
@nikkimcdonald4562 6 лет назад
The master of dropping acid and keeping it together..
@wesleyAlan9179
@wesleyAlan9179 5 лет назад
I can drop acid and keep it together...(its shrooms that I cant
@davy1972
@davy1972 12 лет назад
"Yeah..I'll have some waffles.."
@flexibleatheist
@flexibleatheist 6 лет назад
2:31 Lmao. Wright is great and classy.
@peterpiper5064
@peterpiper5064 6 лет назад
*Insert line from video we just watched*
@RayTeerlink
@RayTeerlink 6 лет назад
Peter Piper 2 things I hate: 1. Hipsters trying to be ironic. 2. Lists.
@jayelam1707
@jayelam1707 6 лет назад
Babies don’t need vacations, yet I see a lot of them at the beach.
@camogrrl
@camogrrl 5 лет назад
No. Don’t tell em what to do
@dcsmooth
@dcsmooth 5 лет назад
To whoever posted this video.............”Thanks.”
@voicetube
@voicetube 5 лет назад
2:50… First time I have EVER heard Steven Wright say a "bad" word!!
@PhilFeedback
@PhilFeedback 6 лет назад
Classic comedy from Steven
@frankstidham1439
@frankstidham1439 6 лет назад
He is one of a kind, brilliant funny.
@gtrsuite
@gtrsuite 6 лет назад
Garfunkel does "Stand-Up" after Paul says "Enough!!!"
@freddiearmstrong121
@freddiearmstrong121 6 лет назад
Great one!!!!!! Lol
@mathemagician81
@mathemagician81 Год назад
Steven is a big fan of Salvador Dali and it started with him visiting a museum on a school trip in high school
@LovdevBarpaga
@LovdevBarpaga 13 лет назад
thanks for the upload
@gliixo
@gliixo 11 лет назад
Ahh the guy on the couch
@gavinwilshaw2312
@gavinwilshaw2312 3 года назад
I like to read between the lines - but I always take the precaution of checking the timetable first.
@kissmeraas
@kissmeraas 5 лет назад
*Thing that a guy said in a video we just watched*
@bobstewart8032
@bobstewart8032 4 года назад
Steven "is not" Wright but he is hilarious and a genius!
@Thosis
@Thosis 11 лет назад
There can be only one!
@publicpoet
@publicpoet 11 лет назад
I had a dog and when he was a puppy I named him Stay. lmao lmao. I used to drive a helicopter and could never find a place to park so I would just tie a rope to it and leave it running. lmao lmao
@TheGreggiraldo
@TheGreggiraldo 12 лет назад
6 people are mimes
@muznick
@muznick 6 лет назад
"I got busted for scalping low numbers at the deli."
@redbird28able
@redbird28able 4 года назад
"Sold a number 3 for 28 bucks."
@robertdenham9541
@robertdenham9541 6 лет назад
For awhile I was in the centrifugal air force. Lol
@trishc8427
@trishc8427 6 лет назад
Robert Denham bad Brian
@geoffdearth7360
@geoffdearth7360 5 лет назад
It makes more sense than the Space Force.
@LL-pk2uu
@LL-pk2uu 3 года назад
He is pure genius.
@MegaFarmer89
@MegaFarmer89 12 лет назад
the guy on the couch half baked
@kilroy987
@kilroy987 5 лет назад
I haven't heard any of this material - he should put out another album.
@route66photographers6
@route66photographers6 2 года назад
"Babies don't need a vacation." ROFL
@grinningg
@grinningg 11 лет назад
A sign in a lot said 'Lots For Sale'. Lots of what?
@hankbridges5055
@hankbridges5055 Год назад
The other day I remembered everything I forgot. 😂
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