I don't know what exactly I expected from this story, but the true outcome was far more foul than I could have ever imagined. My heart goes out to you, my friend
@@elyse_myers I love your shorts so much, this was the first full-length vid i came across & omg, more please 😂 Its rare to find someone else that can make utterly mortifying moments into a hilarious story for others, its a trait my family values above all else lol. Ok like say if i peed my pants in some mortifying moment, but no one saw it- i know the normal reaction would be relief & silence, buuut my overwhelming instinct is to immediately text someone close, with the whole absurdly embarrassing story, until i make them pee *their* pants laughing. Why... WHY?! 😂 I don't know it just feels better somehow if it can make others laugh, like then at least the trauma had some value? Also i cant stop sounding out "I love your shorts" in my head, worried its phrased oddly & imagining you looking down at your actual shorts like 'what a weird thing to say' 😂🤦♀️ Apologies, most days my brain is like a data server room filled with raccoons playing with the wires. Your stories crack me up & make me feel seen, ty 💜
My kids caught me listening to this & we all finished it together. They thought it was the funniest thing they’d ever heard in their lives. My daughter said “oh, so this is why you listen to podcasts all the time! I gotta start listening too!! Don’t ever listen to her without me again!!!!” Your story telling skills are second to none!!! Kids are the most sincere audience 🤣💓💐
I was so stressed listening to this, I can’t even imagine actually experiencing it. Also, I’ve been on flights where the seatbelt sign is off almost the entire time and people still go to the bathroom whenever they need to. I guess it depends on how strict the crew are feeling like acting.
Lol oh my God, how do you live some of my literal nightmares and survive to share the tales? Girl, you have my DEEPEST sympathies for enduring that flight 😭😂
yes! another elyse upload! LIVING for the increased flow of content (not expecting or assuming it from her, just incredibly joyful every time she pops up in the subscription box)
The way I was repeating, "Oh no! Oh NO!" over and over as you were approaching the flight attendant cleaning the toilet. 😱 I was so sure turbulence was going to throw you into him, shoving his head INTO the toilet! I'm so glad that didn't happen. You're the best storyteller ever!!!
At least you said something. I would be so afraid they'd think it was me that I definitely would not be the one to break that news! I'm so sorry it was such a nightmare.
People are weird. A million years ago I worked as an asst. manager in a retail establishment that had bathrooms that were open to customers. One night, one of the employees came up to me and quietly let me know that there was an issue in the men's restroom (no pun intended. Ok, maybe pun fully intended). The kid looked like he was going to vomit. Thankfully, I was not the only supervisor on duty that night. The manager was a really good natured guy who took one for the team. He went into the bathroom and came out looking as shattered as anyone you've ever seen. He told me that someone had taken an elephantine dump in there and that he could only surmise that the individual had stood on the toilet seat and pressed their ass cheeks up against the wall as they were defecating. About 3 feet above the toilet. "An elephant had to have shat in there!", were his exact words. There were distinct sneaker prints on the top of the toilet tank. Dude must have been an acrobat and/or a contortionist to accomplish this feat of stinky vandalism. No other surfaces were covered in shit. Not the sink. Not the door handles. Not even the handle of the toilet. Just the wall. I was told that he quantity of fecal matter on the wall was unbelievable. Like, how in the world could one human contain all _that_ ?, unbelievable. Instead of delegating the horrible cleanup job to me or any of the other employees on shift, my manager took care of it himself. He grabbed a plastic garbage bag, cut neck and arm holes in the bag, suited up in it and put on a pair of long rubber gloves. Armed with a bottle of disinfectant and huge roll of paper towels and a second huge trash bag, our hero entered the crime scene. When he came out of the bathroom 30 minutes later, looking green around the gills, the staff gathered and gave him a standing ovation. I vowed to buy him a drink of his choice after work. Good old Ed.
my brother had to clean an entire large washroom-one toilet, about 15 years ago when a customer used the staff washroom and got s*** everywhere!! took him 4 hours to clean it, the rest of his shift
As someone who once had to use multiple vomit bags on a descent into Switzerland (the bags, oddly, were not all that waterproof either), and apologetically told the flight attendants while deplaning (there was nothing more I could do!!!), the professionalism and, honestly, kind and gentle reassurance they displayed was super-human. God bless them for that. I can haunt and shame myself enough; I didn't count on a group of people I had _deeply_ inconvenienced making me feel like I was okay
I'm halfway through and cackling, I'm laughing so hard...but disgusted at the same time. I can't tell you how much I needed this laugh. You have truly brightened my day. I truly am sorry you had to experience this though!!
