Stop Trying To Give Birth At Disneyland 

The whole world lined up at that very moment.

OMG THATS AMAZING

I think you mean FAT balls

That was the balls

It was Zeus in the mortal world cheating on Hera😞

I hope so, it would be hilarious lol /lh

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Imagine if Mickey Mouse or one of the many other characters took their head off? That would break the magic. Disney can’t have that happen. What’s more likely to happen is that one of the staff will guide the character to the closest area where they can get into the tunnel system under the park. They would send out employees who were just wearing uniforms, security, or they might even have paramedics on site to quickly whisk the person to wherever they can get an ambulance to take the woman

one of the best comments I’ve seen on any RU-vid video

“Aughihuh! Goorsh! Mickey I think this lady’s Giving birth!” “Ahoh! On dear Goofy your right! We need to get the contract so we can have a new employee!”

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the cycle of life 💕💕🤩

Respawn

And her name is Phoenix!

ah yes, the crossover of life and death

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Classic mistake

I can change that for you. Hmu baby

Skill issue

Did you poop?

fair

There would probably be even more disney births

They only said “he” 😏

Forced to sing it’s a small world

That's how they get cast members

Might as well just make a Disney themed hospital with doctors and nurses dressed in Disney themed scrubs. Have a guy in a Mickey Mouse costume dressed like doctor greeting patients.

@@hope-cat4894 Please no 😭 childbirth is already so expensive without the Disney Theme Park logo slapped onto it 💀

@@hope-cat4894 coming soon to a Storyliving™ town near you

​@@hope-cat4894 Imagine going to school to be a Dr, and then having to wear a sweaty costume as you're trying to deliver a baby haha. Probably not how you imagined it, but it's funny for me to imagine it that way.

@@Gossamaggs That's why you make sure to get Goofy Insurance to cover the bills. 😂

Gremlin

@@fuecocogaming2657 abomination

Monké

Gremlin

Gremlin

Goofy is your father. Max is your brother.

Ahyuhyuyahoooooieeeeeee!

​@@user-mm8vw1ow1x Daddy?

Lmao

Bro was born on the wildest ride in the wilderness after the second wildest ride.

Neat

Why have I only heard about people spreading ashes at the Haunted Mansion specifically and not other places in the park? I’ve never been to disneyworld, so maybe I am missing something obvious.

@@alinadavis496 i think the ghost and death themeing of the haunted mansion makes people want to put their relatives ashes in there to "be with the other ghosts" or something, its so gross

@@alinadavis496 that's the only ride i can think of that is like completely covered and has mostly low light if im remembering right. i feel like if you're trying to be sneaky, that's the best ride to do it at

It is silly because they get vacuumed up, possibly thrown away or put somewhere else the deceased did not want. But that is their own fault for having a stupid & disrespectful way to spread their ashes.

Yeah, it’s weird. I spend more than 4 hours there and I get nauseous.

Disney was a mistake fr

It's a modern day cult imo. I could never be friends with a Disney obsessed person

@@GSP96 lemme go back in a time machine and give me a gun and I’ll go to Walt Disney’s house to fix the problem

It's a borderline religion for some people lol

wow that's dark :(

🤣🤣 nooooo

straight up chunks of brother-in-law

just gotta mince him up real small !

holy shit!!! I have no idea what your brother in-law looks like but I just got a pretty vivid mental picture of that. 🤣 the kids were traumatized.

Fly over in a helicopter and toss an arm at Mickey Mouse

Same

vine will never die

it was perfect

As someone who has yet to watch this video, I am CACKLING rn

*his FAT balls

That sounds like fair game. Unless it was only one of them not stopping.

by handsy i'm assuming u mean stuff that's not just regular PDA

​@@OliviaMcCaslinhands going places

sounds like a great jumpscare

*”hey don’t do that, ok?”* 💀

Wasn't the first guest at Walt Disney World given a lifetime pass?

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Do your employee passes work as season passes? When I worked at six flags and vale resort that's how it was. I guess it's lifetime if you work there forever 🤣

@@NF-pk5mo they work very similarly to annual passes, yes. You link them to your account on my Disney experience and then you just use them in the place of regular admission tickets. Sometimes park availability is a little more limited, but they’re now starting to move away from the reservation system (which was implemented during the pandemic) anyway. Today for example, I’m off work and there are no reservations required, and I might go over to EPCOT to ride a few rides and have a drink or two😊

​@@user-in1gv1uh2vmaybe but that still has nothing to do with giving birth

Wait I remember that too omg which video was it

@@blending_in if I'm not mistaken, it's the video where he made the movie review(s) of a woman who can't sleep without having to "sleep" with another guy & mannequins coming to live. The premise is that the main character of the 1st movie is supposed get married and Drew made that joke

Omg I was thinking the same thing 😂

@@niikariina thank you!!

