I Wasted $1000 On A "Tactical Stroller" 

So a Tuesday?

I don't hafta imagine - I just did! ........ohhh you mean in person?

Haha

its walmart, thats not the weirdest thing happening there lolol

not even that out of place lol

He got it after starting his family.

@@TrueSpace61 Weird, cuz he said himself that he found out during the filming of this video.

@@Avendesora found out, not decided to.

@@TrueSpace61 He still didn't get it after starting his family like you originally said lmao. This is a stupid goalpost to change, just take the L.

@Avendesora OK but technically he had already started his family if he found out during the video.

I bet they’d just found out or had just started trying around when this he posted

I believe this was around the time she got pregnant so I'm sure he already knew ❤

@@swordinthestone313 people don't usually know the exact week they get pregnant lol it's after 4-6 weeks unless they were trying.

​@@samaraisnt well they were probably trying for a baby around this time

@@swordinthestone313 October babies are conceived in February, not mid January. :)

I cant stop thinking about Danny pushing his future baby down the street then ramming it into a curb as hard as possible

Hopefully he doesn't feel the need to tackle curbs like a linebacker.

​@@QuickIguana or else the baby's gonna be shaking around in its seat like an Italian Greyhound the entire time

that baby better be a tactical baby

@@insomaniac1796 it will be

With all the things he’s covered on this channel I was also fully expecting that

I also thought that from the title

my thoughts exactly!

Same lol

@@Jiyu_Starfam nice pfp

Btw we should also respect that Danny should, and probably will keep his babies face off of the Internet!

😂

Lol true. The announcement threw me a loop for this exact reason.

They didn't even "know it" though. October babies are conceived in February. This was posted in January. Laura wouldn't have even known if she was pregnant by the time this video was finished 😂

Good point, especially when you consider how much time it would have taken to prepare for the video beforehand. Chances are they had decided they wanted a kid, but Laura wasn't pregnant yet when Danny started this video.

@@nomoretwitterhandles but they were probably trying to get pregnant. I think he wanted to buy a good stroller and write it off as a business expense 😅. It’s honestly genius

Once he fell in love with Chewbacca it was a sure thing. Alternatively, he looked at that price tag and said, well better use it.

This. And I've not run with many strollers in my life, but if the tripping hazard isn't just Danny I could see some real trouble happening. Imagine trying to jog with your baby, or trying to run from a dangerous situation, and you wind up going head-over-heels-over-baby

yeah i dont think only having a bar to keep baby in place in a sitting stroller is a good idea, it might work for a toddler but for a wee baby you should be able to clip it in like in a car seat

​@@ciciamanda. There was a proper seatbelt though, it just probably wasn't made for the baby Chewbacca + dumbbell + gun baby that Danny had.

At least they put the baby catcher

@@IHadSoManyIngots oh i didnt see that. Well they still shoulve kept the chewbacca+dumbbel+gun babies in mind, theyre kids too you know

Daddy Godzales

closeted dad is a crazy term

Laura definitely got him pregnant and he just hasn't found out yet

@@sixstringepic7052 yes

@@t.h496 fr 😭

Fr

I think he knew she was pregnant before this video🤔

@@fridamrch4759yeah based on how she looks probably a few months in so either right after or before this video

@@fridamrch4759no baby due in October

​@@Deathisnice. You know most people find out they're pregnant way before the baby's gonna pop out, right? It's very possible that they already knew back then

Yup

WHEN DID HE ANNOUNCE THIS??

I did the math, she’s been pregnant for 3 months, this video came out three months ago-

Fr

@@lilaselden4897 the baby is due in October so she’s around 4 months

As a mom though I actually want to buy this😂

Nvm it's almost $1000💀💀💀

@@m0bz0mb39 but what happens if your baby is in danger from snipers?????? Better safe than sorry

@@tester1991 *adds to cart*

@@m0bz0mb39 lol theres a stroller that's a thousand dollars with like no storage space.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA IM DYINHGG

You mean the payload?