Manifesting pee happens every time I go to the cinema. I always get my snacks and drink, take my seat and five minutes into the movie my brain suddenly goes: DO YOU HAVE TO PEE?! MAYBE NOT NOW BUT MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE TO DURING THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE AND YOU'LL MISS IT!
Literally when me and my dad saw Dune part 2 he got up to pee at the part where Paul reveals who his grandfather is. LITERALLY THE WORST TIME TO GET UP. Never has something reinforced an irrational fear of mine more than that moment
Hi Elyse!! hope youre having a great day, i love that you are always so open and dont edit a whole bunchof stuff out just to seem “normal” and that has really helped me in my mental health journey
I've learned that pre boarding and all the sections before mine take forever, so I can wait until the very last minute to use the bathroom without being worried.
I have such anxiety with anything and everything that can go wrong in my life, every single day. I do not know how you still manage to have such gumption to keep doing things that are waaay out of your comfort zone. Keep on keepin on beautiful soul.
My god you are so relatable 😅 I really love your storytelling. PS. Try not to second guess yourself (I know how hard it can be to overcome imposter syndrome) you ARE a fantastic writer and storyteller ✨
Your storytelling is on a level which very few people in this world will ever reach. I actually had to stop the video MULTIPLE times to recover from my laughter, wipe away tears and send a link to a friend to watch with me. Multiple times, multiple people. Hadn't even watched the whole thing yet.
OK. I'm going to keep this simple. I cannot express how HAPPY I am to hear Elyse cuss and be disgusted in a hilarious way. I had convinced myself that not only is Elyse far more pure than the rest of us and somehow lives in the sky where Unicorns live (Obvs)... but I also somehow convinced myself she rarely if ever cusses. If EVER a story needed some cussing sprinkled in, THIS is the one!
I used to work at Wendy's and I had to clean a stall like that. I was responsible for closing the front and cleaning bathrooms. They told me it was bad before I went in there but nothing prepared me. There was explosive poop on the walls, the toilet seat and the floor. And a pair of pants in the middle of it? Another employee took pity on me and helped. He was like hey I worked cleaning hotel rooms I can handle this lol I still have nightmares. I was making minimum wage. I should have walked but me being an overthinker and guilt ridden and a people pleaser I felt bad just leaving this for others. It was just too horrid for words. And the person who did it made no attempt to clean up their mess. I just don't know about people sometimes. I would be horrified leaving that for someone else.
Aaaaaaaargh🤢 I’m so sorry to you andd everyone else especially the flight attendant! But oh GOSH TY♥️for making me LOL!!!!! I have severe ocd and have likely nearly died from burst bladder&bpwel and have never in my life used an airplane restroom due to such issues. YOU are so strong and your humour is PRICELESS 🩷thank you hon.
The way i was shaking with laughter... i hope to remember this video exists every time i am having a bad day. This will do the trick to turning a poop day better!!! Love you ability to story tell so much
BAHA that comment about manifesting needing to pee, oh my goodness I relate on such a deep spiritual level Hahaha. 'I cannot manifest EXCEPT, having to pee" lol SAME, same.
You were smart to finally race back there and go! I peed my pants waiting in the customs line after a flight to Cancun where I just couldn’t stomach the bathroom funk! It dried quick in the heat! Lol Love your stories AND your laugh! 🤭
Im a prior flight attendant, and a content creator as well. Some of my content is crazy flight attendant stories.....THIS STORY WOULD BE JUST ONE BEST SELLING BOOK! So funny Elyse, love it! Calamity
I'm glad I'm not the only one that stresses about manifesting pee! I have to get into bed within X minutes after peeing otherwise I fear I'm going to not be able to fall asleep because i might have to pee. But this is the same person that will awaken at 5am having to pee really bad then be like...meh I can make it 2 more hours, and be able to fall back to sleep with a completely full bladder. Make it make sense!
Oh Elyse! 😂I love your travel stories. I'm so sorry that was your flight experience this time around, but it gave me a good laugh today when I needed it most. Especially since I was picturing it like a cartoon ....