Hahaha, well its a pretty good jook

this made me crack tf up

hyuks to hyuks LMAO

😂🤣🤣

"hyuks to hyuks" 😭😭💀

They do offer Disney funerals but not at the park.

i will think of "on the mouse" until the day i die

10/10 for the cast member who made that pun 🥁

Considering they treat their employees like human shit, and the American medical system is so destroyed and predatory we have golden age of television shows about people’s entire lives falling apart horrifically because of medical bills, the bare minimum somewhere sometimes from a mega corporation isn’t like, a feel good for me. This makes me feel like I’m living in hell.

Bro don't tell this to people, they're gonna cause themselves to need emergency help Disneyland 😂 Jk ❤

If you're showing up at the end of your last trimester, you _did_ plan it.

@@UnprofessionalProfessor well, doesn t have to be, some lack education, logical sense, ‚forgot‘ it, or their baby s early, or they just didn t expect it

@@akazienoel2009 Bullshit that they "forgot" it.

@@akazienoel2009 lmao unprofessional professor forgot that premies exist

​@@akazienoel2009 like what if you're 7 months in and on a ride but the baby decides "nah I'm outta here fr" and now you're at disney, in labor giving birth to a premature little man

I loved the Danny dad covering his kids eyes, then uncovering them when he heard "fast pass to space mountain"

Rightttt hahaha

@@casey7376 bouta get that fast pass for sure

it made me actually cackle akxjsbd

@@theheadlesshat5887 eww dont do that stupid keymash shit

i remember seeing the tumblr screenshot - “khsst. send in the street rat” got me EVERY time

Ew that's horrible

wow…

Hope they got thrown out after they did that

That's pretty funny

@JayLeeBeanz I mean I've never had corpse residue in my eyes, so I guess that cremains to be seen

I was trying to figure out whether he thought to add in that line _after_ writing the sketch or before

I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago...

can anyone tell me where that came from bc I heard it in a meme and I am unsure if it's just.. A saying or sth?

@@lisakitzinger6394 it’s a vine

@@lisakitzinger6394 it was a vine of a guy on the phone saying “so no head?”, throwing the phone on the ground, and snapping his skate board in half by jumping on it

Kung Fu Rabbit's another similar variety video

So I guess if you die while giving birth it's fair game?

I didn’t know about the death thing?

basically if someone is dying or is already dead they will try to revive them even when it's already too late until they exit the park where they're officially declared dead.

Woow that's so disrespectful to dying people I can't belive they do that wth, imagine if ur last dying moments , instead of being able to rest/ say bye to loved ones, ur just hurried away as quick as possible

They move them to a hospital to receive real medical attention, what else would they do, stand around and watch? 😅

People already pay that much in a normal hospital 😵‍💫

The average price of giving birth in a Florida hospital is $22k and in California $26k according to Google so they could ask for more

I feel like it would balloon into way more hassle than it would ever be worth. You couldn't just hire a doctor, you'd need emergency care if something goes wrong, you'd need nurses on staff, space for women to stay long(ish) term depending on recovery time. I'm also imagining the headlines if the worst happens and a baby dies on Disney property. Disneyland is designed to be free of real life problems, I doubt they want to bring in the possibility of death or disease.

​@@johanabi I mean. All the more reason

@Kiki its fucking unbelievable that asshole rich dudes still say "healthcare is accessible for everyone" when literally just the ability to give birth and not die has a price tag of over 25k

You have my sympathies

Grandma: “The two things I want want when I die is for you to spend a week at Disney World, and for you to pour my ashes on your favorite ride!” (At the park) Grandson: “ok here you go into the ride you’ll be able to live in now!” (Alarms goes off) Announcer: “There seems to be something in the water clogging the system, please wait for us to clean it all out and throw it away before we start the ride again for safety!” Grandson: “But those are my grandma’s ashes!” Everyone else: “WHAT!!!”

Yes, that ride specifically is the number one spot people request for their ashes.

this is what hell sounds like if you ask me

Did you catch Ross and Carol there too?

reminds me of that cartoon network film re-animated where the kid gets hit by a trolly and the Golly Gopher mascots are revealed to be brain surgeons just for the occasion. IRL the people playing the mascots are stage actors and the other cast members are like minimum wage.

Imagine hearing that your mom was the one who only went to a hospital after being told it was a myth! "so there I was locked in a bathroom.. Mickey was banging on the door.. Hey get lost lady, I'm trying to tell my son something personal! Just take the next ride!"