Payload*

You could also put a bomb in the stroller as a makeshift grenade

Balance has been restored

finally two genders can be exploited by capitalism instead of just one

Oh the camo/cayote tax has been HUGE in the firearm/ gear world for awhile. Now that it’s becoming a lifestyle thing it’s just getting worse

@@bcc5701 Procreation happens more often than going to war I’d imagine

@@ewyes5935 in modern day, yeah, but wouldn’t that be a fascinating comparison to put up to question for history to answer? Lol

I second this. He didn't really even need to annouce anything but I'm glad her did

Also controversial but he doesn't have to name the baby Greg

@@Avery_0nlineOfc he doesn’t! Espically if it’s a girl

Fr, in fact I kinda want him to keep the baby's identity a secret for their own safety

Yeah, it’s probably best for the kid anyway

Ikr, and it was done BEFORE she got pregnant too! (seriously guys pls do math 😭)

@@nomoretwitterhandles This was posted January 29th, the baby is due in October. This is likely right after they found out Laura was pregnant, especially if the baby is due in early October. The math lines up.

@@nomoretwitterhandles 1+9 does equal 10

@@sushi287 pregnancy is closer to ten months than it is to nine

He said he had already bought the stroller when they found out! 😂 can't make this shit up!

Yoooo! You were a baby once? Did you get promoted to adult?

tactical in a sense of military-grade, because not all military-grade products are actually made with quality in mind but rather quantity for more soldiers to use, military-grade is just false marketing to make any soldier feel confident that they are carrying something hardcore like the military, the use of the word "tactical" stroller is just marketing to make people think they have something that is bada$$ that the military would use but again like the term military-grade it's not really built with quality in mind nor is it even remotely good compared to what a civilian product could do

@@placeholderdoe Maybe he was promoted to teenager. Who knows?

I'm so glad you recovered 🙏

The TAS (tactical assault stroller)

can confirm my father used this for me as a child and now i’m the rock

I fell into one of these and then was instantly able to deadlift a forklift.

@@dimitri7615 Amateur. After being in this stroller, I could deadfork a lift lift. Think before you brag.

I love the effort put into this comment 👏🏻

i was ready to ask what rich people you knew who would gift an almost $1000 pram and how i could become friends with these people

He had to make it a combo

And as a huge favour to the mom

Idk I don’t think those kind of dads would even care enough in the first place lol.

danny literally read the guys about page.... why needlessly slander strangers. mans just got bad taste is all

@@rat_grandpa That could be completely made up though. You've got to be a bit of a wrongun to think of this idea and try and make a business out of it lol

@@rat_grandpa and just from those few sentences you can tell its actually not the baby stuff that bothers him but associated femininity. "I was surrounded by pink and purple" ye, you have a little girl and most stuff for little girls is pink and purple dude. I wish baby stuff wasn't genderized but it is and it just comes with the territory of having a baby girl. But even something as neutral as rubber ducky on a diaper is too much for our manly man, because anything cute and about babies is feminine for him So the easiest and right conclusion is that he thinks being a parent is a womans work and he feels insecure doing it. Which is fucked up on so many levels, i hope he gets over it before his daughters grow up to find out their dad thinks less of them The stroller he presents is for men, not for babies, which.. the only function of it is that its for the baby A kickass tactical stroller doesnt have to have camo, but it should have something to ensure the toys dont fall off, because children kick them off constantly He didn't even mention anything about toy or food holders. Which are more important and tactical than masculine colors and insecure grown mans ego

Honestly, I'd probably just assume he's doing it for social media. I've been here too long, anything extra strange can be explained that way 😂

“Chubaka”

chubaka

Honestly if I didn’t already know how to spell Chewbacca I’d probably spell it the way you did too

“chubaka” sounds like some weeb calling you a ‘baka,’

Yes, nine months *after* this video. October babies are conceived in February. She wouldn't have known if she was pregnant during the filming of this video. It IS just coincidence.

@@nomoretwitterhandles im not saying she would have known she was pregnant in this video... i was saying the baby was conceived during the production of this video haha also no, october babies are conceived in january, source the two of my sisters with october birthdays who were the result of birthday ""celebrations"" (my fathers birthday is in january) his birthday is jan 10th and theirs are oct 8 and oct 15, almost exactly 9 months later!

And he could barely think of IPA 😂

How could he forget the dinosaurs

@@mustbetheSUN & trucks

​@@finx3 what about the muscles?

Camping maybe?? Hunting? Footbasebasketball?

Needs a ghillie throw over

Hahaha it's so specific and true. Wash your assholes, people!

The "I say no homo before eating a banana" squad

LMFAOO😭😭😭

😭

LMAO

Lol

Barbecue

sacrificing the baby in the process, which is a tactical decision based on the weight of the situation

@@thedeliveryboy1123 no the baby is also gonna be in full cameo

oh shit you were in the box??