I knew what this was going to be and somehow I still decided to watch while eating lunch… 😂 I was equally wanting to stop listening to the details and needing to know it all. I’m glad you survived it!
While I can tell this was a doozy of an experience for you and probably others on the flight. This story was delightfully delivered and I’m so happy you decided to share it with all of us.
My FIRST thought was, "She didn't CLARIFY to the flight attendant it wasn't HER?!?!" And then the rest of the story I literally wanted to melt into my own couch as I listened 😂
A member of my family worked for the company that airlines hire to clean the planes and the horror stories are infuriating. I wish people knew what they have to go through to get a plane ready for its next flight and how much time they don’t have to do so. 😢
I felt every single second of this video. The anxiety, the awkward... Thank you for your wonderful videos. They are like listening to banter between BFFs.
I don't understand this at all. I have ibs. I have been in questionable situations in public bathrooms and peoples homes......I'm extremely paranoid. I will triple check that bathroom before I leave. I really don't want anyone to have to be grosser out or inconvenienced by something I did. So I don't get people who just leave a complete and total obvious mess for someone else to walk into
So, the question in my mind is - how do you get poop on every surface in the bathroom? What did he do? And was it on him too? It has to be? How does this happen?
I just found your videos and I’m trying hard to savor them and not binge them all in two seconds. Also kinda worried because either we have the same sense of humor orrrr I’m also a teeny bit neurodivergent 😅🤭
Hi! I saw your taking a break from IG and TikTok I wanted to message u on there to ask if there was any chance i could send u a song I’ve been writing and if u liked it maybe u could sing it/record some audio for it ? Even just for fun? (I have no musical performance ability) I really loved your unhinged song and the guy who added in guitar and drums to it soooo figured I’d shoot my shot and ask ! Happy you’re doing your thing here on RU-vid :) love your genuine personality and compassion for all- you’re a really wonderful creator and I always feel so grounded, less alone, and happier after watching your videos
Lmao finished the video ^ should’ve finished it before I commented or picked a diff video to comment an ask about collating with ur musical talents/singing voice hahaha but anyways wow what a story glad you survived that sounds god awful for all involved….
I never comment on stuff but I needed to tell you that I love you lmao I RUN to watch all of your videos and this one is no different! Even with the subject matter 😂 I remember seeing your post on threads about this and I needed to know the full story 😂 I'm also late diagnosed autistic so I relate to you so much
Elyse. dude.. let me set the scene. im listening to you podcast mode. Put you on and im making my way throughout the house. I need to refill my drink bottle so off i go, you start saying you need to pee.. i think yeah, on a flight.. that would suckkkk given the circumstances. You mention pee a few more times.. you say ok now you really gotta go.. and that was my bladders cue.. i left the tap running, whilst it was filling my 1.2L bottle to pee because you mentioned it a dozen times and my body, specifically my bladder reacted. Just like a yawn, needing to wizz is contagious.. 😂
I edited this on my laptop in an Uber when I had to take a 2.5 hour car ride today and 30 minutes into the drive I was like “oh my god I’m making myself have to pee while editing this, I am so screwed.” 😂
Gurl! I feel ya. That's why I wear an adult diaper when I fly! I am not willing to take the chance that someone will destroy the restroom before I get there.
Oh. My. God. My husband heard me cracking up at this video from another room, and when I tried to explain the story to him I could barely get the story out through my laugh-tears. He just stared at me bemused because there is no comparison for your storytelling.
This is a thing!! I worked at American eagle and we made the mistake of letting a customer use the bathroom. It was busy, we didn't realize how long they were in there. When one of us went to the bathroom they were horiffied to see every surface was covered. Needless to say, we needed professionals. So when you wonder, why can't I use a store's bathroom. This. This is why.
7:11 and cackling hysterically - WELP, I guess I know NOW why I have that FEAR ahahahaha,.... and have NEVER ever pushed the call button in MAH LIFE. Not in mah 38 years alive hahahaha. Thank you, and also SORRY, for what you went through to acquire this knowledge! :')
I’m only 6mins in and already I’ve had to hit pause three times as I can’t hear what you’re saying because I’m laughing so much. Laughing/ crying at the horror as well as the way you’re telling the story. 😮😂😂