I knew a woman ten years ago who initially didn't want a hospital delivery. When I tactfully asked her why the f**k not, she said she wanted a memorable experience in her living room, just the family. I pointed out how she and or her baby dying unnecessarily in a pool in her living room would certainly be memorable if, God forbid, something went wrong. Especially with the perfectly good hospital ten miles from her house. A hospital which is fully staffed, equipped, educated, and experienced to handle a bad situation when shit goes sideways. No amount of feng shui's gonna restore the balance in the living room after a debacle like that. You really think you're gonna forget? Child birth, it ain't like dropping your keys off onto the table. How many mothers come across their babies and wonder, now where the hell did this come from?

@@tunawayFEMwash i mean home birth is very different from trying to have a baby at disney world lmfao

@@tunawayFEMwash actually historically more babies would be born alive in home assisted births, while medical births higher likely-hood of death, obv now we have much better medical assistance but doesn't change the fact that home births aren't inherently dangerous, studies also show women in calmer environments have healthier births, hospital vs home births is basically convenience vs comfort, a hospital birth can be destructive in many ways such as Epidural mishaps, failed c-sections etc, both HAVE risks, neither is inherently better, a gyno can tell you that,

“Haha- your baby is now property of Disney Corporate! HA HA!”

@@zaylinstar8883 you’re watching Disney channel!

@@zaylinstar8883 Mickey then throws the child in the coal mines

@@Ihaveagasmask Is that what the friking seven dwarfs are?

This entire reply section will forever be stuck in my head

Disney's expensive

yeah lmao

Gotta take advantage. You can have as many kids as u want

worth the loss of a child or two.

yea

We all have our quirks🤷🏻‍♀️

Disney obsessed adults are some of the worst people to date. Avoid at all costs

Pls tell me you draped her (minus the "d", but plus the D LMAO) after at least bro

Oh no she had a special interest in something that made her happy. So glad she got away from you

@@christalcavanaugh Are you insane? He just said to her they didn't click. Her reaction wasn't proportional at all and you're praising it? Looks like the Disney adult is here

Yes! I was searching through the comments for way too long to find somebody acknowledging it 😅

​@@Tycjaa Same!! 😂

haha true

that sketch made me laugh my ass off I felt the need to come and comment

Right?! The whole video was hilarious but that part fucking sent me

Good luck edit why so many likes and about to go to Disney world

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Gregnant

@@moodymoosh 😂

@@moodymoosh "They gather"

No, I don't think so.

he's gotta become people's sleep paralysis demons somehow

Yes he’s my new sleep demon

on his second channel (2 danny 2 furious) he's expressed how badly he wants to become people's new sleep paralysis demon so looks like he's making strides toward that goal

no, we aren't going to talk about it.

that’s true, and the beds in the Star Wars Hotel do look comfy 👀

@@claram6377 gworl-

New pick up line unlocked?

No don't tell them they will know to much

Now that. That is a real challenge

Sounds like kids. If it was sometime in the 2020’s, it was likely for a stupid TikTok challenge.

My family went to Disney World quite a few times throughout my childhood. We always kept to ourselves and were polite to the staff. It baffles me that some guests can be such self centered jerks.

​@@katherinesmallbean3594 I feel this way about being in a hospital. I try not to bother them too much because I know they have to deal with A LOT. Occasionally a nurse will remark something like, "you are such an easy patient." Obviously when someone is at the hospital, their attitude can range pretty widely, but even with that in mind, it baffled me that some patients can be such self centered jerks. . . Any nurses around who can confirm?

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@Pixel L A full course meal of no sirree

yep

k scar

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@@MK_ULTRA420 u mean mufasa

@@emolady666 lol no

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Did her surgery wound open or something?

I deadass don't know what to say 😰 wtf

@@0Flow0 I’m not sure! We had just finished the ride and she was in a couple logs ahead of me. We all had to stay seated as she was helped out of her seat by paramedics. This was quite a while ago, so I don’t remember the exact series of events. She was a bigger lady, and it seemed like it was across a lot of her stomach. I felt so bad for her. 😭 I’m a frequent visitor to the park and I’ve never had a more traumatizing experience. I can’t imagine what it was like for her.

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Literally. Plus idk why a PERSON would want to give birth in a gross public place. If I went into labor I would want to be in a hospital within minutes.

Exactly, like there’s a reason why doctors have rooms for birth

Pure selfishness!