@@nicolle2126 LMAOO

I think he confused "most tactical way" with "most American way". Honest mistake.

@@nicolle2126 😭lol

@@marioman1242 LMFAO- FR

My mom had the same reaction 😭

parents just know i guess lol

October babies are conceived in February. Did you forget that October is the 10th month? 😂 She wouldn't have even known the moment she got pregnant. This was pure coincidence.

@@nomoretwitterhandles pretty sure it would actually have been january, making may the 4th month and october the 9th

@@nomoretwitterhandles 10-9=1. January. also as an october baby, i feel qualified to say that i’ve been told i was conceived in january

@@nomoretwitterhandles Maybe not pure coincidence. They could have been trying for a baby around this time. Also, an October baby could absolutely have been concieved in January.

@@nomoretwitterhandles umm. Buddy? Let’s assume it will be born october 25th, near the end of the month. (Even though they said they were due for early I believe). That’s most likely January 31st.

Kaitlin Bennet definitely has a dad like this

or one of those weird guys who screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU NOT HAVE A DOBERMAN AND LET YOUR WIFE DO THINGS THAT'S NO REAL MAN THAT'S NO ALPHA! :O" on twitter would buy and show everyone.

@RedStar 123 dude stop LMAO spam lying isn't going to make anyone want to watch your videos

yeah

Tac

@RedStar 123 you malfunctioned. You said the same thing twice bot.

Literally so happy Danny gave birth! So proud of him

Bruh 💀

Sadly these always happen to good comments 😢

He’d better 😂

It's 1k dollars, i dont think he'd have much of a choice at this point 😭

OH SHIT you cracked the secret message!!!!!

Critical thinking skills at work here

this is for the veterans to the birthing game mentioned in the disney video LMAO

YOUR MIND???? I think you’re onto something

THIS AGED LIKE FINE WINE

Yes.

💀

Real

💀💅

Make this a top comment now

@RedStar 123 ...

@RedStar 123 npc

@@megangustafson4829 It's a bot, it's not gonna see your replies

@@jessequeen4550 sooo. npc 😭

@@jessequeen4550 So its an actual npc

Or they think it is just some new age soy military training cause men arent allowed to be men anymore.

@RedStar 123 you commented twice, get outa here ya bot 😂😂

“There’s a strange guy over there throwing a baby doll into a tree” “oh yeah that’s just Danny, don’t worry about him”

I’m from Chicago too, I can tell you oddballs and weird people are nothing out of the ordinary here

@@KiloOne literally anywhere and everywhere there are people like that.

OMGMGMGM IM SCREAMKNG

The disneyland video was like forever ago though lmao

Have any of the other reviews talked about how the stroller would fare in a combat setting? I think not!

I was thinking the same thing 😂 I hope Danny would review more things 😂

I was thinking the same thing like please try more baby products.

congrats!

Congratulations!!

How is this not pinned?!

Haha verified account with 2 comments and 28 likes

This is precisely what I was expecting from the title.

False advertising.

@@melbapeach162 well he changed it now lol

I couldn’t recover from that lmao

@@anna-jk99 Thats because of the stupid rotating wheels on the front-end and hard tyres. My kids used to push each other up and down the football field behind our house with each other in the old pram as fast as they could and never did those wheels spin sideways and anyone go -arse -over kite lol. They weren't designed to. The hard tires will absorb no pressure and tip hitting even the smallest object and I don't want to imagine what it might be like going up a flight of stairs. Slide off each step probably. There are prams and buggies around that are 40-50-60- yrs old and even if they're now used as carts they're still holding up.Thought a man had designed this and it might be built to last---more than 5 minutes. I'm disappointed.

I can't stop laughing at "OW MY BUTT!"

Same lol

literally hed to pause the video to regain my composure

time stamp pls

Why do y'all say everything is fragile masculinity or toxic masculinity? If a girl wants something to be be pink and girly when it doesn't have to be is that fragile femininity? No it's just making something speak to you and what you like so you enjoy using it more. What is wrong with that?

what's fragile masculinity?

@@alwaysannoyedforever518 Because it doesn't advertise itself as a "cool camo stroller for people who like camo". It specifically mentions "you don't want to look like your WIFE huuuh looser? You want to look like a manly man and that's why you need camo!".

@Majin Perez It's a phrase used for Men who are afraid to do "girly" or feminine things because it makes them think they are weak

Honestly, I'd pay for that service.

I think he's onto something though.

Why can I actually see someone paying for that

Betterhelp has ads aimed at men. Not that extreme, but not that far off

The fact that so many men would actually use it, especially the middle aged dads

I mean it does sound cooler

What trauma?

"What? You think I'm not strong enough to resist interrogation?! I'll go and show you what a real man looks like!"

I'm not even kidding, there's psychological research into "strength-based" therapy that apparently is much more appealing to traditionally masculine men (I wrote a research paper about what needs to be changed in therapy marketing to attract young men but I wrote it all through one night so there's just certain flashback sequences I remember). I think you're onto something here.

@@lollie7141 the trauma that some men have

tactical interrogation. gotta let them know it’s gonna be military tough

I can promise you, most men who'd buy this kind of this probably already think of normal therapy as interrogation.

AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY AT SCHOOL?! *stabs you in the thigh*

And everything is the same as a regular therapy appointment except they're inside of a tank in the middle of a field.

DO YOU THINK YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH YOUR MOTHER MEANT THAT YOU BECAME AFRAID TO CREATE INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS? THE TRAUMA, TELL US WHAT IT MEANS!

lol

can confirm, i was the baby's eyes edit: [vision sounds]

this fits under amy’s comment so well

As a tactical stroller, I can confirm you are a baby

As the concept of tactics, I can confirm it is the most stroller I’ve ever seen.

based on my calculations (and my mom helped a little) he might’ve known at this point. because if he’s due in october then she’s 4 months in, meaning that she was maybe 2 or 3 weeks in. but that is still a little early to tell so i’m really not sure with this one

@@averagemarswell either way they were definitely trying for a baby around this time!

@@Avery_0nline HELP ME THE IMPLICATIONS FOR THIS ARE WILD.

@@Avery_0nline yeah they were definitely at least trying. altho I guess it could have been a happy accident ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@@averagemars the implications are actually Extremely normal! idk how old you are but if you're older than like 16 it would be really silly to think that danny and his wife were not doing what husbands and wives do but I guess now you know. some people get really weird whenever someone says "we're trying for a baby" and they make a big deal of it like "ew gross I didn't need to know that!" even though it's like literally the most normal thing in the world and if it didn't happen, you wouldn't be here.

good comment i enjoyed it

I have a feeling he already has a kid OTW if he’s getting stroller ads and bought one

Lol

@@elfiqueadaeze1944 that’s exactly what I was thinking

@@elfiqueadaeze1944 i was literally just looking for one comment to say the same thing i was thinking

@@elfiqueadaeze1944 for real when he said he needed to test the stroller I was fully expecting him to be like "surprise! This is our brand new baby"

I hope everything goes well!!!

Congratulations 💕 Take care

Wellll don’t leave us in suspense…. Yay or nay on the tactical stroller as the stroller chosen to stroll (tactically) with your future baby? And what does your husband think??😂😂 Kidding aside (haha ‘kidding’… I’ll see myself out) congrats and best wishes for your new little one 💜

I hope your baby comes out healthy and grow up to be a wonderful person

@@jenniferlynn120 lmao you sound like a fun person to be around 😂💐

Speak for yourself.... that, a tub of margarine, and a 5 pack of organic Kolbassa sausages is all I need for a perfect weekend.

That scene was quite uh something

@@mfitzburger5137 what the fuck..?

Finally Denny and Logan pail's s3x tape leaked

When did that happen lol

thats what i was thinking 🧐🧐

Hmmm👀 sus😂😂😂

I WAS LIKE IS ANYONE ELSE THINKING HE IS TRYING TO ELUDE US TO SOMETHING HERE😂😂❤

i literally thought so

Nah this was on my bingo card of 2023 soo😎😏

It might be a major safety hazard but hey, you gotta keep the enemy guessing. Never let them know your next move

@@v.xien. I don't think it would happen with an actual baby, after all that doll is not shaped like a real baby so.

@@bagelbra1n yeah it was a joke bagel brain

@@bagelbra1n yea it's a joke ya lil weasel butt

It's a feature, not a glitch 😂

reply

Who knows maybe they have a baby on the way 👀🫃🏻

Fr tho

@@weirdyoutubechannels no thnx m8, i only drink water

Their* please, for the love of god

You didn’t need to edit your comment. It was sweet and insightful, and people who correct spelling and grammar on social media are pathetic.