No one thinks Disneyland wants to do it? What kind of question is that? People just do it anyway

It's one of these articles that basically cites the actions of a few disturbed individuals and inflates that into a cultural phenomenon. With the amount of people who go to Disneyland annually, it's hardly surprising there would be a few specific cases of this type. It doesn't mean shit and tells us nothing about anything except that the media is a myth machine. The media probably created or at least propagated the "lifetime pass for giving birth" myth in the first place, and then busted that myth by replacing it with another myth. I'm dubious of the human remains story, too. Anyone can claim to be a representative as an "unnamed source" and no one will ever know for sure because journalists don't name sources (who are often paid for their information by the journalist). Perhaps it happened once or twice but I wouldn't be surprised if it never did.

Ew

Builds a strong immune system 💪

Don't forget they partly own Morbius, which is the movie of all time.

and the newborns don’t even know who mickey mouse is

@@kaili5050 not yet

I totally agree. This sounds hilarious.

Crowning as well

@@sophie6413 "Aim and fire!"

Best part was him using the word "spawn"

did it work? i hope it did

I mean he is supposed to be a dog. But you know he doesn’t look like it...

You clearly haven't seen the Goofy Movies.

it is actually heavily implied that goofy is just his own species

@@joopyscoopy i thought he was a dog? there was also discussion that hes a cow but that got debunked i think

I think he’s supposed to be a cow, but because he looks more like a dog; the latter became universally accepted.

I live in Illinois and knew a girl like that, it was weird as hell lol

I'm in California near LA & we have them too they brag about their passes too. don't brag about spending stupid amount of money on a corporation I will think less of you 😅

@@meekonaleash the bumper stickers and chase credit card I can't 😫

Disney is great but making a company/corporation your personality is strange and probably not healthy

A poster or a dress is one thing but giving birth there is gotta be the definition insane disney adult

Good ol’ company towns! What could possibly go wrong with your employee owning all the infrastructure you rely upon?

Everything about walt that isn't cartoons is really sad.

This is 100% true! Folks should look up what the EPCOT Walt originally wanted was going to be (a futuristic city controlled by Walt outside the government's control).

It is especially weird considering that Pixar's WALL-E's is about the company Buy n Large having complete control over the lives of many people. Ironic that this was released by Disney.

There's a town in florida called celebration which was quite literally developed by disney. They sold it in 2004 but it was supposed to be a utopia of sorts

What was their announcement, didn’t hear anything and I’m just curious

@@NCSGaming15 Danny’s becoming a dad

@@FruityKoala yo that’s crazy

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I feel bad for your mom's body

Pregnancy GOAT 😤😤 Mfs WISH they could know pregnancy like her

Imagine getting a 13th of your mothers total love, care and attention 😂😂😂

Hey it’s sis

WAIT WHEN DDI DREW SAY IT LMAO

Yes link it pls

@@bribe2344 i think he said it in the video "I have more christmas movies to complain about"

But they are not the same person. They may have similar lives, they may have similar wives, but they are different nonetheless

@@no.one.a113 you didn't get the joke

I can only think of the environmental impact. :( Especially in the freaking desert

I'm glad that this EXACT memory is universal

What's sepsis

@@avii8793 it’s an infection that moves to all the systems/ organs in your body (I was being a bit dramatic but also not really)

@@JesseDanLee ohh okayyy related literally to septic Thanks (Haha, I get you, I'm like that too)

From my experience disney bathrooms are usually pretty clean. Universal on the other hand…

Yeah women can just reproduce asexually.

you can calculate the date of birth

They can

It makes it sound like women are fish swimming upriver to spawn their eggs

It's called booking a stay around your due date

You dont

@@thedutchbrothers1866 I don’t what ? lol

Honestly I read that in the voice of Patton Oswald did on that one stand up he did on American foreign policy (you can look it up but bare in mind it’s kind of that edgy 2000’s humor, like it has the R-word in it)

How dare you puke

@@Baldjotarokujo honestly the audacity I had

@@micah4847 What were you thinking

"I puked outside It's A Small World and a cast member told me I was killing the vibe." is such an amazing concept. I'd be sure to say it on first dates.

MATERIALIZED💀

Right?? My family loves going to Disney every once in a while because we are really into the immersive storytelling and theming and stuff. But I also know that’s not everybody’s ideal vacation because everyone has different tastes, I can’t stand the Disney fans that expect everyone else to feel the same way.

I’m a Disney fan and the Disney fandom are mainly normal. Those “Disney fans” are just weirdos. They’re making the fanbase look bad.

thanks Astolfo, very insightful

Also by that same measure, they are kind of crappy disney fans for just believing a rumor instead of verifying the reality of the situation. it's like they are Disney fanatics on the outside because they know disney is popular

@@eko9554 eh, all fanbases have crazies. There were people in the Metal Gear Solid fanbase that sent death threats to Hideo Kojima because he didn't want to direct Metal Gear Solid 4.