@@creepersonspeed5490 God* please, for the love of their

@@mlvldrdg1494 pro gamer move

Exactly the comment i wanted to find. Is it miserable that men feel this ashamed of caring for their own children? Yeah. But if this helps them make a normal effort? Sure, go for it dude.

When Danny was trying to figure out how to collapse the stroller, there was a brief moment of him accidentally making the handlebar longer. Based on other comments I suppose that is actually the only reason to buy this stroller (although I'm sure there are others that have this feature anyways).

@@alexspeakman761 yeah I have an UppaBaby and it has this feature too.

Bugaboos have it too

I'm only 168cm and I stil sometimes kick the rear axle

@@alexspeakman761 The top handle does extend, but you'll still be kicking the rear axle if you're tall, just like with shopping carts. It's just a typical stroller with some camo. I'd imagine there's some "jogging strollers" with a better rear design, but if you're tall you still need to take little shuffle steps with this Veer/"Tactical stroller".

this is the best comment.

the exposed midriff >>>>

Daddy Gonzalez

@@ShanemanFP lol my

Or not I’m not good at math

It would of been January October is the tenth month making it 9 months from January

Hmmm maybe he really is perganante

@@msd7544 will stoller hurt baby top of his head?

@@catrinacoons390 Babby will be just fine, me thinks

Tbh the stroller should just, not come with instructions. I’m sure is a liability though, so the first page of it should just be “we are disappointed in you.”

😂😂

crying

lmao fr

fax

the is so sad but so true 💀

LMAO

and then proceeds to destroy it

Or daughter, haha

Lmao

imagine it's not even the stroller he ends up using

My husband said the same thing lol

I definitely thought that was just going to be the very last part of the video

Came to the comments to look for "congratulations" messages 🤣

Lol that's what I thought too 🤣

no me too

I used to have to duct tape my baby to my AR15 and carry that around. I felt like a fraud, though, because everyone who looked closely could see that the gun was unusable. But with this stroller, I will FINALLY be able to push my baby around AND use my gun at the same time! This is going to change everything for me!

So this is why my dad left me, I should probably send a link to this product so he can come back

Ahh so that's why my dad never loved me!

I know right? LOL

@@perplexed1783 damn that's deep but honestly same

That idea legit has legs

Sounds like a Stanzi sketch

@@screwyourhandle wait thats so true 😭

@@screwyourhandle LMFAOO REAL

You mean thanks Danny lol?

That sounds terrifying.

bruh literally im actually crying

It has actually happened to me, 90% terrifying, 10% hilarious (Toddler was fine 😅)

@@TheBenenen My brother actually did this when I was a baby and I have a huge scar on my head from it where I had to have 7 stitches💀

@@m0bz0mb39 lmao I’m sorry though, I’m glad your here to tell us this now. Thank you for your sacrifice 😂

Toxic masculinity is cancer

Something about following up "into the world" with "out of this world" just got me laughing ridiculously

Well if it gets them more involved in their kids lives I guess its the, whatever works method.

So it's wrong making something that appeals to the market or what are you saying?

@@ghostoflazlo that these dudes need an actual personality

Love the reference

L

I know wtf LOL

To be fair though I doubt anyone would actually be doing archery in an outdoor range in the middle of Illinois winter

As an award winning archer we aim at the target not people in camo

@@spygod10 as an amateur archer, when I see someone in camo it’s on sight

But does it have rubber duckies on it?

If it doesn’t have camo on it you are not a true man.

My second baby is on the way and I'd love to know which stroller you bought because it sounds like exactly what we need! 🙏🏾

Is it tactical tho?

Only one cup holder? Pathetic.

The joke was him pretending to be a little kid complaining that the seat was uncomfortable 🙄 Not the sick place your thoughts immediately went to.

​@@StellaMarisma isn't Danny being a kid the terrifying part? He's embracing his young face instead of lying to us that he's older and it's terrifying. What "sick place" were you referring to? /s /j

Yes that was absolutely disturbing. I would like to never mention it again.

No literally- When he said that i was like "😳i feel like i shouldnt be here 😅"

@@StellaMarisma considering you’re the only one talking about a “sick place”, you must already be there. Disgusting