WTF

so it was you that i saw last time? can't believe you would do that in the happiest place in the world 😕

you can still try just pretend you don't ;D

@@RayirthGandhi its a joke dude

dont give up queen!! that lifetime pass is staring you in the eye

Tall baby, he just hit his growth spurt young-

Build an elaborate stroller that hides their body, so only their head is seen "attached" to a fake 3 year old's body. Lol.

@@SoManyRandomRamblings y’all know how big 16-year-old boys are many of them are over 6 feet and over 200 pounds you would have to have a ginormous stroller and a lot of make up to cover up the fact that that is a 16 year old, not a Three year old

this isn’t exactly the same, but I worked an amusement park, and I had a mother try to get her obviously 16-17 year old daughter onto a kiddie ride, claiming that the girl was 10 years old. This “ten year old” was taller than me, a 20 year old. People will try dumb shit to get their kids on rides, even little kiddie rides.

@@blackqweenmars yeah, that's the joke

i'm very firm in my decisions to never be pregnant and never go to disney land but oh my god this is now a lingering anxiety

It wouldn’t be fun 9 months pregnant right? Like you have to walk a lot

Fortunately, that one’s really easy to avoid-just don’t go while you’re pregnant.

@@tsifirakiehl4250 or just don’t go at all 😳

SAME

Even if I never gave birth, I can imagine how much of a nightmare that is You barely get any privacy. it's way too noisy at the park. Staff can caught you. And doing all of this without medical help is just...

Ikr it’s life threatening enough already

i am not a woman but i can't image how extremely uncomfortable it would be too have thousands of people looking at you or near you while you do that

disneyland disaster 💅🏻

Also I'm just not buying that lady's story that she went to Disney while 40 weeks pregnant and went on all these rides all day long with her son ignoring her contractions because she couldn't time them. I went to Disney while pregnant and I was only allowed to ride like....4 things, just the suuuuuper slow animatronic rides that are built for 3-year-olds. Otherwise I was just sitting on a bench eating food waiting for everyone else to get back from riding on the cool rides lol

Imagine if Disney starts banning people for life bc they tried to/gave birth at Disney.

Thankfully, I am part of the 6 peoples that lives in a country with free healthcare!

that alone would enable you to pay for your whole town to have life time passes tbh

Truly

@@ebbiebean9385 but that wouldn’t be fair to ppl who genuinely did not think they were gonna go into labor while at disney

It's really great

Loved the Vine reference in it too

same omggg

Possibly his best sketch

It killed me 😂

Now I'm imagining the first person to give birth there just being held at gunpoint to go

I’ve seen pregnant people in Disney just rent a scooter and try to have as much fun as possible. But going to disney with any physical inconvenience is such a chore. Disney is fun but not that fun.

@@echo_is_probably_sleeping now I believe that THAT'S what actually happened and it would be difficult to convince me otherwise

I would be so pissed to be at Disneyland, a really expensive, awesome experience, while pregnant. Not just all the walking. Just having to look at all the fun to be had and you aren't allowed on anything. No rollercoasters, none of the fun flat rides, having to watch out what to eat. It would be like going to a buffet while starving and you aren't allowed to do anything but watch other people eat.

I went 7 months pregnant, it rained a lot and honestly yeah it sucked. A bunch of my friends were going so that's why I went that late. Though I didn't care about missing the coasters cause it meant a chance to sit down hahaha

Did you tell your mom that if she does that than her brother is just gonna basically end up in a vaccum cleaner

Nahhhhhhhh

Did you convince her tho

Yikes, how’d that go

I read it as my mom threw up in Garden Grove and was very confused sorry for your lose

I would be embarrassed

i would be petty and cut contact with them for a while until they're realize how bizarre that shit is

you had me at the first half with the gender neutral language… but i doubt any trans person would do this so cis women can take this ☺️

​@@Poedoco very funny

@@Poedoco what's gender neutral

WHAT

HUH

sarcasm

ew

I try to make a baby every time I go to a theme park. I have no idea how successful I am.

Elaborate????

@@elizabethsmith7224 for example Golden Oak, a whole neighborhood located close to the park where only rich disney adults live currently,, also the disney built cities Danny mentioned in the video lmao

@@tetsupannn ahh

@@elizabethsmith7224 Disney is creating a Storytime™️ Neighborhood.

Storyliving sounds dystopian as hell holy shot